So That Happened: #RAW Recap (12/30/13)

The WWE Superstars New Year’s Party:

Booker T comes out with The Prime Time Players, and the WWE Divas, who are all dressed in party hats.

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Booker T welcomes the WWE Universe to a party. Booker T says 2013 has been great for the WWE, and it has given us memories that have lasted a lifetime. Booker T says 2014 will be much better, but before they ring in the New Year, he wants to give the WWE Universe a memory to cherish for a lifetime. Booker T wants to do a New Year’s Spin-A-Roonie.

Wade Barrett crashes the party, by coming out on a giant rising podium.

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After banging his gavel, Barrett tells Booker T that they’re not going to end the year with a Spin-A-Roonie. Barrett says that the New Year is supposed to be about realizing dreams and opportunities, but he has some bad news. Barrett says that the year 2014 won’t bring an end to corruption, but it will bring us one step closer to the apocalypse.

Wade Barrett tells the WWE Superstars that they will stab everyone in the back for the pursuit of money, just so they can have a bigger flatscreen TV than the neighbors. Barrett tells the WWE Universe that they’re gonna poison the environment, and follow the latest trends instead of focusing on what’s important. Barrett tells the WWE Universe that he’s gonna be here to remind everyone all about their mistakes.

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Backstage: Renee Young tries to ask Damien Sandow about the WWE Universe voting for his opponent on the WWE App. Sandow says that he’s been disrespected all year with Christmas matches, getting knocked out by Tribute To The Troops, and other stipulation matches. Sandow says he doesn’t care who his opponent is, because if he can’t beat his opponent, he quits.

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Match 04: Damien Sandow vs. ???

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Jerry Lawler introduces Damien Sandow’s opponent…The Great Khali.

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Match 04: Damien Sandow vs. The Great Khali

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Damien Sandow manages to roll up The Great Khali.

Winner: Damien Sandow

Match 05: Brodus Clay vs. R-Truth (with Xavier Woods on commentary)

Xavier Woods distracts Brodus Clay as The Funkadactyls come out dancing.

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R-Truth rolls up Brodus Clay.

Winner: R-Truth

Post-Match, R-Truth and Xavier Woods dance with the Funkadactyls

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