So That Happened: #RAW Recap (08/11/2014)

Stephanie McMahon’s Confession:

Stephanie McMahon says that as Principal Owner of WWE, it is her mission to do what’s Best For Business. Stephanie says sometimes they receive information that can negatively impact their employees lives and have to intervene. Stephanie McMahon mentions Daniel Bryan’s surgery and rehab, then introduces Bryan’s Physical Therapist, Megan Miller.

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Stephanie McMahon invites Megan to the ring because she has something she would like to get off her chest. Once Megan gets in the ring, Stephanie McMahon mentions that Megan has something she would like to confess.

Megan talks about how she really likes Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella as people, then mentions that she and her boyfriend have gone out to dinner with them several times. Megan says she’s really tried hard to make sure Daniel Bryan gets back in the ring. Megan continues to talk about how much Daniel Bryan appreciates WWE and the WWE Universe. Stephanie encourages her to go on, but Megan begins to cry and say that she can’t be Bryan’s physical therapist anymore then hints at Daniel Bryan hitting on her.

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Stephanie McMahon tries to get Megan to say what exactly happened. Megan claims that she has been having an affair with Daniel Bryan. Stephanie McMahon apologizes then gives her a hug as the WWE Universe chants “NO.”

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Brie Bella comes out and confronts Megan, asking why she would do this.

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Stephanie McMahon taunts Brie Bella, saying that Bryan used her and threw her away like a piece of trash. Stephanie tells Brie that her problem is with Megan tonight and not her. Stephanie further instigates by saying Bryan called her a dead fish.

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Stephanie McMahon tells Megan to say exactly what Bryan told her after every physical therapy session. Stephanie starts to chant “YES!” as Brie Bella slaps Megan.

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Stephanie McMahon continues her “YES” chant, but gets attacked by Brie Bella.

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Brie Bella puts Stephanie McMahon in the YES Lock.

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Triple H, Finlay and Jamie Noble break up the hold. As Triple H helps Stephanie McMahon up, Stephanie tells Brie that she’s not waiting for Summerslam. Stephanie McMahon wants Brie Bella tonight.

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Hulk Hogan Birthday Wishes from Drew Brees, AJ Hawk and Aaron Rogers:

Match 03: Jack Swagger vs. Cesaro

Cesaro knees Jack Swagger.

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Jack Swagger does a Top Rope Ankle Lock to Cesaro.

Winner: Jack Swagger

Post-Match, Zeb Colter calls out Lana and Rusev, and tells Lana to tell Rusev that after Summerslam, everyone from Los Angeles to Chernobyl will remember the sight of the 50 Stars and 13 Bars hanging from the ring. Colter says Jack Swagger will own Rusev, then tries to lead the WWE Universe in a “We The People” chant. Before Colter can finish, The Russian Flag comes down and Rusev’s theme plays.

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Lana and Rusev come out and stare down Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter.

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Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt: Face-To-Face Interview

Before Michael Cole can even get started, Bray Wyatt dismisses Michael Cole.

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Bray Wyatt asks Chris Jericho if he remembers his dreams when he was a child. Wyatt tells Jericho he remembers a scared little boy who wanted nothing more than to live up to his Daddy. Wyatt asks Jericho if he can still see the disappointment in his Father’s eyes. Wyatt claims that his Father’s Disappointment left a hole so big that Jericho sought out to fill that hole was by becoming a “Savior.” Wyatt tells Jericho he can’t even save himself.

Bray Wyatt says he knows a lot about Chris Jericho, but Jericho knows nothing about him. Wyatt informs Jericho, that every time he closes his eyes, he hears screams about a reoccurring nightmare that happens over and over. Wyatt says he’s never claimed to be a savior, because he’s not. Wyatt tells Jericho that the only thing he lives for in this life is to help people who can’t help themselves. Wyatt says you can’t just whisper words anymore. You have to scream it until their eyes bleed and that’s the key to the universe.

Bray Wyatt claims the only way to help anyone, is to hurt them, and he has hurt a lot of people. Bray Wyatt says there are no consequences or conscious for his actions for he does not believe in Heaven and Hell. Wyatt says he hates everything this world has ever created and that he is a monster and the Eater Of Worlds. Wyatt tells Jericho that the Human Race is decimated with it’s lack of fortitude, but Jericho demonstrates that lack of weakness. Wyatt tells Jericho that there is a pale horse on the horizon that is coming for Jericho at Summerslam. Wyatt claims his smile will be the last thing Chris Jericho ever sees.

Chris Jericho tells Bray Wyatt that he’s not a savior, but after 15 years in the WWE, he’s become a survivor. Jericho says one of the reasons he’s a survivor is because you never know what you’re going to get from Chris Jericho. Jericho says there are a lot of different faces and sides to him and that he can’t promise which Jericho Wyatt will see at Summerslam. Jericho promises Wyatt that he will Follow The Buzzards at Summerslam, grab them and shove them down Wyatt’s throat. Chris Jericho vows to be the first man in history to leave Bray Wyatt speechless and shut him up for good.

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Match 04: AJ Lee vs. Eva Marie

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Paige comes out and skips around the ring, distracting AJ Lee.

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Eva Marie rolls up AJ Lee.

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Winner: Eva Marie

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Post-Match, Paige tells AJ Lee that to make up for pushing AJ off the stage at Smackdown, she wrote an apology. The apology reads…

“Roses Are Red. Woodchips Are Beige. I’m sorry I pushed you right off the stage. It’s not like I hate you. I like you a bunch. But you just have that face taht I want to punch. I’ll see you this Sunday, but this part is vital. I’ll be skipping my way out of Summerslam with My Divas’ Title.”

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AJ Lee takes her frustrations out on Eva Marie.

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1 Response to So That Happened: #RAW Recap (08/11/2014)

  1. In medical terms, the suffix -itis means “inflammation of”, so when John Cena said Brock Lesnar had “Punk Bitchitis” I’m thinking, ‘Inflammation of the Punk Bitch’?

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