So That Happened: #RAW Recap (01/27/14)

Randy Orton Speaks:

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Brad Maddox introduces Randy Orton.

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Randy Orton says “The Champ Is Here” and despite what the WWE Universe thought, he beat John Cena again and walked out still the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Randy Orton says he doesn’t care if people think it’s a hollow victory or not, because all that matters is that he won. Orton says he found out this morning that he has to face 5 other WWE Superstars in the Elimination Chamber at Elimination Chamber. Orton starts to yell at Brad Maddox and asks if he came or The Authority came up with this.

"I Have to Defend My Title Against 5 Other Superstars. What Kind of Garbage is That?" It's Wrestling, Randy Orton. Pay Attention!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

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Randy Orton complains about not getting any respect until he gets cut off by Batista’s music.

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You can tell it's cold because Batista's wearing a shirt under his jacket. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) January 28, 2014

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Thank you. He's NOT wearing jeggings tonight! I REPEAT…. Batista is NOT wearing jeggings tonight.

— nicole (@angiechipz) January 28, 2014

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Why is Batista wearing Page 6 of the EXPRESS Men's Catalog?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Batista is dressed like he walked for miles inside the pit of Target. #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) January 28, 2014

I actually like what batista is wearing right now. That's a dope jacket, and you can't go wrong with Tims.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) January 28, 2014

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Batista congratulates Randy Orton on having a hell of a performance, but gets cut off by loud Daniel Bryan chants.

I'm CACKLING!!!!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

Batista tells Randy Orton he’s back for three reasons: To win the Royal Rumble, headline Wrestlemania and win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Batista says he doesn’t care if he has to face Randy Orton, John Cena, The Shield or Daniel Bryan. No matter what, he’s going to be WWE Champion.

Don't get hot, Batista.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Batista is cut off by Brock Lesnar’s music.

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#BouncyTaunt! #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) January 28, 2014

Thank you Brock/Paul for making things better.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) January 28, 2014

Look at this OVW reunion in the ring. Someone bring out Ron "H20" Waterman!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

If we're just inviting guys from OVW back in the day, when does Flash Flanagan get his promo time? #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) January 28, 2014

I Like the THEME of Every Wrestler in the Ring. That's Where it Ends.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman come into the ring. Heyman introduces himself, then tells Brad Maddox that Brock Lesnar’s patience is wearing thin. Heyman tells Maddox to tell The Authority that they have two choices: Either Brock Lesnar faces Randy Orton tonight for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Or, Brock Lesnar could take on the other Number One Contender is Batista.

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I want Brock Lesnar to throw Batista back into the JC Penny he crawled out of. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

Batista looks like the douchebag member of your gang in Saint's Row.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Paul Heyman says that it’s not up to him, because no matter what the outcome is, the WWE Universe wins. Heyman tells Maddox that Brock Lesnar wants an answer tonight, or else.

TONIGHT???!!! WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL??? #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) January 28, 2014

I Don't Like When Brock Lesnar "Suggests" Things. It Has a Tinge of Unmitigated Violence to It.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Somehow, Brock Lesnar became the good guy in this situation.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

When Brock Lesnar destroyed The Big Show, I wanted to hug him. If he destroys Batista I may name my new hamster after him. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

Match 03: Battle Of Cleveland: The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler

Somehow, Drew Carey is Going to Beat BOTH The Miz and Dolph Ziggler, becoming the King of Cleveland or whatever.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Dolph Ziggler's wrestling The Miz to determine who cries more when they see a metal briefcase. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) January 28, 2014

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I see we left Dad at home this time. See Cena, Miz learned.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

It's fitting that Miz is associating himself with the Browns since neither appeal to the general public or decision making body. #RAW

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) January 28, 2014

I hope The Miz and Dolph Ziggler realize that this is the equivalent of the Divas Gimmick Match.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

A “Cleveland Rocks” chant breaks out.

See? "Cleveland Rocks!" Even the Crowd Wants Drew Carey to do a Run In!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

BOOOOOO MIZ

— J (@jeremyregular) January 28, 2014

The Miz hits the Figure-Four Leg Lock on Dolph Ziggler

When The Miz does that move, its called the Figure Feh. #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) January 28, 2014

Dolph Ziggler breaks the hold and hits The Miz with the Zig-Zag.

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Winner: Dolph Ziggler

Got 'im with the ZigZag!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

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Did Lawler just call him The Milk? Better luck next time, Milk. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) January 28, 2014

Match 04: Rybaxel vs. The Usos

Curtis Axel's beard is eating his face. #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) January 28, 2014

I thought my stomach was getting upset. Time to take Rybaxel.

— Squared Circle Cafe (@SCCPodcast) January 28, 2014

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"So, what do you want on your new singlet, Ryback?"
"Everything."
"Everything?"
"Everything. Don't leave out America or Iron Man." #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) January 28, 2014

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UCE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UCE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 28, 2014

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The Usos and their #WWE2K14 flower pattern tights.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

I Wonder if the Uso do the Siva Tau before Having to Move a Large Bed. #UsoBrothersMovingCo

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

All you see with the Uso's are; 1. Great wrestling. 2. Dancing. 3, Teeth, because they're always smiling.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) January 28, 2014

"Take a look at this!"

If you're referring to your beard Axel I think it's under appreciated.

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) January 28, 2014

The Usos hit the Uso Splash on Ryback.

That was such an awesome splash. Usos, man.

— J (@jeremyregular) January 28, 2014

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I Love the Uso Splash Face! Getting Those Kodak Moments Wherever You Can.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Winners: The Usos

Thank you, God.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) January 28, 2014

Solid Tag Match, even on Rybaxel's end.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 28, 2014

Can The Usos just win the tag titles?! It's ridic now.

— nicole (@angiechipz) January 28, 2014

Post-Match, The Usos start dancing.

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I swear The Usos don't know the meaning of" Turn Down"

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

The club ain't seein the Usos right now.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 28, 2014

Dance your heart out, Usos. You'll get those tag titles eventually.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

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