Eva Marie is driving when she gets a phone call.
Phone in One Hand, First Pumping in the Other? Eva Marie, Hands on the Wheel! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Eva Marie gets told that Maxim is interested in doing a photoshoot with her.
Eva Marie: Always dreams of being in Maxim. Never even had a day dream of being a pro wrestler. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
Cam’ron is going out tonight, but Vincent wants to join her. Cam’ron tells her to do the work he needs to do, but he insists on going out with her. Cam’ron screams till he leaves her alone.
Jesus Christ, can you imagine living with that nagging voice every day? #TotalDivas
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) September 9, 2013
Nikki Bella talks about living the dream of a WWE Diva and being able to meet fans and celebrities. Nikki Bella watches John Cena get stretched out by a stretch therapist.
Is this stretch therapist foreplay for John Cena and Nikki Bella? #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
It’s Nikki Bella’s turn to get stretched out. Nikki Bella gets stretched out by the trainer.
Nikki Bella Working on Her Flexibility. So Much Foreshadowing … and Not Just the Bedroom #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Cam’ron, Natalya, Eva Marie and JoJo are having lunch together.
Why did Natalya bring the young divas to the bar from How I Met Your Mother? Is Ted Mosby http://t.co/SAn0eMwtcr? #TotalDivas
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 9, 2013
Eva Marie reveals that Maxim wants her to do a photoshoot for her. The Divas feign happiness for her. Natalya thinks Eva Marie has an it factor. Cam’ron doesn’t want to be replaced. And JoJo feels she needs to step up and make a push.
It’s Been 2 Months Since SummerSlam and I Had No Idea Eva Marie Was In Maxim. Were the Photos No Good? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
JoJo practices her singing. Eva Marie is impressed with her singing and JoJo reveals that she wants to sing the National Anthem.
“Ohhh sayy can youuu-. I’m askin’! Can youuuu seeeeee?” – JoJo practicing the Star Spangled Banner. #TotalDivas #SimpsonsReferences
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
JoJo tells Eva Marie that she wants to add singing into her character. Eva Marie thinks it’s cool, but reveals in a confessional that she wonders if JoJo wants to be a singer or a wrestler.
@NotThatTomGreen worked for Honky!
— thecubsfan (@thecubsfan) September 9, 2013
The Singing Wrestler. Huh, Jojo? Hey, It Worked for Rockabilly, Right?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Now all the Total Divas except Naomi are having dinner. Eva Marie reveals this time to The Bellas that she’s going to be in Maxim. The Bellas feign interest. Cam’ron tells the Total Divas that Vincent wants her to meet the family.
“That’s Great Eva Marie. Now, Back to Me: Vinny wants to Meet my Parents” – How Cameron Celebrates Other People’s News.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Vinnie has parents? I thought he was spawned from the remnants of a spray tan bottle dumped into the Jersey Shore.
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) September 9, 2013
Wait, I saw this on The Office. Vincent’s going to come back at the end of the season with big, fake boobies. #TotalDivas
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 9, 2013
Cam’ron is hesitant. Cam’ron reveals that she’s loves Vincent, but doesn’t know if she wants to marry him.
Funkycoochie, Please don’t marry that stage 5 clinger. #totaldivas
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 9, 2013
The Divas are actually wrestling. Nikki Bella gets hurt when Kaitlyn tosses Brie into her. Nikki Bella doesn’t want to go to the doctor to check on her injured shin, which has been hurt for years, due to a previous soccer injury.
The Bellas Are Two Sport Athletes. Funny That Doesn’t Come Up More. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Brie Bella wants Nikki Bella to get her leg checked out, but Nikki doesn’t want to too. Brie tells Nikki that if Nikki doesn’t do something about it, Brie will.
Apparently snitching is a part of #BrieMode #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
Eva Marie has her Maxim photoshoot. She loves it.
Eva Marie Didn’t Bring Jojo With Herto the Maxim Shoot? What, Was She Too Busy in the Recording Studio? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
I’m still convinced that Eva Marie is a robot. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
The mid season cliffhanger of #TotalDivas will be the skin tearing back on Eva Marie’s arm revealing her robot parts, shocking her peers.
— Nerd Ferguson (@Nerd_Ferguson_) September 9, 2013
John Cena and Nikki Bella are having coffee. Nikki Bella reveals that her shin is hurting and John Cena thinks she should get it checked out. Nikki Bella doesn’t want to take time off because of her career, because she doesn’t have time to be hurt. John Cena thinks she needs to get checked out before she makes her injury worse.
You Can’t Say “I Can’t Afford to Be Hurt” or “My Career Can’t Afford to Take a Year Off” to John Cena. The Irony’s Too Strong #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Vincent wants Cam’ron to meet his family but Cam’ron is more into her dog Glitty’s mani-pedi. Cam’ron reluctantly agrees to meet Vincent’s family.
Glitty eats her own vomit, I don’t think her nails are that important. #TotalDivas
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) September 9, 2013
The fact that Cam’ron wants to pay more attention to her dog’s mani-pedi than your FAMILY, Vincent? That means she doesn’t want you, bro
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
Eva Marie returns home and tells JoJo the good news about her Maxim photoshoot.
Eva Marie returns to find JoJo eating cereal and watching old Sailor Moon episodes. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
JoJo isn’t old enough to be looking at Maxim. #TotalDivas
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 9, 2013
JoJo seems distant and not into Eva Marie’s big news. Eva Marie calls JoJo out on not supporting her and being childish.
Well, of course JoJo is doing childish things. She’s a CHILD, duh. #TotalDivas
— Fierce Groupie Debbi (@fyeahheath) September 9, 2013
JoJo and Naomi are working out with Jimmy Uso and talking about their futures. JoJo reveals she wants to sing the National Anthem.
JoJo: I wanna sing the National Anthem Confessional: Lilian Garcia: I’m not on this show but WHO DOES THIS BITCH THINK SHE IS! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
Naomi thinks it’s a good idea, but a hard song to sing. Naomi suggests that she sing the Funkadactyls theme song. Jimmy Uso just wants them to get back to training.
Much like Trinity, I only have good ideas when I’m sitting on astroturf. #TotalDivas
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 9, 2013
“How bout ya’ll talk AND workout?” – Jimmy Uso. Best personal trainer. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
Trainer Jon is No Joke! “If You Sing Like You Work Out, Then I’m Worried For You.” #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Nikki Bella gets her shin injury checked out. It’s not good news. Nikki Bella is pissed off and takes it out on Brie Bella. Brie is angry that this Nikki Bella injury might kick her off of TV too.
I love Brie’s voice. I want her to read me vegan cook books.
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) September 9, 2013
Brie, You Guys are Biological Twins, Not Siamese Twins. You Can Work Separately #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
This car scene looks like you’re supposed to watch it with 3D glasses. #TotalDivas
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 9, 2013
Natalya vents to Eva Marie about their busy schedule and putting the wedding together with Tyson Kidd. Natalya says sometimes she is around Tyson Kidd too much then says she can’t imagine being around JoJo 24/7.
Nattie is catty
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) September 9, 2013
Eva Marie vents about sharing everything with JoJo and being with her 24/7. Eva Mare says it was fun at first, but she’s starting to notice that JoJo has never lived with anyone. I.E. JoJo doesn’t do the dishes.
Eva Marie is happy that JoJo wants to sing, but thinks she needs to be focused on other stuff. Natalya thinks JoJo should be working on wrestling instead of singing. Natalya says not everyone can do what they do, otherwise there would be 50 girls from Hooters in the WWE. Natalya is about to say more about Hooters Girls, but finds out Eva Marie was a Hooters Girl!
OF COURSE SHE WORKED AT HOOTERS #TotalDivas
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) September 9, 2013
The ONE Time Nattie Tries to Be Mean, She Insults a Former Hooters Girl (Eva Marie) to Her Face! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
That was the cattiest I’ve ever seen Natalya. And I loved it! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
Naomi and JoJo go to Emerald City Recording Studio to record a new version of “Somebody Call My Momma” with Naomi’s Dad, Shawn.
Naomi’s Dad is in Music? No Wonder She Wants to be the Destiny’s Child of Wrestling. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Trinity calling “Somebody Call My Mama” her song is like Miss Elizabeth saying that “Pomp & Circumstance” was her entrance song. #TotalDivas
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 9, 2013
Naomi, did you get approval from Jim Johnston to sample the song? #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
JoJo and Naomi sing in the booth.
Wow Jojo
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 9, 2013
I’m surprised Cam’ron didn’t pop in the recording studio and make it all about herself. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
Jojo: “Heeeyyyyyyy!” Trinity: “Funk is On a Roll!” Cameron: “Cameron’s On the Show. Cameron’s On the Show” #TotalDivas #ThreePartHarmony
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Cam’ron meets Vincent’s family. Cam’ron is a little weirded out by the family and how into the fact that her Dad wants her to be married and have children. Vincent’s Dad says he doesn’t want his son to leave the house not married.
Vincent appears to be wearing a Mr. Rogers children’s Halloween costume. #TotalDivas
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 9, 2013
Cameron is a Reality TV Superfan. She’s Has Her Own Catchphrase and is Dating an Armenian. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Can I start a twitition to write Vincent off the show? #TotalDivas
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 9, 2013
“In our culture, you gon marry my son right now bitch.”
— Alex Rogan (@failraiser) September 9, 2013
I hope all the douchey exes on this show get their own Bachelor-style spinoff. #TotalDivas
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) September 9, 2013
Eva Marie is doing the dishes until JoJo gets a phone call.
Eva Marie washing JoJo’s dishes again. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
There’s Tension between Jojo and Eva Marie Because Jojo Doesn’t Do Her Chores. Dishes Don’t Wash Themselves! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
JoJo finds out that Jane likes her and Naomi’s song and wants them to try it out on the show. JoJo is excited.
JoJo wants to sing, Eva Marie wants to model… & Eva Marie is trashing Jo Jo for singing. Do ANY of them want to *wrestle*?! #TotalDivas
— Nani (@MuppHits) September 9, 2013
Vincent wants a kiss, but Cam’ron is kissing Glitty. Vincent doesn’t want her doing that since it’s gross.
The one time I agree with Vincent
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 9, 2013
That awkward moment your girlfriend would rather makeout with her chihuahua. #totaldivas
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 9, 2013
@prettyheartless *who eats its own vomit
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) September 9, 2013
Vincent says he has a surprise for Cam’ron. Vincent takes Cam’ron to a ring shop.
Vincent reminds me of a character from GTA IV. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
Vincent wants to take the next step and get married.
Run, Bitch, Run! #gurlbye
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) September 9, 2013
Oh! and Cameron has a Purse Dog! She really is a Reality TV Superfan! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Bruno Mars is Performing at the Superbowl Halftime Show! I Care More About That Than Vincent’s Halfway Proposal #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Cam’ron leaves the shop. Cam’ron thinks Vincent is moving way too fast. Vincent chases Cam’ron out the store as she starts crying. Cam’ron says she needs time and there’s a lot of pressure.
Cameron… Girl… Get away…. away!!!! AWAYYYY! #TotalDivas
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) September 9, 2013
Vincent says they can get through this, but Cam’ron says she cares for Vincent, but needs to take a step back and needs some space. Vincent wants to work on their problems and agrees to postpone any plans to get married.
Cameron: I Need Time Vincent: What Kind of Time? Vader: VADER TIME! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
“Babe? What’s wrong? Is this because I record Auction Hunters on the DVR? Cause I don’t even like that show babe.” – Vincent #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
“I’m Not Going Nowhere, Babe” Vincent, First, It’s Anywhere. Second. That’s What Stalkers Say, Bro. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
This is still more romantic than donuts in a sleazy motel room. #TotalDivas
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) September 9, 2013
The Bella Twins visit Doctor Sampson. Doc Sampson reveals that Nikki Bella has a pretty significant stress fracture by showing the x-rays on his phone. Nikki will be out for at least 12 weeks. Nikki Bella doesn’t want to tell WWE Creative but she has to.
Dr. Sampson is Up to Date with his Medical Practice. X-Ray Scans on His iPhone, Stretching Techniques on YouTube? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
“Oh, you broke your shin? I have an app for that.” #TotalDivas
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 9, 2013
Cam’ron, Naomi and JoJo are practicing their routine, but not getting it right.
Which Member of Destiny’s Child is Cameron? The One They’re Going to Replace. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Mr. McMahon walks up and tells them that he’s looking forward to their performance tonight.
Vince McMahon! #TotalDivas #WalkBy
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Mr. McMahon AND The Wyatt Family make their #TotalDivas Debuts
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
That’s kinda cool, just seeing Vince and the Wyatts like that
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 9, 2013
Naomi starts coughing and feeling nervous. She’s been battling a cold all week.
Naomi’s palms are sweaty. Knees weak. Arm’s spaghetti. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
Cam’ron, Naomi and JoJo perform Somebody Call My Mama as Eva Marie, Brie Bella and Jane watch. It’s not very good.
Wow the brutal offkeyness
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 9, 2013
Oh my god I’m so happy I missed this live.
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) September 9, 2013
Cameron is the Flava Flav of this Trio. Get Ready for the #TotalDivas Spin-Off, “Funk of Love”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
So disappointed Jane doesn’t come up in everyone’s phone as ” #HEELJANE” #TotalDivas
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) September 9, 2013
That was horrible. They sing worse than Jillian hall. #TotalDivas
— Some Punk (@Punk_Sessed) September 9, 2013
Eva Marie is kinda excited to see JoJo fall on her face.
“That’s what jojo gets for not supporting me” am I the only one who said “Shut Up Eva” out loud? #TotalDivas
— Dayshanae Allen (@DayyMonet) September 9, 2013
Damn Eva Marie, it’s like that?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 9, 2013
‘What Goes Around Comes Around.” Eva Marie! This is Not About You! It’s About Naomi’s Cough or Something #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
The most emotion Eva has shown on this show is happiness when her BFF is failing. Oh. #totaldivas
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 9, 2013
I hope we find out if Mr. McMahon liked the performance or not. After all, he was looking forward to it. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
I Hope Vince Critiques That Performance and Uses “You Sold Me a Bill of Goods!” in His Review. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Eva Marie and Brie Bella ask JoJo and The Funkadactyls how they think the performance went. They knew it was messed up but Cam’ron is happy how it came out anyway.
“For what it was for the time we had to put it together and the economy…and Obama. The performance wasn’t bad.” Cam’ron #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
No Ariane, it was a complete trainwreck. At least JoJo was honest. #TotalDivas
— Fierce Groupie Debbi (@fyeahheath) September 9, 2013
Tough Break on #TotalDivas, Jojo. Instead of “Funk is on a Roll,” You Should’ve Started with “Smoke and Mirrors” http://t.co/BB2GpK0JtE
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
Mark breaks the news to the Bella Twins that he spoke to creative and that Nikki Bella is has to go home due to her injury.
Mark shows up and everyone is like UH OH. He’s that one supervisor you just don’t ever wanna see.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 9, 2013
Mark is the #BadNewsBarrett of WWE Talent Relations. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
On a scale of 1-Drake Younger, how happy is Maria Kanellis watching this?
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 9, 2013
Nikki Bella: My broken shin…how am I ever gonna come back? Tyson Kidd: Word? *Shows his shattered knee* #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 9, 2013
So That Happened:
.@WWE Please feed Vincent to Ryback. #TotalDivas
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) September 9, 2013
There Wasn’t Enough Tyson Kidd on #TotalDivas But Watching Him Wrestle at #WWEBrooklyn Was Pretty Cool
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 9, 2013
@KeepItFiveStar vince or stephanie, steph would give that a Solid B for Jojo
— Juan Ortega (@JuanWWETNA) September 9, 2013