So That Happened: #RAW Recap (08/11/2014)

John Cena Speaks:

THE CHIPS ARE HERE. pic.twitter.com/ALqubT6eCG

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/499011452909662208

That shirt offends me personally.

— J (@jeremyregular) August 12, 2014

It's giant walking ketchup/mustard combo.

— young simba (@extremeexile) August 12, 2014

John cena is cosplaying as Alvin from Alvin and the chipmunks

— James Maxwell (@I_AM_maxHELL) August 12, 2014

John Cena comes out dressed like Pan from Dragon Ball GT.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

Cena might get in gang trouble reppin those colours in the wrong part of LA. #RAW

— Tom but spooky (@TQSherwood) August 12, 2014

Cena FINALLY has red and yellow gear, fully assuming his role as this generation's Hulk Hogan. 👍👌#Raw

— 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙮 (@thechrishaley) August 12, 2014

This is John Cena trying to get The Flash role in the new Justice League movie. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 12, 2014

"God DAMMIT!" -All the Dads or Moms unlucky enough to have brought their kids to #RAW on a night where Cena debuts new merch

— Top Rope Tuesday (@TopRopeTuesday) August 12, 2014

John Cena mocks Paul Heyman’s Introduction and says 6 days from now, he is to be maimed and conquered by Brock Lesnar. Cena stops impersonating Heyman, then says this Sunday at Summerslam, Lesnar will give him the beating of a lifetime, but Brock Lesnar will not win.

Oh great we get funny guy Cena and not serious Cena

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2014

Cena's new gear makes me hungry for cartoon hamburgers.

— David Shoemaker (@DavidShoemaker) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/499012039428153344

John Cena says this Sunday at Summerslam, for Brock Lesnar to win, he would have to make him lose and Cena is not laying down for Brock Lesnar. Cena tells the WWE Unvierse can take this anyway they want, but he won’t lay down because Lesnar doesn’t deserve this.

John Cena vows not to lay down for Brock Lesnar. Cue John Cena's over the top HBK/Hogan style selling in the Main Event.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

Cena telling an opponent he's not laying down for him while wearing the red/yellow. He's truly the successor to Hulk Hogan.

— young simba (@extremeexile) August 12, 2014

John Cena tells the WWE Universe that he will be beaten someday for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, but not to Brock Lesnar. Cena reminds the WWE Universe that he doesn’t like Brock Lesnar because he’s arrogant and doesn’t give a damn about anybody but himself. Cena calls Lesnar the most difficult uncaring, SOB to walk in the WWE Locker Room and everyone knows that. Cena understands this is business, but thinks Lesnar’s idiotic view of the business doesn’t grant him the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/499012350054522880

Cena wears those belts like that to pretend he's a car wash. @prettyheartless

— Tom but spooky (@TQSherwood) August 12, 2014

John Cena talks about all of the chants, he’s heard over the years, Cheers, Boos, You Can’t Wrestle, Let’s Go Cena (Cena Sucks), but every week, he still comes out here with a smile on his face.

#RAW Cena: I've heard the cheers | Fans: YAY! | Cena: I've heard the boos | Fans: Boo!

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) August 12, 2014

Cena: "I've heard CM Punk" – #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 12, 2014

John Cena brings up the fans who always ask when does John Cena turn and when will Cena finally stop being about the ballcaps, t-shirts, wristsbands and KMart Sneakers. Cena tells the WWE Universe that this Sunday, he fights a beast and to fight a beast, you must become one. Cena says at Summerslam, those fans get their wish, because they will see a John Cena they have never seen before, a Cena who will do anything necessary to keep the WWE World Heavyweight Championship out of Brock Lesnar’s hands.

SAY WHAAAAAA??????? #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) August 12, 2014

Is John Cena joining the nWo?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/499012962959753216
https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/499013006173691904
https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/499013269416603649

So he's not going to rise above hate?

— tim (@TimWelcomed) August 12, 2014

John Cena reminds the WWE Universe that Paul Heyman called the WWE Brock Lesnar’s house and the WWE Universe his servants. Cena says that this house will always belong to the fans and that this is their house.

Ok, This house has changed hands like four times in the past week.

— young simba (@extremeexile) August 12, 2014

John Cena: *To the WWE Universe* This is YOUR HOUSE!
Paige: Damn it! WHAT did I say a month ago?! #PaigesHouse

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/CMPuLs3/status/499013784502276096

John Cena tells Brock Lesnar that if this is his house, then there is a stranger standing in his living room. Cena calls out Brock Lesnar, telling Lesnar to kick him out of his house.

Is John Cena bringing back In Your House?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2014

#RAW Cena: "Brock, if this is your house, then there is a stranger in your living room"

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) August 12, 2014

Why is it when John Cena gets angry, he sounds like the Popeye's Chicken Lady?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/499013642726420480

After Brock Lesnar doesn’t show up, John Cena assumes Lesnar might have come down with Diverticulitis, or Laryngitis or Punkbitchitis.

#PunkBitchitis

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2014

It's Cool to Swear, Everybody!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2014

Guys, Punkbitchitis is a serious disease that should not be joked about. #yesallpunkbitchitis

— Mark Smith (@podjohnnyringo) August 12, 2014

After Brock Lesnar doesn’t show up again, John Cena vows to make history at Summerslam by conquering the Conquering and being the One that beat The One. Cena says This Sunday, The Champ Is Here.

Now John Cena's rhyming. This is the closest we're going to get to Def Jam: Vendetta.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/499013746371866625

Larry King and Florida-Georgia Line wish Hulk Hogan at Happy Birthday:

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/499015869616652289

Best selling artists in history of time according to WWE Florida Georgia Line.

— Tom but spooky (@TQSherwood) August 12, 2014

Match 05: Brie Bella vs. Stephanie McMahon

Courtesy of baschlives

Brie Bella just did her best Ultimo Dragon Trip Impression.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/499015984611852290

Stephanie McMahon comes out.

…….I did it already.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

Stephanie McMahon tells Brie Bella that after the events that happened earlier this evening, Megan Miller wants to press charges against Brie Bella.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/499016249939357696

Stephanie McMahon has Brie Bella arrested.

Stephanie McMahon with the trap of traps!

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 12, 2014

How did they NOT get Jake Johnson and Damon Wayans Jr. to arrest Brie?? #synergy #RAW

— Podswoggle: A Wrestling Podcast with Entertainment (@Podswoggle) August 12, 2014

I Love Fans Yelling "Brie Mode!" as if it'll give her the Hulk Strength to break those handcuffs.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2014

Stephanie McMahon taunts Brie Bella, saying she’ll see her at Summerslam if she can make bail.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/499016765767450624
https://twitter.com/ShitWrestlerSay/status/499018352002859008

CLEARLY this is your stip for Steph vs Brie at this point … #RawPortland pic.twitter.com/AfdWkk7rnF

— The History of WWE (@TheHistoryofWWE) August 12, 2014

Match 06: Dolph Ziggler vs. Heath Slater

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/499018420663234561
https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/499018432273465345

Dolph Ziggler is wearing The Miz's shirt! He REALLY needs to do laundry.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/499018602671263744

The Miz is on commentary.

Oh god, Miz is here. I just can't stand that man. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) August 12, 2014

At this point Miz is Ziggler's personal commentator.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2014

Take your Sperrys off, Miz. You neither on a boat nor in Ohio. You can't get away with it anywhere else.

— dirtsy flirtsy ol' angel bitch (@alyssaaakendall) August 12, 2014

The Miz’s mic gets pulled out.

#blessed Miz's mic was pulled out. #RAW

— Tom but spooky (@TQSherwood) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/499018887434756097
https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/499018861044580353
https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/499019431582781440

The Miz looks like he's wearing one of Barney Stinson's Pajama Suits.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

Look at Heath with the offense!

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2014

Dolph Ziggler hits the Zig Zag on Heath Slater.

nvm

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2014

The Miz distracts Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler attacks The Miz.

It's a Trap. Here Comes Mr. 4 – 0, Heath Slater, BABY!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2014

Heath gonna get a countout victory

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2014

Winner: Heath Slater (via countout)

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/499019682846752768

THE STREAK CONTINUES!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/499019777247961089

Heath Slater wins! He must be BOlieving like crazy! #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 12, 2014

Courtesy of wrestling-giffer

Post-Match, the WWE Universe chants for Heath Slater.

THE SLATER CHANTS

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/499019932416225281

Dolph Ziggler tries to shake Heath Slater’s hand. Heath Slater almost attacks him, but gets hit with the Zig Zag.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

Awww…Heath.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

#RAW Slater should've stopped while he was ahead.

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) August 12, 2014

In his defense, Heath Slater never learned how to be a "Gracious Winner." He's much more comfortable with "Sore Loser."

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/499020004885401601

Match 07: Randy Orton vs. #ScumbagSheamus

Here's your monthly reminder: Randy Orton's entrance song denounces both religion and modern medicine. #RAW

— “Tom”. (@NotThatTomGreen) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/499021254624419840

After the crowd turned on Randy Orton and #ScumbagSheamus over a year ago, why would you EVER make these two wrestle again?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

#ScumbagSheamus returns.

Sheamus.

Sigh.#Raw

— Autumn: The ADHD ENBY 🦇 🍂🎃 🍂🦇 (@Batman_Infinite) August 12, 2014

Remember when #ScumbagSheamus wasn't on TV for a couple weeks? That was nice.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

The other day I thought, "I wonder where Sheamus is?" I take full responsibility for this happening. I'm sorry.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2014

Randy Orton hits the RKO on #ScumbagSheamus.

Courtesy of hiitsmekevin

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) August 12, 2014

OH GOD! WHAT AN RKO!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2014

DONE! It's a Shameful Thing! You Got DROPPED!!!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2014

That was awesome. Well done Randy.

— Tom but spooky (@TQSherwood) August 12, 2014

Winner: Randy Orton

That was a superb RKO! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) August 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/499025275888214017

Pages: 1 2 3 4

1 Response to So That Happened: #RAW Recap (08/11/2014)

Caitlin Burrows says:

August 13, 2014 at 5:19 pm

In medical terms, the suffix -itis means “inflammation of”, so when John Cena said Brock Lesnar had “Punk Bitchitis” I’m thinking, ‘Inflammation of the Punk Bitch’?

LikeLike