So That Happened: #RAWChristmas Recap (12/23/13)

Bad News Barrett receives donations:

https://twitter.com/theisb/status/415306757620367360

Renee Young introduces a Christmas Carol Competition:

https://twitter.com/theisb/status/415307139218169857

Renee Young, you're better than this.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 24, 2013

Xavier Woods sings Oh Holy Night, while R-Truth adlibs

I KNEW R-TRUTH WOULD BE THAT DUDE WITH THE OBNOXIOUS ABLIBBING

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) December 24, 2013

https://twitter.com/KeepItFiveStar/status/415307222537601025
https://twitter.com/karaadora/status/415307241722740736
https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/415307065687416832

Of course R-Truth doesn't know the words, he doesn't know the words to his own "raps"

— ya haffa move (@YourBoyDrew) December 24, 2013

Dear Xavier Woods and Naomi,
You are BETTER than This!

Dear R-Truth and Cameron,
You Good

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

3MB sings Jingle Bells.

It Could Be Worse. They Could Be Making Jinder Mahal Celebrate Diwali.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

Santino Marella sings Deck The Halls, while The Great Khali does really terrible “FA LA LA LA LAs.”

FALALALALA~ FALALALALA~ FALALALA~

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) December 24, 2013

https://twitter.com/brokahontas/status/415307539627376640

Khali is incredible.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) December 24, 2013

Winners: Santino Marella and The Great Khali

Post-Match, Xavier Woods, R-Truth, The Funkadactyls, Santino Marella and The Great Khali sing and dance.

KHALI LEGIT DOESN'T KNOW THE WORDS OMG

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) December 24, 2013

Man R Truth has less rhythm than Khali.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) December 24, 2013

I was hoping for The Main Event Player, Brodus Krampus, to come out and destroy everyone singing.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 24, 2013

Now I'm going to spend the rest of the night figuring out how Xavier Woods' Santa Hat stayed on.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

Match 04: Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/415309120112058368

ZIGGLE WIGGLE! Damn…I wonder where that zipper takes you… #SorryNotSorry

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) December 24, 2013

Dolph Ziggler Wanted to Put Mistletoe on his Tights but Sandra the Seamstress Said No. #ZiggleWiggle

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

Justin Roberts reveals that the winner of the Christmas Present On A Pole Match gets a Intercontinental Title Shot:

Don't tell them what the present is, Justin Roberts!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 24, 2013

THANKS FOR RUINING THE SURPRISE, ROBERTS. Geez. No point in opening it now.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) December 24, 2013

I'd Like to See Big E. Langston versus Dolph Ziggler for the IC Title: Just for the History.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

Summer Rae is dressed like a zebra cake.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 24, 2013

I'd Also Like to see Fandango v. Big E Langston. Just to Fandango Can Say, "I Don't Do Hip-Hop" and Get Beat Up.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

This should really be a Festivus match, except I don't think that pole is made of aluminum. #RawChristmas

— Ben (@BigBen213) December 24, 2013

Dolph Ziggler falls off the turnbuckle and hits the steel steps.

Dolph's ded guys #RAWChristmas

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) December 24, 2013

Winner: Fandango

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/415310684910399488

So Fandango Gets an IC Title Shot and Dolph Ziggler Gets a Concussion. 2013 ends as it started.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

https://twitter.com/karaadora/status/415310893921353728

Dolph. I say this every week, but take some time off, and come back at the Royal Rumble.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 24, 2013

Match 05: The Prime Time Players vs. The Usos

Darren Young tries to introduce the Prime Time Players, but says it’s in Houston instead of Austin.

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/415311950373859328
https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/415311981344612352

Titus O’Neil says the Prime Time Players aren’t greedy but, they want three things. 1. A WWE Tag Team Title Shot and for the WWE Universe to join them in the Millions Of Dollars Dance. The WWE Universe does the Millions Of Dollars Dance.

"Millions of presents! Millions of presents! Millions of presents!"

— ya haffa move (@YourBoyDrew) December 24, 2013

The Usos do their entrance but end it with Merry Christmas

LMAO at that "Merry Christmas".

— ya haffa move (@YourBoyDrew) December 24, 2013

The Uso who yelled MERRY CHRISTMAS edited his IMDB in the locker room to include a writing credit for this show. #RAWChristmas

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) December 24, 2013

Usos for life.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) December 24, 2013

This match breaks my heart cause I like both teams

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) December 24, 2013

A “This Is Austin” Chant breaks out.

"This is Austin!" "This is Austin!"
– Chant of the Year!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/415313206240763904

*'"This Is Austin" chant breaks out*

Eva Marie: THAT'S Austin?! I thought he was the bald guy with the goatee. *Throws WWE Encyclopedia*

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 24, 2013

The Usos make fun of Darren Young for getting saying the wrong name of the town.

That's Gotta Be Jimmy Clowning Darren Young Like That.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

Jimmy Uso Superkicks Darren Young.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/415313671233863681

Jimmy Uso hits the Uso Splash on Darren Young.

I Love it When the Uso's Make Faces While Doing the Samoan Splash! It's Like They're Diving into a Pool!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

Winners: The Usos

#RAWChristmas Darren Young will be getting pity later from R Truth #Milwaukee

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) December 24, 2013

Post-Match, they all do the Millions Of Dollars dance with a passed out Darren Young.

Match 06: Good Santa (Mark Henry) vs. Bad Santa (Damien Sandow)

I swear to God, if you don't love Mark Henry I am seriously worried about your soul. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) December 24, 2013

Somebody gonna get a GI Joe!
Somebody gonna get a Barbie Doll!

AWWWH!

Wrap 'em up (Wrap 'em up)
Hand 'em out (Hand 'em out)#RawChristmas

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) December 24, 2013

Somebody's Gonna Get Their Halls Decked.
Somebody's Gonna Get Their Beard Pulled.
– Rejected Three6Mafia Lyrics for "Good Santa"

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

That theme is kinda dope.

— ya haffa move (@YourBoyDrew) December 24, 2013

That Bad Santa Music sounded like a remix of Brimstar Depths from Smash Brothers and Jingle Bells.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 24, 2013

If you automatically assumed Mark Henry was bad Santa, then you might be racist.

— ya haffa move (@YourBoyDrew) December 24, 2013

Good Santa throws Bad Santa’s head into a toilet.

A…toilet?

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) December 24, 2013

Why is there a toilet?

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) December 24, 2013

These Santas are Fighting Like It's December 26. Or SantaCon.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

Damien Sandow searches for through the presents.

Damien Sandow comes up short and gets taken down with the World’s Strongest Slam.

Winner: Good Santa

Good Santa has once again wrestled Christmas away from the evil Jews of Hollywood! HIP HIP HOORAY! #RAWChristmas

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) December 24, 2013

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https://twitter.com/brokahontas/status/415316616369680384

Mark Henry starts opening presents. JBL wants him arrested.

JBL is having a heart attack at ringside. Geez, calm down.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) December 24, 2013

Did JBL just say to put Mark Henry in chains?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 24, 2013

One of the presents is Christmas Cupcakes. Mark Henry eats one, then smashes the cupcakes over Damien Sandow’s head.

Mark Henry wasting food. I never thought I'd see the day.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 24, 2013

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