So That Happened: #RAW Recap (01/27/14)

RAW beings with The Authority.

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Stephanie McMahon welcomes the WWE Universe at to WWE RAW, then tries to talk about how great the Royal Rumble was, but she is cut off by a “YES!” Chant. Stephanie McMahon says the Royal Rumble was one of the most satisfying PPVs in history. Triple H mocks the WWE Universe by asking in a baby voice, “Did someone not get what they wanted?”

Snap! Stephanie and Triple H openly mocking the WWE Universe? I hate to see how they handle their kids' temper tantrums.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Triple H just couldnt resist rubbing Lava into our eyes. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

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YO this is some passive aggressive WWE promoing here, good job Triple H/Stephanie McMahon #RAW

— Theresa Gaffney 🇺🇦 (@theresagaffney) January 28, 2014

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Triple H continues to speak about the Royal Rumble, hyping the victories of Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar, and the Royal Rumble victory of Batista. Triple H says we are on the Road To Wrestlemania.

How do I get off this said 'road to Wrestlemania'? #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) January 28, 2014

Stephanie McMahon says that there is one more stop on the Road To Wrestlemania and that it’s the Elimination Chamber. Stephanie McMahon announces that Randy Orton will defend the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania. Suddenly, Daniel Bryan’s theme plays and the WWE Universe explodes.

YES! YES! YES!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

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By the Way, "Ride of the Valkyries" is the best anthem for a Wrestling Revolution We could Have.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Daniel Bryan tells the WWE Universe not to chant “YES!” and “Daniel Bryan” because The Authority doesn’t like it. The WWE Universe chants “YES!” and “Daniel Bryan” further. Stephanie McMahon says she thought the WWE Universe would be smarter to not fall for Bryan’s tricks, but they aren’t. Bryan tells The Authority that people call his match at the Royal Rumble, the biggest highlight of the Royal Rumble. The Authority tries to downplay Daniel Bryan’s match at the Rumble.

Actually, Triple H, Shawn Michaels was the First Guy to Give Daniel Bryan credit for His Match with Bray Wyatt #ShawnIsBetter

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Daniel Byran lost his match at The Royal Rumble , but won the night. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

Daniel Bryan brings up that the biggest disappointment of the night was him NOT being in the Royal Rumble. Daniel Bryan calls The Authority out on not putting him in the Royal Rumble, despite asking The Authority time and time again. Bryan tells The Authority that there is a “YES!” movement going on, and that the people wanted him to be in the Rumble.

#YesMovement

— nicole (@angiechipz) January 28, 2014

You Can't Stop the YES! #CantStopTheSignal #RAW

— LeKeith (@lekeithlewis) January 28, 2014

Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that the reason they didn’t put Daniel Bryan in the Royal Rumble was because he went through a lot recently, and they didn’t want to risk further injury to him by having him compete twice the Royal Rumble. Bryan calls The Authority out on their reasons, reminding them that they put him in countless handicap matches against The Shield and The Wyatt Family. Triple H responds to this by saying they realized they stacked the deck against Bryan before, so they didn’t want to do it again at the Rumble.

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Oh Man! Stephanie and Triple H are Using Parent Logic on Daniel Bryan Right Now!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

If they don't want to put Daniel Bryan in jeopardy, how about Wheel of Fortune? #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) January 28, 2014

Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that he’s is being selfish, and only thinking about himself. Stephanie says that the WWE doesn’t revolve around Daniel Bryan and that they had to consider other WWE Superstars for the Royal Rumble.

The Authority had other people to consider, such a El Torito and Kevin Nash. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) January 28, 2014

Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that the WWE Universe didn’t come to RAW tonight just to see him. Bryan asks the WWE Universe if they came here to see Randy Orton or Triple H, which the WWE Universe responds “NO!” The WWE Universe says starts chanting but it’s a mix of “YES!” and “Daniel Bryan.” Stephanie McMahon says she can’t understand that the WWE Universe is saying.

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The WWE Universe gets it together chants “Daniel Bryan.”

DAMN THAT WAS LOUD?

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

I Go to WWE Events to See Daniel Bryan Wrestle a Broomstick. And By "Broomstick," I Mean WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Randy Orton.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

I think they want Daniel Bryan.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) January 28, 2014

Daniel Bryan demands to be in the Elimination Chamber match for the World Heavyweight Championship, and tells Stephanie McMahon to step aside, and gets in Triple H’s face. Bryan tells Triple H that neither of them should leave this ring until Bryan gets what he wants.

You get some D-Bry!!!! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) January 28, 2014

STEP UP!!! no like get him a step ladder

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

Daniel Bryan, If You Really Want to Get Control in the WWE, You Have to Take Out Stephanie. She's 100% McMahon.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

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Triple H tells Bryan that the thing is, they’re not the only ones in this ring. The Shield comes out and Daniel Bryan quickly grabs a chair.

Daniel Bryan versus The Shield AND Triple H? I Still Like His Odds. #YESMovement

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Apparently, Seth Rollins is still hurting from the Royal Rumble.

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SETH FELL LMFAO

— nicole (@angiechipz) January 28, 2014

ROLLINS TOOK A TUMBLE!!!!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

OH seth….

— brianna (@ritahepburn) January 28, 2014

Daniel Bryan tries to fend The Shield off, but gets attacked. #ScumbagSheamus’ theme plays and runs down to the ring and help Daniel Bryan, but gets attacked.

God Damn It, Sheamus! This isn't about you. Don't try and win any favors by helping Daniel Bryan. We still don't like you.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

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The Polar Vortex Has Just Hit Cleveland Ohio! Oh Wait, That's Sheamus.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

John Cena’s theme plays and Cena runs down to the ring to help Daniel Bryan and Sheamus fend off The Shield.

I love this. All of this. So much. #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) January 28, 2014

I Don't Like Team MuscleBoys Over Here (Sheamus and Cena) Interfering with The Wrestler.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Match 01: Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara vs. The Real Americans

Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara look like two wrestling toys that you'd find at a department store.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

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Rey Mysterio: You Look Different
Sin Cara: No, I Don't.
Rey: You Speak English Now?!?!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Zeb Colter says the only people he knows, who wear masks are criminals, and it seems that Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara haven’t been deported yet. Colter leads the WWE Universe in a “We The People” chant.

Zeb Colter has better signs than most crowd members.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 28, 2014

If Zeb Colter calls Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara "MexiCANTs" Right Now, I'd Have to Applaud.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

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Jack Swagger leaves the ring. Zeb Colter scolds Swagger and asks him what he’s doing. Colter slaps Swagger then tries to get him focused on the match.

Swagger Slapped! #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

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Zeb Colter is a fed up dad.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) January 28, 2014

If Swagger hits Zeb, I will flip out!

— brianna (@ritahepburn) January 28, 2014

I Want Antonio Cesaro to Giant Swing Rey Mysterio for As Long As Possible. Just Until He's as Tall as Sin Cara.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Antonio Cesaro calms Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter down.

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I Want Antonio Cesaro to Giant Swing Rey Mysterio for As Long As Possible. Just Until He's as Tall as Sin Cara.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger hit a Double Powerbomb to Sin Cara.

DEMI-GOD CESARO!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

Cesaro is so strong, I'm convinced he could've done that double Powerbomb by himself #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Antonio Cesaro catches Sin Cara with Swiss Death.

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European Uppercut! It's Over!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

KAPOW

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 28, 2014

Cesaro, you magnificent bastard. 👏 #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) January 28, 2014

Antonio Cesaro hits the Neutralizer on Sin Cara.

Sin Cara was limp!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

Winners: The Real Americans

One. Two. Three. ZEB GETS TO KEEP HIS HEAD UP FOR ONCE

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 28, 2014

THANK YOU, CESARO!

— brianna (@ritahepburn) January 28, 2014

Zeb Coulter cracked the code. Slapping Jack Swagger is good luck. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

Antonio Cesaro should just be both Real Americans. Find a way to clone him.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Real Americans need to chase those tag titles ASAP. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) January 28, 2014

Bad News Barrett:

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Take all my decorum, Wade.

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWSS. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) January 28, 2014

Bad News Barrett pounds a gavel for a very long time. Barrett asks for decorum, then asks the WWE Universe for joining them this evening. Barrett says that he has some bad news: Tonight, there will be The Battle Of Cleveland: The Miz v. Dolph Ziggler. Barrett says he’s just glad it’s not the Battle For Cleveland because there would be nothing but losers for the match, because Cleveland is filled with nothing but losers.

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LMAO I'm very much okay with Barrett giving Miz crap

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 28, 2014

I Would Buy Last Night's Royal Rumble if it Came with "Special Edition" #BadNewsBarrett Commentary

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Match 02: R-Truth vs. Fandango

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I imagine Fandango would be a quality lamp. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) January 28, 2014

Xavier Woods shaved his Carlito goatee

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Wow look how young Woods looks without a mustache

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 28, 2014

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Emma is shown in the crowd dancing.

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Hey, It's Emma! The Best Part of R-Truth versus Fandango #Emmalution

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

I love you, Emma.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

R-Truth tries to chase Fandango, but Fandango hides behind Summer Rae. Summer Rae screams, then Fandango hits a clothesline on R-Truth.

R-Truth: *Tries to attack Fandango but runs into Summer Rae*
Summer Rae: *Screams* HE HAS MY PURSE!
R-Truth: What?-*Gets clotheslined*

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

What a Clothesline on R-Truth. That Had to Smart.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Summer Rae doesn't seem too into the black guys. First Mark Henry, then Xavier Woods, and now R-Truth. She's #SummerRacist

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Xavier Woods talks about his PHD goals with JBL on commentary.

You Know, For Someone Getting a PHD, You'd Think Xavier Woods Could Pick a Better Mentor. Cena Does Have a Doctorate, You Know?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

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Winner: R-Truth

Come on!

— brianna (@ritahepburn) January 28, 2014

no.

— nicole (@angiechipz) January 28, 2014

Post-Match, R-Truth and Xavier Woods dance.

Summer ain't about to get in the ring with R-Truth there. The hoodlum.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 28, 2014

I just want better for Xavier.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

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