Randy Orton’s Coronation Ceremony:

The WWE Locker Room at the top of the stage while The Shield does security for the event. Mr. McMahon tells the WWE Universe to give it up for Triple H.

Triple H will now kick and pedigree the entire roster one by one. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 20, 2013

I Guess The Shield Do Work for the McMahons! Huh. There’s a Lot to Explain.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

BELIEVE IN THE SECURITY! #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 20, 2013

Mr. McMahon says it’s a wonderful night and that tonight is momentous occasion because it’s the Coronation of a New WWE Champion. Mr. McMahon says he’s proud of his son-in-law because in the end, he did the right thing and saw the light. Mr. McMahon hugs Triple H.

Triple H: The Goatface Killer.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

I hope Bryan chokes them with their ties.
— Fun Bobby (@TimWelcomed) August 20, 2013

Triple H says this is the part where everyone wants him to explain himself and why he “threw away the future” and screwed Daniel Bryan.

“So This is Where I Explain Myself, Right?” Yes, Triple. This is the ONLY Time We Want You to Talk for 30 Minutes.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Triple H says the WWE Universe is short-sided and can’t see the bigger picture. Triple H says he did what he did last night to ensure the future of the WWE. Triple H claims he did this for the WWE Universe, their children and their children’s children, for the WWE Superstars, for Vince McMahon, for his Grandfather Jess McMahon, for Vince Sr., for his wife Stephanie and their children, so that the WWE will exist in their future.

If Triple H doesn’t say “I did it…for The Rock” then this promo is pointless.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

Triple H says he likes Daniel Bryan and considers him to be a friend. Triple H says that Daniel Bryan is a very good little technician who gave John Cena a hell of a match last night. Triple H says Daniel Bryan deserved to win last night, but he isn’t WWE Champion Material or Face of the WWE.

Don’t Act Like You Weren’t Trained By Killer Kowalski, Triple H! “Good Little Technician…”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Triple H claims that the WWE Universe deserves better than that. Triple H says that the WWE Universe deserves A+ and not a B. Triple H tells the WWE Universe to not settle for less and he gave them A+ Material.

I did NOT ask for this. I actually wanted Daniel as Champion.
— Finn, The Human (@RitaHepburn) August 20, 2013

“You Deserve A+! Not B! Don’t Ever Settle For Less!” Triple Gives the Same Speech to His Kids At The Start of the School Year.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Triple H calls out Daniel Bryan having a “personal problem” then brings up his own personal problems. Triple H puts this on himself for a second and says he didn’t want to throw away Daniel Bryan’s 15 years of blood, sweat and tears because he over-achieved. Triple H claims this hurt him personally.

Triple H apologizes, but for the first time in his career, just once, he wants this to be about him, guys. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 20, 2013

Triple H says he didn’t like doing this with Randy Orton and that there is still a lot of bad blood, but he buried his personal feelings for what was right for the WWE Universe. Triple H says he doesn’t care about Daniel Bryan’s personal problems about this and claims Daniel Bryan is just being selfish. Triple H tells Daniel Bryan that it’s not all about him and that he needs to check his ego at the door. Triple H claims he checks his ego at the door each and every week and does what needs to be done for the WWE Universe.

Triple H saying buried so much is kinda meta.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 20, 2013

Triple H BURIES Everything! This Just Became Abstract Art.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

LOL HHH CHECKS HIS EGO AT THE DOOR!!!!
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 20, 2013

“It’s not about me. It’s not about what I do.” – Triple H, who’s theme song clearly states “It’s All About The Game.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

Triple H says one again he’s going to bury his personal feelings and bring out the new WWE Champion, the Coal that’s become a Diamond, The Viper, Randy Orton.

The future is Randy Orton? I thought his name was Dean Ambrose.
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) August 20, 2013

WWE Champion coronation, Still can’t be bothered to wear a suit for the occasion.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) August 20, 2013

I thought this would be the one time you’d see Orton wearing a suit, or at least pants. Nope.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 20, 2013

What is Wrong with Teddy “Clap Happy” Long Over There? Does He Think He’s In Church?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

This is your fault, Curtis Axel. Triple H’s concussion made him forget Orton attacked Stephanie!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) August 20, 2013

Randy Orton shakes Mr. McMahon’s hand, then Triple H’s hand. Randy Orton stares down Stephanie McMahon then goes for a handshake, but Stephanie McMahon gives him a hug. hen hugs Stephanie McMahon.

LOL #AwkwardHug
— Finn, The Human (@RitaHepburn) August 20, 2013

No hard feelings after that DDT, right Steph?
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) August 20, 2013

Orton kissed your wife dude. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 20, 2013

Randy Orton says he told us all that when he cashes in, we wouldn’t see it coming.

Everybody saw it coming, Randy. Even the dogs and the cats. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 20, 2013

Randy Orton says he stands before us for the 10th time, the Apex Predator of the WWE. Orton says he’s not one for Thank Yous, but in this case, he can make an exception. Orton admits that he owes his WWE Championship win to Triple H. Randy Orton and Triple H actually hug then Orton says that everyone should stand up on their feet and show Triple H the respect he deserves.

Where’s that South African Fan when you need him?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

Triple H says that since the McMahons own the place, they know Daniel Bryan is in this building. Triple H knows Daniel Bryan has a personal issue with this so he wants to settle this like men. Triple H wants Daniel Bryan to come out and do whatever he needs to do to get past this and move on with his little career. Triple H orders The Shield to step aside and orders the WWE Superstars not to touch Daniel Bryan.

Wait. So Triple H Thinks That Daniel Bryan is Afraid of The Shield? You Realize He Kicked Dean Ambrose’s Vest Into Dust, Right?
— LeKeith (@lekeithlewis) August 20, 2013

Triple H orders Daniel Bryan’s music to be played and “YES!” chants to start. Daniel Bryan comes out. Daniel Bryan gets jumped off, but gets jumped by The Shield.

Why is no one helping? Is there no such thing as being a face anymore?
— Diego Violence (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 20, 2013

Dont worry. Los Matadores are going to help Daniel Bryan defeat The McMahons and Orton. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 20, 2013

There are 3 Members of The Shield. Daniel Bryan Has 2 Feet. Advantage: Daniel Bryan #TheNumbersGame
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Daniel Bryan fends off The Shield for a while, but ends up getting speared by Roman Reigns.

Are you telling me the 45 Superstars… and Zack Ryder… on the stage can’t get through The Shield? #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 20, 2013

The WWE roster are the worst friends you could ever have.
— Diego Violence (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 20, 2013

The Shield almost hits the Triple Powerbomb on Daniel Bryan, but Triple H stops them. Triple H wants Daniel Bryan to talk it out in the ring. Triple H taunts Daniel Bryan as he tries to get back into the ring. Randy Orton hits the RKO on Daniel Bryan.

RKO out of the area you expected it to come from.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 20, 2013

You Know, It’s Been a While Since I’ve Wanted Triple H’s Head Kicked In
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

The McMahons and Randy Orton raise each other’s hands and celebrate over Daniel Bryan.

So This Is The Future of Wrestling? A Bunch of Jerks? Pass!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

This… is the darkest timeline
— KH2157EN (@khristheunicorn) August 20, 2013

“….So Randy Orton punts me in the head and now he’s part of the family?! This is why I’m in China.” – Shane McMahon
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

So That Happened:

This episode of Raw was brought you by the #BeAStar organization.
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) August 20, 2013

Daniel may be a solid B+ but this Raw was a solid A. Good show tonight
— Finn, The Human (@RitaHepburn) August 20, 2013

CM Punk would’ve helped Daniel Bryan, but he was too busy standing in the parking lot waiting for the “Fat Guy” to leave the arena.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013