So That Happened: 07/16/12

Opening Segment: CM Punk vs. Big Show is announced tonight. CM Punk talks about being the Best In The World. Big Show interrupts him and tries to drop a “pipebomb” of his own, but fails.

Match 01: Kofi Kingston and R-Truth vs. Prime Time Players for the
WWE Tag Team Championship

Winners: Kofi Kingston and R-Truth

Backstage: Daniel Bryan apologizes to AJ for his actions. The Handsome Eve Torres interrupts and tells AJ and Bryan that they have a match against her and a mystery partner.

Eve mentions to AJ that payback is a…“well, you know the rest.” 

DX Reunion Hype:

Match 02: Zack Ryder vs. Alberto Del Rio

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Post-Match, Del Rio attacks Zack Ryder until Rey Mysterio makes his returns.

Warning: The Reactions to Rey Mysterio get vulgar.

Rey Mysterio and Alberto Del Rio brawl. Somehow Rey gets the upperhand.

RAW 1000 Moments: Heath Slater develops Jobholm Syndrome

Match 03: Heath Slater vs. Rikishi 

Winner: Rikishi

Post-Match, Rikishi Dances With The Usos:

Match 03: Daniel Bryan and AJ vs. The Miz and Handsome Eve Torres

Winners: Daniel Bryan and AJ

Post-Match, Daniel Bryan confesses his love to AJ then proposes to her.

AJ says “YES!”

Match 04: Ryback vs. Jack Swagger:

Jack Swagger ACTUALLY gets offense on Ryback!

Ryback gets his offense back.

Winner: No Contest (AKA Ryback)

Dolph Ziggler Money In The Bank celebration:

Dolph Ziggler is interrupted by Chris Jericho!

Dolph Ziggler calls Chris Jericho out on a “lackluster” return then claims Y2J lost his touch.

Chris Jericho responds with a Codebreaker then leaves.

Match 05: Brodus Clay vs. JTG:

Winner: Brodus Clay 

Post-Match, Brodus Clay dances with the children.

Match 07: CM Punk vs. Big Show:

Winner: CM Punk

Post-Match, Big Show attacks CM Punk.

John Cena runs down with the MITB briefcase.

Big Show attempts to get John Cena to cash in on CM Punk.

John Cena reveals that he’s going to cash in next week on the 1000th RAW.

John Cena reveals his REAL big announcement which is just him hitting Big Show with the briefcase.

John Cena vs. CM Punk is the Main Event of RAW 1000.

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