So That Happened: #RAWChristmas Recap (12/23/13)

Backstage: Renee Young speaks with CM Punk and asks him what his plan is tonight. Punk says for once he has a plan. Punk says that The Shield has been here for a year, and they’ve tried to ruin Christmas for everyone. Punk tells Renee Young that he did something he’s never done before; asked Santa Claus for help.

CM Punk says Santa Claus delivered help in the form of two partners. CM Punk introduces his first partner, Intercontinental Champion, Big E. Langston. Big E. Langston says this evening, he’s handing out beatings. Punk adds on that while Langston hands out beatings, Santa is handing his partners. Punk introduces his next partner, John Cena, who comes in channeling his inner Hulk Hogan/Ultimate Warrior.

John Cena, still channeling his inner Hogan/Warrior, says that tonight Big E. Langston will “Release The Langston.” Cena tells Langston and Punk that he found The Shield’s Christmas list, and tonight, they’re going to give The Shield everything they need. Cena says Roman Reigns needs Big E. to knock his teeth in, Seth Rollins needs an Attitude Adjustment, and Dean Ambrose, just wants to Go To Sleep. Cena, Langston and Punk put their hands in as Big E. Langston says, “Believe In That.”

Match 07: The Real Americans vs. Los Matadores

Zeb Colter speaks about Santa Claus being an illegal immigrant. Colter says that the difference between Santa Claus and the WWE Universe is Santa is only here once a year, while Americans stay here. Colter says that Americans call this holiday, “Merry Christmas” and not Feliz Navidad.

El Torito comes out in a new outfit

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Antonio Cesaro catches Diego and does the Giant Swing

Los Matadoes do Twin Magic.

Fernando ends up rolling up Jack Swagger.

Winners: Los Matadoes

Match 08: Kofi Kingston vs. Ryback

Ryback comes out instead.

Kofi Kingston dives onto Ryback.

Ryback hits Kofi Kingston with the Meathook Clothesline.

Ryback hits the Shell Shock on Kofi Kingston.

Winner: Ryback

Bad News Barrett Reveals His Donations:

Bad News Barrett tells the WWE Universe that he’s been out all day raising money from the residents from the city. Barrett tells the WWE Universe to give themselves a round of applause for raising thousands of dollars. Barrett pounds the gavel, then says he’s got some bad news. Barrett says he’s not affiliated with any charities so the money comes home with him.

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