So That Happened: #RAW Recap (11/11/13)

Match 02: Los Matadores and Santino Marella vs. ???

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/400074992873787393

Inside Los Matadores' capes is a picture of Renee Young's naked ankles. El Torito keeps trying (and failing) to see the photo. #AnkleFetish

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

Santino Marella comes out wearing horns.

https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/400075221245644801

Hornswaggle is pissed. Santino left him for El Torito

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) November 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/400075267856531457

3MB comes out as The Union Jacks. Dressed in Union Jack colors.

THE UNION JACKS!!!! #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) November 12, 2013

LOL WOW

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 12, 2013

First pop for 3MB.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) November 12, 2013

NOT ONLY THAT, THEY'RE GETTING CHEERS

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 12, 2013

Does This Mean That Three Man Band Actually Recorded a Song?!?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

Union Jacks entrance music is pretty dope. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) November 12, 2013

Huge props to @WWE for reuniting The Beets to record The Union Jacks' entrance music. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) November 12, 2013

I Like Union Jacks More Than the Three Man Band Already! Which One's Jack?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

I hope 3MB keeps the name Union Jacks. That way, we can get our #3MB name back for @3ManBooth.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

El Torito interferes, but gets caught by Drew McIntyre.

#RAW KILL HIM DREW KILL THE BULL!

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) November 12, 2013

El Torito escapes and hits Heath Slater.

#raw The Bull hit slater, where is the bell?!?!?!?!

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) November 12, 2013

Santino Marella hits Heath Slater in the butt with his horns. Then wins with the Cobra, which is also wearing horns.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/400076407125970945

I can't believe horns are popular in the WWE now. Somewhere in Mexico, Psicosis is pissed!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

Winners: Los Matadores and Santino Marella

LOL 3MB Union Jacks NEVER win. NEVER. LOL #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) November 12, 2013

Post-Match, Los Matadores celebrate with Santino Marella and El Torito.

You'll get those ankles someday, El Torito.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

I Dunno Guys, I See a Huge Upside in the Union Jacks. Wearing the Flag Worked for the British Bulldogs After All…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

Backstage: Randy Orton is getting his shoulder checked on. Brad Maddox tries to apologize to Orton, but Orton doesn’t want to hear it. Vickie Guerrero tries to apologize as well, but Orton screams that she’ll be in huge trouble when Stephanie McMahon and Triple H come back from vacation. Orton demands they get out, but Kane comes in.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/400076541624741888

Kane tries to apologize, but Orton doesn’t want to listen to him. Kane reminds Randy Orton that he’s the Director Of Operations and that he WILL listen to him. The doctor asks for a moment to check on Orton’s shoulder, and they all leave.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/400077161131814912

Kane laying down the law

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/400076639490408448

Kane is already a supremely better John Laurenitis. Sorry Big Johnny fans. He stunk. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) November 12, 2013

Match 03: Damien Sandow vs. Kofi Kingston

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/400077758291656705

S.O.S! You know I'm JOBBIN'! S.O.S! Why am I tryinnnnnnnnnnnnn? (I'm jobbin'!)

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

let me flip this coin on who's losing this match.

heads:kofi
tails:kofi

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) November 12, 2013

NO ONE is Cheering for Kofi Kingston Right Now. It Doesn't Help That Whenever Kofi Shows a Little Bit of Edge, It's on the App or YouTube.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

Is this crowd bored by Kofi, Sandow, or both? #Raw

— 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙮 (@thechrishaley) November 12, 2013

Sandow is now in the Same Sentences as John Cena:
Both Damien Sandow and John Cena Failed to Successfully Cash in The Money in the Bank.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

Damien Sandow hits the “You’re Welcome” on Kofi Kingston.

Whoever Decided That Uncle Slam Should Be Damien Sandow's New Finisher Either Really Loves The Patriot or Really Hates Damien Sandow.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

Winner: Damien Sandow

Kofi Kingston is a loser, but hes the best loser on the planet. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 12, 2013

I think Kofi is destined to wrestle MITB holders/winners and lose to them forever.

— young simba (@extremeexile) November 12, 2013

Almost 4 years, Kofi. Almost 4 years since the Randy Orton incident. #GetItTogether

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

Next Week’s RAW will be “RAW Country”

"RAW Country"….I wonder who 3MB will be dressed as next week.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) November 12, 2013

WTF is Raw Country?

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) November 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/400079172359303169

If RAW Country doesn't have "The Real Double J" Jesse James, singing "With My Baby Tonight," then the whole event is pointless.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

Match 04: Dolph Ziggler vs. Curtis Axel (Intercontinental Championship)

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/400080070624018432

You do that wiggle Ziggles. And could it be possible that @HEELZiggler is getting a belt tonight? #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) November 12, 2013

Curtis Axel is the type of guy who likes his own Facebook Status.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/400080455061348352

How is Curt Hennig in #WWE2K14…TWICE, but Curtis Axel isn't in the game once? His name isn't even in the game.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

Dolph Ziggler hits the 10 Punches on Curtis Axel

Nothing Like Hearing an Entire Crowd Mumble Count to 11. Thanks, Dolph!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

Dolph Ziggler is trying real hard to beat some charisma into Curtis Axel but hes resisting. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 12, 2013

Somehow, Curtis Axel wins.

Winner: Curtis Axel

*Sigh* Oh, Dolph. Dolph, Dolph, Dolph…

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

Dolph, When You Can't Beat Curtis Axel, It's Time to Go Back to the Drawing Board. Go Brainstorm with Kofi!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

Dolph was on up when Amy Schumer was on tv. how long til the next season?

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) November 12, 2013

Backstage: Brad Maddox says that Kane is off to a bad start and he needs to listen to him. Kane tell Brad Maddox that he needs to respect him. Brad Maddox says that they need to get on the same page, then brings up Vickie Guerrero’s Handicap Match idea. Maddox puts John Cena in a Handicap Match tonight against The Real Americans, while Kane puts CM Punk and Daniel Bryan in a Handicap Match against The Shield.

I like Kane in charge already.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 12, 2013

Kane's Frenemy: Daniel Bryan > #CorporateKane's Frenemy: Brad Maddox

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

Brad Maddox tries to shake Kane’s hand, but Kane walks away from him.

Kane & Brad Maddox: 2 Grown Men Arguing About Who Is Going To Be In Trouble #Raw

— 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙮 (@thechrishaley) November 12, 2013

Zack Ryder sells WWE Merchandise (In a new goatee):

Courtesy of BryanWWE

https://twitter.com/theisb/status/400084355865141249
https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/400084466753732608

Why Does Zack Ryder Have Moss Growing On His Face?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

Zack Ryder with a goatee looks like a woman impersonating a man. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) November 12, 2013

He really want's to be Bradley Cooper right?

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) November 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/karaadora/status/400084486953910272

How Is It That Zack Ryder, Who is 85% Branding, Does Not Have a Single Piece of Zack Ryder Merch on that Table?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

Zack Ryder grew a goatee for #NoShaveNovember. It looks terrible. Get rid of it. #PleaseShaveNovember

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/400084973165617152

Match 05: Tamina vs. Nikki Bella

Manchester Didn't Cheer For the Bella Twins? This Must Be Eva Marie Country. #TotalDivas

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

How many Eva Marie signs are in the crowd tonight?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) November 12, 2013

Cheerleader Brie is very entertaining

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 12, 2013

Does The Crowd Want "Table" or "Sable?"

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/400085658351325184

"Come on Nikki urbalbrarbhlbdbalsbadblab WOOOOOOOOOOO" – what I hear from Brie's cheering

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 12, 2013

Tamina hits the Superfly Splash on Nikki Bella.

Tamina almost broke her leg on that splash.

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 12, 2013

Winner: Tamina

Tamina DOES have her own theme you know.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 12, 2013

Post-Match, Brie Bella attacks AJ Lee and Tamina.

AJ getting dropkicked while skipping is comedy gold

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 12, 2013

This is a #WasteofAJLee

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 12, 2013

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