Match 03: The Shield vs. Dolph Ziggler

Maybe Dolph looks so confident because he’s bringing the Spirit Squad. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 20, 2013

I Really Want Dolph to Win But I Don’t Think Anyone Can Defy These Odds. Not Even The Ultimate Underdog, Daniel Bryan! Okay … Maybe Him.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Ambrose is all in ” It’s too damn hot for the bullet proof vest” mode #raw #believeinambrose
— HUG Niceman (@WellYoureWrong) August 20, 2013

Seriously, where did Ambrose’s vest go?
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 20, 2013

Did Dean Ambrose just lose his vest one day and say, “Screw it?”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

Roman Reigns kills Dolph Ziggler with a spear.

OH MY! Dolph Ziggler Got DROPPED!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY HE WAS JUST BROKEN IN HALF
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 20, 2013

Winners: The Shield

The Shield vs Dolph Ziggler is clearly @WWEAJLee original plan for a revenge.
— Finn, The Human (@RitaHepburn) August 20, 2013

Post-Match, The Shield triple powerbombs Dolph Ziggler.

Justice…..BELIEVE IN IT!
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 20, 2013

Match 04: Alberto Del Rio vs. Sin Cara

Aljerko Del Rio. #RAW
— World War D (@Heinekenrana) August 20, 2013

Really Sin Cara? Don’t cheer him!
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 20, 2013

Sin Cara’s titantron is almost as terrible as Sin Cara himself. #RAW
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) August 20, 2013

Seriously, did Camacho’s tricycle get a flat tire or something? Where are they? #Justice4Hunico
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) August 20, 2013

Sin Cara dives at Alberto Del Rio and somehow breaks his finger.

Did Sin Cara Just Beat Himself?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Oh boy, Sin Cara will be out 4-6 months now
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 20, 2013

Oh no. Did Sin Cara get hurt again? Did he botch? Did he drop that Thun Thun Thun?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Botch in 60 seconds starring Sin Cara. #RAW
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) August 20, 2013

At this rate, Sin Cara has injured himself more than he has won matches
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 20, 2013

Maybe John Cena and Sin Cara Are Competing in a Game of “Top That” With Arm Injuires…
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Post-Match, Alberto Del Rio says that last night at Summerslam, he’s proved why he is the best World Heavyweight Champion in history. Del Rio says most importantly, he proved to the Latino community that finally, the Latinos have someone to cheer for. Del Rio talks about Mexicans and Latinos have no heroes, but he’s going to do everything in his power to represent, especially for all the other peasants. Del Rio is cut off by a returning Ricardo Rodriguez!

Oh No! It’s The Ghost of Ricardo Montalban! Out For Revenge!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

RicRod brings up Alberto Del Rio calling himself a hero and disagrees with him. RicRod says Del Rio is not a hero to him, the people or the Latino community. RicRod confesses to Alberto Del Rio that he is very happy that he doesn’t have to represent him anymore. RicRod says that he is proud that he represents somebody new who unlike Del Rio, will stand for the people. RicRod’s new client is none other than RRRRRRROB VAN DAM!

ROBERTOOOOOO VAAAAAN DAAAAAMMMMM!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Mexcians have drafted Rob Van Dam in the #RacialDraft
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

Did not see that coming.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 20, 2013

Rob Van Dam and Alberto Del Rio brawl, but Van Dam knocks Del Rio down. RVD almost hits the Five Star Frog Splash, but Del Rio rolls out of the ring and retreats. RVD and RicRod do the “R-V-D” point in the ring.

At least it’s not Rey Mysterio.
— Diego Violence (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 20, 2013