WOW! What a sequence. And No More Nickelback? RAW’s off to a great start!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
#RAW1000 will set a Second Record: Most Number of Twitter Accounts Being Simultaneously Twitter Jailed. Use Them Tweets Wisely, Folks!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Mr. McMahon comes out introduces RAW then introduces D-Generation X:
DX’s New Shirt: “One Night Only” on the front. “JKLOL” on the Back.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
DX brings out X-Pac, Road Dogg and Billy Gunn.
It’s Road Dogg! X-Pac and Dolph Ziggler Senior!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Dolph Ziggler, Look At Billy Gunn, Your Future. And Make Sure to Avoid It.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Where are X-Pac’s gloves? He should be wearing gloves… and a body condom.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
No wants to hug X-pac, You KNOW why,lol. I don’t need to say it.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Bring out Hologram Rick Rude!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
I like that the nursing home is having fun. #RIFMOS
— Zorp (@TimExiled) July 24, 2012
By the time they reach #RAW2000, Triple Will be Saying “Let’s Get Ready to Gum It”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Damien Sandow interrupts DX, knows he’s going to get beaten up, but tries to enlighten them anyway.
See? This Is Why Damien Sandow is the Intellectual Savior. He’s Tried to Avoid the Ass Kicking with Words.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Shawn Michaels hits Sandow with Sweet Chin Music. Triple H Pedigrees Him:
Man, That Was Supposed to a Satirical Ass Beatin’. DX only understands Mockery, Not Satire.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
What’s not to love about middle aged degenerates?? #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
Every time I see “DX” now, I just feel it’s Triple H and Michaels mid life crisis.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Jim Ross comes out to announce the next match.
Match 01: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and Sheamus vs. Chris Jericho, Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio
Got a boner for JR and immediately went flaccid for Rey Mysterio
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
What the hell is Rey Mysterio wearing? He looks like a rejected UNO Card.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara are out there to make Sheamus look Taller and Paler.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
epic heel team of epicness
— Nessa Francis (@nessquik_) July 24, 2012
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK HONK HONK HONKHONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
Y’know Sheamus, just cause your colors are red, white and green doesn’t make you a mexican.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
Also is Dolph the only American in this match?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
Bets people. Sin Cara botch or Rey Rey blowing out his knee again?
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) July 24, 2012
Sin Cara is on the Mr. Anderson Meter with me.. How can he hurt himself, stupidly… Same goes for Ron Mysterio #RAW1000
— F. Maxmillian Moon (@WellYoureWrong) July 24, 2012
I Really Hope Chris Jericho Debuts a New Hold Tonight. And I REALLY Hope It’s an Armbar. #RAW1000
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
@BecuzWrestling He Has Several Armbars. He’s Just That Good. The Armbar is the Canadian Hurrancanrana. Lots of Variations.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Mention Chris Jericho’s historic RAW moment. Bury it immediately by mentioning Triple H. #ScumbagWWE
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Dolph Ziggler attacks Chris Jericho costing his team the match.
Winners: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and Sheamus
Really? You couldn’t wait till AFTER the match, Dolph?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Ron Mysterio raises arms in Victory, out 4 months. #RAW
— F. Maxmillian Moon (@WellYoureWrong) July 24, 2012
At Least Now We Can Confirm that Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara are Two Separate People … with the Same Gimmick.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Match 02: Brodus Clay vs. Jack Swagger
LOL, Product Placement blocking out Jack Swagger entrance. Ah man, You are a cemented jobber, sir.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Brodus Clay does his usual routine then bring out Dude Love!
Hell yes! Please also bring Cactus Jack and Mankind.
— Linda (@MissPunkin24) July 24, 2012
Foley looking like an old out of place guy at the club. #INeedNewJokes
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
and wtf is Brodus Clay wearing?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
Winner: Brodus Clay
LOL of The Night goes to Jack Swagger.
— Zorp (@TimExiled) July 24, 2012
This Jack Swagger loss #BroughtToYouBySonic
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
Backstage: Triple H and Trish Stratus go over yoga until DX interrupts.
You saw her trying to escape RT @Miss_Dani_Baby: Don’t let him touch you Trish!! He’s infected!
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) July 24, 2012
Oh God! X-Pac touched Trish! Oh God! Get her tested!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
X-Pac is like a zombie. He’s gonna start the Hep C. apocalypse. They need to chain him to a pole, it’s too late for Trish, she has to die.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Well, that was Awkward. Better Trish Than DDP Though.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Charlie Sheen Skype Session 01: Sheen jumps ship to Skype.
In true Monday Night Wars fashion, Charlie Sheen left Twitter and joined Skype.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Not even via satellite, but via Skype. Hilarious.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
Backstage: AJ talks with Layla about the wedding. AJ says the WWE is mentally unstable. Not her. Cue Hacksaw Jim Duggan, R-Truth and Roddy Piper.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan and his flabby sides.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
See, the Difference is Piper’s Drunk. So Even R-Truth is Imaginary to Him.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
AJ just made fun of Little Jimmy. She’s the love of my life.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Mae Young’s Hand reveals that he’s all grown up!
OMG! IT WAS A MULATTO HAND!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
See, the Difference is, I’m Drunk. There’s No Way I Just Saw a FUCKING Hand-Baby.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Handrew should only be about 14 though, he looked older. #Raw1000
— Razor(@kickoutblog) July 24, 2012
I’m surprised Hornswoggle wasn’t revealed as Mae Young’s hand.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
The Wedding of Daniel Bryan and AJ:
Letting Twitter Decide Your Marriage? That Sounds Like Something FOX would do.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Bryan coming out here looking like one of those fancy hustlin hobos.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
Daniel Bryan wearing Vegan White. #wwe #raw1000
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
Ah yes, the traditional wedding march for the groom, “Ride of the Valkyries” played on electric guitar. #Raw1000
— Chris Sims (@theisb) July 24, 2012
If there was ONE time Daniel Bryan should’ve come out to the Final Countdown, it should’ve been here.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Slick is tall enough that he looks like he’s performing a wedding for children. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) July 24, 2012
@KeepItFiveStar I would take Deacon Batista though!
— Joe Von Axeman (@JoeVonAxeman) July 24, 2012
That can’t be Eric Bischoff again posing as the minister? If so… Bravo!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) July 24, 2012
AJ comes out next looking lovely as usual.
Light it up! aucb aicb aiyhcb hy Light it up! hdcbab cbiha ciuabs ci Light it up! shbcajbcahbckavc Light It Up!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Oh, AJ…. 😦 If you guys hear someone banging on the window screaming “AJ!!!” that’s me hitting the skybox.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Reverend Slick does the ceremony.
Rev. Slick, This is An Arena, Not Black Church. Tone It Down a Notch. Brother.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
LOL he legit turned this into a sermon.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
Slick for GM. #RIFMOS
— Zorp (@TimExiled) July 24, 2012
@KeepItFiveStar MRS. BOUVIEEEERRRR
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) July 24, 2012
I’m waiting for Reverend Slick to break out into the Otis Hook.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
AJ says “Yes” but not to Daniel Bryan but to a proposal made by someone else earlier. Cue Mr. McMahon!
AJ and Vince! #YES #YES #YES
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
#4WordsAfterABreakup I’m Going With Vince #RAW1000
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Mr. McMahon reveals that he’s not marrying AJ, but that AJ is the new GM of RAW!
AJ the new GM? Wow.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
#RussoSwerve
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
This whole situation is totally upside-down face. “@KeepItFiveStar: *Stewie Griffin voice* SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!”
— Joe Von Axeman (@JoeVonAxeman) July 24, 2012
She’s the tiniest boss in the world! #Raw1000
— ½ elphaba thropp (@RitaHepburn) July 24, 2012
AJ did what Eve tried to do. Only better.
— Donatello (@Osito1034) July 24, 2012
I’m Trying to Imagine AJ In a PowerSuit. But, You Know, With Skulls On It. It Works!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
In kayfabe this just proves Vince’s decision making skills are awful for hiring a crazy woman.
— Zorp (@TimExiled) July 24, 2012
I knew AJ couldn’t marry Daniel Bryan. That vegan-ism is hard pill to swallow. “Lentils Again!?, I want a fucking burger!”
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
I only wish Jack Swagger was here for Daniel Bryan to shoot kick his frustration out on. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) July 24, 2012
Raw will now be known as #MarvelMonday @WWEAJLee
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
1000 RAWs and Anything Can STILL Happen! #RAW1000
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
The winner of this segment was obviously Slick’s reaction and his departure.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
Daniel Bryan has a tantrum until he’s interrupted by CM Punk.
#WhiteMic
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
Gimme 15 minutes, @WWEDanielBryan. Let me go find a white dress real quick. #wwe #raw1000
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
I like that Daniel Bryan’s Microphone Matches His Suit. That’s Fashion Forward.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
CM Punk should just say “It’s not your fault” a couple times while Bryan breaks down into tears and they hug.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
It’s okay, Daniel Bryan. Now you can use “The Mosby” to try and pick up girls. Or “The Daniel Bryan.” #ThePlayBook
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Daniel Bryan calls himself the Greatest Of All Time until he’s interrupted by The Rock!
Daniel Bryan used the Heath Slater Jobber Magic Trick to bring out The Rock!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Was expecting a glass shatter but ok… Rock!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) July 24, 2012
The Rock Gets Shirts Like He Gets Movie Roles. They’re Used Once and then Shelved.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Glad to see The Rock back from Maternity Leave. …He was filming a new movie called “Maternity Leave” where he plays a pregnant woman.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
The Rock went from Zangief to Dhalsim.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Seriously is this a hologram? How does he look so much smaller and younger?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
Holy Crap did The Rock eat the poison Mushroom from Mario? The one that shrinks.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Also Rock is clean shaved. Now I know where JR got his goatee.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
@WellYoureWrong JR won the coin flip for the goatee
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
The Rock insults Daniel Bryan calling him a Hobbit and making references to words, cool heard, slurred in 2000-3rd.
LOL, CM Punk is in the back like “Meh”.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
CM Punk Just Shot the Camera a Look, Michael Scott Style. He’s Like, “Am I In a Sitcom. This Certainly Feels Written.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
I’d Weirdly Approve of the Rock Choking Out Daniel Bryan with his Tie. What Would They Do, Fire the Rock?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
The Rock gets his WWE Title Shot at the Royal Rumble.
CM Punk v. The Rock… I don’t know which part of my body would explode first. #wwe #raw1000
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
Did The Rock win an imaginary Money In The Bank that allows him to cash in at the Royal Rumble?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
The Rock getting a title shot is like the Grammy’s. If you actually show up, you win a prize. #wwe #raw1000
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
The Rock just cut the fucking line to the championship.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
He arrived… no satellite! RT @Miss_Dani_Baby: So what did The Rock do to be bestowed with such an honor?
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) July 24, 2012
The Rock Doesn’t need a championship match. Come on, You don’t WORK HERE! #youdontevenGOHERE #MeanGirls #RAW1000
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Lol. Punk’s Jim Face returns. #RIFMOS
— Zorp (@TimExiled) July 24, 2012
@KeepItFiveStar To Homer’s credit he does have one hell of a resume. #HomerHasHadLikeEveryJobEver
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
The Rock won some sort of church raffle I guess to get a WWE Title shot..
— F. Maxmillian Moon (@WellYoureWrong) July 24, 2012
Match 03: Intercontinental Championship: The Miz vs. Christian
(Special Ring Announcer: Bret Hart)
BRET!! It’s Hard To Tweet While Standing and Clapping! #ImMarkinOutBro
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Bret Hart biggin’ up his fellow Canadians.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
“and his opponent, the Miz.” HAHA! Nice One, Bret, MY BEST FRIEND.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Win of The Night goes to Bret Hart’s introduction for The Miz. #RIFMOS
— Zorp (@TimExiled) July 24, 2012
Miz? Wait, so you get kicked off the show to do a movie in a shitty franchise, lose TWO matches in a row and then get a title shot? lol
— Linda (@MissPunkin24) July 24, 2012
That slight but of fear washing over me that The Miz might win that beautiful belt. #RIFMOS
— Zorp (@TimExiled) July 24, 2012
Winner and NEW Intercontinental Champion: The Miz
NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION! MIZ IS THE NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!! Welcome to the Quadruple Crown Club, brother! Here’s some free Sonics
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Good Job Miz. New Look, New Title. Christian, Dye Your Hair Purple and You’ll Win the Belt Back.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Charlie Sheen Skype Session #2: Sheen makes fun of Daniel Bryan
This is Charlie Sheen’s First Time Using Skype. He’s Used to Chat Roulette.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
I appreciate your educated opinion greatly, Charlie Sheen because you are on the TVs. #RIFMOS
— Zorp (@TimExiled) July 24, 2012
Triple H calls out Brock Lesnar:
“And now for ME, to be by MYSELF because Triple H, ie. ME with DX, is different than Triple H, ME again, by MYSELF…..ME.” – Triple H
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
If Triple H can be serious for a moment.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) July 24, 2012
Gather around kids, time for Bork Laser to eloquently explain his situation #RAW1000
— F. Maxmillian Moon (@WellYoureWrong) July 24, 2012
Fun Fact: Brock Lesnar’s Theme Has Been Known To Scare Deer From Forests.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Paul Heyman comes out and interrupts Triple H then insults Triple H’s children until Stephanie McMahon returns!
WWWWOOOO! LOOK At Stephanie! #BlackDress
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Stephanie McMilf comin’ through! #wwe #raw1000
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
Paul Heyman, You Did It Now! You Brought Out the Lioness!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!! MAMA STEPHANIE’S COME TO PROTECT HER CUBS!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Yo, Stephanie and Triple H legit looks like Lions. That’s crazy. #powercouple
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Brock Lesnar comes out and brawls with Triple H
Brock still hasn’t changed his pants. #RAW1000
— F. Maxmillian Moon (@WellYoureWrong) July 24, 2012
Please stand on the ramp and do your taunt like a video game character before running in to save your manager, Brock. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) July 24, 2012
*Getting Steph out the ring* …*Sees Lesnar coming* I didn’t do it! Brock! It was Stepanie! I didn’t-*Gets tackleD* OH GOD!” – Triple H
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Triple H clotheslines Brock Lesnar out the ring as his long, luxurious blonde locks of hair flow in the breeze.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
I’d Rather See Heyman V. Stephanie than Brock v. Triple H.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
I am all for this RT @Miss_Dani_Baby: Mixed Tag match! Lesnar/Sable vs. Steph/Trips
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
I love that Stephanie McMahon, The Billion Dollar Princess, and Jackie-O are all trending worldwide.
— Sunny Dewhite (@SunnyDewhite) July 24, 2012
Kofi Kingston Touts/Cena vs. Austin on WWE 12 and the new “Brawling Buddies”:
Dream Match: Kofi Kingston versus the Glass Ceiling.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Why I hate Tout..I don;t care what WWE fans think.
— F. Maxmillian Moon (@WellYoureWrong) July 24, 2012
Okay, THQ. I’m impressed. You added John Cena talking to Stu the Cameraman in WWE13. I hope Stu the Cameraman gets royalties.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Man no one wants to see Cena vs Austin. Punk vs Austin tho. I’m all about it.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
Did Stone Cold Have the Proper Licenses To Operate All Those Vehicles? #RAW1000
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Now is the time to stop tweeting. Santino and Horswoggle are coming out and Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are ruining Wrestling Buddies.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
A Brawling Buddy is Clearly a Wrestling Buddy Without the Steroids.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Hey! These Randy Orton “Brawling Buddies” can’t be here! They’re suspended.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Match 04: Heath Slater vs. ???
Damn Heath, why’re you all buttered up? I guess now that Orton is gone, that have to use up his Baby Oil budget. #NotADryElbowInTheArena
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Lita comes out and accepts Heath Slater’s open challenge!
Match 04: Heath Slater vs. Lita
LITA?!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
Uh oh! The Lita Fans are gonna break Twitter.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
#Litaboner
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) July 24, 2012
#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen Lita and Heath Slater have the same hair color.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Lita says she didn’t come alone and she brought protection:
So Lita’s with the APA? Somewhere in Cameron, North Carolina, Matt Hardy has hurt feelings.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
APA!!!! FUCK YES!!!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
Shut the front door!!! APA!!! #wwe #raw1000
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
I… CAN’T… FUCKING… BREATHE.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
APA! YEESS!! The THEME! Look at Jibble(JBL)! VADERRRRR!!!!!!!! YEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
LOL and every legend that squashed Heath. This has been the best weeks of Heath’s life.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
Who would’ve thought you’d see a twist of fate on WWE tv after all this?
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) July 24, 2012
Before he came out, Backlund pinned Lesnar in an impromptu amateur contest backstage. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) July 24, 2012
Winner: Lita
Post-Match, Lita celebrates with Heath Slater’s #BeAStar Bullies
APA Bradshaw – The 99% JBL – The 1%
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
The Hall of Famer Ron Simmons Joined By a Host of Hall of Famers ( and Rikishi, Doink the Clown, Sid Justice, DDP, the Brooklyn Brawler …)
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Backstage: Daniel Bryan calls out Charlie Sheen but all anyone can talk about is the guy interviewing
him….
Sean FUCKING MOONEY, OMG DUDE!
— F. Maxmillian Moon (@WellYoureWrong) July 24, 2012
Sean Mooney! I Knew Watching 1000 RAWs would Pay Off!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Sean Mooney has been kept in WWE Cryofreeze.
— Razor(@kickoutblog) July 24, 2012
Backstage: Zack Ryder talks with John Cena and Mean Gene about who was behind GTV until The Rock interrupts
Mean Gene!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Gene Mean!
— F. Maxmillian Moon (@WellYoureWrong) July 24, 2012
Tonight’s RAW is like playing a game heavy with cutscenes. Plenty of scenes, not enough gameplay (matches).
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
@TimExiled There’s a sex joke in there.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
Match 05: Kane vs. ???
Kane comes out and is interrupted by Jinder Mahal, Hunico, Camacho, Curt Hawkins, Tyler Reks and Drew McIntyre
I thought that was Muhammad Hassan coming out for a second.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) July 24, 2012
In honor of RAW 1000, Jinder Mahal’s bringing back the Job Squad!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
BEHOLD! The main event mafia and they’re here to take over.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
Congrats to Layla and AJ as being the only current divas to land screentime of raw 1000
— Nicole Jade (@Shadowed_Gates) July 24, 2012
Kane is surrounded until….
HOLY SHIT COOKIES GONG
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKIN UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION!!! FUCK YES!!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
The Brothers of Destruction! #RAW1000 You Done It Now!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Never. Gets. Old.
— Zorp (@TimExiled) July 24, 2012
The Undertaker is back and he looks like a cross between Shredder from Ninja Turtles and Scorpion from Mortal Kombat!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Why is the Undertaker Wearing Shredder’s Jacket? He Beat Up Shredder?!? Taker’s In Charge of the Foot Clan Now?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
It’s bad enough they’re jobbers, now they’re going to be dead jobbers. 😦 #wwe #raw1000
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
I Feel Bad For Camacho. This Is a Long Time to Wait for An Ass Beating.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
I would of flipped my shit if Taker wrestled, Damien Demento again.
— F. Maxmillian Moon (@WellYoureWrong) July 24, 2012
You know, in the time it takes The Undertaker to come to the ring, they could’ve jumped Kane by now.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
The Undertaker’s hood doesn’t want to come off.
The Undertaker couldn’t get his robe off. First one laughing gets a Chokeslam.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Taker Messes Up In Ring, Takes It Out On Tyler Reks, NOBODY Says A Word.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
“Hey, Maybe They Hate Each Other Still” – Hunico. Oh, Hunico. You’re New.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
The Brothers Of Destruction destroy the Jinder’s Job Squad
Good ol double chokeslam.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
Deep down inside, Hawkins and Hunico are marking the fuck out.
— Donatello (@Osito1034) July 24, 2012
You Should Never Jump Kane. Best Case: He Beats You. Worse Case: His Brother The Undertaker Comes Out and THEY Beat You!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Winners: Brothers Of Destruction (And the fans)
It’s nice to see @TheCurtHawkins give Undertaker and Kane the rub.
— Pat (@DJPhatPat) July 24, 2012
Post-Match, The Undertaker and Kane celebrate BOD style.
Kane’s staring at The Undertaker like, “How am I the one with the long hair right now?”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Kane Looked at Taker and said “…..Yup, I’m keeping the weave.”
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
The Undertaker and Kane are Like Playing Double Dragon: You Fight the Thugs, Then You Fight Each Other, Then You Go Back to the Thugs.
— LeKeith (@lekeithlewis) July 24, 2012
@KeepItFiveStar Their family has to have the strangest Thanksgivings.
— Dan (@ToxicMischief) July 24, 2012
Undertaker looks great for 80. #wwe #raw1000
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
Undertaker STILL works more than The Rock.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Rock shows up 2days out the year to work. Gets Title Shot. #ScumbagRock Taker shows up,despite his health to help his brother. #GoodGuyTaker
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
The build for Jinder Mahal vs The Undertaker at WrestleMania 29 begins …
— Ken Tuccio (@RhymesWithPen) July 24, 2012
Charlie Sheen Skype Session 03: Sheen responds to Daniel Bryan. Says he’ll meet Bryan next
time they’re in L.A.
The WWE Should Have Put Charlie Sheen on Tout. He’s Better in 15 Second Intervals.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
god damn. Bryan vs Sheen might be a thing. How terrifying.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
I’ll try not to kill this Daniel Bryan/Charlie Sheen storyline and let it play out. Keyword: Try.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Poor Bryan, you know it’s bad when Charlie Sheen is critiquing the way you treat women.
— Sunny Dewhite (@SunnyDewhite) July 24, 2012
I’m just going to pretend Daniel Bryan is feuding with Steen, not Sheen. #wwe #raw1000
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
Match 06: WWE Championship: John Cena vs. CM Punk
I hope they don’t have to cut Cena-Punk early so USA can start Silk Stalkings on time. #RAW1000 @WWE
— notsam (@notsam) July 24, 2012
John Cena tells his BFF, Stu The Cameraman, “It’s time to make some *John Cena Jibberish*” Yes, Cena sounds like Peanuts Parents to Stu now”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Handshake of Honor! This Match is Now Under ROH Rules, Giving CM Punk the Advantage.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
That wasn’t a handshake, Cena. That was a palm slap! Disrespectful.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Cena’s clunky ass sneakers got in the way of CM Punk’s Submission. Get some GEAR!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
@3ManBooth he must have hit the A button super fast!
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) July 24, 2012
Huzzah, ref bump.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
Big Show makes his way down to the ring:
Oh look who is here. It’s the Big zzzzzz
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
Almost went 3 whole hours without a Big Foot sighting. #wwe #raw1000
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
#BigShowRuinsThings
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Big Show knocks out John Cena and CM Punk decides what to do.
I like the confusion on Punk’s face. Should I? Shouldn’t I?
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
While Punk “sports enterains” with his moral dilemma, one fan decides to be “cool.
Wow a one man TNA chant.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
LMFAOOOOO! At the Fan Screaming TNA.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
What brave soul is chanting #TNA right now? #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) July 24, 2012
CM Punk decides to go for the pin:
OF course! Cena Kicked out, Man Of Steel is coming out next year folks.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Cena counters the GTS into the AA:
Holy Shit, GREAT Counter Cena.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
DON’T YOU DARE TAP
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) July 24, 2012
Big Show breaks up the pin causing CM Punk to get DQ’d.
Winner: John Cena (via DQ)
Thank You Big Show?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
Post-Match, Big Show continues to attack John Cena while CM Punk watches on.
Poor CM Punk. Too injured to help John Cena but he’s trying. What a trooper.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
The Rock runs down to make the save.
Really Rock? Had to run down shirtless? Had to go all #50ShadesOfDwayne on us?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Rock Was Watching Brock / Triple H Earlier. That’s Why His Shirt’s Off.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
CM Punk attacks The Rock as he does the People’s Elbow then hits Rock with the GTS!
I just want a Ziggler/Rock match to see who can oversell the most.
— Tom Sherwood (@TomQWood) July 24, 2012
HEEL! YUP! CM Punk is HEEL’n it up. THIS IS GREAT!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 24, 2012
Thumbs up for the heel turn!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 24, 2012
CM Punk, Please Don’t Say The 4 Words No One Wants to Hear: “Big Show Was Right.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 24, 2012
“And there’s your CM Punk Heel Turn, interwebs. Have fun and DON’T ask us for an Randy Orton one.” – WWE
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
@KeepItFiveStar Next week, it will be Punk vs Cena and Rock in and a handicap match! #WWE12booking
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) July 24, 2012
With this CM Punk Heel Turn, can we have more of a CM Punk/Daniel Bryan alliance and LESS of a Big Show/CM Punk alliance?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 24, 2012
Also Punk standing tall over Cena AND Rock? Amazing.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 24, 2012
So That Happened:
I’m so happy. 🙂 #wwe #raw1000
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 24, 2012
Loved the end to Raw. Injects new life into the WWE Title reign.
— Tom Sherwood (@TomQWood) July 24, 2012
Three Man Booth 