So That Happened: 11/19/12

RAW kicks off with Wreck It Ryback. Ryback picks up the mic!

Ryback says last night he was about to “feast” on the WWE Championship, but CM Punk employed three men to take “food” out of a “starving man’s mouth.” Ryback says his hunger cannot be suppressed and that he is a predator. CM Punk and the NXT guys are his prey.

Ryback tells Punk and the three men to come down and face him right now. If they don’t, he will tear this place apart until he finds each and every one of them. Ryback snaps out of sensible mode then starts chanting “FEED. ME. MORE” with the WWE Universe.

Vickie Guerrero comes out and tells Wreck It Ryback that he won’t be wrecking anything. Vickie says Ryback blew his two chances at the WWE Championship. Vickie says she enjoys the way Ryback destroys people, but if he wrecks anything tonight, he will be fined or suspended. Vickie wants to see how big Ryback’s appetite is so she puts him in a match with….

Match 01: Wreck It Ryback vs. Tensai

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Ryback succeeds!

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Winner: Ryback

Backstage: Sheamus is yelling at a referee over what happened last night at Survivor Series.

Match 02: Kofi Kingston vs. Wade Barrett

Recaps on Caps on Caps: Wade Barrett calls Kofi Kingston an embarrassment and believes he should be Intercontinental Champion.

Wade Barrett rakes Kofi’s eyes then hits the “Bullhammer” on Kofi.

Winner: Wade Barrett

Backstage: Paul Heyman is walking around with a picture of CM Punk, telling everyone about CM Punk’s “One Year Anniversary” celebration tonight. Heyman knocks on CM Punk’s door and Punk comes out wearing a “I’m A Paul Heyman Guy” t-shirt. CM Punk and Paul Heyman hype up the celebration tonight until Matt Striker interrupts them.

Matt Striker asks about the controversial finish from Survivor Series and CM Punk’s affiliation with Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns. CM Punk feels Striker is disrespecting him by asking these comments then says he’s sick of everyone. Striker, who can’t read the room, asks about Ryback. CM Punk gets more upset and screams “WHAT ABOUT RAVEN? RYBACK?” until Paul Heyman calms him down. Heyman says that tonight’s a celebration and everyone is invited. Even The Ryback. CM Punk glares at Paul Heyman then asks to talk to him for a second.

Match 03: Kaitlyn vs. Aksana

Winner: Kaitlyn

Match 04: Antonio Cesaro vs. Brodus Clay (with R-Truth on commentary)

Antonio Cesaro hits the Neutralizer on Brodus Clay!…Again.

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Winner: Antonio Cesaro

John Cena Make A Wish Promo:

Vickie Guerrero’s Evidence Pt. 4:

 Justin Roberts introduces Vickie Guerrero, who comes to the ring with two random people wearing khaki pants.

Vickie Guerrero says she would like to set the record straight by reiterating thatas Managing Supervior of Monday Night RAW, she would never hit a WWE Superstar. Vickie is hard to hear because the crowd is booing her out of the building.

Vickie Guerrero says AJ Lee had no reason to try and humiliate her and that some people respect leadership and authority like Tamina Snuka. Vickie says for weeks AJ Lee has made a fool of herself, John Cena and the WWE Universe with her white lies. Vickie says tonight, all doubts about AJ and Cena’s affair will be laid to rest because she has eye witnesses AKA the two jamokes in khaki pants.

Vickie Guerrero introduces witness #1, a waitress named Whitney Smith. Whitney The Waitress tries to speak, but Vickie implores her to speak up. WTW says that John Cena and AJ Lee requested a private table and were very touchy feely through the whole dinner. WTW thinks Cena and AJ were conducting more than business.

Vickie Guerrero’s second witness is Doug Brady: Parking Attendant. Vickie claims he has an “interesting” story to tell. Doug Brady: Parking Attendant says he witnessed Cena and AJ remain in a parked vehicle for an hour. Doug Brady: Parking Attendant says he’s not a snitch, but the family they were parked next to complained about what they saw in the vehicle.

Before Doug Brady: Parking Attendinant could go any further, AJ Lee’s theme plays. AJ Lee comes down to the ring, not skipping again.

AJ says she doesn’t know who these people are, but she’s getting sick and tired of Vickie Guerrero coming out week after week with these scandal allegations. AJ says Vickie wants to fire her so bad, then fire her, but if not, then do everyone a favor and “SHUT. THE HELL. UP.”

Vickie Guerrero calls AJ out on not being able to admit the truth. Vickie says while AJ was busy lip locking with Cena in the car, Doug Brady: Parking Attendant was busy taking photos of the affair. Vickie Guerrero tells parents to shielf their kids because she is going to present a photo of John Cena and AJ in the car!

John Cena comes out to the ring and tells Vickie Guerrero that he’s sick of this garbage then calls it a load of crap. Cena says Vickie Guerrero only wants to give people something to talk about. Cena tells Vickie he’ll show her something to talk about. John Cena turns to AJ Lee, walks over to her, says “AJ I hope you don’t mind.” Then proceeds to kiss her.

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John Cena tries to talk to Vickie Guerrero, but AJ Lee pulls him back in then they continue kissing.

Dolph Ziggler hits the ring and attacks John Cena in mid-kiss. Cena and Ziggler start brawling.

John Cena starts to get the upperhand so Dolph Zigglers escapes. Cena tries to chase Ziggler, but ends up twisting his ankle. After a minor stumble, Cena chases Dolph Ziggler backstage.

How the Shippers See this:

Match 05: Randy Orton vs Alberto Del Rio (2 Out Of 3 Falls)

Alberto Del Rio attacks Randy Orton’s arm on the outside, throwing it into the ring post several times. Del Rio ends up getting disqualified on purpose.

Winner of the first fall: Randy Orton

Alberto Del Rio locks on the Cross Armbreaker. Orton taps immediately.

Winner of the second fall: Alberto Del Rio

RicRod distracts Randy Orton and ends up getting ejected from the match.

Alberto Del Rio starts punching the ground like Randy Orton.

Randy Orton counters Alberto Del Rio’s Cross Armbreaker with a roll up.

Randy Orton catches Alberto Del Rio with an RKO.

Winner: Randy Orton

Backstage: John Cena is getting his knee wrapped up by the trainers. The doctor says he might have a torn meniscus. AJ Lee apologizes but Cena says it’s okay.

Match 06: The Great Khali vs. Primo and Epico

To make this match even better, Hornswoggle comes out.

Hornswoggle sprays Rosa Mendes in the face. ….With water.

Winner: The Great Khali

Backstage: Paul Heyman is making preparations for CM Punk’s 365 Celebration. Heyman looks through a list of things for the celebration, but notices there’s no balloons. Heyman asks for balloons, but the worker says Heyman he had to ask for balloons. Heyman freaks out because the guy didn’t know balloons were mandatory. Heyman screams “Balloons” over and over again until the guy rushes out to get balloons.

Match 07: The Miz vs. David Otunga

David Otunga gets the upperhand on The Miz for way too long.

David Otunga is STILL getting the upperhand on The Miz.

The Miz finally makes a comeback.

Winner: The Miz

Sheamus Speaks: 

Sheamus comes down to the ring with the chair he beat Big Show with.

Sheamus talks about the feud between him and Big Show going from being about the championship to it becoming personal when he attacked William Regal, then pulled a referee in front of Sheamus’ Brogue Kick preventing him from winning the WWE Championship.

Sheamus says that Big Show has shown what kind of person he really is. Sheamus says no matter what, Big Show seems to run away. Sheamus reminds us about the smile on his face from Hell In A Cell, then says he’s not smiling anymore. Sheamus calls Big Show out to the ring so they can settle it once and for all.

Big Show comes down to the ring limping. Sheamus asks Big Show if he remembers the chair. Big Show says he remembers it then tells Sheamus they have nothing to settle. Sheamus tries to interrupt Big Show, but Big Show yells at him to let him finish. Big Show tells Sheamus that last night, Sheamus lost his “Irish Temper.”

Big Show says Sheamus doesn’t deserve the World Heavyweight Championship because he’s just like his Irish Ancestors: Barbaric.

Damien Sandow interrupts the argument by coming down to the ring for his scheduled match.

Match 08: Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow

Sheamus grabs Damien Sandow by the beard and tosses him outside.

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Winner: Sheamus 

Backstage: Tamina and Vickie Guerrero are talking to each other.

AJ Lee interrupts Vickie Guerrero and Tamina’s conversation. Tamina stares down AJ until Vickie Guerrero says it’s okay. Vickie introduces them, but AJ Lee says she plans on getting to know Tamina in the very near future.

AJ Lee tells Vickie Guerrero that she knows that she sent Dolph Ziggler to the ring to attack Cena. Vickie asks AJ if she’s going to deny playing “tonsil hockey” with John Cena in the ring then starts laughing hysterically. AJ tries to get closer to Vickie Guerrero but Tamina stops her.

AJ Lee tells Vickie Guerrero that John Cena is hurt then asks what she’s going to do about it. Vickie Guerrero says she’s going going to do nothing. AJ says if Vickie’s not going to do anything, then AJ’s going to take matters into her own hands.

Backstage: AJ Lee is walking towards the backstage area. Layla tries to talk AJ out of going into the men’s locker room, but AJ tells Layla to leave her the hell alone.

Layla backs off and AJ storms into the RAW Locker Room. Everyone stops and stares at her.

AJ storms up to Dolph Ziggler and asks him who the hell he thinks he is. Dolph Ziggler tells her to save it and that girls like AJ is a dime of dozen. Ziggler proceeds to tear AJ Lee a new one calling her desperate and pathetic. Ziggler says he’s seen girls like AJ his entire life: Sad, weak and pitiful. Ziggler tells AJ that she’s just trash.

AJ Lee snaps then attacks Dolph Ziggler. John Cena pulls AJ off of Ziggler telling her to calm down. Ziggler and Cena start brawling to the point where break down the bathroom stall. Dolph Ziggler beats John Cena down until Titus O’Neil pulls Ziggler off.

Backstage: Josh Mathews says the doctors are checking John Cena’s condition.

Match 09: ReyCara vs. Team Hell No (w/ The Prime Time Players on commentary)

The tag match is good, but the Prime Time Players steal the show on commentary. For all the wrong reasons.

Rey Mysterio hits the 619 on Kane. Mysterio tries to splash Kane from the top rope but Kane catches him by the throat.

The Prime Time Players interfere in the match attacking Kane.

Winners: Team Hell No (via DQ) 

Post-Match , The Prime Time Players try and attack Team Hell No and ReyCara, but they fend the PTP off. The PTP get stereo 619’s followed by a Chokeslam to Darren Young.

Backstage: Paul Heyman tells CM Punk that he’s honored to do this celebration for him. Heyman personally guarantees to CM Punk that no one will tarnish this night for him.

CM Punk’s WWE Championship Celebration:

Paul Heyman is in the ring. The crowd begins to boo him and Paul Heyman tells the WWE Universe not to boo him since he’s here to honor a man who’s defended the WWE Championship for 365 Days. Heyman asks the WWE Universe if they’re angry at CM Punk and Paul Heyman because Punk defeated Ryback and John Cena last night Heyman says maybe the WWE Universe is upset because they mocked Jerry Lawler.

Paul Heyman says the WWE Universe clamors for the Attitude Era, but when Heyman and Punk have a little attitude, they don’t like it. Heyman says that the WWE Universe has the temerity to chant ECW, but when Heyman and Punk get a little extreme, they don’t want it.

Paul Heyman goes back to plugging the CM Punk Celebration then finally introduces CM Punk.

CM Punk comes to the ring celebrating as Paul Heyman gets choked up. Punk grabs a mic then says Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Bret “The Hitman” Hart, and The Undertaker couldn’t last one calendar year as WWE Champion, but he did.

CM Punk plays a video package celebrating his year long championship reign. A loud CM Punk chant breaks out.

CM Punk says tonight is a night of celebration, and is not just looking back at the past, but looking forward to the future and his place in history. Punk says his place in history is at the top. CM Punk says he can’t stop. Won’t stop. Till he’s at the top of everybody’s list.

CM Punk says he’s looking to the future on July 25th, 2018, the 355th episode of Main Event on ION Television, when he surpasses Bruno Sammartino and becomes the longest reigning WWE Champion in history.

So That Happened Social Media Ambassador: JBL

Paul Heyman talks about his memories of Bruno Sammartino and says he belongs in the Hall Of Fame. Heyman says CM Punk will also be a first ballot HOFer and that Bruno Sammartino could never beat Punk. Heyman goes one step further and says Hulk Hogan could never beat CM Punk.

Paul Heyman goes one step further and says another “Paul Heyman Guy,” Stone Cold Steve Austin, could never, on his best day, beat CM Punk. Heyman says that at the Royal Rumble, not even The Rock can beat CM Punk.

CM Punk thanks Paul Heyman then says people ask him about his title reign and what his most important victory has been as WWE Champion. CM Punk says that before Survivor Series, he would’ve had a hard time coming up with one. But now it’s his victory against John Cena and Wreck It Ryback. Punk says this victory is important because the only two people that believed he would win are standing in the ring right now. Punk continues talking until Ryback’s much cuts him off.

Before Wreck It Ryback can get to the ring, he is attacked by Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns.

Ryback tries to fend off the NXT Trio but fails. The trio put him through the announce table one more time.

CM Punk stands with his foot on Ryback’s chest, holding up the WWE  Championship to end the show.

So That Happened:

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