So That Happened: 04/29/13

Match 01: Zeb Colter vs. Big E. Langston vs. RicRod

(Winner’s client gets to choose their Extreme Rules Stipulation)

Alberto Del Rio, Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler get involved.

Zeb Colter almost gets the victory but AJ stops the pin!

RicRod rolls up Zeb Colter.

Winner: RicRod

John Cena celebrates World Wish Day:

WWE shows a video package of John Cena granting a kid’s wish.

John Cena brings out Jacob Larson, Nick Santillo and Logan Parks out on RAW. Cena tells the WWE Universe that today is World Wish Day then introduces the kids. Cena encourages the WWE Universe to go to Wish.Org/WWE then tells the fans that tonight, WWE is making these kids Honorary WWE Superstars!

John Cena introduces WWE’s Three Newest Superstars: Jacob The Eliminator, Nick The Stich, and Lightning Logan! The WWE Universe gives the three kids a standing ovation. John Cena tells the WWE Universe that these kids one wish was to go to RAW and encourages the fans to get loud.

John Cena thanks the WWE Universe for making a very special night even more special.

Match 02: Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes

Randy Orton goes for the RKO but Cody Rhodes counters it with the Cross Rhodes!

Cody Rhodes goes for the Beautiful Disaster but gets caught in the RKO!

Winner: Randy Orton

Post-Match, Matt Striker asks Randy Orton about Big Show knocking him out at Wrestlemania and if that haunts him. Orton says he’s never felt so focused and been so extreme.

Cody Rhodes tries to attack Orton but gets another RKO for his troubles.

Backstage: The Bella Twins plug their reality show then mock the other WWE Divas for not being a part of Total Divas.

Match 03: Brie Bella vs. Naomi

The Bellas do Twin Magic.

Winner: Brie Bella

Cameron complains to the referee and the ref reverses the decision!

Winner: Naomi 

Post-match, The Bellas attack Naomi and Cameron.

The Shield Speaks:

Dean Ambrose takes the mic and talks about how The Shield sought out to bring justice to the WWE and how they’ve accomplished it. Seth Rollins says brick by brick they’ve torn down the wall of injustice that’s been building up this company for years and that no one has been able to stop them.

During a photo montage of beatdowns, Roman Reigns says that was the beginning and no one can stop the Hounds Of Justice. Not The Great One (Rock), Not a Giant (Big Show) Not a Warrior (Sheamus) and Not Even The Champ (John Cena.) Dean Ambrose brings up The Undertaker next, and says The Shield looked immortality right in the face and force-fed justice to The Undertaker. Ambrose calls The Undertaker a victim and a symbol of justice and reminds the WWE Universe that The Shield bows down to no one.

Dean Ambrose says Justice doesn’t care if you’re Undefeated at Wrestlemania or the WWE Champion, when your number is called, justice strikes. Seth Rollins starts to talk about John Cena and Ryback until they’re interrupted by the Three Man Band!

Heath Slater tells The Shield to Shut Up and says they have some unfinished business with 3MB (Not us) tonight. Drew McIntyre asks who The Shield think they are then claims they were seconds away from showing Triple H exactly how they rock and roll until The Shield crashed their party. Jinder Mahal chimes in by saying 3MB is going to crash The Shield’s party and “rock their face.”

The Three Man Band attack The Shield but fail miserably.

Team Hell No come down to the ring and clear the ring. Then attack 3MB.

Kane does his pyro taunt as Daniel Bryan chants “YES!”

Backstage: John Cena is getting his ankle taped up. Ryback says Cena can tape it up all he wants but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s hurt. Cena says he’s hurt but not injured and that he’s probably more effective on one leg than Ryback is on two. Ryback says he can’t take that chance then walks off.

Match 04: Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston

It’s announced that Kofi Kingston is a new father:

Kofi goes for the Trouble In Paradise but Dolph Ziggler ducks. Dolph Ziggler hits Kofi with the jumping DDT!

Kofi Kingston hits the Trouble In Paradise and almost wins but AJ Lee puts Dolph’s foot on the rope.

After a series of nearfalls, Kofi Kingston misses a dive. Dolph Ziggler takes advantage of this and hits Kofi with the Zig Zag.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

Post-Match, Kofi Kingston gets attacked by Big E. Langston.

Backstage: Dolph Ziggler, AJ Lee and Big E Langston are complimenting each other until they bump into Kaitlyn and Natalya. AJ asks Kaitlyn if she needs more room to get by with her “giant man arms” and Kaitlyn fires back by telling Dolph to get his “crazy little tramp” back into her straight jacket. AJ tells Dolph to hold her back and he does easily. Kaitlyn tells AJ that AJ beat her last year because she held back and was naïve, but she’s not holding back anymore. Kaitlyn tells AJ if she wants the title, she should try and take it.

A PA shows up with a gift. AJ assumes it’s for her, but it’s actually for Kaitlyn! Kaitlyn snatches the gift as Dolph, AJ and Vickie walk off. Kaitlyn reveals a spiked hat, which Natalya not a fan of. Kaitlyn opens the card and gets a lovely, but kinda creepy message from a secret admirer. Natalya teases Kaitlyn about her secret admirer.

Backstage: Team Brickie are talking about how tough of a guy he is. Ryback tells Vickie Guerrero that John Cena has left him to face The Shield alone for the last time. Vickie Guerrero says she was thinking the same thing so now it will be The Shield vs. Ryback and Team Hell No. Ryback says “Ryback Rules” and he’s been there, done that and doesn’t trust either of those guys. Ryback says “NO!” then walks off.

Match 05: Jack Swagger vs. Zack Ryder

Zack Ryder brings up Zeb Colter losing to RicRod earlier then shows the footage. Ryder makes fun of Colter further then does his trademark, “Woo Woo Woo! You Know It.”

Jack Swagger catches Zack Ryder and takes him out with a Gutwrench Powerbomb followed by the Patriot Lock.

Winner: Jack Swagger

Post-Match, Zeb Colter slaps Zack Ryder.

Backstage: Ryback is shown leaving the arena.

Mark Henry is shown introducing himself, says he doesn’t need our approval but wants to prove he’s the strongest man in the world. Mark Henry asked Vickie Guerrero for 2 opponents then demands they come out.

Match 06: Mark Henry vs. Tensai/Brodus Clay (Tug-Of-War)

Tensai loses. Brodus Clay is up next but he loses too.

Winner: Mark Henry

Post-match, Sheamus interrupts and congratulates Mark Henry on his tug of war victory then says challenges Mark Henry to a Tug-Of-War. Mark Henry is hesitant, but Sheamus goads him into accepting the challenge.

Scumbag Sheamus drops the rope on purpose.

 Scumbag Sheamus Brogue Kicks Mark Henry.

Backstage: Brad “Hearthtrob Assistant” Maddox tells Team Hell No that Ryback has left the building. Kane tells Brad Maddox to shut up and tells Vickie Guerrero that he wants The Shield. Daniel Bryan says they want this match no matter what. Vickie Guerrero agrees then says tells Brad Maddox that there’s one thing that she needs to do.

Backstage: John Cena is tying his shoe when Brad “Heartthrob Assistant” Maddox. Cena calls him Braden Walker and gets his name wrong a couple times. Cena tells Maddox to tell Vickie Guerrero that he will not let Team Hell No face The Shield without a partner and that he’s fighting tonight. Maddox reminds John Cena that he’s hurt, but Cena tells Maddox that he’ll be the one hurting bad if he doesn’t tell Vickie Guerrero that he’s wrestling tonight.

Match 07: Alberto Del Rio vs. Antonio Cesaro

Antonio Cesaro catches Alberto Del Rio with an uppercut.

An Ole Chants break out.

Alberto Del Rio hits the Cross Armbreaker on Antonio Cesaro

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Post-Match, Alberto Del Rio is ready to reveal his stipulation. He starts making hand gestures.

Alberto Del Rio announces that his stipulation is a Ladder Match.

The crowd continues their Ole Chants:

Match 08: The Great Khali vs. Fandango (Dance-Off)

Jerry Lawler introduces The Great Khali and Fandango then asks Khali if he’s good at dancing. Khali says yes then Lawler asks Khali if he’s seen Chris Jericho do Dancing With The Stars. Khali says yes and that he’s better than Y2J. Khali dances first with Natalya.

Jerry Lawler asks Fandango how Chris Jericho did during Dancing With The Stars and Fandango says in a word: Clumsy. Fandango dances next with Summer Rae.

The Great Khali is declared the winner by the WWE Universe.

Winner: The Great Khali

Post-Match, Fandango attacks The Great Khali then hits a great Flying Leg Drop.

Match 09: John Cena and Team Hell No vs. The Shield

The crowd is mixed on John Cena as usual.

Kane almost Chokeslams Dean Ambrose but goes for the Announce Table instead.

John Cena comes in and cleans house. Seth Rollins dives at him but gets caught and set up for the AA.

John Cena’s ankle gives out on him allowing Roman Reigns hits the Spear on John Cena!

Winners: The Shield

Post-Match, Ryback walks out and stares at an injured John Cena.

So That Happened:

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