Match 01: Cody Rhodes vs. Damien Sandow

Our future WHC is here! Damien Sandow! #yourewelcome
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 20, 2013

If Rhodes and Sandow only faced each other from now til forever, I wouldn’t even be mad. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 20, 2013

I know Sandow but who’s the other one? They keep saying Cody Rhodes but come on… God, I miss the mustache. ☹
— Finn, The Human (@RitaHepburn) August 20, 2013

@3ManBooth a true heel will do whatever it takes for a win.
— Finn, The Human (@RitaHepburn) August 20, 2013

Winner: Cody Rhodes

A Sunset Flip by Cody Rhodes for the Win! Whenever Fundamentals Work, We All Win.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Kleptomaniacs always prosper, kiddos.
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) August 20, 2013

Backstage: Brad Maddox shows us Dolph Ziggler’s comments about Triple H’s actions at Summerslam. Brad Maddox says that’s he’s not punishing Dolph, but since he was being a show-off and likes to show off, he’s putting Dolph in a 3 on 1 Handicap Match against The Shield.

Of course you wouldn’t trust him, Ziggler. He sent you and the Spirit Squad back to OVW in a crate.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) August 20, 2013

ZIGGLER IS GONNA GET KILLED. #Raw
— Tyler Edwards (@Und3rAverageJoe) August 20, 2013

Paul Heyman Speaks:

Paul Heyman (In a sling) says last night; CM Punk was defeated by Brock Lesnar. Heymain claims that like spoiled children, Punk tried to fly away from the nest and prove his worth, but it wasn’t enough. Heyman says Punk gave Brock all that he could handle, but it’s time to end this family feud. Heyman says during the Brock/Punk fight he realized that this was a time for forgiveness and that he forgives CM Punk.

I Wish Paul Heyman Was Rockin’ The Bobby Heenan Neckbrace in Addition to the Arm Sling.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Paul Heyman tells CM Punk that when he apologizes to him, he will take him back, because Punk knows that he’s better with him than without him and together, they will achieve heights that are greater than before because he still loves CM Punk.

Heyman: I know somewhere deep down….I still love you. CM Punk: …..*Does an ugly awkward cry* #WWEIntervention
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 20, 2013

I’m Not Sure Paul Heyman Saying “I Still Love You” Was Supposed to Sound So Creepy.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Backstage: Cam’ron and Naomi are getting ready for their match tonight when they’re suddenly interrupted by The Bella Twins. The Bella Twins angrily wish the Funkadactyls good luck and tell them that they’re representing Total Divas tonight so hopefully they’re more interesting out there than on the show. Cam’ron says #GirlBye. The Bella Twins call the Funkadactyls losers. Naomi almost attacks The Bella Twins, but Cam’ron calms her down.

Does Cameron only Speak in Reality Show Cliches? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Match 02: The Funkadactyls vs. AJ Lee and Layla

Brodus and Tensai are now Cameron & Naomi’s background dancers. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 20, 2013

I Think AJ and Layla Are Starting to Wear Matching Ring Attire. Welcome to The Chickbusters 2.0!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Ugh, Layla. More like TheBombDotVOM, am I right @WWECameron?
— Rybitch Rules (@clparty) August 20, 2013

Naomi is probably better off not tagging in Cameron
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 20, 2013

Naomi ends up beating Layla with a controversial rollup.

Winners: The Funkadactyls

Somebody Check the Replay! Somebody Check the Replay! Somebody PLEASE Check the Replay!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 20, 2013

Could have been worse, Layla, you could have been near Camron’s cookie.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 20, 2013