Match 06: The Shield vs. The Big Show
Big Show’s John Tenta cosplay tonight is terrific. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 20, 2013
The Big Show is Like The World’s Largest Underdog Right Now.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013
With no countouts, members of the Shield can just taunt repeatedly outside of the ring and gain a bunch of finishers.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 20, 2013
Big Show actually puts up a fight and ends up taking out The Shield for a bit.
Ok, I’ll admit, despite the fact that he looks like a giant homeless baby, it’s fun to watch Big Show smash dudes.
— Charles Cress (@CharlesCress) August 20, 2013
Big Show is taken down by a spear from Roman Reigns. The Shield hit the Triple Powerbomb on Big Show then all three members pin him!
DOGPILE ON THE WABBIT!!!! OMG IM CRYING OVER HERE! #THESHIELD #RAW
— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) August 20, 2013
Winners: The Shield
All of Big Show’s Matches Should Be Handicap Matches!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013
CM Punk Responds To Paul Heyman:
Here comes the best in WOOOOORLLLLDDD
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 20, 2013
IT’S PROMO TIIIIIIIIIIIME
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 20, 2013
They put thumb holes in his hoodie…so CM Punk cut off his sleeves. He’s just rebelling for the sake of rebelling now….#Raw
— Dr.Jankinstein Ph.D (@Jayfuz) August 20, 2013
CM Punk says he doesn’t know what to say right now and that there’s so much going on upstairs. Punk brings up Paul Heyman says that Heyman had some personal things to say earlier in the evening that pushed a lot of buttons. A fan boos CM Punk and ALL. HELL. BREAKS. LOOSE.
Whoa. Language.
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 20, 2013
I feel like I just teleported back to IWA-MS 10 years ago. #raw @CMPunk
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 20, 2013
I want Punk to fight that dude. Oh man!
— Tom Queue Wood (@TomQWood) August 20, 2013
Be A Star has gone out the window tonight
— KH2157EN (@khristheunicorn) August 20, 2013
CM Punk goes back to Paul Heyman brings up Heyman’s claims to bring CM Punk the WWE Title and the Main Event at Wrestlemania. Punk says that Heyman needs an apology and if an apology gets him all these things, then Heyman might get what he wants.
CM Punk spent most of the day stomping around Disneyland and picking fights with the costumed characters. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 20, 2013
Paul Heyman comes out with Curtis Axel. CM Punk says doctors say he’s not able to compete, but this is all he knows. Punk says he is beaten up, but he is sorry…sorry that he took his eyes off Paul Heyman for one second and sorry that he didn’t take Paul Heyman’s arm home with him or break his face. Punk says he’s sorry because the next time he’s going to get his revenge and he wants to do it right here in Anaheim. Punk tells Paul Heyman to have the guts that the “Fat Fan” doesn’t have.
Poor guy just came to see a #WWE show and now he’s going to cry himself to sleep. #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 20, 2013
Paul Heyman says that there is an apology that needs to happen tonight and it’s going to be from him. Heyman apologizes to CM Punk for what’s going to happen to him tonight. Heyman tells Curtis Axel to tape up his fists for a fight then warns CM Punk that he is not the fat guy in the front row. He is CM Punk’s worst nightmare. Heyman claims that Curtis Axel is going to finish what Brock Lesnar started at Summerslam.
Is the fat guy in the crowd the next Paul Heyman guy?
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 20, 2013
This is the best and worst night of that “Fat Guy’s” Life.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013
That fat guy is more over than Curtis Axel right now
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 20, 2013
Match Fight 07: CM Punk vs. Curtis Axel
Axel’s like one of Lord Zedd’s putties. Deadly until you realize you just have to hit them in the big giant Z, then resumes being a joke.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 20, 2013
CM Punk hits Curtis Axel with the ringbell.
RING BELL! oh, it’s to the gut. Nevermind. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 20, 2013
CM Punk hits Curtis Axel with a suitcase!
Curtis Axel is Getting Hit With a Suitcase! This Beating Counts As His Carry On!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013
Curtis Axel gets the advantage with a chair for a little while, but CM Punk goes back to beating the crap out of him.
Curtis Axel is a bust. New Paul Heyman guy needed ASAP. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 20, 2013
Winner: CM Punk
Axel couldn’t beat Captain Planet at a garbage dump.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 20, 2013
Post-match fight, CM Punk stares down Paul Heyman as the Fat Guy Fan keeps booing:
Guy Booing CM Punk Right Now: Your Arms are Too Short to Box With God. And God Has a MEAN Spinning Back Fist.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013
I hereby christen Fat Audience Guy “The Boo Meanie” #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 20, 2013

