So That Happened, 07/23/2012

Mr. McMahon comes out introduces RAW then introduces D-Generation X:

DX brings out X-Pac, Road Dogg and Billy Gunn.

Damien Sandow interrupts DX, knows he’s going to get beaten up, but tries to enlighten them anyway.

Shawn Michaels hits Sandow with Sweet Chin Music. Triple H Pedigrees Him:

 Jim Ross comes out to announce the next match.

Match 01: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and Sheamus vs. Chris Jericho, Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio

Dolph Ziggler attacks Chris Jericho costing his team the match.

Winners: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and Sheamus

Match 02: Brodus Clay vs. Jack Swagger

Brodus Clay does his usual routine then bring out Dude Love!

Winner: Brodus Clay



Backstage: Triple H and Trish Stratus go over yoga until DX interrupts.



Charlie Sheen Skype Session 01: Sheen jumps ship to Skype.

Backstage: AJ talks with Layla about the wedding. AJ says the WWE is mentally unstable. Not her. Cue Hacksaw Jim Duggan, R-Truth and Roddy Piper.

Mae Young’s Hand reveals that he’s all grown up!

The Wedding of Daniel Bryan and AJ:

AJ comes out next looking lovely as usual.

Reverend Slick does the ceremony.

AJ says “Yes” but not to Daniel Bryan but to a proposal made by someone else earlier. Cue Mr. McMahon!

Mr. McMahon reveals that he’s not marrying AJ, but that AJ is the new GM of RAW!

Daniel Bryan has a tantrum until he’s interrupted by CM Punk.

Daniel Bryan calls himself the Greatest Of All Time until he’s interrupted by The Rock!

The Rock insults Daniel Bryan calling him a Hobbit and making references to words, cool heard, slurred in 2000-3rd.

The Rock gets his WWE Title Shot at the Royal Rumble.

Match 03: Intercontinental Championship: The Miz vs. Christian
 (Special Ring Announcer: Bret Hart)

Winner and NEW Intercontinental Champion: The Miz

Charlie Sheen Skype Session #2: Sheen makes fun of Daniel Bryan

Triple H calls out Brock Lesnar:

Paul Heyman comes out and interrupts Triple H then insults Triple H’s children until Stephanie McMahon returns!

Brock Lesnar comes out and brawls with Triple H

Kofi Kingston Touts/Cena vs. Austin on WWE 12 and the new “Brawling Buddies”:

Match 04: Heath Slater vs. ???

Lita comes out and accepts Heath Slater’s open challenge!

Match 04: Heath Slater vs. Lita

Lita says she didn’t come alone and she brought protection:

Winner: Lita 

 Post-Match, Lita celebrates with Heath Slater’s #BeAStar Bullies

Backstage: Daniel Bryan calls out Charlie Sheen but all anyone can talk about is the guy interviewing
him….



Backstage: Zack Ryder talks with John Cena and Mean Gene about who was behind GTV until The Rock interrupts

Match 05: Kane vs. ???

Kane comes out and is interrupted by Jinder Mahal, Hunico, Camacho, Curt Hawkins, Tyler Reks and Drew McIntyre

Kane is surrounded until….

The Undertaker’s hood doesn’t want to come off.

The Brothers Of Destruction destroy the Jinder’s Job Squad

Winners: Brothers Of Destruction (And the fans)

Post-Match, The Undertaker and Kane celebrate BOD style.

Charlie Sheen Skype Session 03: Sheen responds to Daniel Bryan. Says he’ll meet Bryan next
time they’re in L.A.

Match 06: WWE Championship: John Cena vs. CM Punk

Big Show makes his way down to the ring:

Big Show knocks out John Cena and CM Punk decides what to do.

While Punk “sports enterains” with his moral dilemma, one fan decides to be “cool.

CM Punk decides to go for the pin:

Cena counters the GTS into the AA:

Big Show breaks up the pin causing CM Punk to get DQ’d.

Winner: John Cena (via DQ)

Post-Match, Big Show continues to attack John Cena while CM Punk watches on.

The Rock runs down to make the save.

CM Punk attacks The Rock as he does the People’s Elbow then hits Rock with the GTS!

So That Happened:

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