Paul Heyman comes out to the ring. Heyman talks about CM Punk’s successful victory.
Happy new year, Paul #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
It’s In Heyman’s Contract that He Gets to Come Out to the Theme of Every Person He Aligns With. It’s called the “Dangerous Alliance” Clause.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Paul Heyman talks about the controversial ending of Night Of Champions then invites Chad Patton out to make a statement. Patton says he made the right decision.
“This official has never been involved in controversy before” Yes he has. Chad Patton fought Chris Jericho once. #PattonProblems
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
I love the ref’s music. #Raw
— Mr.Jones (@Batman_Infinite) September 18, 2012
If CM Punk comes out and to tell Chad Patton “Good Job,” I Might Lose It.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
If Jack Fucking Doan was your referee.. There would be no DRAW #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
Paul Heyman shows video footage of the ending from a fan cam, then says that CM Punk is the winner and that Punk is worthy of our respect.
ILLEGAL CELL PHONE VID-JAH #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
At CM Punk’s 64th week of being the WWE Champ, for some reason the Ultimate Warrior will beat him in 35 seconds #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
Controversy? I think the ending of that match is embroiled in incompetency (of doing a bridge).
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 18, 2012
Discredit This Footage! You Don’t Rotate the Camera! Stu Wouldn’t Do That. #StayInLandscape
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Heyman gets interrupted by John Cena. Cena tells Heyman to shut up and says Patton made the right call before the “Cena Sucks” chants. John Cena says he spoke with Patton about the finish and that it was like ending the Superbowl. Cena asks Heyman if he honestly thinks CM Punk earned respect after that finish.
How am I supposed to insult a man wearing head to toe cancer stuff? #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 18, 2012
“They Know My Technical Skills. I Can’t Even Turn On My Phone” or Execute a German Suplex, John.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Thankfully the championship stayed with the dude who actually knows how to do a bridge. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 18, 2012
John Cena says that respect is earned by beating someone, not by draws or sneak attacks, and that respect means to be able to hold your head up high after making a decision. Cena says Chad Patton made the right call but he wants to find who the true winner would be in a match with CM Punk tonight.
Cena forgot one: “RESPECT is a Song By Otis Redding / Aretha Franklin.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Paul Heyman tells John Cena that CM Punk will say his response, but Heyman already knows the answer because he’s the “Voice of the Voice of the Voiceless.” Before John Cena speaks again, Alberto Del Rio’s music hits.
ADR for the save!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 18, 2012
Alberto Del Rio comes out to complain about the Brogue Kick and not having a fair shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. As Del Rio and Cena argue, AJ Lee interrupts them and skips around the ring.
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#Thatawkwardmomentwhen AJ Lee skips around in an attempt to kill awkward moments.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
AJ is wearing less every week. It’s like she’s in a never ending game of ECW Strip Poker.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) September 18, 2012
AJ Lee makes a Super Tag Team Match. John Cena and Sheamus vs. CM Punk and Alberto Del Rio. And the winners, will their get their #1 contendership proposal considered.
That’s just a tag team match. Nothing super about it.
— Yachter Otter (@TimExiled) September 18, 2012
A Super Main Event? Punk/Sheamus v. ADR/Cena. That will be SUPER Effective.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
AJ Lee makes a Tag Team Match. First Handsome Eve Torres upstages Teddy Long as assistant. Now AJ Lee upstages him with Tag Team Matches.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Michael Cole announces that Jerry Lawler’s going back to Memphis. Jim Ross and JBL comes out to do commentary.
So… I get JBL AND JR? Dear god, it’s like WWE is in my head. #RAW
— Linda (@LMitch87) September 18, 2012
JR and JR’s goatee!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 18, 2012
I’m loving this commentary team. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 18, 2012
JR Just Gave Michael Cole the Seal of Approval. That’s As Good As A Case of BBQ Sauce.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
They’re going to have to pull over the Spanish Announce table just to accommodate all those hats.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 18, 2012
Jim Ross, JBL and Michael: The 3 Man Booth. Coincidence? Nope!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Match 01: Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara vs. Primo and Epico
Thank god the luchas are here to fill up the first hour, just like the good old days.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 18, 2012
Rey Mysterio Keeps Covering Himself in Question Marks Because He’s Only Halfway Through Arkham City.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Winter Wonderland Sin Cara
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 18, 2012
Sin Cara doesn’t need to be mentored by Rey Mysterio, he already knows how to get inured. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 18, 2012
The 619 is in Stereo but is it in SAP?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Winners: Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara
Oh wow. 619 and Swanton Bomb. That’s cool. You know what’s cooler than that? Epico’s ROLLING BACK SUPLEXES! #PushPrimoandEpico
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
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If you think Sin Cara’s swanton is awesome, wait ’til you hear his poetry and see his old backyard wrestling videos from NC #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 18, 2012
Post match, The Primetime Players attack attack Rey and Sin Cara.
Tag teams!
— Yachter Otter (@TimExiled) September 18, 2012
We Have Enough Tag Teams for a Gauntlet Match, Now. Please Let That Happen …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
The Primetime Players declare that since their title shot was taken away from them, they’re taking everything.
Is Titus O’Neil Talking or Barking? I Can’t Tell the Difference.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
“Ain’t nobody gonna take any wang from us.” – Darren Young. Did Darren Young just announce the Primetime Players are now celibate?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Match 02: Beth Phoenix vs Handsome Eve Torres (Layla on commentary)
Layla complains about Eve’s character traits.
Sorry Layla but this is the USA Network: “Characters Welcome”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
JBL goes back and forth with Layla.
JBL pretty much telling Layla to “sack up”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Winner: Handsome Eve Torres
Beth Phoenix’s long running feud with the roll up continues.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Post-match, Handsome Eve Torres and Layla stare down.
Match 03: Brodus Clay vs Heath Slater (with Antonio Cesaro on commentary)
#VeryEuropean…commentary! #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
Cameron Funkadactyl makes her return.
SOMEBODY BAILED OUT CAMERON! SOMEBODY BAILED OUT CAMERON!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Hey! The Funkadactyls! I Think Cameron Is Doing a New Move: The Jailhouse Rock.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HEATH SLATER #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
What Will Aksana Turn Into a Chair Today?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Winner: Brodus Clay
Post-match, Brodus Clay dances with the kids. Jim Ross says Brodus is making a memory for these kids.
“You want a memory? Win a championship.” – JBL being awesome.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
MizTV with Special Guest Booker T:
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I want to know what is so dangerous about Miz being awesome and us being not. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 18, 2012
I wonder if MizTV is sponsored by Subway.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
The Miz hypes MizTV claiming that it’s better than Piper’s Pit, The Cutting Edge and The Highlight Reel.
No love for Adrian Adonis’ Flower Shop, Miz? Fuck you #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
The Miz brings out his special guest: Booker T.
It’s the AWESOME Time Hour Featuring The AWESOME Intercontinental Champion The AWESOME Miz. AWESOME Special Guest: Booker T
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Booker T is the guest on MizTV. I thought he was going to be a guest on BET (Brodus Entertainment Television.)
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
But does MizTV have music videos and RW/RR challenges? #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 18, 2012
Miz asks what Booker T has against him, and calls out Booker T on the Brogue Kick decision and the Fatal 4-Way match. Miz says Booker T wants back in the spotlight. Booker T says that The Miz should get a new guest and brings out The Ryback!
Ryback is Going to Pull a George “The Animal” Steele and Eat the Couches! Feed Him More!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Ryback’s biggest challenge yet: Ryback vs. Rent-A-Center
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Ryback destroys The Miz’s set.
NO RYBACK, NOW MIZ CAN’T GET HIS DEPOSIT BACK AT RENT A CENTER#RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
Fuck yo couch, Miz! #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 18, 2012
FUCK YO COUCH MIZ FUCK YO COUCH
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 18, 2012
Man, Rent-A-Center is Not Going to Be Happy About This. Also, They Used Hulk Hogan’s Employee Discount!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Backstage: CM Punk is talking with Paul Heyman. Josh Mathews says asks Del Rio’s opinion on teaming with Punk. Punk calls Mathews an idiot then says he walked in and out of Night Of Champions the WWE Champion and wonders what he has to do to get respect.
If they started selling that plain grey hoodie on WWEshop.com, they’d make a zillion dollars.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 18, 2012
WHEN CAN I BUY CM PUNK’S HOODIE ON WWESHOP OMG
— Tom (@TomQWood) September 18, 2012
Match 04: Santino Marella vs. Dolph Ziggler
#ZiggleWiggle #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
Dolph Ziggler: From The Viper to the Snake Sock Puppet. Time to Rebuild, Ziggles.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Dolph Ziggler can make The Cobra look like a freaking 3 headed dragon. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
Santino Marella is obsessed with his socks like a 12yr. old that just learned how to fap.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Post-match, Vickie Guerrero shoves the sock in Santino’s Mouth
Vickie Stuffed the Sock In Santino’s Mouth. That’s Awesome. Vintage Heel Tactics.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Match 05: Wade Barrett vs. Justin Gabriel
Wade Barrett vs. Justin Gabriel. NEXUS MATCH!!!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Nexus never Fogexus #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
Week 12 of the Nexus on Nexus violence.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 18, 2012
I like Justin Gabriel’s Ginyu Force Pose into a Tennis Player entrance taunts
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
So Does the Winner of This Match Get New Theme Music? #NXTSeason1
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Haha. Nexus chants. No one cares about The Corre.
— Yachter Otter (@TimExiled) September 18, 2012
It’s the return of a British man using the Power of The Punch
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
Winner: Wade Barrett
Well… it was nice to see Justin Gabriel. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 18, 2012
Ryback, Daniel Bryan, Wade Barrett, John Cena, and CM Punk. The Nexus alumni are sick. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
Wade Barrett’s open for business and wants people to “Sample” the product. Is Prostitution his new gimmick?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Wait Sample the Product…Michael Tarver was the product…uhhhh.. #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
Justin Gabriel “sampled the product” Barriel shippers love this. Slabriel shippers, not so much. Tarviel shippers gave up a long time ago.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
So We Had Puerto Rico v. Mexico and England v. South Africa. Is This the WWE or The World Cup?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Backstage: R-Truth and Little Jimmy celebrate birthday. Kofi Kingston comes in and asks what’s going on. R-Truth says it’s Subway’s birthday. Jared From Subway returns to RAW.
I like how his name is Jared From Subway.
— Yachter Otter (@TimExiled) September 18, 2012
Jared From Subway is here. I wonder if CM Punk is gonna call him out on the disrespect from a couple of years ago.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Looks like catering backstage is sorted tonight.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 18, 2012
Jared From Subway gives them free sandwiches. R-Truth asks for one for Little Jimmy and gets an extra one.
Jared from Subway is Trying to Give Kofi and R-Truth the Itis. Giving Them Turkey before Their Match? C’mon, Jared!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Damien Sandow recommends “The Damien Sandow” Sub, but gets a Meatball Marinara. Zack Ryder recommends the “Woo Woo Woo” Sub but gets an Italian BMT. The Ryback shows up asking to be fed more and takes two subs.
Sandow! Now I’m happy.
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
You wait ’til you only get one sandwich, THEN you say “feed me more”, Ryback. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 18, 2012
Jack Swagger should return and present the “Swaggie” to Jared From Subway
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Jared from Subway should be put in the WWE HOF some day. great dude.#wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
Backstage: Sheamus and John Cena go over strategy for tonight’s match. Rather than be helpful, Sheamus goes on a tangent about Jewish New Year, Mexico, Having Pints and other random jokes that he hopes to put in his Late Night Talk Show monologue someday.
So Sheamus is just trying to earn cheap pops by naming everything he can think of? #ScumbagSheamus
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Stop Using Hyperbole, Sheamus. You Didn’t Kick Alberto Del Rio’s Head Off. It’s Still Intact. He Doesn’t Even Have a Neckbrace On!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Match 06: Daniel Bryan and Kane vs. Kofi Kingston and R-Truth
Turn Heel Kofi Turn Heel Kofi Turn Heel Kofi Turn Heel Kofi. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
Kofi’s constant color changes must be a nightmare for WWE game devs.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 18, 2012
R-Truth is Why They Lost Last Night. White Pants? AFTER Labor Day?!? Fashion Faux-Pas = Loss.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
3MB Social Media Ambassador for this week’s RAW Recap:
You’re not supposed to wear white after labor day @ronkillings. Or white denim.. Ever
— Kaitlyn (@KaitlynWWE) September 18, 2012
Back to the match:
Ever since Kane said that he was going to Disneyland the place has been a ghost town. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
#WeWantHarold
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 18, 2012
For Halloween, I Want The WWE to Reveal that Evan Bourne Has Been Cosplaying as Lil’ Jimmy All This Time.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Poor Kofi! I Think Kane Knocked Out a Dread!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Daniel Bryan tries to tag himself in but Kane catches him. Daniel Bryan pulls the rope down on Kane’s throat allowing R-Truth to hit his finisher. Daniel Bryan breaks up the pin. Kane hits the Chokeslam on R-Truth. Daniel Bryan tags himself in and puts the LeBelle Lock in.
Winners: Daniel Bryan and Kane
Kofi Wouldn’t Have Tapped. That’s All I’m Saying.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Kofi Kingston just showed his disappointment like a manager in #WWE12
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Post-Match, Daniel Bryan and Kane argue about being Tag Team Champions
#ImTheTagTeamChampions
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 18, 2012
I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
I am The Tag Team Champions x INFINITY! #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
No, Daniel and Kane. Kurt Angle is the Tag Team Champions. Because Wrestling Is Not A Team Sport.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
This is just like how Kane and Taker used to argue as kids, except those arguments always ended in arson. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 18, 2012
I Can’t Wait for the Daniel Bryan / Kane 2-Pack Action Figures with Real Hugging Action. #InstantBuy
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Match 07: Randy Orton vs. Tensai
The Roommate: “Oh, Randy Orton and his dead lizard eyes.”
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 18, 2012
Love the girl in the front row who was either about to have an orgasm or was sad she heard tensai’s music… #HeadTilt
— Linda (@LMitch87) September 18, 2012
LOL that girl sighed when Tensai’s music hit. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 18, 2012
Lmao at the girl who made a groan on camera when Tensai’s music hit.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) September 18, 2012
#HotBridgeportGirl either sighed because Tensai came out or because her ovaries exploded at the sight of Randy Orton.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
JBL’s teaching me new words. What’s a “NewJapan?” Is That From WWE13?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Flipping people off, swearing, Randy Orton must think he traveled back in time to the Attitude Era. Save it for #WWE13 , Randy….
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Orton cant stop swearing. I think he lied about his IED being a lie. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
Anyone know who #HotBridgeportGirl is? Is she on Twitter? If so tell her to follow @keepitfivestar. I say funny wrestling things. #RAW
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
When You Rub the Writing off Tensai’s Forehead, It Changes The Meaning. It Started Off as “Destroyer.” Now It Means “California Roll.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
I think Randy Orton is paying fans to piss him off so he can justify his proposal for a heel turn.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Winner: Randy Orton
I love how the WWE director is like, “Holy crap! We actually have decent looking girls in the front row! Show them constantly!”
— Things Cole Says (@ThingsColeSays) September 18, 2012
Tensai is like Donkey Kong in that episode of ‘The Simpsons’. He’s just not a draw anymore. But then again was he ever a draw?
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 18, 2012
Orton looked really hurt at the end there. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
Backstage: CM Punk and Paul Heyman are talking, David Otunga walks up and hopes and says Del Rio hopes that CM Punk follows his lead. David Otunga and Paul Heyman go back and forth for their respective clients. CM Punk tells Del Rio he’s really looking forward to teaming with him tonight. Del Rio says it would be an honor. Heyman asks what the hell is that, and Punk says he doesn’t know.
#TravelCoffeeMug
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 18, 2012
CM Punk has been Champion for 303 Days? That’s Hulk Hogan’s Billed Weight! Everything Comes Back to Hogan (In His Mind).
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Match 08: Damien Sandow vs. Zack Ryder
Sandow comes out and says his favorite season is “Back To School” season. Sandow says that Slobberknocker is not a word, then goes through a few vocabulary words. “Temerity” “Ignoramus” and “Miscreants.”
Sandow happy that school starts only makes him heel to kids. To us adults, that makes him a face. We love when school starts for the kids.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 18, 2012
On the Heat Scale, Back To School Heat is the notch below X-Pac Heat.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 18, 2012
Damien Sandow loves Fall. Is he a mark for Pumpkin Spice Latte’s like everyone else?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Sandow needs a glass of Cognac
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
The WWE has an ignoramus at every corner? Is he talking about the cameramen?
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 18, 2012
“Slobberknocker Is Not a Word.” It’s a Way of Life, Damien Sandow.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Slobber Knocker is two words, Mr. Sandow. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
Zack Ryder interrupts Sandow then says his own vocabulary words: “Shut” “Up” and “Now” then says that AJ Lee made a match between him and Sandow that starts right now. Match 08: Zack Ryder vs. Damien Sandow During the match, JBL goes on a tangent about vocabulary words, social media and Lady GaGa.
LOL, JBL! “What trade school did you go too?”
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 18, 2012
Jim Ross Just Talked About Lady Gaga. The World’s Gone Crazy. Bring Back the 70’s References!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
@yourboydrew “BAH GAWD IT’S GAGA”
— jenjenmichelle (@JenJenMichelle) September 18, 2012
JBL and Cole back and forths bring back memories.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 18, 2012
Can We Bring Back Tough Enough and Just Let JBL YELL At Everyone?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
I think JBL was Hank Hill in a past life.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Winner: Damien Sandow
Cartwheel?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 18, 2012
Damien Sandow does the cartwheel
woot
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 18, 2012
#VICTORYCARTWHEEL #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
The crowd clapped for Sandow’s cartwheel. Classy bunch. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
Match 09: Sheamus and John Cena vs Alberto Del Rio vs CM Punk
The One Thing Sheamus and John Cena Have In Common Is Their Unfunny Sense of Humor.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Cena tells his BFF, Stu the Cameraman, “It’s gettin late but come on walk with me. It’s time to go to work!” Stu can’t walk. He’s working!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK HONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOOOOOOONK HONKHONKHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 18, 2012
DYING at Paul Heyman’s running high five. I like him as Punk’s Manager. #rememberwhenManagersACTUALLYdidthings
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 18, 2012
When Cole repeats something Heyman said, does that make him the Voice of the Voice of the Voice of the Voiceless?
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 18, 2012
Are They Chanting “CM Punk” or “Cena Sucks?” Either way, They’re Not Talking about Sheamus or Alberto Del Rio …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
It would be hilarious if we come back from commercial and CM Punk is still holding up the belt. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
This did not happen….
And when we come back, CM PUNK IS UPSIDE DOWN…WHOOOAAOOOOOHH. #RAW
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
Monkeyflip by John Cena?!? You Mean He Had More in His Bag of Tricks From Last Night?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
During the match, the new, handsome referee is getting Social media attention:
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WWE got a new, young referee. He’s Hearthrob Ref AKA Skylar. No last name.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
@gkickperry Teen Ref, Tiger Ref, 3 Count Monthly. He’s everywhere
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
Really cute noob ref
— Melissa J ☮ (@MeliMelissax3) September 18, 2012
Damn yall girls are loving that ref right now.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 18, 2012
#HeartthrobRef is taking over. Good for you, Skylar. And good for you, ladies! Now you don’t have to lady-fap to Jack Doan or TNA’s Stiffler
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
New Ref got these girls swoonin’, with his Superman Jheri Curl in the front.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 18, 2012
Good to see Brad Maddox got off work at Footlocker in time to still show up for the main event at Raw. #WWE #RAW
— Stan Stansky (@stanstansky) September 18, 2012
Back to the wrestling:
For a Makeshift Tag Team, CM Punk and ADR had the Good Sense to Wear Matching Tights.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
@yourboydrew It’s Sweet Chin Mariachi.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 18, 2012
John Cena hits the Five Moves Of Doom.
Cena went back to his old moveset QUICK! He’s still discouraged from last night. #poorguy
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 18, 2012
CM Punk! You Know the Sequence! What You Can’t Block It 2 Days in a Row?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
John Cena hits the AA. Heartthrob Ref counts the three count, but CM Punk’s foot is on the ropes. Winners: John Cena and Sheamus Post-Match, CM Punk complains about his foot on the rope, but #HeartthrobRef didn’t see it.
Hey! #HeartthrobRef ! CM Punk’s foot was on the rope! I guess you couldn’t see that because you were too busy counting seductively.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
@littleboygrey It’s always the pretty ones.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
“1! 2! *adjust hair* 3!” – #HeartThrobRef
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 18, 2012
See, That’s What You Get! Unattractive Refs Catch the Rope Breaks.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
This replacement ref is terrible.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 18, 2012
Paul Heyman should throw his challenge flag. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
CM Punk continues to argue with the referee about his foot being on the ropes all the way to the back:
#MyFootWasOnTheRoooooopes
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 18, 2012
“My foot was on the ropes! My foot was on the ropes!” – CM Punk to the tune of Tom Green’s Bum Song.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
“My foot was on the SWEDISH! SWEDISH” – CM Punk
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 18, 2012
“My foot is all alone” RT @keepitfivestar: “My foot was on the SWEDISH! SWEDISH” – CM Punk
— TH, if you will (@tholzerman) September 18, 2012
This is Why the Hebners Are Great Refs. Sure, They’re Crooked But No One was Ever Distracted By Their Blue Steel.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
So, That Happened:
Looks like referee Brad Maddox is quite the hit with the ladies. lol
— Savage Opress (@WellYoureWrong) September 18, 2012
That ref looked jacked. He might be WWE champion soon. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
#WheresBigShow
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 18, 2012
@keepitfivestar And in his absence, nothing has been ruined #BigShowRuinsThings
— Chris (@Dusty_Knackers) September 18, 2012
LOL at Friday coming on after #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 18, 2012
How many times in my history of watching Raw has Friday came on afterwards?
— Yachter Otter (@TimExiled) September 18, 2012
Oh, This is the Mad Libs Version of Friday! We Have to Fill In the Bleeps.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 18, 2012
Stay tuned for So, That Happened: The Live-Tweeting of the movie Friday.
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