So That Happened: 09/17/12

Paul Heyman comes out to the ring. Heyman talks about CM Punk’s successful victory.

Paul Heyman talks about the controversial ending of Night Of Champions then invites Chad Patton out to make a statement. Patton says he made the right decision.

Paul Heyman shows video footage of the ending from a fan cam, then says that CM Punk is the winner and that Punk is worthy of our respect.

Heyman gets interrupted by John Cena. Cena tells Heyman to shut up and says Patton made the right call before the “Cena Sucks” chants. John Cena says he spoke with Patton about the finish and that it was like ending the Superbowl. Cena asks Heyman if he honestly thinks CM Punk earned respect after that finish.

John Cena says that respect is earned by beating someone, not by draws or sneak attacks, and that respect means to be able to hold your head up high after making a decision. Cena says Chad Patton made the right call but he wants to find who the true winner would be in a match with CM Punk tonight.

Paul Heyman tells John Cena that CM Punk will say his response, but Heyman already knows the answer because he’s the “Voice of the Voice of the Voiceless.” Before John Cena speaks again, Alberto Del Rio’s music hits.

Alberto Del Rio comes out to complain about the Brogue Kick and not having a fair shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. As Del Rio and Cena argue, AJ Lee interrupts them and skips around the ring.

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AJ Lee makes a Super Tag Team Match. John Cena and Sheamus vs. CM Punk and Alberto Del Rio. And the winners, will their get their #1 contendership proposal considered.

Michael Cole announces that Jerry Lawler’s going back to Memphis. Jim Ross and JBL comes out to do commentary.

Match 01: Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara vs. Primo and Epico

Winners: Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara

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Post match, The Primetime Players attack attack Rey and Sin Cara.

The Primetime Players declare that since their title shot was taken away from them, they’re taking everything.

Match 02: Beth Phoenix vs Handsome Eve Torres (Layla on commentary)

 Layla complains about Eve’s character traits.

JBL goes back and forth with Layla.

Winner: Handsome Eve Torres

Post-match, Handsome Eve Torres and Layla stare down.

Match 03: Brodus Clay vs Heath Slater (with Antonio Cesaro on commentary)

Cameron Funkadactyl makes her return.


Winner: Brodus Clay 

Post-match, Brodus Clay dances with the kids. Jim Ross says Brodus is making a memory for these kids.

MizTV with Special Guest Booker T:


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The Miz hypes MizTV claiming that it’s better than Piper’s Pit, The Cutting Edge and The Highlight Reel.

The Miz brings out his special guest: Booker T.

Miz asks what Booker T has against him, and calls out Booker T on the Brogue Kick decision and the Fatal 4-Way match. Miz says Booker T wants back in the spotlight. Booker T says that The Miz should get a new guest and brings out The Ryback!

Ryback destroys The Miz’s set.

Backstage: CM Punk is talking with Paul Heyman. Josh Mathews says asks Del Rio’s opinion on teaming with Punk. Punk calls Mathews an idiot then says he walked in and out of Night Of Champions the WWE Champion and wonders what he has to do to get respect.

Match 04: Santino Marella vs. Dolph Ziggler

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

Post-match, Vickie Guerrero shoves the sock in Santino’s Mouth

Match 05: Wade Barrett vs. Justin Gabriel

Winner: Wade Barrett

Backstage: R-Truth and Little Jimmy celebrate birthday. Kofi Kingston comes in and asks what’s going on. R-Truth says it’s Subway’s birthday. Jared From Subway returns to RAW.

Jared From Subway gives them free sandwiches. R-Truth asks for one for Little Jimmy and gets an extra one.

Damien Sandow recommends “The Damien Sandow” Sub, but gets a Meatball Marinara. Zack Ryder recommends the “Woo Woo Woo” Sub but gets an Italian BMT. The Ryback shows up asking to be fed more and takes two subs.

Backstage: Sheamus and John Cena go over strategy for tonight’s match. Rather than be helpful, Sheamus goes on a tangent about Jewish New Year, Mexico, Having Pints and other random jokes that he hopes to put in his Late Night Talk Show monologue someday.

Match 06: Daniel Bryan and Kane vs. Kofi Kingston and R-Truth

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Back to the match:

Daniel Bryan tries to tag himself in but Kane catches him. Daniel Bryan pulls the rope down on Kane’s throat allowing R-Truth to hit his finisher. Daniel Bryan breaks up the pin. Kane hits the Chokeslam on R-Truth. Daniel Bryan tags himself in and puts the LeBelle Lock in.

Winners: Daniel Bryan and Kane

Post-Match, Daniel Bryan and Kane argue about being Tag Team Champions

Match 07: Randy Orton vs. Tensai

Winner: Randy Orton

Backstage: CM Punk and Paul Heyman are talking, David Otunga walks up and hopes and says Del Rio hopes that CM Punk follows his lead. David Otunga and Paul Heyman go back and forth for their respective clients. CM Punk tells Del Rio he’s really looking forward to teaming with him tonight. Del Rio says it would be an honor. Heyman asks what the hell is that, and Punk says he doesn’t know.

Match 08: Damien Sandow vs. Zack Ryder

Sandow comes out and says his favorite season is “Back To School” season. Sandow says that Slobberknocker is not a word, then goes through a few vocabulary words. “Temerity” “Ignoramus” and “Miscreants.”

Zack Ryder interrupts Sandow then says his own vocabulary words: “Shut” “Up” and “Now” then says that AJ Lee made a match between him and Sandow that starts right now. Match 08: Zack Ryder vs. Damien Sandow During the match, JBL goes on a tangent about vocabulary words, social media and Lady GaGa.

Winner: Damien Sandow

Damien Sandow does the cartwheel

Match 09: Sheamus and John Cena vs Alberto Del Rio vs CM Punk

This did not happen….

During the match, the new, handsome referee is getting Social media attention:

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Back to the wrestling:

John Cena hits the Five Moves Of Doom.

John Cena hits the AA. Heartthrob Ref counts the three count, but CM Punk’s foot is on the ropes. Winners: John Cena and Sheamus Post-Match, CM Punk complains about his foot on the rope, but #HeartthrobRef didn’t see it.

CM Punk continues to argue with the referee about his foot being on the ropes all the way to the back:

So, That Happened:

Stay tuned for So, That Happened: The Live-Tweeting of the movie Friday.

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