Triple H’s Announcement:
Triple H says that under the Authority, 2013 was an epic year, but 2014 will be like nothing you have ever seen before. Triple H tells the WWE Universe to welcome this man back to the WWE…
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Brock Lesnar’s Music Plays and Brock Lesnar comes out with Paul Heyman!
Triple H shakes hands with Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar, then walks away.
Paul Heyman re-introduces himself and says that the Beast, Brock Lesnar, is Back. Heyman says that his client has authorized him to inform the WWE Universe of his mission statement in the WWE. Heyman says that Brock is not here to settle any old scores: You fight Brock Lesnar, You Lose to Brock Lesnar, Brock Lesnar forgets about you. Heyman tells the WWE Universe that Brock Lesnar is not here as an instrument of revenge for Paul Heyman because he is a bigger man than anyone in the WWE.
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Paul Heyman says Brock Lesnar is back in the WWE because he wants to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Heyman says that what that mean for John Cena and Randy Orton is, whomever emerges from the Royal Rumble PPV as the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, the winner will ultimately be the loser, because the champion will have to face the challenge of a self-declared number one contender, Brock Lesnar. Paul Heyman hands Brock Lesnar the mic.
Brock Lesnar says he doesn’t care whether it’s Randy Orton or John Cena, as far as he’s concerned, there is nobody in this company or building that can stop him, Brock Lesnar.
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Brock Lesnar says he doesn’t have to win the Royal Rumble to be deserving enough for a Championship Match. Lesnar claims he doesn’t have to stand in a line for a title shot, because that line starts behind him. Brock Lesnar dares anybody to try and do something about it.
Paul Heyman says Brock Lesnar’s life is like a t-shirt: Eat, Sleep, Conquer and Repeat. Heyman says that what Brock Lesnar wants, he takes, and he wants the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar get cut off by the World’s Strongest Man, Mark Henry!
Mark Henry takes his shirt off and charges to the ring. Brock Lesnar sneak attacks Mark Henry before he gets in the ring. Lesnar tries to take advantage, but Henry tosses him over the barricade. Mark Henry tries to attack Brock Lesnar, but Lesnar spears Henry through the barricade!
Brock Lesnar screams after throwing Mark Henry through the barricade.
Brock Lesnar picks up Mark Henry then drops him on the floor with an F-5.
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Brock Lesnar screams again.
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Paul Heyman calms Brock Lesnar down, then says someone had to be made an example of. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman walk off.
Match 06: Total Divas vs. Aksana, Alicia Fox, Kaitlyn, Rosa Mendes and Summer Rae
Eva Marie tries to tag in but no one wants to tag her. Eva Marie forcefully tags in Cam’ron.
Kaitlyn tags in Alicia Fox, who also doesn’t want to be in the match.
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After Cam’ron takes some abuse from the other team, Nikki Bella gets the hot tag.
Nikki Bella goes for her finisher, but the Non-Total Divas break it up. The Total Divas get in the ring and brawl with Non-Total Divas. Nikki Bella gets distracted by Rosa Mendes. Aksana takes advantage and throws Nikki Bella’s elbow on the ring ropes.
Aksana hits her finisher!
Winner: The Non-Total Divas?!
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(Oh My God! We actually won!)
Backstage: Brad Maddox apologizes for The Great Khali shoulders down situation. Maddox says it’s been handled and it won’t happen again.
Stephanie McMahons compliments Brad Maddox on how impressive he’s been, then asks about Old School RAW. Maddox says that he has some of Stephanie McMahon’s favorites lined up. Stephanie asks about Triple H’s favorites, and Maddox responds with “WOOOO!” Triple H says don’t do the “WOOOOO!” again. Maddox walks off, then comes back and “WOOOOO’s!” one more time.
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