It’s Time for #TotalDivas! What Kind of Shenanigans Will These Ladies Get Into This Week?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Eva Marie and JoJo check out Monday Night RAW. Eva sees Fandango make his entrance then gets the idea to audition to be Fandango’s permanent dance partner.
Aw, Eva Marie’s So Adorable You Guys. She Thinks She Can Do Everything when She Can’t Do ANYTHING.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
She can’t even say his name right….
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 5, 2013
Cam’ron and Naomi are trying to find an outfit to wrestle in. Cam’ron thinks The Funkadactyls need a new seamstress since Sandra the Seamstress barely got their outfit ready in time for Wrestlemania. Naomi (Who’s wearing AJ Lee’s t-shirt) disagrees.
.@NaomiWWE in a @WWEAJLee shirt? LOVE IT! #TotalDivas #NXTMemories
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) August 5, 2013
Naomi wearing AJ’s shirt is adorable
— Alex Vause (@failraiser) August 5, 2013
Don’t piss off Sandra, Cam’ron! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Naomi trying to stay out of heat. #TotalDivas
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 5, 2013
Oh Cameron / Ariane. There are 2 Groups of People You Don’t Piss Off: Catering and Wardrobe.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
The Bella Twins are excited about their upcoming Life Swap with Daniel Bryan and John Cena. Meanwhile, Eva Marie and JoJo meet up with Natalya. Eva Marie expresses to Natalya interest in being Fandango’s dance partner.
He just wants the best possible dancer he can get > settled on Summer Rae
— Alex Vause (@failraiser) August 5, 2013
Eva Marie, How Can You Be Fandango’s Dancer if You Can’t Pronounce His Name? Let The A’s Breathe. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Fandango walks up as they’re talking.
Right on cue, it’s Fandango! Because that’s how real life works. You talk about someone and they show up.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Fandango flirts with Eva Marie and JoJo and is interested in Eva Marie being his dance partner.
Is it me, or does Fandango sounds a lil sleazy.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 5, 2013
I’m more interested in seeing Big Show in catering again. You KNOW he went to town. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
The Bellas talk with the Road Dogg about their upcoming match against Naomi. They explain to the viewers that they’re playing characters and aren’t like that in real life.
ROAD DOGG SIGHTING!
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 5, 2013
“It’s nothing like how we are in real life, we’re super sweet.”……”Fuck that bitch with hair, BITCH.”
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 5, 2013
Eva Marie talks to Jane and Mark about possibly being Fandango’s permanent dancer. Eva claims she has a ballroom, ballet dance background. Mark and Jane give Eva Marie the green light to audition for Fandango at the next RAW.
Ugh. It’s JANE, guys….#TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
This bitch again.
— marcel (@RitaHepburn) August 5, 2013
Eva Marie Knows How to Dress for a WWE Meeting. Low Cut Top. That’s the Way to Vince’s … Heart.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Fandango talks with JoJo and Eva Marie. Eva Marie says she thinks Fandango needs him.
Wow, Fandango is really flirtatious
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 5, 2013
I Really Want Fandango to Say “Let’s Get Weird” in ‘Real-Life’ Conversation #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
I can’t be one of the only people that doesn’t like Eva Marie though..
— ☀ (@brokahontas) August 5, 2013
After Fandango walks off, JoJo and Eva Marie talk about Eva possibly being Fandango’s Ballroom Dancing, but Eva reveals that she doesn’t have any Ballroom Dancing Experience!
LMAO I can’t believe Eva Marie flat out lied. #TotalDivas
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) August 5, 2013
Of course she has no dance experience. I mean, why else would you lie to your employers right after disobeying their order to go blonde?
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 5, 2013
This Fandango/Eva Marie storyline would be great with a laugh track. Maybe Total Divas should be a multi-camera sitcom. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
John Cena, Daniel Bryan and The Bella Twins get on a Private Jet to Tampa, Florida!
IS THAT A PRIVATE JET? #Seducedbywealth
— Alex Vause (@failraiser) August 5, 2013
Pilot: Bellas, welcome aboard. Mr. Cena, Welcome back, sir…Daniel Bryan?! You’re not on the list to fly Air McMahon. SECURITY! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Daniel Bryan looks like he’s going to Backpack through Europe. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Brie Bella reveals that she hasn’t been on vacation with Daniel Bryan in over a year.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE BRIANNA?! Are you Amish or something?
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) August 5, 2013
They haven’t been on a holiday since a year ago in YOSEMITE? Why does Daniel Bryan have his woman living like a 40 year old wife already?
— Beardylad (@TheBarrylad) August 5, 2013
Nikki Bella is pissed that Eva Marie tweeted about wanting to be John Cena’s tag partner. Cena admires her Hustle, but isn’t big on her Loyalty or Respect.
So, Basically Nikki’s Upset that Eva Marie Really IS like a Bella Twin? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Eva Marie’s boyfriend shows up randomly and proposes to her. Eva Marie is engaged!
“Oh, by the way, I have a boyfriend.” Lmao. Wow. She’s uh, she’s a keeper. #TotalDivas
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 5, 2013
Oh Eva Marie. What a Tangeled Web We Weave When First We Practice to Deceive. I Bet That’s Not Even Your Real Hair Color! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Is Eva Marie’s boyfriend Vincent? Do all these Divas date bald douchebags? #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
You’ve been dating homeboy for 2 months, and you’re getting married?….*puts out several chairs* please, have a seat.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 5, 2013
Cam’ron (with Vincent in the car) calls a new designer about possibly getting new attire. Apparently, this guy is “thebomb.com”
#TheBombDotCom #TotalDivas
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) August 5, 2013
THE BOMB DOT COM, SHE SAID
— Alex Vause (@failraiser) August 5, 2013
I don’t care what you say. That’s the same douchey bald guy that’s dating Cam’ron and Eva Marie. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
How Many A’s in Cameron’s/Ariane’s “DAMN” to describe her Wardrobe Design? #ItMatters #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella are amazed at John Cena’s house. Nikki Bella shows Brie and Daniel around the house.
If you told me years ago Bryan Danielson and John Cena would share breakfast, I’d laugh in your face.
— marcel (@RitaHepburn) August 5, 2013
John Cena’s House is So Big, They Could Host Monday Night RAW in it. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
This is John Cena’s house? This isn’t West Newbury, Massachusetts! Why isn’t his Doctrine in Thuganomics on the wall? #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Sup, @JohnCena? #ELEVATORTOTHEMASTERBEDROOM #JUSESCRUST
— Alex Vause (@failraiser) August 5, 2013
Nikki Bella shows off John Cena’s Guest House:
Cena: This is the guest house Bryan: That’s great. Where’s the wrestling ring? I wanna work on some new moves Cena: New…moves? #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
DB: Where’s your dooty hole? Cena: excuse me? DB: I need to go the little boy’s room. Cena: oh, my bathroom. DB: “Bathroom”, how lavish.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 5, 2013
Daniel Bryan asks Brie Bella about John Cena’s house and jokes that it’s much better than his.
Daniel Bryan: “I prefer my tents in the background. Nature has all the space I need.”
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 5, 2013
The Difference Between Cena’s House and Daniel Bryan’s House is That Daniel Bryan Built His With His BARE HANDS. and Headlocks. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
The Bellas act like Daniel Bryan lives on the side of the road with a stick and a handkerchief. The man’s got a house! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Eva Marie says goodbye to her new fiancé then talks to JoJo about her date with Fandango. Eva Marie takes off her engagement ring, which JoJo thinks is going too far!
JoJo is like some extra on Degrassi.
— Beardylad (@TheBarrylad) August 5, 2013
JoJo is clearly the Ethel to Eva’s Lucy. #TotalDivas
— Crazy Eyes (@prettyheartless) August 5, 2013
John Cena, Daniel Bryan and The Bella Twins dive from the top of John Cena’s indoor waterfall. Brie Bella feels like she’s in a rap video and Bryan talks about his “rap career.”
Hold On. John Cena Jumps From The Top of His Indoor Waterfall ALL THE TIME and Only Jumps From the Top Rope Once? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
A Rap Video? This ain’t World Star Hip-Hop right? #BETUncut
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) August 5, 2013
“I feel like I’m in a rap video. All the fun stuff. None of the scary stuff from the hood…like at JTG’s house” – Nikki Bella #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Fandango and Eva Marie have dinner together. Eva Marie reminds Fandango about the time he kissed his own hand. Eva Marie tries to pitch herself to be Fandango’s dancer, but Fandango just keeps flirting with her. Fandango and Eva Marie go to the club with other WWE Superstars and Fandango continues the flirting.
If Fandango wants to kiss his own hand then damn it let him kiss his own hand
— ☀ (@brokahontas) August 5, 2013
Fandango is offering mutual massages now. Holy shit creep meter going off the charts
— Alex Vause (@failraiser) August 5, 2013
Fandango is Making This Gimmick Work for Him IN And OUT of the Ring! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
We couldn’t see more of the WWE Superstars in the club? That would’ve been hilarious! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Eva Marie looks like if you touched her she’d be sticky.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 5, 2013
John Cena, Daniel Bryan and The Bella Twins go off to Bryan’s place in Aberdeen, Washington. They’re going to have a wood chopping competition. If The Bellas win, they get massages for a month. If Cena and Bryan win…they get to keep dating the Bellas. I don’t know.
I like how John Cena is “Nikki’s Boyfriend” first, then WWE Superstar second. And no mention of him as WWE Champion. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Daniel Bryan gives a tour of Aberdeen, Washington and his childhood house.
That’s pretty much where I’d expect someone like DB to live.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 5, 2013
John Cena looks like he’s bigger than Daniel Bryan’s entire car. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
John Cena brings up that Daniel Bryan has no TV. Bryan says it’s not his thing, but shows the deer antlers that he has.
No TV? Oh Bryan… No, no baby. #TotalDivas
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 5, 2013
Antlers are the new TV’s.
— ☀ (@brokahontas) August 5, 2013
I Love Daniel Bryan’s House! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
John Cena asks Brie Bella about Daniel Bryan’s house and her potential future living in the house. Brie doesn’t want to change stuff since it’s Bryan’s childhood house, but Nikki thinks she should.
God so rude. Nikki is so ignorant.
— marcel (@RitaHepburn) August 5, 2013
Why Are You Planting Seeds of Doubt, John Cena?!? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
CENA, you just gon’ talk about the homie while he went to go chop wood? THIS is why no one likes you!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 5, 2013
Is this the corporate makeover the McMahons were talking about? #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Naomi is with Jimmy Uso and JoJo are hanging out when Naomi gets a call from Cam’ron. Cam’ron hypes up the new outfits and talks about how Naomi’s booty meat will be hanging out of the outfit.
Why is Jojo There? Were They Training a Replacement Funkadactyl? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Jimmy Uso is not impressed and mocks the way Cam’ron speaks on the phone.
Jimmy Uso only exists on #TotalDivas to say “Bitch be trippin'” once a week.
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) August 5, 2013
John Cena, Daniel Bryan and The Bella Twins begin their Wood Chopping competition. The Bellas are dressed provocatively. Cena explains the rules. 3 Minutes per participant. The Bellas are successfully able to chop 8 pieces of wood.
I Like How Daniel Bryan is Unphased By The Bella Twin’s “Twin Magic” for Wood Chopping. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
John Cena chops bunch of wood in record time, but Daniel Bryan takes his time. Time runs out and The Bellas win. Bryan reveals that he was trying to chop one piece so that they could tie with the girls.
John Cena, You Dum Dum! Daniel Bryan Threw the Competition So That You Could Both Be Winners Later. #Wingman #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
The Bella Twins go to get wine AKA vent about Daniel Bryan’s house and living arrangements. Brie tells Nikki about not wanting to move to Aberdeen. Nikki thinks Brie’s not meant to be in Aberdeen and that Daniel Bryan’s house should be demolished.
This isn’t HGTV, Nikki. Stop trying to change Daniel Bryan’s house! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Nikki’s Like, “Aberdeen is Fine for 2 Days – You Can Have Christmas – But Not the Rest of the Year.” DAMN! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Your theme song is “You Can Look, But You Can’t Touch.” Same rules apply for Daniel Bryan’s house. Leave it alone. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Brie is so superior to Nikki. Seriously.
— Crazy Eyes (@prettyheartless) August 5, 2013
Eva Marie is freaking out about possibly dancing with Fandango. Fandango tells her not to freak out on him. Eva Marie and JoJo talk to Natalya (Dressed as Shawn Michaels) and the Funkadactyls about Eva dancing with Fandango tonight. Natalya suggests if Eva has trouble dancing, she should talk to Naomi, who is a trained daner.
Nattie is Dressed Like Shawn Michaels? Somewhere in Canada, A TV Just Got Thrown Against a Wall. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Natalya: Naomi’s a professional dancer- Layla: I’M A PROFESSIONAL DANCER! *Everyone stares at her. Looks down then walks away* #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
The Funkadactyls scold Eva Marie for not knowing how to do “the splits.”
Requirement for dancing: doing a split.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 5, 2013
Fandango and Eva Marie get ready to practice dancing together for the first time.
Please Cut to the Other Divas Fandangoing #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Thank goodness this is an empty arena match.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 5, 2013
Waiting for the part where Eva Marie starts doing the Elaine from Seinfeld dance. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Eva Marie shows off her dancing skills…which she learned from Sin Cara.
LOL, OH NOOOOO. The second hand embarrassment, Eva. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 5, 2013
Naomi’s face.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 5, 2013
Naomi: “Eva, If You’re a Dancer, Then I’m a Freaking, Asstronaut” That’s How That’s Spelled, Right? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Eva, you couldn’t pop in Darren Dance Move’s the night before?? #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 5, 2013
“You see…what I meant was. Trained Dancer is my GIMMICK. That’s a thing, right? Gimmick?” – Eva Marie #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013
Fandango refuses to try it again, then walks off.
Curtis is all about one take. He just said screw it, I’m done.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 5, 2013
Cam’ron has Naomi try on the new attire. Naomi is not happy because her new attire is very revealing!
ALL MY COOKIE IS HANGING OUT…… I’M DONE YA’LL. #TotalDivas
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) August 5, 2013
“All my cookie is hangin’ out”…I really like Naomi, you guys. She’s just seems like a fun person.*
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 5, 2013
Oh my god, there’s a little circle blur on her cookie!
— Crazy Eyes (@prettyheartless) August 5, 2013
THEY BLURRED HER!! BLURRED LINES!!!!
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 5, 2013
YO, WHY’D THEY BLUR IT OUT?! I’m mad.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 5, 2013
Cam’ron and Naomi try to get Sandra to fix Naomi’s situation.
Is she walking around with her ladybits hanging out? What happened to that jacket?
— Alex Vause (@failraiser) August 5, 2013
Oh, NOW You’re Nice to Sandra, Huh, Cameron? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Maybe its because I’m southern, but it’s Ms. Sandra.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 5, 2013
We saw Cena’s Junk chopping firewood , they didn’t blur that out!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 5, 2013
Cam’ron tries to apologize for going behind Sandra’s back and tries to get Sandra to tweak Naomi’s outfit, which Sandra isn’t happy about because it’s someone else’s work.
Sandra is real.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 5, 2013
Ms. Sandra don’t play.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 5, 2013
Right Now, I’m More Scared of Sandra Than I am of Stephanie McMahon. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Cam’ron takes this as disrespect and says The Funkadactyls won’t be going to her anymore. Naomi disagrees with this.
Okay, I hate Cameron. #TotalDivas
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 5, 2013
Naomi wants to kick Cameron’s ass so bad.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 5, 2013
Sandra and Naomi make Cam’ron apologize for going behind her back. Sandra still doesn’t do over Naomi’s attire and they’re forced to put on old outfits, which Naomi likes, but Cam’ron doesn’t because it makes her look like she has small boobs.
Seamstress Sandra >>>> Cameron #TotalDivas
— The Steel Cage (@thesteelcage) August 5, 2013
Sandra Clearly Made Those Clothes for Naomi. #BootyMeat That’s What Happens When You Upset Her, Cameron. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Camron’s a brat, but she’s tolerable.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 5, 2013
Eva Marie is sitting down nervous, waiting for Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie McMahon arrives.
The QUEEN IS HERE! #TotalDivas
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) August 5, 2013
Yo, Steph is about to put on her corporate dildo and make Eva humble. #TotalDivas
— Crazy Eyes (@prettyheartless) August 5, 2013
Eva Marie has her meeting with Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie McMahon tells Eva that she doesn’t even know who she is, but she embarrassed the company. Eva apologizes and claims it will never happen again. Stephanie tells her if she does this again, not only will she be gone, but she won’t come back.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 5, 2013
Somebody Call the Sheik! Stephanie McMahon Just Made Eva Marie Humble. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
My favorite part about Steph is that you can’t tell if she’s gonna happy or angry. That poker face is strong.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 5, 2013
So That Happened:
This is the greatest reality show ever. #TotalDivas
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) August 5, 2013
It Looks Like They’re Making Up for the Lack of Naomi This Week On Next Week’s Show. Still, Not Enough Nattie. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 5, 2013
Natalya’s story about doing a photoshoot dressed as Shawn Michaels & being disowned by the Hart Family was cut from this week’s #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 5, 2013