RAW begins with Sting.
Sting says so this is what it feels like to kick off Monday Night RAW then lets out a Woo.
Sting says he’s been known as a WCW soldier, but for that past 14 years, he’s watched Triple H manipulate his way to the top of WWE. Sting says Triple H thinks he’s unstoppable, but even though he is the last solider standing for some forgotten war, he’s not here for WCW. Sting is here for one specific reason, to take Triple H down.
Sting is interrupted by Stephanie McMahon.
Stephanie McMahon says this is what it feels like to be in the ring with Sting, the last holdout fom WCW. Stephanie congratulates Sting for finally knowing what it feels like to make it to the big time. Stephanie gloat about Sting standing in the ring, opening RAW with her.
Stephanie McMahon tells Sting to soak it all in, but Sting calls Stephanie a spoiled brat that had everything handed to her, but somehow believes she’s earned it. Sting tells Stephanie that it’s nice to finally meet her.
Stephanie McMahon thanks Sting, then claims the reason Sting is lashing out at her is because he’s intimidated. Stephanie calls Sting in WCW a great big fish in a tiny pond, but in WWE, he’s a minnow swimming in the ocean. Stephanie tells Sting she’s the daughter of the man who single handedly eviscerated his career when WWE defeated WCW in the Monday Night War.
Stephanie McMahon says she admires Sting’s loyalty, saying WWE never got a phone call, but dogs are loyal too. Stephanie says dogs are loyal to but at the end of the day, dogs are stupid. Stephanie tells Sting she would compare him to a dog, but she doesn’t want to insult dogs.
Stephanie McMahon reminds Sting that he and WCW lost. Stephanie claims Sting lost his dignity, integrity and pride and this Sunday at Wrestlemania, he is going to lose any ounce of respect the WWE Universe has for him when Triple H pins him in the middle of the ring. Stephanie says Sting is nothing more than a facepainted freak.
Sting turns the the crowd and woos. Stephanie McMahon tries to slap Sting, but Sitng blocks it.
Triple H comes down to the ring.
Triple H asks Stephanie McMahon if Sting put his hands on her. Stephanie says he did. Triple H gets ready to fight, but Stephanie stops him. Stephanie pulls out a sledgehammer.
Triple H tries to get in the ring, but Sting keeps swinging his bat.
Triple H walks away.
Sting taunts Triple H, daring him to get in the ring.
Stephanie McMahon holds Triple H back.
Match 01: Dean Ambrose and R-Truth vs. Stardust and Luke Harper
Bad News Barrett is on commentary.
The WWE Universe chants “Cody.”
Luke Harper hits a Black Hole Slam on Dean Ambrose.
After Dean Ambrose does most of the work, R-Truth get the tag and takes advantage. (This is completely unbiased)
Winners: Dean Ambrose and R-Truth
R-Truth tries to get Dean Ambrose to dance.
Renee Young speaks with the Special Olympics Participants:
A Special Look At Roman Reigns:
Match 02: Ryback, Erick Rowan, Zack Ryder and The Prime Time Players vs. The Miz, Damien Mizdow, Adam Rose And The Ascension
The Miz and Damien Mizdow interview Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell. Miz tries to get Hart and Ferrell to admit that Stunt Doubles are useless, but they don’t agree with him. Hart and Ferrell praise Mizdow’s look. Miz tries to get Mizdow to get him water, but Will Ferrell offers to get it instead.
Bill Simmons is on commentary.
Damien Mizdow gets tagged in, but The Miz tags himself back in.
Ryback gets the hot tag.
Ryback hits the Meathook Clothesline on The Miz.
Ryback hits the Shellshock on The Miz.
Winner: Ryback, The Prime Time Players, Erick Rowan and Zack Ryder
Match 03: Randy Orton vs. J & J Security and Seth Rollins
Randy Orton hits the Double DDT on J & J Security.
Randy Orton hits the RKO on Jamie Noble.
Winner: Randy Orton
John Cena speaks:
Backstage: AJ Lee complains to Paige about Nikki Bella giving Paige or AJ a title match 6 days before Wrestlemania. AJ thinks The Bella Twins are trying to divide them and wishes Paige could see that. Paige tells AJ that she’s had to deal with The Bella Twins while AJ wasn’t here, so she’s going to take the title shot unless AJ Lee wants it. and Paige argue over the title match.
AJ Lee says Paige can have the title shot, but she doesn’t want the two of them to fall into a trap. Paige tells AJ that if she is going to turn down a Championship Match, that makes her crazy. Paige realizes what she says then gives her a hug.
Paige tells AJ Lee that they’re friends and the only thing that is going to fall tonight is Nikki Bella’s title reign.