RAW kicks off with Wreck It Ryback. Ryback picks up the mic!
Ryback is about to cut a promo. This is gonna be fun. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
Ryback says last night he was about to “feast” on the WWE Championship, but CM Punk employed three men to take “food” out of a “starving man’s mouth.” Ryback says his hunger cannot be suppressed and that he is a predator. CM Punk and the NXT guys are his prey.
Oh yeah I forgot he likes to make food jokes.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Surprise! #WreckItRyback Speaks! and He’s Talking About Food. Not Surprised.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Ryback’s so mad that he’s not speaking in three word sentences!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Wait…Ryback can speak more than three words a sentence? And can use subjects and Predicates!?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
Ryback tells Punk and the three men to come down and face him right now. If they don’t, he will tear this place apart until he finds each and every one of them. Ryback snaps out of sensible mode then starts chanting “FEED. ME. MORE” with the WWE Universe.
Did #WreckItRyback Just Say He’s Going to Wreck It? In Not So Many Words?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Vickie Guerrero comes out and tells Wreck It Ryback that he won’t be wrecking anything. Vickie says Ryback blew his two chances at the WWE Championship. Vickie says she enjoys the way Ryback destroys people, but if he wrecks anything tonight, he will be fined or suspended. Vickie wants to see how big Ryback’s appetite is so she puts him in a match with….
Match 01: Wreck It Ryback vs. Tensai
……-____- Tensigh
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
Oh damn it… #TensaiRuinsThings
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
This is a waste of our and Ryback’s time, he’s only gonna get hungry again an hour later.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
I Think Tensai Is Competing in His Own Deadlift Challenge. So Far The Ryback and Brodus Clay Have Lost.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
It’s like they think our memories are erased in between every Tensai appearance.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) November 20, 2012
Ryback is a beast. Tensai is a giant egg. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 20, 2012
I Think The Ryback Thinks Tensai’s Head is Like a Hard Boiled Egg. You Can’t Eat the Inside Goo, The Ryback.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
PUNK. GIVE ME PUNK. He may as well say RYBACK SMASH at this point.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
You can do it, Ryback. Lift him up. Baby steps.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
![]() |
Courtesy of WWE.com |
Ryback succeeds!
You GO Ryback! You lift that Tensai! #ProudOfRyback
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
![]() |
Courtesy of WWE.com |
The Ryback Has Defeated Tensai’s Deadlift Challenge.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Winner: Ryback
Backstage: Sheamus is yelling at a referee over what happened last night at Survivor Series.
LOL Sheamus is maaaaaaaaad
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Sheamus is STILL Yelling At That Ref From Last Night. In Sheamus Terms, It’s Like He Ordered a Guinness and Was Given a Bud Light Lime.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Sheamus is the worst man. Bitching out a ref after losing. Pure heel.
— Wildcat Tom (@TomQWood) November 20, 2012
Match 02: Kofi Kingston vs. Wade Barrett
Ooo, Kofi vs Barrett? #buys
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
Wade Barrett (A Street Fighter) vs. Kofi (Eddie from Tekken) It’s WWE’s first ever Street Fighter X Tekken Match. One of GM AJ’s ideas.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
I like ad-libbing Wade’s theme.”I don’t care anymore! (Wait you don’t care anymore?)I just don’t care anymore (Why don’t you care anymore?)”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
I’m glad Wade Barrett is still Tuxedo Mask. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 20, 2012
Recaps on Caps on Caps: Wade Barrett calls Kofi Kingston an embarrassment and believes he should be Intercontinental Champion.
Wait. Wade Barrett Is Using Logic? In the WWE? for a Championship? Those Silly Brits.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
*Kofi kciks Wade Barrett in the legs* Wade: Oy! Bullocks, Mi dancers legs!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
C’Mon, Kofi! Fight Back! He Snatched Your Dreads, Man!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
You hear those “Lets go Kofi!” chants? Yezzir.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
I don’t know much about sportsketball (Or futsketbul in the UK) but shouldn’t Wade Barrett get a red flag for this Kofi abuse?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Whatever. I tried: RT @seanfranchise6 @keepitfivestar Red Card. lol
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Wade Barrett rakes Kofi’s eyes then hits the “Bullhammer” on Kofi.
POW RIGHT IN KOFI’S KISSER!
— little miss rainbow (@RitaHepburn) November 20, 2012
Winner: Wade Barrett
Damn Kofi…this “Wildcat” just got punished like he just shat on the rug.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Man, Wade Barrett’s Theme Really Grows On You. Better Get Used to Hearing It with Matches Like That.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
I dunno man this is kind of a hate crime.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Backstage: Paul Heyman is walking around with a picture of CM Punk, telling everyone about CM Punk’s “One Year Anniversary” celebration tonight. Heyman knocks on CM Punk’s door and Punk comes out wearing a “I’m A Paul Heyman Guy” t-shirt. CM Punk and Paul Heyman hype up the celebration tonight until Matt Striker interrupts them.
I’m a fan of #HoodieNoPants but at least he’s not wearing the peepee shirt. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 20, 2012
Matt Striker is proof that some guys shouldn’t do No Shave November. #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 20, 2012
Matt Striker asks about the controversial finish from Survivor Series and CM Punk’s affiliation with Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns. CM Punk feels Striker is disrespecting him by asking these comments then says he’s sick of everyone. Striker, who can’t read the room, asks about Ryback. CM Punk gets more upset and screams “WHAT ABOUT RAVEN? RYBACK?” until Paul Heyman calms him down. Heyman says that tonight’s a celebration and everyone is invited. Even The Ryback. CM Punk glares at Paul Heyman then asks to talk to him for a second.
Paul Heyman, what a hype man!
— little miss rainbow (@RitaHepburn) November 20, 2012
Why would youinvite Ryback to a party/celebration? Hes gonna eat everything, man! #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
Match 03: Kaitlyn vs. Aksana
Hey! It’s Kait Possible!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Aksana has come as slutty Black Widow tonight. #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) November 20, 2012
Aksana’s attire is not PG. Kaitlyn’s reminds me of Lita’s. This is the closest to the Attitude Era that we’re gonna get.
— little miss rainbow (@RitaHepburn) November 20, 2012
I like Kaitlyn’s new gear. She looks like a character from King Of Fighters. #GamerEyes
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
This match is pretty. Those are my only thoughts on it. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 20, 2012
You have to sympathize with Aksana. She’s just a girl, trying to succeed in the world, and not end up getting “Beat With Shovel”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
SEX CRAWL BY AKSANA, YES #ENJOYIT #POSITIVEENERGY #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 20, 2012
Hey, a knee to the gut beats the shovel. #AskanaProblems
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
Winner: Kaitlyn
….Well. They tried.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Match 04: Antonio Cesaro vs. Brodus Clay (with R-Truth on commentary)
Get Serious, Brodus! You Were the Only One From Your Team Eliminated Last Night! You Are On NO Roll, Sir.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Antoniooooooo! #VeryEuropean #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 20, 2012
When R Truth suits it up, it just doesn’t have the same impact Barney Stinson wished.
— little miss rainbow (@RitaHepburn) November 20, 2012
R-Truth Is the Worst Scout Ever. EVERYTHING Distracts Him: Theme Music, Funkadactys, The Shiny Material On Jerry Lawler’s Shirt …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Why are they chanting “USA?” Brodus Clay is from Planet Funk.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
The more weight Brodus Clay loses the more he looks like Tyson Tomko. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
I may actually lose brain cells with R Truth on commentary. WWE, what are you doing to the youth of the world?
— Kara (@karaadora) November 20, 2012
Ricola Makes You Feel Better. R-Truth Saying “Ricola” Makes You Feel Sick. There’s a Difference.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
“Scout him from the roota to the scoota”….R-Truth, I’m begging you. Stop, please.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
R-Truth should never EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER be on commentary. EVER.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Yo, Cesaro just did a M. Bison Psycho Crusher. If a man pulls that out in a real fight, You already lost. Game Over, man.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
Antonio Cesaro hits the Neutralizer on Brodus Clay!…Again.
![]() |
Courtesy of WWE.com |
Holy cow somebody get Cesaro some hand sanitizer..
— Natasha(@sailornatasha) November 20, 2012
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
@keepitfivestar Naomi: I can’t even right now this is goin’ on WorldStar…
— Luke Starr (@over_as_hell) November 20, 2012
John Cena Make A Wish Promo:
And that is why John Cena will never be heel again.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Vickie Guerrero’s Evidence Pt. 4:
Justin Roberts introduces Vickie Guerrero, who comes to the ring with two random people wearing khaki pants.
And Vickie with the local radio station Contest winners apparently #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 20, 2012
After That Nice Guy Cena Promo, Here Comes Vickie to Try and Sully His Good Name.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Vickie Guerrero says she would like to set the record straight by reiterating thatas Managing Supervior of Monday Night RAW, she would never hit a WWE Superstar. Vickie is hard to hear because the crowd is booing her out of the building.
Vickie speaking = VOLCANO HEAT. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
Why must crowds boo when Vicki speaks? Do you really wanna hear her yelling voice???
— Natasha(@sailornatasha) November 20, 2012
LOL, I bet Vickie G gets booed at the dinner table. *talking to her nieces/nephews* “Kids eat your vegetables or no ice cream” BOOOOOOOOOOO!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
Vickie Guerrero says AJ Lee had no reason to try and humiliate her and that some people respect leadership and authority like Tamina Snuka. Vickie says for weeks AJ Lee has made a fool of herself, John Cena and the WWE Universe with her white lies. Vickie says tonight, all doubts about AJ and Cena’s affair will be laid to rest because she has eye witnesses AKA the two jamokes in khaki pants.
Those 2 looks like Shane and Stephanie after living on the streets and acquiring a crack addiction. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 20, 2012
Vickie Guerrero introduces witness #1, a waitress named Whitney Smith. Whitney The Waitress tries to speak, but Vickie implores her to speak up. WTW says that John Cena and AJ Lee requested a private table and were very touchy feely through the whole dinner. WTW thinks Cena and AJ were conducting more than business.
Whitney Smith #CanGetIt
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Whitney Smith Looks Like She Could Have Been Katie Lea Burchill’s Sister: Autumn Lea Burchill.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Vickie Guerrero’s second witness is Doug Brady: Parking Attendant. Vickie claims he has an “interesting” story to tell. Doug Brady: Parking Attendant says he witnessed Cena and AJ remain in a parked vehicle for an hour. Doug Brady: Parking Attendant says he’s not a snitch, but the family they were parked next to complained about what they saw in the vehicle.
Doug Brady, Haven’t You Ever Sat in a Parked Car with a Lady … Listening to @bustedopenradio On Sirius XM? Then Sir, You Haven’t Lived
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Before Doug Brady: Parking Attendinant could go any further, AJ Lee’s theme plays. AJ Lee comes down to the ring, not skipping again.
Srs bidness AJ. She’s not skipping.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 20, 2012
I’m loving AJ’s shirt right now. Then again, I love everything about AJ.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
That’s a very cute shirt.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Spear Whitney Smith AJ… Spear. Whitney. Smith.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) November 20, 2012
AJ says she doesn’t know who these people are, but she’s getting sick and tired of Vickie Guerrero coming out week after week with these scandal allegations. AJ says Vickie wants to fire her so bad, then fire her, but if not, then do everyone a favor and “SHUT. THE HELL. UP.”
You Know AJ’s a Wrestling Fan When She Casually Uses Chris Jericho’s “Shut The Hell Up” Catchphrase.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
First Tamina attacks AJ Lee. Now Chris Jericho is going to attack AJ Lee for stealing “Shut! The Hell! Up!” from him. #AJIsAWannabe
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Vickie Guerrero calls AJ out on not being able to admit the truth. Vickie says while AJ was busy lip locking with Cena in the car, Doug Brady: Parking Attendant was busy taking photos of the affair. Vickie Guerrero tells parents to shielf their kids because she is going to present a photo of John Cena and AJ in the car!
Like damn, legit ready to show nudes.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Whitney come back. You can’t leave until you experience a false pregnancy and then are caught making out with John Cena yourself.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) November 20, 2012
Doug Brady’s Tumblr just crashed. #FuckYeahCreepWrestlingNudes
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) November 20, 2012
John Cena comes out to the ring and tells Vickie Guerrero that he’s sick of this garbage then calls it a load of crap. Cena says Vickie Guerrero only wants to give people something to talk about. Cena tells Vickie he’ll show her something to talk about. John Cena turns to AJ Lee, walks over to her, says “AJ I hope you don’t mind.” Then proceeds to kiss her.
![]() |
Courtesy of WWE.com |
#NO #NO #NO #NO #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 20, 2012
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
……THAT’S ALL I HAD TO DO TO KISS AJ?! Just walk up to her and say “I hope you don’t mind?” then start making out? >.< Damn it
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Noooooooooo. John Cena just ruined AJ’s mouth for me! #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
I Think John Cena Just Gave Chivalry an Attitude Adjustment. “Hope You Don’t Mind … My Tongue In Your Mouth.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
John Cena tries to talk to Vickie Guerrero, but AJ Lee pulls him back in then they continue kissing.
AJ plz stop.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
I wonder what teenage AJ would think if someone told her this would be her life down the road.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) November 20, 2012
Dolph Ziggler hits the ring and attacks John Cena in mid-kiss. Cena and Ziggler start brawling.
DOLPH ZIGGLER CASHING IN TO WIN AJ! #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 20, 2012
Is Dolph Cashing In On AJ? You Can Do That?!?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Ziggler does vow to steal your girlfriend.
— Natasha(@sailornatasha) November 20, 2012
Ziggler’s mad because he has to kiss Vickie G, while Cena kisses AJ.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
As furious as I am at John Cena, that’s gonna be my new pickup line from now on. ” @prettyheartless I hope you don’t mind…”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
AJ has made out with 30% of the #RAW locker room. #DivaInitiationComplete
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 20, 2012
John Cena starts to get the upperhand so Dolph Zigglers escapes. Cena tries to chase Ziggler, but ends up twisting his ankle. After a minor stumble, Cena chases Dolph Ziggler backstage.
Look, If I just kissed AJ for the first time, I’d probably stumble too. It’s okay, Cena.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
As Always. John Cena Doesn’t Know The Consequences of His Actions. Now Every Guy’s just Going to Walk to AJ and Try to Make Out With Her.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
The real winner tonight are the John Cena/AJ Shippers. They needed something now that “The Twilights” movie is over.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
How the Shippers See this:
Match 05: Randy Orton vs Alberto Del Rio (2 Out Of 3 Falls)
THE NEW APREDDATOR THE REAL DEAL ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
DELLLLLLL RIOOOOOOOOO
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Randy Orton with the “i wanted to kiss AJ” face. He’s puckering his lips.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
Randy Orton’s Mad When He Has to Wrestle One Match. Now He Has to Wrestle TWO Matches? Maybe THREE Matches?!? He’s Pissed!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Alberto Del Rio attacks Randy Orton’s arm on the outside, throwing it into the ring post several times. Del Rio ends up getting disqualified on purpose.
Winner of the first fall: Randy Orton
This Isn’t An Iron Man Match, Del Rio! The DQ Game is a Tricky One to Play.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Alberto Del Rio locks on the Cross Armbreaker. Orton taps immediately.
Winner of the second fall: Alberto Del Rio
ADR wins the second fall? I did not see that happening.
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 20, 2012
Back. Orton/ADR are already on the 3rd fall? Why was this a 2/3 falls match then? #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
Cole: “A One Armed Viper is a Dangerous Viper” JBL: “Vipers Don’t Have Arms” | I’m Writing JBL’s Comebacks For Next Time.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Del Rio utilizing WWE ’13 limb targeting system to it’s fullest here.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) November 20, 2012
Why Does Alberto Del Rio Do the “Face Off” Gesture Now? Is He a Big Nicholas Cage Fan?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
RicRod distracts Randy Orton and ends up getting ejected from the match.
It’s crazy how a manager getting ejected from the match STILL excites the crowd, after all these years. That’s pretty coo’.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
Alberto Del Rio starts punching the ground like Randy Orton.
Alberto Del Rio is the Jay Pharoah of the WWE. He Keeps His Randy Orton Impression Up to Date.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Randy Orton counters Alberto Del Rio’s Cross Armbreaker with a roll up.
Randy Orton Gets a Crazy Reaction From a Rollup! Backstage. ALL The Divas are Jealous.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Randy Orton catches Alberto Del Rio with an RKO.
Winner: Randy Orton
Has Alberto Del Rio EVER won a feud?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
It’s funny. Remember how Kofi couldn’t beat Del Rio? Del Rio=Kofi when it comes to….everyone. especially Orton
— Linda (@LMitch87) November 20, 2012
Randy Orton will turn heel after he RKOs John Cena. The reason? Because Cenagot a “10th Anniversary” T-Shirt and he didn’t.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Backstage: John Cena is getting his knee wrapped up by the trainers. The doctor says he might have a torn meniscus. AJ Lee apologizes but Cena says it’s okay.
John Cena tore his quad.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Cena demonstrates why you shouldn’t run with a boner. #easyjokes #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) November 20, 2012
“I don’t understand….this is why I wear knee pads everywhere! How did I get hurt?” – John Cena getting his knee wrapped up.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
You Know, The WWE Could Have a Pretty Good Romantic Comedy On Their Hands If They Worked On It. Is Katherine Heigl Busy?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
@yourboydrew He’s all about that hiphop. Or trying to skip to court AJ.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Match 06: The Great Khali vs. Primo and Epico
Speaking of Blown Knees, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Great Khali! #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
Just turn away from the screen @keepitfivestar… just turn away.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) November 20, 2012
To make this match even better, Hornswoggle comes out.
-_____- It’s back.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
Hornswoggle has flowers for The Great Khali. They’re going admit their love and become the first openly gay couple in the WWE. #FanFiction
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
A romantic relationship between Khali and Hornswoggle is the best possible angle for either of them.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) November 20, 2012
Hornswoggle sprays Rosa Mendes in the face. ….With water.
Winner: The Great Khali
First AJ Lee makes out with John Cena. Now Primo and Epico job out. It’s like they punish me for being loyal.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Backstage: Paul Heyman is making preparations for CM Punk’s 365 Celebration. Heyman looks through a list of things for the celebration, but notices there’s no balloons. Heyman asks for balloons, but the worker says Heyman he had to ask for balloons. Heyman freaks out because the guy didn’t know balloons were mandatory. Heyman screams “Balloons” over and over again until the guy rushes out to get balloons.
Balloons? what about the Ice Cream Bars, Paul? #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
I come back and everyone’s yelling balloons.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Paul Heyman just had a Scrubs “MY MACHINES!” moment: youtube.com/watch?v=p1F7hZ…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
I Wouldn’t Trust Paul Heyman to Throw Me a Party. He’d Get Danny Doring and Roadkill To be The DJ and Caterer.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Match 07: The Miz vs. David Otunga
AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOMEEEEEEEEEE! I JUST TURNED FACE! (Miz’s Face Turn is complete)
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
“I’m THE MIZ, and…WE’RE AWESOME WWE UNIVERSE! :D” – Face Miz
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
David Otunga gets the upperhand on The Miz for way too long.
Miz, You’re a Face Now. You Can Just Walk Out and WIN These Matches.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Otunga hasnt lasted this long in a singles match in almost a year. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
Miz is trying out all the face techniques out. Getting put in rest holds and trying to shake out of it through crowd support.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
David Otunga is STILL getting the upperhand on The Miz.
C’mon Miz, you’re face. You should have won this match a minute ago.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Now Is Not The Time To Let David Otunga Show Off His 7 Variations on the Clothesline! We Have a Celebration Tonight! Where Are The Balloons?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Miz is officially a face. He’s being dominated in a match by a shitty heel. Welcome to happy superstar land, Miz.
— Linda (@LMitch87) November 20, 2012
The Miz finally makes a comeback.
What Did the Miz Just Yell? “Wolverines!?” Is He Promoting Red Dawn Now Too?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Winner: The Miz
Miz’s Jaw Must Hurt From Having to Smile Now. Also, the 7 Chinlocks David Otunga Just Applied In This Match.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Otunga’s gonna come home and find out Jennifer Hudson gained weight back because he bought all those Twinkes. “I begged you not to, David!”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Sheamus Speaks:
Sheamus comes down to the ring with the chair he beat Big Show with.
Looks like Sheamus is now best friends with the Chair he picked up on Sunday. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
If I Were Damien Sandow, I Just Wouldn’t Come Out to the Ring. Sheamus Already Has a Chair In Hand! Be Smart About This, Sandow.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Sheamus talks about the feud between him and Big Show going from being about the championship to it becoming personal when he attacked William Regal, then pulled a referee in front of Sheamus’ Brogue Kick preventing him from winning the WWE Championship.
@keepitfivestar Man, if I was in #WWE, as soon as my friend got into a main event feud, I’d stop being friends, just in case.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) November 20, 2012
Sheamus says that Big Show has shown what kind of person he really is. Sheamus says no matter what, Big Show seems to run away. Sheamus reminds us about the smile on his face from Hell In A Cell, then says he’s not smiling anymore. Sheamus calls Big Show out to the ring so they can settle it once and for all.
You know you have a match with Sando–well alright whatever.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Big Show comes down to the ring limping. Sheamus asks Big Show if he remembers the chair. Big Show says he remembers it then tells Sheamus they have nothing to settle. Sheamus tries to interrupt Big Show, but Big Show yells at him to let him finish. Big Show tells Sheamus that last night, Sheamus lost his “Irish Temper.”
Why Does Big Show Sound Like He’s Going to Cry Again? Is That Chair Giving Him Flashbacks?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
“You lost your Irish temper”….WTF am I watching?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
Big Show says Sheamus doesn’t deserve the World Heavyweight Championship because he’s just like his Irish Ancestors: Barbaric.
Big Show is going to choke. He got mad watery just then.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) November 20, 2012
Big Show is that type of guy to get cry angry. The one who chokes up before a fight and fights with tears in his eyes.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Damien Sandow interrupts the argument by coming down to the ring for his scheduled match.
Hallelujah! #SavedBySandow #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 20, 2012
You are welcome
— little miss rainbow (@RitaHepburn) November 20, 2012
Match 08: Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow
Sheamus, representing Ireland, takes on Damien Sandow, representing breast cancer awareness. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) November 20, 2012
Sandow’s robe is made of the finest of Egyptian cottons #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 20, 2012
It’s The Sophisticate Damien Sandow Versus A Barbarian Sheamus. THE Barbarian is Busy Fighting Demolition Ax at PWS.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
What if injured wrestlers literally stood on a shelf until they were ready to return?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
“Damien, Keep It Inside!” – I Wonder If Charles Robinson Is Mad At Damien Sandow For Stealing His Cartwheel.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Sheamus grabs Damien Sandow by the beard and tosses him outside.
NOT THE BEARD! #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) November 20, 2012
How you gonna grab a dude’s beard like that?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
The old Irish Beard Whip by Sheamus. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
Damien Sandow: “You Know, The Gentlemanly Thing to Do Here is Call It a Draw.” Sheamus: BROGUE KICK!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
![]() |
Courtesy of WWE.com |
Winner: Sheamus
Backstage: Tamina and Vickie Guerrero are talking to each other.
Cheetara!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 20, 2012
Whoa! Tamina Looks Like Giganta When Standing Next to AJ.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Why s Vickie Guerrero hanging out with Juwanna Man?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
AJ Lee interrupts Vickie Guerrero and Tamina’s conversation. Tamina stares down AJ until Vickie Guerrero says it’s okay. Vickie introduces them, but AJ Lee says she plans on getting to know Tamina in the very near future.
is Tamina 8ft tall or is AJ 4ft nothin? #RAW
— Tryda B. Knives (@WellYoureWrong) November 20, 2012
AJ Lee tells Vickie Guerrero that she knows that she sent Dolph Ziggler to the ring to attack Cena. Vickie asks AJ if she’s going to deny playing “tonsil hockey” with John Cena in the ring then starts laughing hysterically. AJ tries to get closer to Vickie Guerrero but Tamina stops her.
Whoever’s tickling Vickie Guerrero right now, stop it. Lookin at you, Hornswoggle…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
AJ Lee tells Vickie Guerrero that John Cena is hurt then asks what she’s going to do about it. Vickie Guerrero says she’s going going to do nothing. AJ says if Vickie’s not going to do anything, then AJ’s going to take matters into her own hands.
Hold on, what? Is AJ going to attack the ramp for hurting Cena? Why am I trying to make sense of Raw this week? My head hurts.
— Kara (@karaadora) November 20, 2012
I think Tamina was just actually wearing shoes for once.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) November 20, 2012
Backstage: AJ Lee is walking towards the backstage area. Layla tries to talk AJ out of going into the men’s locker room, but AJ tells Layla to leave her the hell alone.
Layla: *Kevin Hart voice* Oh My God. No. AJ. No. Don’t. Don’t Go In There. Oh My God. Don’t Do This. No.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Layla backs off and AJ storms into the RAW Locker Room. Everyone stops and stares at her.
*AJ Lee opens the RAW Locker Room door**WWE Superstars are chatting till they see AJ*”O.O G-G-G-G-G-GIRL! *Covers Up*” – Darren Young
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
The lockerroom is full of Heels!
— little miss rainbow (@RitaHepburn) November 20, 2012
You gotta speak up, I’m wearing a towel. “@3manbooth: Drew McIntyre Is In a Towel But His Hat’s On. That’s Called the Bret Michaels Shower.”
— Wildcat Tom (@TomQWood) November 20, 2012
AJ storms up to Dolph Ziggler and asks him who the hell he thinks he is. Dolph Ziggler tells her to save it and that girls like AJ is a dime of dozen. Ziggler proceeds to tear AJ Lee a new one calling her desperate and pathetic. Ziggler says he’s seen girls like AJ his entire life: Sad, weak and pitiful. Ziggler tells AJ that she’s just trash.
Damn, Dolph. Who Broke Your Heart? Oh Yeah, Foley Told Us.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
I didn’t know Tony Harris was writing Dolph Zigglers dialogue. #Raw
— Chris Sims (@theisb) November 20, 2012
I hope Dolph Ziggler never breaks up with me.
— Angélica of Andrade(@angie_chipz) November 20, 2012
Dolph Ziggler’s using the D.E.N.N.I.S. System. Or the D.O.L.P.H. System
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
AJ Lee snaps then attacks Dolph Ziggler. John Cena pulls AJ off of Ziggler telling her to calm down. Ziggler and Cena start brawling to the point where break down the bathroom stall. Dolph Ziggler beats John Cena down until Titus O’Neil pulls Ziggler off.
LET EM FIGHT LET EM—wtf they broke that shit what if someone was using the bathroom?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
Oh no! The bathroom just crushed Little Jimmy!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Hornswoggle Was In the Stall, You Guys! You Can’t See His Little Feet From Under The Stall Door. Flush Yourself to Safety, Little Guy!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Backstage: Josh Mathews says the doctors are checking John Cena’s condition.
Mathews: “Cena is in a tremendous amount of pain!” – Yep. Great Journalism. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
John Cena’s Lost 3 Fights In the Last 24 Hours. It’s The Shorts. His Jorts Are His Source of Power.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Match 09: ReyCara vs. Team Hell No (w/ The Prime Time Players on commentary)
Guess Sin Cara ditched the Breast Cancer Awareness Gear. Maybe next October, Sin Cara…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
Daniel Bryan’s Been Teaming With Kane for Months Now and It’s a Miracle D-Bry Doesn’t Have a Singed Beard.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Frankly, I was really hoping Miz would get together with Kane & Bryan and defend the tag titles Freebird-style as Team Awe Hell No.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) November 20, 2012
The tag match is good, but the Prime Time Players steal the show on commentary. For all the wrong reasons.
Picture yourself in class, you hear that student that argues with the teacher,but isn’t really saying anything? Who do you see? Titus O’Neil
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
That’s what they said about Booker T. RT @nickmaniwa: “Jerry King”. I could listen to Titus O’ Neil commentate horribly all day.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 20, 2012
“If you’re hair’s nappy, no one’s happy.” #lolwut
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 20, 2012
I Think R-Truth and The Prime Time Players Are Invoking “The Booker T Challenge.” Whoever Sounds Dumbest on Commentary Wins. We All Lose.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
@keepitfivestar didn’t know it was open headset night
— The City & My Life (@thecitymylife) November 20, 2012
Is that a bejeweled afro pick?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 20, 2012
“White people do commentary like this: GOOD GAWD HE’S BROKEN IN HALF!””Black People do it like this: AWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY” #DefCommentaryJam
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
This commentary is such a magnificent trainwreck.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) November 20, 2012
Rey Mysterio hits the 619 on Kane. Mysterio tries to splash Kane from the top rope but Kane catches him by the throat.
Kane with the catch finisher! Someone’s been playing #WWE13
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
The Prime Time Players interfere in the match attacking Kane.
Winners: Team Hell No (via DQ)
Post-Match , The Prime Time Players try and attack Team Hell No and ReyCara, but they fend the PTP off. The PTP get stereo 619’s followed by a Chokeslam to Darren Young.
Backstage: Paul Heyman tells CM Punk that he’s honored to do this celebration for him. Heyman personally guarantees to CM Punk that no one will tarnish this night for him.
CM Punk’s WWE Championship Celebration:
Paul Heyman is in the ring. The crowd begins to boo him and Paul Heyman tells the WWE Universe not to boo him since he’s here to honor a man who’s defended the WWE Championship for 365 Days. Heyman asks the WWE Universe if they’re angry at CM Punk and Paul Heyman because Punk defeated Ryback and John Cena last night Heyman says maybe the WWE Universe is upset because they mocked Jerry Lawler.
I love you, Paul Heyman.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) November 20, 2012
Paul Heyman says the WWE Universe clamors for the Attitude Era, but when Heyman and Punk have a little attitude, they don’t like it. Heyman says that the WWE Universe has the temerity to chant ECW, but when Heyman and Punk get a little extreme, they don’t want it.
#Temerity! *Rick James Voice
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 20, 2012
Paul Heyman is calling out the Hypocrites! #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
See, Guys. This Is Why You Don’t Want The Attitude Era Back. That Was a Time When Even The Words Hurt.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Paul Heyman goes back to plugging the CM Punk Celebration then finally introduces CM Punk.
It’s a celebration, bitches!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 20, 2012
I hope Edge and Christian come out with kazoos and streamers for CM Punk’s party.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
If This Were The Attitude Era, Paul Heyman Would’ve Flown Living Colour To Play CM Punk’s Party. Using Jerry Lawler Bereavement Tickets
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
CM Punk comes to the ring celebrating as Paul Heyman gets choked up. Punk grabs a mic then says Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Bret “The Hitman” Hart, and The Undertaker couldn’t last one calendar year as WWE Champion, but he did.
Dewey The Rock Johnson. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) November 20, 2012
CM Punk plays a video package celebrating his year long championship reign. A loud CM Punk chant breaks out.
The WWE is the Best at Video Packages. Hands Down.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
CM Punk says tonight is a night of celebration, and is not just looking back at the past, but looking forward to the future and his place in history. Punk says his place in history is at the top. CM Punk says he can’t stop. Won’t stop. Till he’s at the top of everybody’s list.
Take That, Honk-A-Meter!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Can’t stop, won’t stop. #EhEh #Diddy
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 20, 2012
CM Punk says he’s looking to the future on July 25th, 2018, the 355th episode of Main Event on ION Television, when he surpasses Bruno Sammartino and becomes the longest reigning WWE Champion in history.
So That Happened Social Media Ambassador: JBL
@cmpunk has defeated them all and saved @heymanhustle life! What a year! #heKnowsCPR #Champ
— John Layfield (@JCLayfield) November 20, 2012
Also, I Like That CM Punk Thinks That Main Event (and ION TV) will still be Around in 2015.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Paul Heyman talks about his memories of Bruno Sammartino and says he belongs in the Hall Of Fame. Heyman says CM Punk will also be a first ballot HOFer and that Bruno Sammartino could never beat Punk. Heyman goes one step further and says Hulk Hogan could never beat CM Punk.
Uh-oh, Punk dropped the H-bomb, He’s gonna lose that belt at house show. Matter fact, at an autograph signing.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
Paul Heyman goes one step further and says another “Paul Heyman Guy,” Stone Cold Steve Austin, could never, on his best day, beat CM Punk. Heyman says that at the Royal Rumble, not even The Rock can beat CM Punk.
Heyman runs a Fuck Yeah Punk Tumblr, doesn’t he?
— Kara (@karaadora) November 20, 2012
CM Punk thanks Paul Heyman then says people ask him about his title reign and what his most important victory has been as WWE Champion. CM Punk says that before Survivor Series, he would’ve had a hard time coming up with one. But now it’s his victory against John Cena and Wreck It Ryback. Punk says this victory is important because the only two people that believed he would win are standing in the ring right now. Punk continues talking until Ryback’s much cuts him off.
“Oh, com’on! It’s a celebration!”
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
And The Ryback Spoils The Party …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
Before Wreck It Ryback can get to the ring, he is attacked by Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns.
Rawllins and Ambros
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
For The Record, Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns Aren’t In Costume. They Just Finished Their Day Job as Top Flight Security Officers.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
@keepitfivestar They thought he was Kaitlyn
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) November 20, 2012
Ryback tries to fend off the NXT Trio but fails. The trio put him through the announce table one more time.
I Think CM Punk’s Reward for Being WWE Champ For 365 Days Was That He Was Allowed to Bring THREE Friends to The Main Roster …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
@jeremymeyers I Didn’t Say He Used All Three At Once … Kassius Ohno, Get Ready!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012
So, if you missed the PPV last night, that’s pretty much how it ended.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
CM Punk stands with his foot on Ryback’s chest, holding up the WWE Championship to end the show.
Ryback couldn’t finish his plate.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) November 20, 2012
You know what, Ryback? You deserve this for all those Nexus beatings. The sins of the Sheffield will be beared by the Ryback.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) November 20, 2012
So That Happened:
“NEED. KNOW. MORE” RT @miss_dani_baby I’m still reserving my excitement. I need to know more.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) November 20, 2012
@akathemaskedman English will support Ryback, Spanish demands respect and will align with Punk/NXT. #ImAPaulHeymanDesk
— Chris Sims (@theisb) November 20, 2012
I Didn’t Know They’d Be Showing A Katherine Heigl Romantic Comedy After RAW When I Tweeted Before. Thx For Following, USA Programming Execs!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) November 20, 2012