Match 05: The Real Americans vs. The Prime Time Players

Zeb Colter Has a Mic. This Can’t Be Good.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Zeb Colter talks about the WWE being in the headlines recently….

Zeb Colter, don’t you SAY ANYTHING!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

Rather than go where we think he’s going to go, Zeb Colter talks about how Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger are Real Americans. Colter says they’re pure unlike everyone in Anaheim. Colter starts talking about the “It’s a Small World” ride and how he’s a little ashamed to be in this country right now. Colter starts to rant about “illegals” enjoying vacation time after stealing jobs from people like him.

So Zeb Colter went Disneyland and WWE didnt film it..what gigantic missed opportunity #raw
— HUG Niceman (@WellYoureWrong) August 20, 2013

Zeb Colter asks the WWE Universe to put their hand over their hearts and in a loud, clear voice say “We The People!”

I did put my hand over my heart.
— Finn, The Human (@RitaHepburn) August 20, 2013

The Prime Time Players actually come out to cheers!

Does this mean Titus O’Neill is gonna bring back “Make it a win!”
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) August 20, 2013

Winners: The Prime Time Players

MAKE IT A WIN for the Prime Time Players!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Darren Young has COME OUT…. A winner in this tag team match.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

Backstage: Big Show tells Renee Young that he and Mark Henry are planning to form a tag team to take on The Shield.

That’s Great You’re Forming a Tag Team,. Big Show. But … uh, Did You Just See the Prime Time Players Win a Tag Team Match?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Brad Maddox informs The Big Show that he has to face The Shield in a handicap match.

The Shield TWICE in one night. Yes please
— Finn, The Human (@RitaHepburn) August 20, 2013

Backstage: Zack Ryder and Justin Gabriel talk with a Foot Locker employee about new Footlocker Shoes.

Is that a Footlocker employee or a referee?
— Diego Violence (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 20, 2013

WHY IS THE HOST OF CAT FISH PLAYING A FOOT LOCKER REFEREE? #WWE #Raw
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) August 20, 2013

Zack Ryder, what are you doing with your life?
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) August 20, 2013

Fandango’s music plays and Fandango and Summer Rae dance in the Locker Room Footlocker. After being told about some purple sneakers, Fandango dances off with Summer Rae.

That WWE referee is really good at selling shoes. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 20, 2013

Fandango should interrupt promos all the time
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 20, 2013

No Lie: If There Was a Line of WWE Sneakers, I’d Buy a Pair of Daniel Bryan’s. Or CM Punk’s.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Backstage: WWE Superstars who we have never seen before and will probably never see again are preparing for a match that will probably never happen. Ryback walks up and tells two of them to leave. Another person tries to leave, but Ryback stops him. Ryback tells the guy that it’s his locker room. Ryback makes the guy stand up and give his bag to Ryback, but Ryback just throws the bag.

Ryback’s mad because he just didn’t get any sneakers from Foot Locker.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

Bullies Only Understand One Thing: Being Punched in the Crotch. Swing For the Fences, Random WWE Guy!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Ryback bullies the guy some more tossing the bag and making him pick it up. Ryback tosses the bag into the shower and makes the guy go get it again.

Did this guy eat a piece of chicken on Ryback’s bag or something? If so, save him, Miz!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

Dude, You Have Elbow Pads On. Swing Back!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Punch him in the Ry-balls, dude. #RAW
— World War D (@Heinekenrana) August 20, 2013

Ryback forces the guy to open up his bag then turn on the water. The guy tells Ryback this is all he has but Ryback slaps him and tells him to turn on the water again. The guy does as he’s told and fills up his clothes and bag with water. Ryback makes him stop then kicks him out of the locker room.

Bro, you put that on cold. Your clothes are gonna shrink next time you wash and dry.
— KH2157EN (@khristheunicorn) August 20, 2013

#BeAStar Ryback
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) August 20, 2013

@JohnCena is more bullied by WWE fans than random WWE employees are by Ryback. #imjustsayin #hilarious
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 20, 2013