Justin Roberts introduces Stephanie McMahon!
STEPHANIE MCMAHON IS HERE. *Faints* #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Steph <3. the Queen is back.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 4, 2013
“The Queen-DOMMMMMMM! Where the Kings bow downnnnnnn!” – Stephanie McMahon’s New Music. Guess she really is all grown up.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Stephanie McMahon says that it’s great to be back on RAW but wishes it was under better circumstances. Stephanie brings up Triple H’s matches against Brock Lesnar and Curtis Axel, then reminds us that Triple H was unable to finish the match with Axel. Stephanie informs us that even though Triple H is medically cleared tonight, she has made an Executive Decision to not allow Triple H to compete against Curt Axel, a Superstar who she feels is beneath him.
Well, it’s clear who wears the pants in this relationship… Stephanie. #RAW
— Stacey Heisenbert (@LittleSherbie) June 4, 2013
Why is the crowd booing? They should be thanking Stephanie.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) June 4, 2013
Let’s hope this executive decision lasts for another 20 years or so. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 4, 2013
Stephanie McMahon tries to reason with us by saying Triple H has given us his life and body and tells us that this decision is not about the WWE Universe. After a loud Triple H chant, Stephanie asks us to not be so selfish.
Where is Jericho when we need him? He’s not relevant to the plot but… Hey, Stephanie.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 4, 2013
Is HHH going to fire his wife?
— Thomas (@TomQWood) June 4, 2013
Mr. McMahon’s theme plays and the crowd cheers as he comes out.
Wowww! Stephanie then Mr. McMahon? They are NOT playing tonight
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
It’s a #Raw full of McMahons! Take THAT, NBA Playoffs! #WWE
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 4, 2013
*waits for Shane* No? Ohh =(
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 4, 2013
Vince McMahon is here and…He has a crap load of hair on his head! #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Mr. McMahon embraces the cheers then says the WWE Universe is happy to see him. McMahon says he’s happy to see them, but he has a personal request. McMahon asks the WWE to not boo his daughter Stephanie, which only makes the crowd boo more. McMahon tries to reason with the WWE Universe and tells them to have some compassion because she’s right.
Vince Asked the WWE Universe Not To Boo His Daughter? His Father’s Day Present Better Be Pretty PRETTY Nice, Stephanie.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Mr. McMahon starts to speak about Triple H’s well-being but he’s cut off by a loud Triple H chant.
STOP CHANTING THAT’S HOW HE IS SUMMONED YOU FOOLS #RAW
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) June 4, 2013
Mr. McMahon says Triple H has given everything he possibly can as Stephanie McMahon says she loves him more than the WWE Universe. Mr. McMahon adds on by saying they both care more about Triple H and that he will NOT compete tonight.
I can say with complete honesty that Vince and Steph care far, far, far, far more about HHH than I do. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 4, 2013
Triple H Must Be Pretty Embarrassed Right Now. Both His Wife and Her Daddy are Standing Up For Him.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
No, we want Shane.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 4, 2013
The crowd boos as a loud Triple H chant breaks out. Mr. McMahon asks what the crowd wants from him? Mr. McMahon reminds us that WWE is Family Entertainment and not a “Blood Sport.” Mr. McMahon brings up Kofi Kingston being attacked by Ryback as an example as the WWE Universe chanted “One More Time.” McMahon says there won’t be One More Time for Triple H and that not only is Curtis Axel “beneath” Triple H, but the WWE Universe might be beneath him as well.
I’ll Take Triple H’s Sledgehammer If You’re Offering, Vince.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
So Vince Not Only Watches Smackdown but he Knows Kofi Kingston’s Name? This is a GREAT Day!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
The Shield’s theme plays and The Shields make their way down to the ring. \

Well, this is the best of all possible interruptions. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 4, 2013
“Mr. McMahon, get out of there…>.< GET OUT OF THERE!" – JBL's classic line. Also he doesn't seem to care about Stephanie's well being.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
JBL, you’re right there. You don’t have to yell, you can actually go into the ring and try to usher them out. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 4, 2013
I don’t know about you guys, but this has been one of the most exciting openings to RAW in quite some time.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Match 01: The Shield vs. Team Hell No and Randy Orton
I nickname this match “Vests vs. Skins”. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 4, 2013
Previously on Smackdown, Daniel Bryan went CRAZY and TOOK EVERYBODY OUT! It was Awesome.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Randy is oddly emphatic tonight? Who spiked his Cocoa Puffs? #RAWTonight
— Alyssa R (@JacksGuiltyPlea) June 4, 2013
Uh-oh. Randy Orton’s becoming Crazy Reaction Orton again. Hopefully he starts jumping around like Mario again.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
@3manbooth he should have took notes from Martin Prince playing the stock market.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 4, 2013
Why is Ambrose the only one who wears white accessories? #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 4, 2013
Technically, Shouldn’t Punches to the Stomachs of the Shield Not Hurt? Or Hurt Less?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Seth Rollins gets hit with a dropkick.
What a Dropkick By Randy Orton! Interestingly Enough, That’s Just How Daniel Bryan Drew Up the Game Plan.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Daniel Bryan gets the hot tag! \
There’s a Goat on the loose.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 4, 2013
Oh god, someone go tell Bryan wrestling isn’t real before he kills Dean Ambrose. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 4, 2013
Daniel Bryan is like The Ultimate Warrior but with Athletic Ability! #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Bryan is just killing it. Awesome.
— Thomas (@TomQWood) June 4, 2013
Danielson thinks he’s in Japan
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) June 4, 2013
Who Are You To Doubt Daniel Bryan, The Shield?!?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Either Daniel Bryan has the Invincibility Star from Super Mario Brothers or he hears the music in his head when he wrestles.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Roman Reigns hits Kane with the spear.
Kane, You’re Being a Real “Weak Link” Right Now.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Randy Orton RKOs Seth Rollins but tries to RKO Roman Reigns but gets knocked right into Daniel Bryan!
Oh Damn It, Randy!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Dean Ambrose hits his finisher on Randy Orton.
This is Orton’s Fault. He Got ONE RKO. Then He Got Greedy. AGAIN!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Winners: The Shield
BOW TO YOUR CHAMPIONS
— Tesha Wyatt (@HEELcanadian) June 4, 2013
Excellent match.
— Thomas (@TomQWood) June 4, 2013
Theres no such thing as a bad Shield match. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
#Raw can be over after this match. #awesome
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 4, 2013
Backstage: Daniel Bryan is arguing with Randy Orton until Orton tells him to calm down. Orton tells Bryan that he already said “Sorry” and that anything can happen out there. Orton tells Bryan and Kane that he wants to beat The Shield just as bad, if not more than they do then tells Bryan to drop it. Bryan calls Orton out on his apology then says he knew Kane thought he was the weak link, but now Orton thinks he’s the weak link. Bryan starts blaming himself until Kane and Randy Orton try to calm him down. Bryan claims Randy Orton can’t apologize to him because they don’t respect him. Kane says he does respect Bryan and that Bryan has lost touch with reality. Bryan says the reality is that he’s the “Weak Link.”
Daniel Bryan is losing his mind. Somebody give that guy a bag of marshmallows to chill him out. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Randy Orton tells Daniel Bryan that it was one match and Bryan loses it further. Bryan says one match could have solidified that he is NOT the weak link and he could have earned everybody’s respect. Bryan says that didn’t happen and since it’s clear that the two of them don’t respect him, he’s going to have another match and beat the respect out of someone else. Bryan says maybe then, Randy Orton and Kane will finally respect him, then storms off.
DANIEL BRYAN IS GONNA BEAT SOME RESPECT OUT OF SOMEONE! #RAW
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) June 4, 2013
D-Bryan reminds me of the smallest and most ornery of all the tiny lumberjacks. #RAW
— Alyssa R (@JacksGuiltyPlea) June 4, 2013
Backstage: Triple H enters the arena looking for Mr. McMahon’s office. Triple H storms into Mr. McMahon’s office then hugs Stephanie and demands that he’s wrestling tonight.
“Hey, What’s Going On? I Just Got Here.” – Triple H, You Picked a Bad Day to Work Late.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
These top guys… Always showing up late.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 4, 2013
Stephanie McMahon tries to reason with “Paul,” but Triple H refuses to listen. Mr. McMahon asks Triple H what happened to the Cerebral Assassin because the Cerebral Assassin isn’t being too Cerebral at the moment. Mr. McMahon tells Triple H that Curtis Axel is good and doesn’t want him to get hurt again. McMahon tells Triple H to get his ego out of this situation, but Triple H refuses to listen. Triple H says he’s going to the ring tonight to wrestle Curtis Axel. McMahon refuses and Triple H asks who’s going to stop him. Stephanie McMahon gets in between the two, then Mr. McMahon tells Triple H not to do something he’ll regret. Mr. McMahon hands Triple H papers then walks off.
Oh no, This is gonna lead to Triple H getting an intervention aint it? #RAW
— Zooey Davechappelle (@WellYoureWrong) June 4, 2013
Match 02: The Usos vs. The Prime Time Players
The USOs made the show! About time.
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 4, 2013
The Uso Have Matching Facepaint to Counteract Titus O’Neil and Darren Young’s Matching Washrags.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Samoan dances are COOL.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 4, 2013
The WWE Is Keeping Their Budget Tight. The Usos Have to Share Facepaint; Kaitlyn and Seth Rollins Have to Share Hair dye …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Winners: The Usos
The Usos win on #Raw. Hell will freeze over before they beat The Shield though. #wwe
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
A trip to the County Fair and the Usos have a new leash on life.
— Zooey Davechappelle (@WellYoureWrong) June 4, 2013
Who Knew All the Usos Needed to Win on RAW was a Little Facepaint? Zack Ryder, Get Yourself to Sephora!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Match 03: Big E. Langston vs. Alberto Del Rio
2 a Piece? Big E. Langston and Alberto Del Rio Were Having a Series? Who Knew?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
The War To Settle The Score That No One’s Keeping Score For: Alberto Del Rio vs. Big E. Langston
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Del Rio #RAW
— Zooey Davechappelle (@WellYoureWrong) June 4, 2013
I think AJ Lee is finally getting the hang of the skipping to Hip-Hop thing.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Hold On. JBL Just Asked Where You Can Buy a Mexican, Right? Tell Me He Didn’t Just Say That.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Alberto Del Rio turns the Cross Armbreaker with a pin!
Smart move by Del Rio!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
That was a Nice Move by Alberto Del Rio. Didn’t Expect that Submission/Pin Move.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
#RAW I THINK BIGGIE LANGSTON JUST MOONED THE ENTIRE WORLD.
— Jeven W. (@5CornersxSmootx) June 4, 2013
WWE should put a NC-17 graphic up during Big E Langston matches. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Del Rio wins cleanly. Who are we to doubt John Cone’s decision? He’s the only referee who can make his own donuts.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Match 04: Scumbag Sheamus vs. Cody Rhodes
Oh , great. It’s #ScumbagSheamus
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Well, Sheamus Never Had a Magician At His Birthday Parties As a Kid. #ScumbagSheamus
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Soooo… How badly will Cody lose to #ScumbagSheamus #RAW
— Zooey Davechappelle (@WellYoureWrong) June 4, 2013
No offense to Dean Ambrose’s backup dancers but Rhodes Scholars are still my favorite tag team. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 4, 2013
That Knee From Cody Rhodes Looked Vicious. The Prince of Precision Indeed.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Winner: Scumbag Sheamus
#WasteofCodyRhodes
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 4, 2013
Post-Match, Scumbag Sheamus tries to get Damien Sandow to shake his hand but Sandow refuses. After two attempts, Scumbag Sheamus punches Sandow.
What the hell, Sheamus?! Damien Sandow CLEARLY said that he didn’t want to shake your hand. Respect the man’s wishes! #ScumbagSheamus
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
#ScumbagSheamus is like Freddy Quimby. Free reign to do what he wants and Diamond Joe lets him.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 4, 2013
Backstage: Triple H is walking with Stephanie McMahon complaining about Mr. McMahon calling him out on his ego. Triple H says he’s leaving not because he wants to, but because he doesn’t want his kids to see him kick their Grandfather’s ass today. Triple H tells Stephanie McMahon to tell that “Crazy Old Bastard” that next week, he’s going to wrestle Curtis Axel next week on RAW and there’s nothing he can do about it. Stephanie tries to reason with him, but Triple H leaves.
Stephanie McMahon is sleeping on the couch tonight. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
I Think This is the Least Amount of Time Triple H Has Spent At RAW. Usually His Promos are Longer Than This.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Backstage: Daniel Bryan kicks a table backstage then bumps into Ryback. Ryback tells Bryan to watch what he’s doing and that because of him, Kofi had surgery last Thursday. Bryan is unimpressed, but Ryback says that his throw up is bigger than Daniel Bryan. Bryan tells Ryback that he’s not going to run away, no matter how big and strong Ryback is.
Listen The Ryback, Daniel Bryan is WAY Scarier Than You. You Need to Step Off.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Daniel Bryan is not taking yo mess, Ryback! #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Why does Ryback sound like a videogame cut scene?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Also, The Ryback Talking about His Vomit is Just as Bad as Brock Lesnar Talking about Urine: No Sale.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Ryback tells Bryan that he’s truly lost his mind and tells him to prove it in a match with him tonight. Bryan tells Ryback to underestimate him and watch what happens. Ryback says he knows what’s going to happen because Bryan’s the weak link. But after the match tonight, Ryback claims Bryan will be The Missing Link.
There was already a Missing Link, Ryback. Do your homework!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Daniel Bryan has more talent in his beard than 70% of that locker room. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 4, 2013
Ryback talks like Angelica from Rugrats. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Backstage: Mr. McMahon walks into Paul Heyman’s office then shakes Curtis Axel’s hand. Mr. McMahon ignores Heyman and tells Curtis Axel that he has an impressive future. McMahon informs Heyman that Curtis Axel will not be facing Triple H tonight. Paul Heyman tries to leave, but McMahon tells Heyman that Curtis Axel will still be in a match tonight…against John Cena in a No Disqualification Match.
Where does @vincemcmahon get his Technicolor suits from? I want one. #RAW
— Zooey Davechappelle (@WellYoureWrong) June 4, 2013
Paul Heyman looks shocked and Mr. McMahon asks if Heyman wants him to say it in Yiddish. Heyman says no, then McMahon wishes Axel good luck tonight.
YES! SAY IT IN YIDDISH! #raw #jewfriendly
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 4, 2013
Vince wants to speak Yiddish to Heyman. JBL wants to buy a Mexican. At least #ScumbagSheamus didn’t have a mic for long. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 4, 2013
The Way Vince Keeps Shaking Curtis Axel’s Hand. I Kinda Feel Like He Has NO IDEA That’s Michael McGillicutty.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Match 05: Fandango vs. The Great Khali
Summer Rae Legs for Days in that Dress. #FanDamnGirl
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Fandango’s arm tassels are a secret tribute to the Ultimate Warrior, who used to teach his ballroom classes. #RAW
— Alyssa R (@JacksGuiltyPlea) June 4, 2013
I need everyone to pause and realize that Natalya is the best wrestler out there right now. And now we all shed a single tear. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 4, 2013
Fandango walks out of the match but The Miz walks out and tries to force him back in the ring. Wade Barrett sneaks up from behind and knocks The Miz out with the Bullhammer.
BOOHAMMAH from Way Barrah! #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
The wide shot of the impending Bullhammer was pretty great. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 4, 2013
Winner: The Great Khali (I guess)
Fandango, The Miz and a Bullhammer from Wade Barrett on the Outside. Somehow, The Great Khali Won This Match.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Meaningful glances, sudden death, incoherent giant: Game of Thrones or #RAW?
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) June 4, 2013
Match 06: The Miz vs. Wade Barrett
Wade Barrett’s Sneak Attack on the Miz was a Tribute to The Time Triple H Kicked Wade Right In the Junk. #TripleHAppreciationNight
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Fandango’s music plays. Fandango comes out and dances distracting Wade Barrett.
So he went backstage to come back out and dance?
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 4, 2013
The Miz locks the Figure-Four on Wade Barrett.
Winner: The Miz
That might have been the best Figure Four the Miz has put on. Maybe it’s the spinning that throws him off. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 4, 2013
Oh, Wade Barrett. When will it work for you?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
So Is Fandango-ing a Gateway to Miz Victories or Barrett Losses?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Chris Jericho/CM Punk Contract Signing:
Jerry Lawler informs the WWE Universe of the Contract Signing then brings out Chris Jericho
I have a birthday coming up. I’d like a Chris Jericho “Light Up Jacket” please.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Someone Get Chris Jericho a Proper Hanger for that Light-Up Jacket! It’s Vintage … I Think.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Jerry Lawler brings out Paul Heyman. Heyman takes the mic and says before he signs his agreement, which he could’ve signed in private, but since Jericho has an ego, he’s going to say it to Jericho’s face. Heyman starts praising CM Punk’s accomplishments, but Chris Jericho finishes it for him then adds Punk’s buzzcut and pizza, donut and ice cream sandwich tattoos to the list of accolades. Jericho says he doesn’t give a damn about any of those things. All Jericho cares about is Paul Heyman delivering CM Punk to Payback in Chicago on June 16th. Paul Heyman signs the contracts.
Chris Jericho invented CM Punk facts.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 4, 2013
Is there a section in that contract that states Heyman must pay Jericho the money he probably still owes him. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 4, 2013
“Signed. Sealed. Delivered.” Now Paul Heyman Is Speaking Chris Jericho’s Language: Song Lyrics.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Chris Jericho is about to sign the contract, but Paul Heyman asks Jericho if he’s truly prepared to face the Best In The World, CM Punk, in Chicago. Heyman says although this arena is full of Jericholics, that won’t be the case in Chicago. Heyman mentions how CM Punk can do no wrong in Chicago and that Jericho will be vilified by the entire audience. Heyman tells Jericho that he may be “The Best In The World At What He Does,” but CM Punk is the Best In The World At What He Does, which is making liars out of people who think they can lay claim to the title of “Best In The World.”
I wish Jericho was sitting backwards on a chair so we’d know he was cooler than our regular music teacher. #Raw
— Chris Sims(@theisb) June 4, 2013
Chris Jericho agrees with Paul Heyman about Chicago and thinks maybe they should have the match at Summerslam in August. Heyman says no, but Jericho requests his match with CM Punk at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Heyman says No again. Jericho requests a match tonight in Hartford, CT.
C’mon, Hartford. You know you’re not getting the match. Calm down.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Paul Heyman says “No” again then Jericho signs the contract. Jericho says it doesn’t matter where you’re from, if you act like a jackass, you get treated like a jackass. Jericho says now that the contract has been signed, he and Paul Heyman have to figure out where to file the contract. Jericho says he has a really good idea where to file the contract, then compliments Jerry Lawler on his looks.
Man, Chris Jericho gets SASSY When He’s Trolling People.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Chris Jericho gets out of his chair, then demands that Paul Heyman stand up. Jericho tells Heyman to unbutton his jacket before he rips it off.
“Unbutton your jacket. Unbutton your jacket before I rip it off.” – Chris Jericho…This is starting to sound like a slash fic.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
He only wants the jacket to go and do a CM Punk and do color commentary.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 4, 2013
After Heyman unbuttons his jacket, Jericho says he knows where the contract needs to be filed. Jericho stuffs the contract in Paul Heyman’s pants then tells Heyman that he’ll see him in Chicago.
It would be nice if ONE “good guy” in WWE acted like a decent person. #raw
— Chris Sims(@theisb) June 4, 2013
Match 07: The Bella Twins and AJ Lee vs. Kaitlyn and the Funkadactyls
AJ Lee gets to team with the stars of Total Divas?! Wow!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
I Hope Everyone In This 6-Divas Match Got To Look at Taryn Terrell vs. Gail Kim Match From Last Night. The Bar was Raised Last Night!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
“Keep reaching >.< HIGHER! *Boop Beep Boop. Boop Boop Beep Boop*" – Kaitlyn's theme, a motivational message for short people and robots.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
.@keepitfivestar *I’m motivated.
— Robot Hammer (@robot_hammer) June 4, 2013
Divas are Flying all around the Ring! Maybe They DID See Slammiversary …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
“Shut up!” “No, YOU shut up!” #RAW is Playground Fights.
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) June 4, 2013
Uh-Oh. Brie Pulled on Naomi’s Hair. We All Know That’s a No – No.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
AJ Lee laughing about Nikki Bella getting knocked off the apron is hilarious.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Brie Bella goes for a tag, but AJ Lee walks off. Kaitlyn hits the spear on Brie Bella.
Oh, Good to Know AJ Remembers That the Bellas Ditched Her Last Time, Even If No One Else Does.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Winners: Kaitlyn and The Funkadactyls
I just had to scream “YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!” out loud because the silence for Kaitlyn was embarrassing. I’m not even in the crowd.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Backstage: Daniel Bryan is getting ready for his match until Kane walks up. Bryan tells Kane that his match is next and that he has to go. Kane tells Bryan that this is crazy and that fighting Ryback is a mistake and reminds Bryan of what happened to Kofi Kingston. Kane says out of all the years that he’s been here, he’s never seen anyone with Bryan’s desire, heart and will to fight and that Bryan proves it night after night. Kane tells Bryan that doesn’t have anything to prove to him or to anyone else.
Kane is seriously the best friend. I need a Kane to my Daniel Bryan. #RAW
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) June 4, 2013
When did Daniel Bryan turn into Rudy???
— Zach Levine (@zmanjets86) June 4, 2013
Daniel Bryan tells Kane that he’s wrong and that beating Ryback will prove that he has something to prove. Kane asks Bryan what he means by that and Bryan sceams at Kane, telling him he doesn’t want Kane anywhere near his match with Ryback tonight. Kane agrees and says that he’ll do Bryan one better, because he’s out of here. Kane tells Bryan to call him when he’s found his mind then walks off.
“Call me, when you found your mind. Because it’s OBVIOUS that you LOST IT!” – KaneHow long has Kane been waiting to say that one?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Kane your speech would have meant something if you were not Just Kane. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Imagine the mad make up sex Daniel Bryan and Kane are gonna have tonight. #RAW
— Stacey Heisenbert (@LittleSherbie) June 4, 2013
Bray Wyatt Promo:
Here we go, best part of Raw #WyattFamily
— Zach Levine (@zmanjets86) June 4, 2013
The Wyatt Family. They will bless us with their greatness soon I hope. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Were People Clapping the Bray Wyatt Video? That’s … Not the Reaction They Expected.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
If I was a kid watching that Wyatt Family viginette, I’d be terrified to go to sleep tonight. The light would definitely be on. #Raw
— Tyler Edwards (@Und3rAverageJoe) June 4, 2013
Match 08: Daniel Bryan vs. Ryback
Daniel Bryan’s “YESsing!” again!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Holla, If ya feed me! #wwe #Raw #Ryback
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
I wonder if Ryback is saving on travel costs and driving that ambulance to shows.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 4, 2013
You can’t go from stealing from Goldberg to stealing from Scott Steiner, Ryback. What’s next? You’re gonna start dancing like Alex Wright?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Daniel Bryan’s Vegan Sensibilities Offend The Ryback. “QUINOA. NOT. FILLING.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Daniel Bryan should use The Ryback’s weakness against him. Attack him with a loaf of Panera Bread!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
INDIAN DEATH LOCK! YES! YES! YES!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
How did Ryback’s tights get MORE Generic Looking?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Daniel Bryan and that Flying Headbutt proves that White Men CAN Jump!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
DANIEL #BESTINTHEWORLD BRYAN!!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Nobody goes harder than Daniel Bryan. Nobody!! #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Ryback sets up a table then throws Daniel Bryan through it!
Apparently, the Weak Link in This Match Was The Table.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Winner: Daniel Bryan (via DQ)
That was a hell of a match, regardless of how it ended. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 4, 2013
Daniel Bryan is the best in the world. CM Punk lost his spot on the depth chart. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Post-match, Ryback is about to attack Daniel Bryan but John Cena runs down for the save.
Saint of Jorts is on the clock. #RAW
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) June 4, 2013
“John Cena’s Not Going to Allow What Happened to Kofi Kingston to Happen Here Tonight.” Okay, But 1 Table’s Okay? Just Not 3?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Brie: You go out there and help Bryan or else I’m telling Nikki to get a reduction!Cena: O.O*Cena’s music plays and Cena runs to the ring*
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Match 09: John Cena vs. Curtis Axel (No DQ Match)
@keepitfivestar I Honestly Thought This Was Going to Happen Tonight.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
The kids are chanting “Let’s Go Cena” but no one’s responding “Cena Sucks.” Where’d the adults go? Are they exhausted from the Bryan match?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Cena ducking a steel chair is like Superman ducking a gun that’s being thrown at him. Even if he gets hit it won’t do him damage.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 4, 2013
Curtis Axel’s tights look like a can of AXE Body Spray.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
John Cena locks Curtis Axel in the STF, but Paul Heyman slides Axel an iPad. Axel hits Cena with the iPad!
Did Curt Axel Just Hit John Cena with an iPad?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Word? WWE’s just hitting people with iPads now? You have THAT much money that you can use iPads as match weapons?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
John Cena tries to throw Curtis Axel through the table with the AA, but Paul Heyman gets in his way.
Paul, Catch John Cena with an iPod Touch! It’s His Weakness: Technology.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
In his defence @heymanhustle & @realcurtisaxelwhere just trying to show John Cena the WWE app. #RAW
— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) June 4, 2013
John Cena goes after Paul Heyman, but Ryback attacks him. Ryback drives John Cena through a table.
Ryback slammed Cena into the table butt first. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Winner: Curtis Axel (via Countout. Yes. In a No DQ Match)
Cena actually just lost a No DQ match via count out.
— Crescent Allen (@TimWelcomed) June 4, 2013
Does Curtis Axel get more points if he wins by countout or something? Is he in the Bound For Glory series and we just don’t know it yet?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 4, 2013
Post-Match, Ryback taunts John Cena.
RYBACK RULES? I don’t think so.
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) June 4, 2013
Does The Ryback like the Pay Per View Payback because it’s ALMOST his name?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 4, 2013
Axel wins another one not in the final shot
— Tesha Wyatt (@HEELcanadian) June 4, 2013
So That Happened:
Daniel Bryan stole the showtonight. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 4, 2013
Enjoyed Raw this week. Bryan was just on top form and multiple people have said it would be crazy to turn him heel.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 4, 2013
Daniel Bryan made RAW his show tonight, here’s to hoping this is the start of his push as a serious singles competitor.
— Stacey Heisenbert (@LittleSherbie) June 4, 2013