Hey there, Three Man Booth-iverse! For those who have been following my commentary for the past few months, you know I only do them when I’m unable to live tweet. Now that I can live tweet on a regular basis, it’s a little redundant to live tweet RAW then do commentary after. So since RAW is becoming more interactive, so is 3MB! Rather than type everything out again, I’m going to pick out tweets from our Twitter Wall and recap RAW that way. I hope you enjoy this new format. Feedback is more than welcome. Enjoy!
So, That Happened: 07/09/12
RAW Opening Segment:
AJ calls out CM Punk and admits that he turns her on.
RAW should start off with AJ every week. AJ Lee. AJ Styles. Applejack from MLP: FIM. The AJ’s know how to start a show!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
#MyLittleLoony
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 10, 2012
Hello *CM PUNK* You’re quite good..at..turning..me on #RAW
— Dr. Dirk Lay (@WellYoureWrong) July 10, 2012
AJ proposes to CM Punk, then Daniel Bryan proposes to AJ!
When AJ got down on her knee, I legit thought she was going to Tebow for Denver-Heat. #RAW
— Mark Smith (@podjohnnyringo) July 10, 2012
I Applaud You, CM Punk. I would have said YES! Instantly. She’d Make the Most Adorable Bride.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
Poor @WWEDanielBryan …. his mouth says “NO!” but his shirt says “YES!” #WWE
— The Czar of Cool (@Kaibutsu) July 10, 2012
The only way this angle will work is if Triple H comes out and shows a video of AJ and him at a Vegas drive-thru chapel.
— Jonathan Pilling (@thejonpilling) July 10, 2012
The Anonymous RAW GM Returns and makes a Mixed Tag Match: CM Punk and AJ vs. Daniel Bryan and The Handsome Eve Torres.
Anonymous RAW GM is back!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 10, 2012
WTF?! GM is back?! LOL
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 10, 2012
The Anonymous RAW GM!! *Sings* RETURN OF THE MAC! (Book) RETURN OF THE MAC (Book)
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Mixed Tag Match! The GM Is Teddy Long! It’s a Trap!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
Thanks to the Anonymous Raw GM, to this day I expect a bad wrestling match every time I get a text message.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) July 10, 2012
AJ says she’s going to be leaving RAW with her husband tonight.
Oh God. AJ’s future husband is Eve. Isn’t it?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
“Light it up! jbcujabvujabvhuas Light it up! aouvbaiocbaousbcba Light it up! jbcjb cobaspibvnapisb Light it up!” AJ’s theme’s growing on me
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 10, 2012
John Cena and Kane vs. Big Show and Chris Jericho is announced.
TWO Tag Team Matches? This is the Definitely the work of Teddy “Tag Team Match” Long! The Code is Cracked.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
Match 01: Sheamus vs. Jack Swagger
Jack Swagger’s hopping around like a dog that doesn’t know he’s getting put to sleep.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
@KeepItFiveStar “Wow this place looks great, I can’t wa……*broughe kick*
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) July 10, 2012
Winner: Sheamus
What Happened to You, Jacky? Get Your Swagger Back!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
Jack Swagger is the Yamcha of the WWE.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
#IWantSquash?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 10, 2012
Biff Swagger…remember when he was a world champion? #RAW
— Dr. Dirk Lay (@WellYoureWrong) July 10, 2012
Post-Match, Alberto Del Rio taunts Sheamus and Sheamus Brogue Kick’s
Jack Swagger for no good reason.
WWHY Sheamus? Del Rio didn’t feel that, you know who felt that, Swagger and his blonde tips.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 10, 2012
Jack Swagger, I heard Ring of Honor has an Opening for a Talented Wrestlers. You should look into it.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
Jack Swagger got a plate of squash and he’s not even a vegetarian. #RAW
— Gym Yong Kim (@Evil__Empire) July 10, 2012
Backstage: Santino Marella vows to find out who the Anonymous RAW GM is.
Chris Jericho knows who the RAW GM is. He tracked the IP Address two years ago. Just ask him and spare us this Santino stuff.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Hornswoggle is going to be the Anonymous GM.
— Saticoy Steel (@TimExiled) July 10, 2012
Match 02: Dolph Ziggler and Tensai vs. Christian and Tyson Kidd
God look at his shiny fruit rollup,Gushers, dare devil tights. Tensigh just ruined fruit snacks & Dare Devil for me,more so than Ben Affleck
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 10, 2012
HUSKEH BOMB. Tyson kidd is dead. #RAW
— Dr. Dirk Lay (@WellYoureWrong) July 10, 2012
Winners: Dolph Ziggler and Tensai
Post-Match, Tensai continues to beat up Tyson Kidd.
Tensai Just Like a Big Fat Baby On a Temper Tantrum. Cry Baby Cry, Tensai, You’re Not Winning MITB.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
Anonymous RAW GM announces Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole.
The fans get to vote if the match happens.
Jerry Lawler vs Michael Cole? I just shut off my TV
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) July 10, 2012
Cause the Lawler/Cole Trilogy is what everyone wants.
— Dr. Dirk Lay (@WellYoureWrong) July 10, 2012
#MCSkatKat RT @KeepItFiveStar: Two Steps Forward. Two Steps Back.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 10, 2012
I’ve Voted No On Every Web Browser I Have: Internet Explorer, Firefox, Chrome. I need to go get my phone. Excuse Me.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
This is not a good Destination X follow-up.
— Saticoy Steel (@TimExiled) July 10, 2012
Match 02: Brodus Clay vs. Drew McIntyre
Now Is Not the Time, Brodus Clay! We Need to Smackdown the Vote and Say No! It’s the Lesser of 2 Evils.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
McIntyre gives no fucks. He dreams Broken Dreams and Broken Fucks.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Hi, Drew McIntyre. #raw
— Dr. Dirk Lay (@WellYoureWrong) July 10, 2012
Winner: Brodus Clay
Bye Drew McIntyre #RWA
— Dr. Dirk Lay (@WellYoureWrong) July 10, 2012
Backstage: Chris Jericho tries to plan with Big Show, but Big Show claims some of
his most embarrassing moments were when he was in Jeri-Show.
Actually Big Show, some of your BEST moments were with Jeri-Show. You lost weight. You suited up. You found the color blue. Good times.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Match 03: John Cena and Kane vs. Big Show and Chris Jericho
Money In The Bank would be more interesting if it featured midcard guys who have no money in their banks. #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 10, 2012
John Cena tells his BFF, Stu the Cameraman, nothing. Instead, he says Happy Birthday to Tony from WWE Smackdown vs. RAW 2009.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
In his mind it is. RT @Miss_Dani_Baby: This is not the first MITB, John.
— Dr. Dirk Lay (@WellYoureWrong) July 10, 2012
I’ve never been happier to see Kane. …That’s not true. August 26th, 2002. When he did the Kane-a-rooni. But this is a close second.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
You serious bro? No Jerishow music or entrance?!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) July 10, 2012
Tries To Ruin John Cena’s Life. Teams With Him Months Later. #Kanetradictions
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
The Only Thing Everyone In This Match Has in Common Is That They’ve Beaten Kane. EVEN Kane!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
@KeepItFiveStar Supposedly a mute; ends up talking anyway. #Kanetradictions
— Marco Yolo (@RHEmarkable) July 10, 2012
Christian’s spear is a tribute to Edge. Big Show’s spear is just his terrible Free Willy impression.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Careful, Jericho. Big Show might think your lights on your jacket are candy buttons and start eating it.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Winners: John Cena and Kane (via DQ, somehow)
Post-Match, Big Show attacks Chris Jericho, Kane and John Cena with ladders. John Cena fights back and takes Big Show out with a ladder.
Oh I see…this whole remember guys? Show is dominant? Did you forget? He’s strong!
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 10, 2012
John Cena takes out the Big Show with a ladder then slams one ladder onto the other ladder. Inanimate Object Abuse is cruel. #BeAStar
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Backstage: The Handsome Eve Torres tries to make CM Punk feel bad for playing
second fiddle to The Rock, John Cena and Brock Lesnar.
Eve looking extra handsome tonight. #RAW
— Dr. Dirk Lay (@WellYoureWrong) July 10, 2012
Remember when Handsome Eve wasn’t on TV for a while? Good times…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Match 04: Sin Cara vs. Heath Slater (MITB Qualifier)
Sin Cara vs. Heath Slater… Whoever wins this match, the fans still lose. #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 10, 2012
#MoodLighting
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 10, 2012
You def ridin’ solo on that. RT @prettyheartless Yes. RT @tahtease: Am I the only one who misses Rey Mysterio??
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 10, 2012
Winner: Sin Cara
Remember last time Sin Cara fucked with a ladder? #stayhome #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 10, 2012
Post-Match, Heath Slater challenges another mystery opponent…
Slater Squash Time: Bob Backlund vs. Heath Slater
MR BOB BACKLUND~! YES YES YES YES YES #RAW
— Dr. Dirk Lay (@WellYoureWrong) July 10, 2012
Bob Backlund Is Besting All Of Us in the Aging Gracefully Department. #RAW
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
Hope Slater knows his boots are not allowed under The Backlund Rules.
— Saticoy Steel (@TimExiled) July 10, 2012
If you’re a pro wrestler and 2012 Bob Backlund is in better shape than you, please reconsider your choices.
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 10, 2012
Winner: Bob Backlund
Bob Backlund is like the Anti Ric Flair. Flair Acts Young; Backlund Looks Young.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
Man, Bob Backlund is in better shape than me. I just slather chicken wings across my face.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 10, 2012
Match 05: Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole
This proves it. Children shouldn’t vote. And the IWC makes a SMALL percent of the WWE Universe.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
There’s a special place in hell, well not hell but a room filled with farts from bad curry, for all those who voted Yes. #RAW
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 10, 2012
Did You Know? Michael Cole has wrestled more times on RAW this year than Drew McIntyre, JTG AND Michael McGuillicutty.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Post-Match, The Anonymous RAW GM is revealed….
WWE, you really need to stop ending all of your big angles with the surprise being Hornswoggle.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
I was Hoping They Were Going to Find Mike Adamle Hiding Under the Ring.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
You Know, Lawler, Hornswoggle’s an Adult. Legally, You Can Beat the Shit Out of Him.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 10, 2012
Who’s Mr. McMahon’s son? Hornswoggle. Anonymous RAW GM? Hornswoggle.Cameraman that blinded Hogan? Hornswoggle! Higher Power? Spoiler Alert!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Welp. @TimExiled was right. Sadly it was hornswoggle. And this might be the worst RAW of the month.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 10, 2012
Match 06: Daniel Bryan and Eve vs. CM Punk and AJ (It was literally 3 Minutes)
Daniel Bryan walks out on Eve. Shows his support for Zack Ryder! Bryan’s a Broski!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Winners: CM Punk and AJ
Post-Match, AJ gets ready to make her decision…
AJ isn’t vegan man, She can’t live off lentils, bro.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 10, 2012
Bracing for the #russoswerve
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 10, 2012
CM Punk admits he doesn’t want to marry AJ. AJ slaps Punk then Daniel Bryan then
leaves chanting “YES!”
SLAP IT UP! bajdbcjuabsncboCUC. SLAP IT UP! vcavcavbcjkabuc. SLAP IT UP! bcaubcvuoabvckujd” – AJ’s New Theme.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 10, 2012
AJ’s leaving with herself. She’s got the whole “Me, Myself and I” thing going for her. Good thing she listened to Beyonce at the gym today.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
Yo, man. Last monday, you Punk/Bryan got put through tables, today they’re gettin’ slapped. The power of the P-U-S-S-Y…
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 10, 2012
AJ opens and closes RAW, is this real life?
— Nessa Francis (@nessquik_) July 10, 2012
So….That Happened:
I think some Freaky Friday shit happened between #RAW and #Impact.
— Mark Smith (@podjohnnyringo) July 10, 2012
I feel like with Austin Aries winning and the Sara Del Rey and PAC news (Allegedly), WWE felt like we all needed to be taken down a peg.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 10, 2012
How was Raw guys?
— TomBear (@TomQWood) July 10, 2012
That’s all for this week. I hope you enjoyed the new format. Let me know what you think of it. If you want your tweets included, tweet 3ManBooth and we’ll add you to the list. If you don’t want your tweets included, let us know and we’ll be sure to avoid you like a replay of this week’s RAW.
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