Match 01: Zeb Colter vs. Big E. Langston vs. RicRod
(Winner’s client gets to choose their Extreme Rules Stipulation)
Huh at this match.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) April 30, 2013
Ricardo has on Zubaz. DREAMY Zubaz. #RAW
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) April 30, 2013
Langston-Ricardo-Colter > Ziggler-Del Rio-Swagger
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) April 30, 2013
Welp….we wanted fresh matchups and new talent on RAW…Be careful what you wish for, right?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Zeb: winner of best mustache in the Boy Scouts twenty years running. #Raw
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) April 30, 2013
I’m not sure the people chanting “USA” are sure about who they’re chanting it for. Wait, what state are we in tonight? #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 30, 2013
Alberto Del Rio, Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler get involved.
THIS IS JOYOUS CHAOS AND I LOOOOOVE IIIIT #Raw
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) April 30, 2013
Zeb Colter almost gets the victory but AJ stops the pin!
AJ Lee interferes looking like a sexy Bret Hart. Try givin’ THAT outfit a 4/10!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
RicRod rolls up Zeb Colter.
Winner: RicRod
RICARDO WINS RICARDO WINS #RAW
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) April 30, 2013
You got the touch… You got the Zubaaaaaaas! #RAW
— Shakil (@HipsterKassius) April 30, 2013
Ricardo Rodriguez – Still more wins on Raw than Zack Ryder in so long.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) April 30, 2013
Congrats to Ricardo Rodriguez aka @rrwwe on his big win tonight while wearing Zubaz. #proud #zubaznation fb.me/yX9Qg0xr
— Zubaz (@zubaz) April 30, 2013
John Cena celebrates World Wish Day:
WWE shows a video package of John Cena granting a kid’s wish.
And THAT is why John Cena can never turn heel.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Just heard Antonio Cesaro is doing Make A Wish as well. I cannot hate what they do, so I have nothing cynical to say. #Raw
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) April 30, 2013
Credit where credit’s due: Cena almost granted the wishes of the entire IWC by blowing out his achilles.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) April 30, 2013
John Cena brings out Jacob Larson, Nick Santillo and Logan Parks out on RAW. Cena tells the WWE Universe that today is World Wish Day then introduces the kids. Cena encourages the WWE Universe to go to Wish.Org/WWE then tells the fans that tonight, WWE is making these kids Honorary WWE Superstars!
DAMN YOU AND YOUR AMAZING KINDNESS @johncena. I’M IN TEARS. #GOODGUYCENA
— Tyler Edwards (@Und3rAverageJoe) April 30, 2013
Man, it is SUPER HARD to dislike Cena. The dude’s not my favorite but these kids love him. Good on him for this. #Raw
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) April 30, 2013
John Cena introduces WWE’s Three Newest Superstars: Jacob The Eliminator, Nick The Stich, and Lightning Logan! The WWE Universe gives the three kids a standing ovation. John Cena tells the WWE Universe that these kids one wish was to go to RAW and encourages the fans to get loud.
These kids have better names than some of the guys down at NXT
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
I have something in my eye, okay. Shut up. #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) April 30, 2013
It is all the crowd at Raw can do to not boo Cena while he is surrounded by tiny adorable children. They’re trying SO HARD to hold it back.
— Chris Sims(@theisb) April 30, 2013
John Cena thanks the WWE Universe for making a very special night even more special.
Thank you, WWE, for not jerking that up. That’s appreciated. #Raw
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) April 30, 2013
Lightning Logan def. Zack Ryder < tomorrow's Smackdown spoilers in advance.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) April 30, 2013
Match 02: Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes
Randy’s voices apparently are some broken kind of Mapquest. They got him lost heading to the ring, hence no entrances. #Raw
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) April 30, 2013
Who’s the victim? Cody’s Mustache.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) April 30, 2013
Oh look a Legacy reunion. Remember them? Where’s the third…
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) April 30, 2013
Randy Orton is growing out his “`12 Rounds Hair” again.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Cody, You Can Beat Randy Orton This Time. You’ve Grown a Mustache! You Can Do It All!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Cody Rhodes is gonna have that mustache till #WWE2K14 comes out. Then he’ll shave it and make his game model out of date.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
I Want Cody to Win This Match So Badly. Randy Needs to Know That Cody’s Moved on From Legacy. He Has a NEW Best Friend Now, Randy!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
They should do one of those backstage shots with the other wrestlers watching this match, except it’s just Ted Dibiase and he’s crying.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) April 30, 2013
Disaster Kick! Good Show, Cody Rhodes!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Nothing like being in your 20s and having vintage moves
— Natasha (@HEELcanadian) April 30, 2013
“People Are Saying the Same Thing About Cody Rhodes That They Said About Randy Orton” – JBL. That He Looks Like a Fighting Errol Flynn?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Randy Orton goes for the RKO but Cody Rhodes counters it with the Cross Rhodes!
OH C’MON! CODY SHOULD’VE WON THAT!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Yes. Yes. Yes! No. Damn thought Cody had it.
— Kate Bishop (@ShayLMitchell) April 30, 2013
Randy Orton Has Fought Cody Rhodes So Many Times, Randy Should Be Able to Defeat Cody Using His Thoughts.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
This is like that time Chris Jericho countered John Cena’s AA into the Codebreaker and only got a 2.9 count.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Cody Rhodes goes for the Beautiful Disaster but gets caught in the RKO!
CODY HAD THAT! THAT WASTHR – RKO!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Winner: Randy Orton
Well that was a new one.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) April 30, 2013
The ONE time Cody decides to try and go with a Beautiful Disaster…uh, headbutt? #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 30, 2013
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s the Viiiiiiiiiiiper. #Raw
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) April 30, 2013
Post-Match, Matt Striker asks Randy Orton about Big Show knocking him out at Wrestlemania and if that haunts him. Orton says he’s never felt so focused and been so extreme.
Is Orton going to bring back ECW?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) April 30, 2013
Cody Rhodes tries to attack Orton but gets another RKO for his troubles.
C’Mon, Randy! Two RKO’s To Cody! What, You Couldn’t Give One to Ted Dibiase Jr?!?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Cody you need to plan your sneak attacks better.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
Backstage: The Bella Twins plug their reality show then mock the other WWE Divas for not being a part of Total Divas.
Did I really just hear Nikki say they’re REAL… ? Pretty sure they’re silicone babe.
— Natasha (@HEELcanadian) April 30, 2013
Did The Bella Twins Just Channel Tamox and Xamot from GI Joe?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Match 03: Brie Bella vs. Naomi
Total Divas is gonna be fun. Can’t wait.
— Kate Bishop (@ShayLMitchell) April 30, 2013
Total Divas followed by Daniel Bryan and Kane in an all new episode of Shovin’ Buddies!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Is This Naomi versus Nikki Match Contested Under “Total Divas” Match Rules?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
The Bellas do Twin Magic.
Winner: Brie Bella
Rollups and small packages. How to beat a diva 101.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
The refs should maybe watch the Bellas walk down a hallway side-by-side if they can’t tell them apart at this point.
— Chris Sims(@theisb) April 30, 2013
The weight of Nikki Bellas boobs makes the Small Package more effective.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Cameron complains to the referee and the ref reverses the decision!
Wait a Second! There’s a Referee That Can FINALLY Tell The Bella Twins Apart?!?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
What type of nepotism was that, Black Ref Jr.?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) April 30, 2013
This Referee Doesn’t Believe In Magic.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Winner: Naomi
Post-match, The Bellas attack Naomi and Cameron.
I think #NewBlackRef just reversed the decision because he didn’t want to deal with Cameron yelling and thug clapping at him.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
The Shield Speaks:
The SHIELD Just Came to The Ring With That “I Beat Up The Undertaker” Swagger.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Dean Ambrose takes the mic and talks about how The Shield sought out to bring justice to the WWE and how they’ve accomplished it. Seth Rollins says brick by brick they’ve torn down the wall of injustice that’s been building up this company for years and that no one has been able to stop them.
They should photoshop The Shield triple powerbombing historical figures for justice. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 30, 2013
The Shield can’t afford a Tripod. They used Windows Movie Maker for their recaps. They need a Post-Production guy badly.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
During a photo montage of beatdowns, Roman Reigns says that was the beginning and no one can stop the Hounds Of Justice. Not The Great One (Rock), Not a Giant (Big Show) Not a Warrior (Sheamus) and Not Even The Champ (John Cena.) Dean Ambrose brings up The Undertaker next, and says The Shield looked immortality right in the face and force-fed justice to The Undertaker. Ambrose calls The Undertaker a victim and a symbol of justice and reminds the WWE Universe that The Shield bows down to no one.
The Undertaker is the Only One That Gets Video. Everyone Else Gets Blurry Instagram Photos.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Dean Ambrose says Justice doesn’t care if you’re Undefeated at Wrestlemania or the WWE Champion, when your number is called, justice strikes. Seth Rollins starts to talk about John Cena and Ryback until they’re interrupted by the Three Man Band!
REVENGE!!!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
THE ODDS ARE EVENED NOW!
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
Really though? 3MB? Greatest. Thing. Ever.
— Kate Bishop (@ShayLMitchell) April 30, 2013
Heath Slater tells The Shield to Shut Up and says they have some unfinished business with 3MB (Not us) tonight. Drew McIntyre asks who The Shield think they are then claims they were seconds away from showing Triple H exactly how they rock and roll until The Shield crashed their party. Jinder Mahal chimes in by saying 3MB is going to crash The Shield’s party and “rock their face.”
Shield vs. Poor, drunk, drug addicted man’s Shield. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) April 30, 2013
I Think 3ManBand Discovered The Shield’s Weakness: Laughing Too Hard
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
You gotta admire the Three Man Band’s courage. They’re like Wimp-Lo from Kung Pow.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
The Three Man Band attack The Shield but fail miserably.
LOL they could have thought that out better.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
Team Hell No come down to the ring and clear the ring. Then attack 3MB.
Oh Heath Slater….you’re about to get Chokeslammed.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Poor 3MB.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) April 30, 2013
Kane does his pyro taunt as Daniel Bryan chants “YES!”
Wolololo @ Ambrose’s mild concern over fire. #Raw
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) April 30, 2013
Kane’s Entrance Should Begin, “I’m a Fire Starter” in Tribute to the Fallen 3ManBand
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Backstage: John Cena is getting his ankle taped up. Ryback says Cena can tape it up all he wants but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s hurt. Cena says he’s hurt but not injured and that he’s probably more effective on one leg than Ryback is on two. Ryback says he can’t take that chance then walks off.
Beanie Ryback.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) April 30, 2013
Match 04: Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston
@donnybrookboys Nothing Wrong With Wearing the Belt On Your Shoulder. Bret Did It. Now Dragging It On the Ground like Diesel, That’s Not OK.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
@keepitfivestar Yes, the “sexy Bret” look is much better than when she comes out in a 20-year-old leather jacket and jorts.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 30, 2013
S.O.S! You know I’m JOBBIN! S.O.S! WHY AM I TRYINNNNNNNNNNNNN (I’M JOBBIN!)
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Kofi Kingston Should Use His Injustice Training and Bounce Off of Everything.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
It’s announced that Kofi Kingston is a new father:
Congratulations to @truekofi!! New daddy!
— Kate Bishop (@ShayLMitchell) April 30, 2013
Congratulations Kofi! You’re a giant nerd AND you’re athletic, so you’re gonna be the best Dad ever.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Kofi had a kid? Kongrats. #imnotevensorry
— Powerline (@Osito1034) April 30, 2013
I hope Orton’s daughter doesn’t start causing trouble for Kofi’s kid*Kofi’s Kid colors outside the lines*Orton’s Daughter: STUPID! STUPID!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Kofi goes for the Trouble In Paradise but Dolph Ziggler ducks. Dolph Ziggler hits Kofi with the jumping DDT!
Love that DDT!
— Powerline (@Osito1034) April 30, 2013
That DDT is going places.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
Kofi Kingston hits the Trouble In Paradise and almost wins but AJ Lee puts Dolph’s foot on the rope.
Aw, C’Mon! Can’t Kofi Catch a Break?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
As usual this match is crazy good.
— Kate Bishop (@ShayLMitchell) April 30, 2013
After a series of nearfalls, Kofi Kingston misses a dive. Dolph Ziggler takes advantage of this and hits Kofi with the Zig Zag.
Zigzag, 340 HP #RAW
— Rich Uncle Skeleton (@WellYoureWrong) April 30, 2013
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
And Kofi misses by a mile. Zigzag. uno does three.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
Tough break, Kofi.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
It’s Not Kofi’s Fault. He’s On That New Baby Sleep Schedule: None.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Post-Match, Kofi Kingston gets attacked by Big E. Langston.
Dolph Ziggler just said “THAT’S WHAT WE DO.” That’s the Mark Henry Mating Call.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Note to Kofi: Do Not Let Big E. Langston Babysit Your Kid. That’s Not How You Want to Go Night-Night.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Backstage: Dolph Ziggler, AJ Lee and Big E Langston are complimenting each other until they bump into Kaitlyn and Natalya. AJ asks Kaitlyn if she needs more room to get by with her “giant man arms” and Kaitlyn fires back by telling Dolph to get his “crazy little tramp” back into her straight jacket. AJ tells Dolph to hold her back and he does easily. Kaitlyn tells AJ that AJ beat her last year because she held back and was naïve, but she’s not holding back anymore. Kaitlyn tells AJ if she wants the title, she should try and take it.
AJ is small enough to hold back just by gently grabbing one arm. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 30, 2013
A PA shows up with a gift. AJ assumes it’s for her, but it’s actually for Kaitlyn! Kaitlyn snatches the gift as Dolph, AJ and Vickie walk off. Kaitlyn reveals a spiked hat, which Natalya not a fan of. Kaitlyn opens the card and gets a lovely, but kinda creepy message from a secret admirer. Natalya teases Kaitlyn about her secret admirer.
Oh, Kaitlyn gets a delivery, but where’s Lawler’s pizza? #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 30, 2013
Demolition Smash has the hots for Kaitlyn.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Spiky Hat? Who Knew Demolition Smash was Such a Poet!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Please tell me Big E sent the hat. #Raw
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) April 30, 2013
Is Kaitlyn getting secret admirer messages from Audrey Marie?
— Chris Sims(@theisb) April 30, 2013
It’s Hornswoggle. It’s always Hornswoggle. Or Dakota Fanning. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) April 30, 2013
According to the dirt sheets, Kaitlyn’s pretty much the only diva who hasn’t gotten Punked yet.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) April 30, 2013
Backstage: Team Brickie are talking about how tough of a guy he is. Ryback tells Vickie Guerrero that John Cena has left him to face The Shield alone for the last time. Vickie Guerrero says she was thinking the same thing so now it will be The Shield vs. Ryback and Team Hell No. Ryback says “Ryback Rules” and he’s been there, done that and doesn’t trust either of those guys. Ryback says “NO!” then walks off.
What a childish “NO!” from Ryback
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
I Would Like to See a Written List of The Ryback Rules.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Match 05: Jack Swagger vs. Zack Ryder
*Chopping the air while singing Jack Swagger’s theme* (Yes I’m still #Swaggering)
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Zack Ryder brings up Zeb Colter losing to RicRod earlier then shows the footage. Ryder makes fun of Colter further then does his trademark, “Woo Woo Woo! You Know It.”
Zack Ryder with a microphone? They must not recognize that it is Zack Ryder.
— Kate Bishop (@ShayLMitchell) April 30, 2013
Is Ryder wearing his hair like Swagger?! #Raw
— Tyler Edwards (@Und3rAverageJoe) April 30, 2013
Zack Ryder with the Straight outta ’91 hair. #RAW
— Rich Uncle Skeleton (@WellYoureWrong) April 30, 2013
Zack Ryder New Looks Makes Him Look Like the “Bad Boy” of a Boy Band.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Jack Swagger catches Zack Ryder and takes him out with a Gutwrench Powerbomb followed by the Patriot Lock.
GOT HIM!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
First Cody Rhodes, now Jack Swagger. Tonight’s the night of awesome counters!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Winner: Jack Swagger
Remember When Zack Ryder and Jack Swagger Feuded Over the US Championship? Look How Far Swagger Has Come!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Post-Match, Zeb Colter slaps Zack Ryder.
Backstage: Ryback is shown leaving the arena.
The Ryback Rules: Arrive. Eat. Leave
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Ryback needs to get his Teenage Angst under control.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Also, If The Ryback Returns Later As “Dude Ryback,” He Would’ve Learned Something From Foley Last Week.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Mark Henry is shown introducing himself, says he doesn’t need our approval but wants to prove he’s the strongest man in the world. Mark Henry asked Vickie Guerrero for 2 opponents then demands they come out.
Match 06: Mark Henry vs. Tensai/Brodus Clay (Tug-Of-War)
Are we watching NXT?
— Kate Bishop (@ShayLMitchell) April 30, 2013
Tug of WarGames. Two Rings, One Cage, One Rope. #RAW
— Rich Uncle Skeleton (@WellYoureWrong) April 30, 2013
Crowd, “Albert” is the Not The Worst Name You Can Chant At Tensai. He Goes By “Sweet T” Now
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Tensai loses. Brodus Clay is up next but he loses too.
Winner: Mark Henry
Tensai proving he’s for sure good for nothing
— Natasha (@HEELcanadian) April 30, 2013
Post-match, Sheamus interrupts and congratulates Mark Henry on his tug of war victory then says challenges Mark Henry to a Tug-Of-War. Mark Henry is hesitant, but Sheamus goads him into accepting the challenge.
White Chocolate vs Normal Chocolate.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) April 30, 2013
I Fully Expect Sheamus to Kick Mark Henry in the Face Right Now.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Mark Henry might be Tug of War champion on Raw but @iamjericho is still undisputed Musical Chairs champion.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) April 30, 2013
Scumbag Sheamus drops the rope on purpose.
Scumbag Sheamus Brogue Kicks Mark Henry.
Yup. #SoreLoser
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Sheamus really is the worst kind of person.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Backstage: Brad “Hearthtrob Assistant” Maddox tells Team Hell No that Ryback has left the building. Kane tells Brad Maddox to shut up and tells Vickie Guerrero that he wants The Shield. Daniel Bryan says they want this match no matter what. Vickie Guerrero agrees then says tells Brad Maddox that there’s one thing that she needs to do.
I need more Brickie in my life
— Natasha (@HEELcanadian) April 30, 2013
Backstage: John Cena is tying his shoe when Brad “Heartthrob Assistant” Maddox. Cena calls him Braden Walker and gets his name wrong a couple times. Cena tells Maddox to tell Vickie Guerrero that he will not let Team Hell No face The Shield without a partner and that he’s fighting tonight. Maddox reminds John Cena that he’s hurt, but Cena tells Maddox that he’ll be the one hurting bad if he doesn’t tell Vickie Guerrero that he’s wrestling tonight.
“Listen Up, Braden Walker” – John Cena”It’s Brad Maddox” – #HeartthrobA2GMYou Got Me, Cena. Well Done.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Match 07: Alberto Del Rio vs. Antonio Cesaro
YABBASEECABELLERROSELNUMBREINCOLUMBUS ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
Extend the rrrrrrr’s
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) April 30, 2013
ULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
RicRod should keep the Zubaz and still wear the tux top. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 30, 2013
I hope Alberto Del Rio’s stipulation is an Extreme Lucha Libre Match ala Psicosis and Rey Misterio Jr.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Antonio Cesaro catches Alberto Del Rio with an uppercut.
GOT HIM!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
UPPERCUT!!!!
— Powerline (@Osito1034) April 30, 2013
It Doesn’t Matter if Cesaro Wins Or Loses, His European Uppercuts Will Always Be Magnificent.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
An Ole Chants break out.
Ole chants!!!!!!!
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) April 30, 2013
Ricardo Embracing the Ole! Chants?!? He’s The Best Hype Man In The Business.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Is chanting “Ole” for Del Rio racist?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) April 30, 2013
*Alberto Del Rio embraces the Ole Chant as his own. Sammy Zane looks at his El Generico mask then sheds a tear*
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
Alberto Del Rio hits the Cross Armbreaker on Antonio Cesaro
Night of Reversals!!!
— Powerline (@Osito1034) April 30, 2013
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
Wonderful match!
— Powerline (@Osito1034) April 30, 2013
Nice finish, as well. #WWE #Raw Cesaro vs. Del Rio is a pretty good combination. Would make for an interesting feud.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 30, 2013
Post-Match, Alberto Del Rio is ready to reveal his stipulation. He starts making hand gestures.
Please Let Alberto Del Rio Make a Paper, Scissors, Rock Match …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Alberto Del Rio announces that his stipulation is a Ladder Match.
Oh, a Ladder Match? I Like That Too!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Three MITB winners in a ladder match. Nice.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) April 30, 2013
The crowd continues their Ole Chants:
Match 08: The Great Khali vs. Fandango (Dance-Off)
Fandango vs Khali……..in a dance off. And it looks like Summer is sticking around.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
I Want Fandango to Be The Undertaker of Dance Contests: Undefeated Streak
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Da da daaa da da daaaa
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) April 30, 2013
Jerry Lawler introduces The Great Khali and Fandango then asks Khali if he’s good at dancing. Khali says yes then Lawler asks Khali if he’s seen Chris Jericho do Dancing With The Stars. Khali says yes and that he’s better than Y2J. Khali dances first with Natalya.
I feel like no matter what the question was, Khali’s answer was going to be “I’m better than him!”
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) April 30, 2013
“Great Khali, can you dance without knees?”
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) April 30, 2013
Jerry Lawler asks Fandango how Chris Jericho did during Dancing With The Stars and Fandango says in a word: Clumsy. Fandango dances next with Summer Rae.
Summer Rae Kept Her Name! She Passed The First Stage of NXT!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
The Great Khali is declared the winner by the WWE Universe.
Winner: The Great Khali
Boo! Fandango CLEARLY Won That Contest! #Undefeated
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Post-Match, Fandango attacks The Great Khali then hits a great Flying Leg Drop.
No offense, but @emmawwe > @realsummerwwe
— Cartoon Dave (@DaveMuscarella) April 30, 2013
Fandango’s theme also reminds me of the Mii Plaza on the Nintendo Wii.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
Also, It Would Be Equally Amazing If Fandango NEVER Wins a Dance Contest.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Match 09: John Cena and Team Hell No vs. The Shield
John Cena talks to his BFF, Stu The Cameraman, for the first time in weeks. Stu’s already moved on and his NEW best friend is Mark Henry.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
It only now occurs to me that “I’ll stay under you, fighting” is exactly where a wrestler should NOT want to stay.
— Chris Sims(@theisb) April 30, 2013
“You’ll never know where the Shield will be coming from.” The stairs.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
You Can’t Rely on Kane to Avenge The Undertaker. He’s Gotten Revenge on the Undertaker SO MANY TIMES.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Rumor has it John Cena injured his Achilles when he did that Heel Turn joke.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
John Cena Doing the “YES!” Gesture Behind Daniel Bryan Somehow Depletes The Power Of D-Bry’s Kicks.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Seth Rollins sounds like a raspy Diner waitress.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
The crowd is mixed on John Cena as usual.
“LET’S GO CENA!””MAKE A WISH””LET’S GO CENA””MAKE A WISH”The Chant For Tonight #WorldWishDay
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
@3manbooth Or the third man in Three Man Booth
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) April 30, 2013
Kane almost Chokeslams Dean Ambrose but goes for the Announce Table instead.
Oh no! Kane’s got the #WWE13 Announce Table Glitch.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
John Cena comes in and cleans house. Seth Rollins dives at him but gets caught and set up for the AA.
You can’t high cross-body block Cena, people. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 30, 2013
John Cena’s ankle gives out on him allowing Roman Reigns hits the Spear on John Cena!
Roman Reigns hits the RRRRRRRRRRAWHWHAWAWHRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for the win #RAW
— Rich Uncle Skeleton (@WellYoureWrong) April 30, 2013
“Oh No! My Achilles! My Only Weakness!” – John Cena
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Winners: The Shield
Good win for the Shield. Twice they’ve beaten Cena in a six man.
— Kate Bishop (@ShayLMitchell) April 30, 2013
Cena, You Were Speared in the Gut, Not the Achilles! Or Did You Hurt That Too?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 30, 2013
Post-Match, Ryback walks out and stares at an injured John Cena.
Ryback even dressed like Goldberg now.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) April 30, 2013
So That Happened:
That RAW wasn’t half bad!
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 30, 2013
#Raw passed pretty quickly tonight, which I guess is what happens when you put some actual matches on it and give them time. #WWE
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 30, 2013
Okay Raw. Ryback’s beanie was the star for me. 3 appearances in one show… It must be a record.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) April 30, 2013
Wrestling heavy show, but very good episode.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) April 30, 2013