Let me know if the presidential debate has a JVC Kaboombox Slam of the Week, and then I’ll think about changing the channel.
— Ghostopher Sims (@theisb) October 23, 2012
Match 01: Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara vs. Rhodes Scholars (Tag Team Tournament Finals)
Oh boy we’re off to a GREAT start. #Reycist
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
@regalsays You’ll Hear @keepitfivestar Booing in the Replay.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
I guess Rey Mysterio has returned from his severe case of mud butt.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
I’m having doubts on Rey and Sin Cara’s chances when they’re not wearing their buddy masks. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 23, 2012
Why is Mysterio dressed like the Riddlers son from a bizarro world? #RAW
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 23, 2012
@keepitfivestar that’s an insult to Times Square. He looks more like a circus side show Green Lantern.
— TwansRucker (@MissTwans) October 23, 2012
Damien Sandow breaks up the pin in a very interesting fashion.
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Best three count breakup EVER. #Raw
— D’capitate O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) October 23, 2012
Damien Sandow is a genius
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Seriously, #PWI isn’t huge on cheating – but the way @thedamiensandow blocked the ref’s 3 count with his body took actual intelligence. #km
— OfficialPWI (@OfficialPWI) October 23, 2012
Cody Rhodes hits the Cross Rhodes and gets the victory.
Winners: Rhodes Scholars
YES YES YES YES YES YES
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Just for the record Sandow sliding into home to stop that pin is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. #RAW
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 23, 2012
Post-Match, Team Hell No appear on the titantron and congratulate Rhodes Scholars on winning the tournament. Kane says the real question is if Rhodes Scholars will win the WWE Tag Team Championship. Daniel Bryan and Kane look at each other, then say “HELL NO!” in unison.
Look at them being a team and stuff.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 23, 2012
They need Shelton Benjamin’s Momma off to the side snapping her fingers when they say “HELL NO!” #WWE #Raw It’ll be her “Damn!”
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 23, 2012
Kane says in honor of Rhodes Scholars’ victory, he would like to perform a little magic. Kane does a “No You See Him. Now You Don’t.” trick with Daniel Bryan, grabbing him by the beard and pushing Bryan behind him. Kane finishes off his magic trick with an *EXPLOSION* while Daniel Bryan struggles to get back on camera.
Just picturing Kane as a magician… #RAW
— What A Maneuver ! (@FiveSecondPose) October 23, 2012
Got your nose is next. # Kane #raw
— Billy T (@BillyT666) October 23, 2012
Jericho was the tag team champions before it was cool twitter.com/RegalSays/stat…
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 23, 2012
Match 02: Kofi Kingston vs. Michael McGillicutty (with The Miz on commentary)
@keepitfivestar and he is not jobbing
— Scottie Crawford (@Scott0020) October 23, 2012
Wait. Michael McGuillicutty has a match?
#raw
— Tenechia(@WWEsAngel_Nef) October 23, 2012
Michael McGuillicuty’s Entrance Needs to Be On TV so You Can Hear the Way Justin Roberts says “Minnesota” #DarkRAWTweets
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
Apparently Miz speaks Arabic and JR confirmed this. Interesting.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
That Miz shirt is the absolute worst. I’d take CM Punk’s peanut M&M’s shirt over that in a heartbeat.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 23, 2012
@tjhawke411 Oh God. Forgot about that one. Also, Sin Cara’s golden penis shirt.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 23, 2012
Winner: Kofi Kingston
Can’t Say Nothing About Kofi’s Voltron Tights. He Won the IC Belt in Them and they Color Coordinate with the Title.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
John Cena Speaks:
John Cena tells his BFF, Stu The Cameraman, …I don’t know. I’m at the show. Can’t hear him. But I saw Stu. And he is magnificent!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
John Cena puts over the New York Giants being in the crowd, Wrestlemania being at MetLife Stadium then “Hell In The Cell.”
Did Hell In A Cell become Hell In The Cell and I didn’t notice?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
John Cena says that this Sunday, the WWE Universe will find out that CM Punk is a man that tells the truth. Cena says that Punk has been champ for 337 days but the most truthful thing CM Punk said was before he became WWE Champion: Change. Cena says that at Hell In A Cell, we will see Change and Change is 6ft. 3, 291lbs and all he hears is chants of “FEED ME MORE!”
His name is The Ryback, Cena. Not “Change”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
John Cena is a good hype man. Wish he’d do that all the time instead of wrestling.
— Sassy Stephie (@SassyStephie) October 23, 2012
John Cena says that Ryback won’t come out and complain or promise revolution or ice cream bars. Ryback only stands for one thing: Destruction. Cena says that this Sunday, the face of the WWE will change. CM Punk’s theme plays and CM Punk walks out with Paul Heyman.
Yes, wear that hoodie, hide that tshirt. #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) October 23, 2012
@miss_dani_baby #WWE Fact: They were originally going to name Punk “Hoodie NoPants” in ECW.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 23, 2012
@miss_dani_baby Hoodie NoPants is already a 2-time X-Division champ and was name-dropped by Hogan as “the future” and he doesn’t even exist.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 23, 2012
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2 time X-Division Champion: Hoodie No Pants |
CM Punk says it’s typical for John Cena to come out and pander to the New York Giants. CM Punk says he’s supposed to come out here now and let everyone know the truth which is The Giants sucks. Punk says he’s a huge Giants fan…The San Francisco Giants. Punk says Cena’s change is laughable and that he’s been champion for 337 Days and Counting, which means Cena hasn’t been champion for a lot longer than that, so that’s change Cena can count on.
Why are CM Punk and John Cena talking about #sportsketball ?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Giants do suck.. buy the new CM Punk plain Hoodie. Only at WWEShop.com
— Carlos E. Queso’s (@WellYoureWrong) October 23, 2012
Okay so does CM Punk just have the same hoodie in different colors?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
I feel like he got them in some kind of bulk sell. Buy three get one free.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
CM Punk says he accomplished everything he promised and more; then says he’s the Best In The World. Not The New York Giants, The Sin City Rybacks or The New England Cenas. Punk says that Cena can speak for The Ryback and speak for him all he wants, but everyone knows that when CM Punk makes a promise, he means it. Punk promises to walk out of Hell In A Cell still WWE Champion.
Just Paul E. holding up the WWE Championship is amazing. #RAW
— Carlos E. Queso’s (@WellYoureWrong) October 23, 2012
CM Punk says that he likes John Cena’s new role in the WWE: Ryback Cheerleader then says that Cena has finally realized that he can’t beat Punk. Cena says he wanted to come out to let the WWE Universe know how excited he was for this Sunday’s PPV, but now he’s going to talk about himself. Cena says that it wasn’t that he couldn’t beat Punk, it was that he wasn’t allowed to beat Punk. Cena reveals to the WWE Universe that he is officially medically cleared then calls CM Punk out for a pre-ass whoopin before the real ass whoopin at Hell In A Cell.
John Cena is dressed to fight.He is also dressed to go shopping.He is also dressed to go to a Black Tie affair.
— Richard Trionfo (@RichardTrionfo) October 23, 2012
Get the Pre-Ass Whoopin’ and save 50% on your next Ass Whoopin’.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 23, 2012
When John Cena and CM Punk are about to Face Off, Even the Food Vendors Stop to Watch #DarkRAWTweets
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
Cena was medically cleared by Dr. Leo Spaceman. #RAW
— Carlos E. Queso’s (@WellYoureWrong) October 23, 2012
@wellyourewrong HI EVERYBODY!
— The Champ (@DCsPeoplesChamp) October 23, 2012
CM Punk takes off his shirt then hoodie, then storms down to the ring and almost faces John Cena, but Paul Heyman keeps screaming at him, “You don’t fight for free!” Punk backs down then walks back to the ramp with Heyman, holding up the WWE Championship.
“You never fight for free.” I like it.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
CM Punk and Paul Heyman love holding upthe WWE Championship like it’s Show and Tell.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Match 03: Justin Gabriel vs. Antonio Cesaro
My only fear about this is that Gabe’s head gets knocked off clean off his shoulders.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Are they chanting boring? Typical, NJ. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 23, 2012
JUST UPPERCUT HIM. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 23, 2012
Winner: Justin Gabriel (Yes. You read that right)
Justin Gabriel beats Antonio Cesaro. Okay. Fine. Its cool dont panic. WAIT WTF? #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 23, 2012
O.O Justin Gabriel WON?!?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Antonio Cesaro Lost? Somehow this is Rey’s Fault…
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
Now we get to hear Justin Gabriel’s UTI Community College music.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Backstage: A limo pulls up. Mr. McMahon walks out of a limo followed by a distraught AJ Lee.
When I was a kid, the shots of limos rolling up were the most exciting thing. The limo would sit there for like 40 minutes. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 23, 2012
Didn’t your parents warn you about riding in limos with creepy old men, AJ? #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) October 23, 2012
AJ looks as if she’s been deflow… defiled. #SameThing
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 23, 2012
#DontFireAJ
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Introducing 3MB’s So That Happened Social Media Ambassador: Pro Wrestling Syndicate’s own…Starman!
@starmanpws I hope it’s not something phallic.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 23, 2012
AJ Lee’s Big Announcement:
Mr. McMahon and AJ Lee are in the ring. McMahon tells the WWE Universe that AJ Lee had a meeting with the Board Of Directors and now AJ is going to tell everyone the results of the meeting. AJ Lee says due to allegations of her fraternizing with a Superstar on the roster, she is hearby resigning as General Manager of RAW.
Huge pop for her resigning you heartless demons.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
No. Not like this….
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
This Is A Rollercoaster RAW. Rhodes Scholar Wins But AJ Resigns? Too Many Emotions…
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
AJ is resigning…and she is not a crook. #RAW
— Carlos E. Queso’s (@WellYoureWrong) October 23, 2012
“PINK SLIP IT UP! AJNSAJBKJB JB! PINK SLIP IT UP! aln laejbjab vjabed vjlb! PINK SLIP IT UP!”
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
AJ Lee says the allegations are completely false but she understands that she could’ve been fired a long time ago due to her attacks on Vickie Guerrero and Paul Heyman or some of her decisions, so that’s why she agreed to the resignation. AJ says she knows some of her decisions are unorthodox and some people may consider her mentally unstable, but she thinks some people like a crazy chick, which gets a huge “YES!” chant from the WWE Universe.
Huge pop for crazy chicks, yep
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
I hope AJ gets a Richard Nixon gimmick now. #RAW
— Carlos E. Queso’s (@WellYoureWrong) October 23, 2012
AJ Lee says her role is coming to an end sooner than she wanted but she’s come so far from before. AJ says she grew up 15 minutes from the IZOD Center and that she grew up with nothing. She lived in cars and motels, and went from being homeless to being the boss. AJ thought she was always going to be a little poor girl who amounted to nothing, but the WWE Universe accepted her, so she wants to thank us for every second because she loved every second of this job. AJ Lee thanks Mr. McMahon for the opportunity for the job because no one else would’ve given her an opportunity. AJ thanks everyone one more time then gives Mr. McMahon a hug.
No, AJ. Thank YOU! #Leavethememoriesalone
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Can’t help but wonder if AJ gets to keep her last name. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 23, 2012
Paul Heyman comes out and says that he can speak for everyone in this arena, saying that he was unaware of AJ Lee’s touching life story. Heyman says that it was a one in a billion chance that a homeless girl could end up being the General Manager of RAW. Heyman says AJ rose above her lack of intelligence, education, class and the fact that she was born a Jersey Girl.
#RiseAboveBeingAJerseyGirl #RAW
— Carlos E. Queso’s (@WellYoureWrong) October 23, 2012
@miss_dani_baby *claps*
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
LOL damn Heyman, kicking her all in the cooch.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
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Verbally not literally.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Paul Heyman tells AJ Lee no offense, but business is business and there needs to be a new General Manager of RAW. Heyman says that the Board Of Directors has to name someone immediately and that McMahon needs someone with class, education, dignity, and when the time is right, to demonstrate Ruthless Aggression.
Ruthless Aggression? Orange tights Cena for GM?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Every time I hear “Ruthless Aggression”, I think of old Cena.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
Remember that one guy, with the toothless aggression?
— Carlos E. Queso’s (@WellYoureWrong) October 23, 2012
Paul Heyman says he knows he butted heads with Mr. McMahon recently, but if he needs someone to step in, the next General Manager of RAW should be Paul Heyman. Mr. McMahon tells Paul Heyman, “NO!” then introduces not the RAW General Manager, or the Interim General Manager, but the “Managing Supervisor” of RAW, Vickie Guerrero.
YES!!! VICKIE~! #RAW
— Carlos E. Queso’s (@WellYoureWrong) October 23, 2012
Vickie Guerrero? #BringBatemanOut
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Vickie Guerrero tries to thank the WWE Board Of Directors for giving her the opportunity but she is being drowned out in boos. Vickie screams “EXCUSE ME!” then goes back to thanking the Board Of Directors for valuing her expertise.
LMAO, She can’t even speak. #EXCUSEHER
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
Paul Heyman chimes in saying “EXCUSE ME!” then says that now that Vickie Guerrero is in a position of power, that it is time for her to make her first decision and that decision should be a momentous decision. Heyman says if he knew Vickie Guerrero was in the running, he would never have pitched himself as RAW General Manager. Heyman tries to get Vickie to change Mr. McMahon’s decision to put CM Punk in Hell In A Cell with The Ryback. Vickie interrupts Heyman then says that since she is in charge, CM Punk will still face The Ryback at HIAC. Vickie also announces that tonight, CM Punk will face Sheamus in a Champion vs. Champion Lumberjack Match. The biggest Lumberjack match in history! Paul Heyman storms to the back complaining the entire time.
Wait..Largest Lumberjack match? There must be a PIER SIX BRAWL then. #RAW
— Carlos E. Queso’s (@WellYoureWrong) October 23, 2012
LMAO Heyman is murdering me right now.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Vickie Guerrero turns her attention to AJ Lee then gives her the triple tsk. Vickie says she knew that AJ wasn’t right for this job all along, and that her immaturity and little girl dress clothes are not right for authority. Vickie says that she, not AJ, has the maturity and experience to run Monday Night RAW and that is why the Board Of Directors believe in her to be the Managing Supervisor, soon to be the General Manager.
Managing Surpervising Director? WWE has as Many Meaningless Titles as Corporate America. But they Swing More Metal Chairs.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
What does Managing Supervisor even mean?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Vickie Guerrero says that AJ Lee’s allegations were that she was not only fraternizing with talent, but she had an affair. Vickie says AJ disgusts her. Vickie wants AJ to go backstage and pack up her things because this is her ring now, and AJ needs to leave.
You Guys, I Don’t Think AJ had an Affair. I Think Vince Confused her with Kristen Stewart from “The Twilights”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
You can hit her now AJ, go for it.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
It’s time for @wweajlee to put her skulls back on and eff up some bitches. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 23, 2012
AJ Lee almost leaves but she turns around, snaps, then spears Vickie Guerrero. AJ Lee and Vickie Guerrero have themselves a catfight!
CATFIIIIGHT! CATFIIIIGHT! #RAW
— Carlos E. Queso’s (@WellYoureWrong) October 23, 2012
Vickie Guerrero leaves as AJ Lee stands in the ring laughing about the attack. AJ Lee regains her composure then does her final skip as RAW General Manager.
We have not seen the last of AJ. LightItUpLightItUpLightItUp
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Match 04: The Miz vs. The Ryback
Ryback is like Leonardo in the new TMNT opener – jammin’ to his own theme.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 23, 2012
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Credit to nahima20 |
“READ ME MORE” – Ryback during story time in kindergarten.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
“Ryback comes into your living room.” Please no. He’s just gonna raid my fridge and then Shell Shock it.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
“CREED. NO, MORE” – No one likes Creed, including Ryback.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
Ryback has constant munchies because he ate Rob Van Dam. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 23, 2012
Winner: The Ryback
Man no one wants to let Miz look like a winner huh?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
I guess it’s “Give Miz a concussion” Month in the WWE
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
The Miz got ZERO offense in that match. #wwe #Raw #buried
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 23, 2012
Why doesn’t Ryback just chant. BE. A. STAR. ?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Backstage: The Handsome Eve Torres is on the phone running down AJ Lee, saying that she’s heard about AJ fraternizing with the likes of CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Kane, Zack Ryder even Primo. Eve calls AJ Lee unprofessional as Kaitlyn walks up. Eve tells the person she will call them back.
Primo! NXT reference.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 23, 2012
“Primo of all people” no respect.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Kaitlyn asks The Handsome Eve Torres out on saying AJ Lee’s unprofessional, then brings up the attack from Night Of Champions. Eve tries to defend herself, but Kaitlyn shows Eve the pictures of the emails between Eve and Aksana. Kaitlyn says she got the e-mails from Eve’s iPad. Eve is appalled Kaitlyn went through things then tells Kaitlyn that she is telling Booker T about this invasion of privacy. Kaitlyn tells Eve to stop the nice girl act and that Eve is still the same conniving witch that she’s always been.
Witch, the pg bitch.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
The Handsome Eve Torres slaps Kaitlyn. The two get into a catfight in catering. Layla tries to break them up but Eve pushes Layla. Layla responds with an “Are You Serious” then attacks Eve as well. Kaitlyn and Layla continue to attack Eve until the referees separate them.
THEY KNOCKED DOWN THE SMUCKERS UNCRUSTABLES! 😦 #RAW
— Carlos E. Queso’s (@WellYoureWrong) October 23, 2012
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! #Forearm!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 23, 2012
When did RAW become Love and Hip Hop?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Backstage: Josh Mathews promotes a Sheamus WWE Brawling Buddy then says a terrible pun to introduce Sheamus. Sheamus plays with the Brawling Buddy and says to keep it out of the sun because it burns easily. Mathews asks Sheamus about his Champion vs. Champion Lumberjack match against CM Punk. Sheamus says he loves Champion vs. Champion plus the lumberjacks add chaos and unpredictability.
Does the Sheamus Brawlin’ Buddy sing Hava Nagila when you squeeze it? #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 23, 2012
Josh Mathews asks Sheamus if the lumberjack match will have a negative impact on his match against the Big Show this Sunday. As Sheamus speaks, the Big Show interrupts him. Sheamus puts the Brawlin Buddy in Big Show’s face. Big Show WMD’s the Brawlin’ Buddy, tells Sheamus to get serious then leaves.
Big Show’s mad he doesn’t have a Brawlin Buddy.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Match 05: Daniel Bryan vs. Dolph Ziggler
Hey, America. Ziggler vs Bryan is on.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 23, 2012
Careful, that grown man’s mother might complain about Daniel Bryan tearing up her son’s sign. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 23, 2012
Dolph Ziggler’s hair looks small daisies growing out of fresh dirt.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
If Daniel Bryan and Dolph Ziggler are wrestling because of the debate, then I want a debate every night.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Ziggler vs. Bryan. No Matter the Victor, America Wins #RAWisDebate
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
I’m liking this match. Ziggs/Bryan.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
*EXPLOSION!*
Kane makes his way down to the ring to encourage his tag partner, Daniel Bryan.
Big Brother Kane supports his lil brother, Daniel Bryan.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
@keepitfivestar He can’t even sneak in late after curfew. Explosions when he comes in the house.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
A Wild Starman Appears!
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Courtesy of Jerry Sorrentino |
And Starman Has Just Appeared! Is Starman Moderating The Debates? #DebateIsRAW
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
Guy in full Starman costume sitting across from hard cam.WWE security is trying to decide whether to toss him.PWS must love this.
— Mike Johnson (@MikePWInsider) October 23, 2012
An audible “We Want Starman” chant breaks out.
WAAAAIT! Is that a “WE WANT STAR MAN” chant?! @starmanpws @prowresyndicate #WWE #Raw
— Markin’ Out (@MarkinOut) October 23, 2012
@prowresyndicate Yes I just saw @starmanpws at #Raw. It was short lived but still an awesome sighting.
— Mike Dennis (@MikeDennisWHPH) October 23, 2012
Breaking News: @starmanpws was just kicked out of the Izod Center.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Apparently the WWE hates old NES games…Poor Starman
— seth abraham (@Envoy000) October 23, 2012
Back to the match:
Kane accidentally distracts Daniel Bryan causing Dolph Ziggler to hit the Zig Zag for the win.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
Post-Match, Daniel Bryan and Kane argue until Matt Striker interrupts them and informs them that Vickie Guerrero wants them to stay in the ring because they’re about to compete in a Theraputic Game Show. Matt Striker tells Team Hell No that Vickie Guerrero has made him the host for the firstever NewlyTag Game against Rhodes Scholars.
Vickie…this isn’t telemundo. Nobody wants to see a game show.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
The NewlyTag Game Sounds Like One of the Leftover Ideas from NXT: The Neverending Season
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
The NewlyTag Game:
Matt Striker says that the NewlyTag Game is for tag team partners to get to know each other. Matt Striker is about to introduce them, but Kane says they’ve already met. Striker tells Team Hell No to introduce themselves. Daniel Bryan says his name is Daniel, he is a former World Heavyweight Champion, he does not have a goatface, he is the World’s Toughest Vegan and more important than anything else, HE IS THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
“What is the world’s toughest vegan anyway?!”
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Kane says his name is Kane, he’s a scorpio, he enjoys long walks on the beach, rainbows and puppies. Matt Striker asks seriously and Kane says “HELL NO!” Daniel Bryan and Kane argue over Kane’s love of rainbows until Rhodes Scholars’ theme hits and Matt Striker introduces them.
Daniel Bryan, Kane and two empty chairs. It’s Team Hell No vs. Little Jimmy and Invisible Obama.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Damien Sandow asks how dare they ask Rhodes Scholars to participate in such facetious tom foolery. Sandow says what’s going on in this ring is the very putrification of our society that Rhodes Scholars is trying so diligently to eradicate, and they will not be abetting such foolishness. Cody responds with a simple, “What he said” then says that they are going to beat Team Hell No for the Tag Team Championship. Sandow says “Your Welcome” then leaves.
I swoon over a good, extensive vocabulary. @thedamiensandow
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 23, 2012
Kane calls Matt Striker’s game show a bust, but Matt Striker tries to get the crowd to give Daniel Bryan and Kane a hand for winning the match. Daniel Bryan has an over the top celebration, chanting “WINNER! WINNER! WINNER!”
Someone must now photoshop DBry as the NES Wrestling game dude, put it on a shirt with “WINNER, WINNER, WINNER” & I’ll buy it
— WrestlingHipster (@WrestlingHipstr) October 23, 2012
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8-Bit Daniel Bryan courtesy of redbubble |
Kane almost attacks Matt Striker but Striker leaves the ring and rushes to the ramp. Striker says he really wishes he could wish Bryan and Kane luck this Sunday, but he doesn’t. Striker bumps into Big Show who chucks him across the ramp like a bowling ball.
Matt Striker’s heel turn…I think.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Why, Big Show? Why you gotta be such a dick?
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 23, 2012
That’s what Striker gets for being a douche. lol #raw
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 23, 2012
Match 06: Big Show vs. Kane (AGAIN)
We went from Daniels Bryan vs. Dolph Ziggler (The match people wanted to see) to Big Show vs. Kane (The match no one wants to see)
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
For every DB vs Ziggler we get 3 Kane vs Big Show
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Rhodes Scholars distracts Kane allowing Big Show to knock Kane out.
Winner: Big Show
Kane and Bryan team up and lose all ability to win singles matches.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 23, 2012
Post-Match, Rhodes Scholars jumps Daniel Bryan then lays him out right next to Kane.
@keepitfivestar it would take him too long to get to the ring….they would be doomed in his 27 minute entrance.
— Brandi B (@MamaB83) October 23, 2012
Backstage: Santino Marella tries to console AJ Lee, but it’s no use since it’s Santino Marella. John Cena walks up and Santino leaves. Cena tells AJ if there’s anything he can do for her, let him know. AJ tells Cena that she knows there’s a million things she could’ve been fired for, but not for this. AJ gets upset about the fraternizing and affair comments. Cena tells AJ to give her a name, so he can get that person’s side of the story. AJ cuts Cena off in the middle of one of his Cena rants and tells him that the Superstar she had an “affair” with was him.
@keepitfivestar If we all jump Cena, he can’t possibly take the entire internet.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 23, 2012
AJ Lee says she resigned because she didn’t want to drag John Cena’s name into it. Cena remembers the business dinner he had with AJ and says they were “business friends.”
“Business dinner.” Is that what you call it Cena?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Theres no such thing as having a Business dinner at IN N Out Burger, Cena. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 23, 2012
“AJ Lee says she thinks Vickie Guerrero is the one that did this then apologizes to Cena then starts crying. Cena hugs her then tells AJ Lee that he’s not to worry and that he’ll take care of it.
JOHN CENA IS ON THE CASE
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
John Cena can’t let Anyone Have Anything! He Took Pink From Dolph Ziggler and now He’s Taking AJ from Us? For Shame, Cena!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
John Cena hugs AJ Lee as Zack Ryder stands there holding flowers with butt hurt feelings.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
A ReyFearsPsychosis Parody:
Backstage: John Cena confronts Mr. McMahon about Vickie Guerrero’s rumors about AJ Lee. McMahon says it’s not the time, but Cena wants to know what happened. McMahon says that there was some incriminating evidence. Cena says that it was a business dinner and asks Mr. McMahon if he ever had a business dinner.
You don’t want to compare your business dinner with a Vince McMahon business dinner – that’d get you in more trouble. #BearSkinRug
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 23, 2012
@davidherro someone check Eve’s iPad!
— Eric Miller (@Milldog311) October 23, 2012
Mr. McMahon says that if it wasn’t this, it’d be something else and that AJ Lee was on probation. It was a matter of time. Cena asks about Vickie Guerrero and McMahon says that this is an interim thing and Vickie is a Managing Supervisor, and he doesn’t even know what that means! McMahon tells Cena “it is what it is” then gets in his limo and leaves.
Even Vince doesn’t know what the hell that means.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
So… I’m having weird Mickie James flashbacks. Next thing you know Cena will be returning AJ’s Nintendo themed underwear.
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 23, 2012
So What if AJ was on Probation. Teddy Long Was On Probation for Years While Running Smackdown! Still is…
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
Match 07: Alberto Del Rio vs. Zack Ryder
Del Rio, stop wasting scarfs. There are people out here with cold necks. #BeAStar
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
Zack Ryder has stopped listening to the radio because hes afraid it will call him a jobber. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 23, 2012
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
Thanks for comin, Ryder…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Post-Match, Del Rio gets on the mic then calls Zack Ryder, Randy asking him if he liked that. Del Rio says this Sunday at Hell In A Cell, he’s going to cut the head off of the snake and be the new Apex Predator. Del Rio locks Ryder I nthe Cross Armbreaker again while screaming “TAP RANDY!” while RicRod shouts “Alberto Del Rio!!” several times.
“You like that, Randy?” – Del Rio”My name’s Ryder, bro! *Gets put on an armbar* >.< " – Ryder
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Zack Ryder didn’t understand what Alberto Del Rio was Screaming At Him. Ryder only Speaks Twitter, YouTube and Tout.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
#ALBERTODELRIO #ALBERTODELRIO #ALBERTODELRIO #ALBERTODELRIO
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 23, 2012
Backstage: Vickie Guerrero is ordering staff to take all of AJ Lee’s stuff out of the GM office. John Cena barges in and tells the staff to leave. Vickie Guerrero asks Cena if she can help him and Cena tells her to cut the crap because she knows what she did. Vickie reminds Cena that she’s the “Managing Supervisor.” Cena calls her a “Backstabbing Liar” just to be polite. Cena scolds Vickie for costing AJ Lee her job, but Vickie tells him that perception is reality, and that the reality is Cena asked AJ out on a date on RAW, AJ got what she deserved and Cena “costed” AJ her job.
Did Vickie just say “costed?”
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 23, 2012
@yourboydrew It’s hard ot defend Vance Archer with that tramp stamp.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 23, 2012
Backstage: Josh Mathews has an interview with Dolph Ziggler and asks him about his victory against Daniel Bryan. Ziggler says he is then brings up the AJ Lee incident. Ziggler says that AJ can’t put her hands on Vickie Guerrero or fraternize with WWE Superstars. Ziggler says that there’s only one person to blame for this and it’s John Cena. Ziggler says that you’d think that AJ would have better taste.
Wait. So is AJ now Claire Lynch and Cena AJ Styles?
#Raw
— Tenechia(@WWEsAngel_Nef) October 23, 2012
Cena is the sun. He is the center of the WWE Universe. RT @kickstunner I LOVE how this ended up revolving around Cena
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
John Cena’s penis ruins lives. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 23, 2012
Recaps on Caps on Caps: The Ryback destroying everyone in the WWE.
Mr. Potato Head is running through everyone in WWE.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 23, 2012
I think Ryback ate some of CM Punk’s hairline. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 23, 2012
Backstage: CM Punk and Paul Heyman are watching The Ryback’s video package. Heyman tells Punk not to let that get into his head. Punk argues that Ryback isn’t getting to his head. Punk mentions being disrespected by being put in a lumberjack match against Sheamus. Punk says it’s been 2 hours and he already misses AJ. Paul Heyman gives CM Punk a pep talk and reassures him that he’s the Best In The World.
“It’s already been a couple hours and I’m already missing AJ” – CM Punk providing Fanfic fodder for the Punk/AJ shippers.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Match 08: CM Punk vs. Sheamus (World’s Largest Lumberjack Match)
More important than champion vs champion? More people surrounding the ring.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 23, 2012
I feel this lumber jack was made to remind Us/Vince who still works for WWE.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
I like how Heath & The Heathens (I’m not calling them 3MB) are out here all dressed in their duds.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) October 23, 2012
Basically the whole NXT season 1-4 roster is out there.
— C Word (@Team_Cole) October 23, 2012
Breaking News: I’ve spotted JTG!
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) October 23, 2012
Tonight is the night, holy crap it’s Mason Ryan I cannot believe my eyes, tonight is the night.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) October 23, 2012
@prettyheartless so has his career.
— Donatello (@Osito1034) October 23, 2012
I wished the heels and the faces were mixed. This is racism.
— little miss rainbow (@RitaHepburn) October 23, 2012
@yourboydrew She is a Lady! It was a Business Dinner! How Dare You!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012
Big Show with the “I’m lonely, nobody likes me” walk.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
#ScumbagSheamus
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Punk is so channeling his inner Lala from Teletubbies. That bitch was a heel for sure!
— little miss rainbow (@RitaHepburn) October 23, 2012
Why is Tensai standing between Primo and Epico? Is there tension between the Colons?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
A portion of Titus O’ Neal’s head is sticking out through his snapback hat. My dude is bald though. #FATHEAD
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
With that hat on, Titus O’Neill looks like the last pick in the draft.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
Big Show is so sensitive to the number 45.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) October 23, 2012
@yourboydrew Emominous.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 23, 2012
That’s some nice lumberjackin, JTG.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
CM Punk is playing out a WWE 12 online match with how much he’s going to the top.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) October 23, 2012
@becuzwrestling I think we need a Triple Threat Submission Match.
— JGabriel’s Wolf Pup (@JGabesWolfPup) October 23, 2012
Sheamus goes for the Brogue Kick but Antoino Cesaro comes in and gets kicked. Followed by Mahal. Big Show chokeslams Sheamus allowing CM Punk to get the pin.
Winner: CM Punk
Post-match, The Ryback’s music hits and Ryback comes down to the ring. Punk tries to leave but the lumberjacks bring him back in.
Ryback is late for the lumberjack match
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 23, 2012
After 20 minutes I notice the guy in the middle of the screen is Mason Ryan. #wwe :#raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 23, 2012
Just think it could have been Mason Ryan in Ryback’s shoes for that push.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 23, 2012
The Ryback decimates CM Punk. Punk tries to leave, but the lumberjacks keep bringing throwing him back in the ring.
STOP throwing him back the ring, THE MATCH IS OVER! #ScumbagLumberjacks
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 23, 2012
Kofi threw CM Punk back in the ring with Ryback. I thought they were friends, man! #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 23, 2012
That powerbomb could only be done in WWE video games. Kudos to you Ryback.
— Donatello (@Osito1034) October 23, 2012
The Ryback tosses CM Punk onto the heel lumberjacks. RAW ends with The Ryback chanting “FEED ME MORE!” while CM Punk cowers in fear.
So That Happened:
Ziggler vs Bryan was good. #MyRawRecap
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 23, 2012
As expected Dolph/Bryan would be the height of the show.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) October 23, 2012
If You Heard the Chants for Savage, Hogan and Flair, It wad Because People in the Crowd Were in Costume. WM29’s Gonna Be Fun in New Jersey!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 23, 2012