Dean Ambrose Addresses Seth Rollins:

Dean Ambrose says for months he’s been having dreams and visions on what he would do when he got his hand on Seth Rollins, and this Sunday, he will finally get that back-stabbing, half-hair-dyed, Power Ranger suit wearing sellout at Hell In A Cell. Ambrose takes out a Seth Rollins dummy.

Dean Ambrose starts speaking to the Seth Rollins dummy, calling him The Authority’s puppet for doing their dirty work. Ambrose says dirty work doesn’t suit Rollins because he doesn’t get his hands dirty. Ambrose tells Rollins that the first body part he’s going to rip off will be Rollins’ hands, so he never has to get them dirty again. Dean Ambrose rips the hand off the dummy, then starts slapping the dummy with the hand.

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Dean Ambrose tells the Seth Rollins dummy, that he’s no dummy, and that he should know that when people screw him, he screw them back harder. Ambrose starts driving a screwdriver into the dummy.

Dean Ambrose continues the prop comedy by beating Dummy Seth Rollins with a hammer. Ambrose says he saw in his dream, that he was going to chop his testicles off. Ambrose brings out a saw, then remembers Rollins has no more testicles, so he can’t do that.

Dean Ambrose takes out a pair of tongs, then tongs the Seth Rollins dummy. After saying Rollins doesn’t need to have kids, Dean Ambrose hits Seth Rollins with a piledriver.

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Seth Rollins comes out with Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury and congratulates Dean Ambrose on finding an opponent he can relate to on an intellectual level. Rollins says Ambrose will never be able to beat him, but at least he can parlay this into a comedy idea. Rollins recommends Ambrose opening up for Carrot Top or Gallagher or Louie CK. Rollins mocks Ambrose further, asking if he will bring out watermelons next. Ambrose says to give a big hand to the world’s biggest sellout, then throws the fake hand at Rollins.

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After a “You Sold Out” chant, Seth Rollins admits to selling out. Rollins says it stings a little bit coming from the Midwest, because he grew up in the Midwest. Rollins says that’s where the similarities between him and the WWE Universe end, because he knew he was destined to be more than some Midwest piece of trailer park trash. Rollins continues to insult the Midwest, saying he is famous and rich and that no one from the Midwest will ever know what it’s like to be him.

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Seth Rollins says “So What” to selling out The Shield and Dean Ambrose. Ambrose, holding a drill, tells Seth Rollins they have a Main Event tonight and Hell In A Cell, but he has no problem giving the WWE Universe a preview. Rollins says he doesn’t sweat Dean Ambrose, his drill or Hell In A Cell. Rollins is interrupted by a returning Mick Foley!

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The reason for Mick Foley’s surprise appearance?

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Mick Foley congratulates Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose for fulfilling their destinies, because he remembers his children coming back from the Barclay’s Center in 2012, raving about how amazing The Shield was. Foley say although he doesn’t grace the screen very often, he watches RAW, Smackdown and subscribes to the WWE Network for an undisclosed monthly sum.

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Mick Foley talks about The Shield’s dominance, and says as great as they were as a cohesive unit, but he always vizualized the day, where Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose would go one on one with each other. Foley tells Ambrose that as great and disturbingly poetic as he is, in almost every scenario, he envisioned Seth Rollins coming out victorious.

Seth Rollins tells Mick Foley that just when he thought he was an old dinosaur, who dresses as Santa Claus for a living, he still has some good thoughts in his half working brain. Foley reminds Rollins that he said in ALMOST every scenario. Foley tells Rollins that this isn’t an ordinary scenario, it’s Hell In A Cell. Foley says Dean Ambrose wants to rip Seth Rollins face off, and the Cell gives him the chance to do this. Mick Foley says this is the 300th Consecutive Day that he’s worn Santa Claus attire. Foley says he clings to the last vestiges of his innocence, the ones that weren’t stripped away from him years ago.

Mick Foley says he’s proud of the scars and tooth loss he had at Hell In A Cell. Foley says he looks at it every day and it reminds him of the contribution he made to this business. Foley tells Ambrose and Rollins that the scars that will haunt them for a lifetime are the emotional ones that won’t heal. A “Thank You Foley” chant breaks out.

Dean Ambrose tells Mick Foley, with all due respect, he lost his innocence a long time ago. Ambrose is not worried about adding more physical and psychological scars on his body or losing his teeth. Ambrose says no one in the company who understands him. Ambrose tells Foley that if there’s one person that might get him a little bit, and know that he’s ready for Hell In A Cell, it’s him. Ambrose asks Rollins if he’s ready for Hell In A Cell.

Seth Rollins calls Dean Ambrose and Mick Foley that they’re both crazy, but crazy is not all it takes to win Hell In A Cell. Rollins says he knows Ambrose better than anybody, and that Ambrose is out of his mind. Rollins vows to beat Ambrose, because Ambrose and Foley are beneath him, while Rollins and his brain are way above them. Rollins says it’s not about how crazy you are. It’s about how smart you are.

Mick Foley tells Seth Rollins that “That does not kill you, makes you stronger.” But that philospher was never thrown off a cell. Foley tells Rollins that this match will define his life and that he looks at his life in two different phases: Pre-Cell and Post-Cell. Foley isn’t sure if either one is ready for life after the cell.

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Mick Foley tells Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins that tomorrow, in Kansas City, MO, Kansas gets the game they’ve been waiting for, for years. Foley says this Sunday at Hell In A Cell, they get the match they have been waiting for, their entire lives.

Mick Foley tells Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins to “Have A Nice Day!”, then walks off.

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After Foley leaves, Dean Ambrose tries to attack Seth Rollins with a chair, but Seth Rollins dodges. Dean Ambrose hits Seth Rollins with the dummy, then throws the dummy at Rollins.

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Match 05: Cesaro vs. Dolph Ziggler

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Cesaro hits the gutbuster on Dolph Ziggler.

Dolph Zigglet hits a dropkick on Cesaro.

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Cesaro catches Dolph Ziggler with a European Uppercut.

Winner: Cesaro

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Post-Match, Cesaro hits Dolph Ziggler with the Neutralizer.

Backstage: Randy Orton and Seth Rollins argue until Triple H interrupts. Triple H says neither person can be a general tonight, so the general will be Kane. Randy Orton and Seth Rollins argue more, but Kane screams at them. Kane reminds Rollins and Orton that tonight is about ending John Cena and Dean Ambrose, so they need to put aside their differences and give Cena and Ambrose a taste of hell.

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