So That Happened: #RAW Recap (07/07/14)

RAW begins with Roman Reigns!

#RomanIsRAW?!? He has arrived!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/486299626925215744

#RawIsJericho > #RomanisRAW

— young simba (@extremeexile) July 8, 2014

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Michael Cole announces that The Authority is on vacation.

I'm Pretty Sure Stephanie and Triple H aren't on Vacation. They may just be allergic to Canada.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

After a loud ovation for Roman Reigns, Reigns says he comes down to the ring with a point. Reigns brings up Triple H putting him in the Fatal 4-Way at Battleground because it’s Best For Business. Reigns thinks it’s because Triple H thinks he can neutralize John Cena, then Kane takes out Reigns, allowing Randy Orton to walk away with the title. Reigns says he can neutralize John Cena, neutralize Kane and that Randy Orton won’t be walking out as WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

King Roman.

— nicole (@angiechipz) July 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/486299926553317376

Roman Reigns tells the WWE Universe that he has assessed this situation a 1,000 times and although he is a wanted man, he’s got a trigger. As Reigns speaks, a loud”We Want Bret” chant breaks out.

"We Want Bret?" Me Too Guys but Let Roman Reigns Speak. He WILL Spear You.

— LeKeith (@lekeithlewis) July 8, 2014

"We Want Bret" is the Canadian equivalent to "CM Punk."

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 8, 2014

The loud chant breaks turns into a “Cena Sucks” chant. Reigns tells the WWE Universe that when Roman Reigns is in the house, you’re damn right Cena sucks. The WWE Universe erupts.

"Roman Reigns is in the house, you damn right "Cena Sucks!"

Cena: *Watching backstage*…Welp. *Crosses Reigns off the Christmas Card list*

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/486300189456482304

#CenaSucks #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) July 8, 2014

#RAW LOL Reigns just owned the Cena sucks chant and grabbed the crowd

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) July 8, 2014

Dat improv from Reigns. I'm fist bumping the screen now brother.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) July 8, 2014

Roman Reigns says he doesn’t care if The Authority has to say because he is irrelevant. Reigns calls Randy Orton irrelevant and pawn in the Authority’s game, then declares that he will be the new WWE Word Heavyweight Champion. Reigns says to “Believe That” then gets interrupted by The Demon Kane.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/486300303394742272

Kane's not in his Business Suit. That Means He's 100% Demon, 0% Corporate.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

Roman Reigns stares down Kane then asks him if he’s standing in for The Authority. Reigns asks if Kane is still the Devil’s Favorite Demon because lately, it looks like Kane is Triple H’s lapdog and Randy Orton’s Bitch.

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/486300512758030336

Oh he did a swear 🙊 #RAW

— Rose Bloomfield (@roseebloomfield) July 8, 2014

"Orton's Bitch, Kane"rolls off the tongue better than The Demon Kane. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) July 8, 2014

The Demon Kane charges to the ring and starts brawling with Roman Reigns outside and into the crowd.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/486300613022457856

Authority-less RAWs remind me of those Chaotic RAWs of old. Less Talkin' More Fightin'

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

Kane gets the upperhand as WWE Agents and referees get in the ring to separate them. Kane chokeslams a referee.

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Dat chokeslam!#Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) July 8, 2014

Ref Down! Ref Down!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/486301023426715648

#RAW RIP WHOEVER THAT REF WAS THAT JUST ATE A CHOKESLAM.

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) July 8, 2014

Road Agents break up Roman Reigns and Kane.

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JBL channeling his inner Babs from Making The Band. "LET 'EM FIGHT!"

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) July 8, 2014

LET EM FIGHT LET EM FIGHT

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 8, 2014

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Roman Reigns pushes Jamie Noble, then spears Finlay.

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Jesus Christ, what did Finlay do to you? #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) July 8, 2014

#RAW RIP FIT FINLAY FOR EATING THAT REIGNS SPEAR.

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) July 8, 2014

You KNOW Roman Reigns wants to Fight! He Just took the Fight to Finlay! #RomanIsRAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

Did Reigns just spear Finlay? Never go to Ireland, Reigns. You're a marked man now. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) July 8, 2014

Oh hell no! You do not touch Jamie Noble and stay on my good side! Nidia fire up the truck, we heading to Canada. #RAW

— Rose Bloomfield (@roseebloomfield) July 8, 2014

Roman Reigns hits the Superman Punch on Kane.

Spear!

Superman Punch!

Finlay!#Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) July 8, 2014

Roman Reigns stands tall.

#RawIsRoman Our next champ! ❤

— nicole (@angiechipz) July 8, 2014

All the agents except The Road Dogg came out to stop Roman Reigns. He doesn't want that ass beating again!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 8, 2014

#Romania!!!

It'll catch on.

>.>#Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) July 8, 2014

I Wonder if Finlay will get his revenge on Roman Reigns before this night's over…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

Roman Reigns is the first human to unlock more than 10% of his brain. At 20%, he'll be able to walk on water. Jesus could use 34%. #Raw

— Charles Nerd 🌈 (@CharlesNerd) July 8, 2014

A moment of silence for our fallen referee, John Cone…

Match 01: The Wyatt Family vs. The Usos

Harper and Rowan! The Mayhem Continues!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

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Canada is LIVE right now. Love a good crowd.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) July 8, 2014

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I'm convinced Harper's tank is growing moss now.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) July 8, 2014

The Usos are so fast, you'll think you're seeing double. And then you'll remember they're twins!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

The Usos get the upperhand.

Everybody's getting a Superkick tonight!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 8, 2014

What a superkick, I surprised he kicked out. Wow.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 8, 2014

#RAW WHAT A HOT CLOSE 2 COUNT.

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) July 8, 2014

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Luke Harper hits a powerbomb.

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A Harperbomb! He almost turned one Uso into two!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

The Usos hit a double superkick.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/486305859341778946

Superkick party runnin' wild.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) July 8, 2014

Luke Harper hits the clothesline on Jey Uso.

#RAW OUCH! WHAT A CLOTHESLINE!!

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) July 8, 2014

Uso dead. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) July 8, 2014

Winners: The Wyatt Family

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/486305941529178112

It's impossible for the Wyatt's & Usos to have a bad match. This is amazing.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) July 8, 2014

Jimmy Uso argues that the wrong Uso was pinned.

Wait. Hang On. Twin Magic worked AGAINST the Usos?!?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

Twin magic didn't work in The Usos favour. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) July 8, 2014

#RAW Twin Magic has been reversed by Harper and Rowan. they are that damn good

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) July 8, 2014

#Usomagic #RAW

— Rose Bloomfield (@roseebloomfield) July 8, 2014

One of the Uso's might have to get breast implants to avoid this situation again.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) July 8, 2014

Backstage: Randy Orton complains to Kane about Roman Reigns attacking him. Orton claims that if Reigns took it one step further, he would’ve been there “lickety-split” to help Kane out. Orton tells Kane that he has his back just like how Kane has his back at Battleground. Kane agrees, then tells Orton that at Battleground, the WWE World Heavyweight Championship is coming back to The Authority.

Randy Orton saying "lickity split" is just weird to me.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) July 8, 2014

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Orton just said "lickety-split." This can never be undone. #Raw

— chux4w (@chux4w) July 8, 2014

Seth Rollins walks in and agrees and thinks that since The Authority isn’t here, they need to have each other’s backs. Rollins tells Kane and Orton that if either one of them win the Money In The Bank, he’ll think twice about cashing in his Money In The Bank Briefcase. After Seth Rollins leaves, Randy Orton says he’s starting to hate Seth Rollins. Kane tells Orton that he’s starting to hate him, then walks off.

Orton: I'm beginning to hate that kid.
Kane: I'm beginning to hate YOU *Leaves*
Orton: …Welp. *Scratches Kane off the Christmas Card list*

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 8, 2014

Orton kinda looked a little heartbroken after Kane said he hated him. Sad times indeed. #wwe #RAW

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) July 8, 2014

What do you mean, Kane? Everyone likes Randy "lickety-split" Orton!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

"Was it because I said Lickity Split? 😦 " – Randy Orton

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) July 8, 2014

I don't blame Kane for not trusting Randy Orton. Sorry, You can't trust anyone who uses the term "lickety-split." #RAW

— SiriusXM Busted Open (@BustedOpenRadio) July 8, 2014

#RAW Honestly, I don't see how Kane could hate Orton. Maybe he needs to just hug him again? pic.twitter.com/eQkoZjvH8Q

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) July 8, 2014

Stephanie, come get ya kids. They're acting up.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) July 8, 2014

Match 02: Nikki Bella vs. Alicia Fox

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Justin Roberts announces that per the orders of Stephanie McMahon, both Divas have to have one hand tied behind their back for this match.

Per the Authority? What, did Stephanie Skype her orders in?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/486307943097200640

Nikki Bella's arm is going to be tied behind her back. That means she's going to do a lot of chest bumps. Watch out, Alicia Fox!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 8, 2014

Nikki is gorge! #bettertwin #reality

— nicole (@angiechipz) July 8, 2014

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Alicia Fox attacks Nikki Bella.

Honestly, are we surprise that Alicia Fox tricked the referee? She's Sly like a Fox!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

Based on the current events, rather than 1 arm tied behind her back, shouldn't Alicia Fox just be in a straitjacket? #RAW

— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) July 8, 2014

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Alicia Fox pours Red Bull on Nikki Bella.

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Foxy 3:16#Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) July 8, 2014

Did Alicia Fox just give Nikki the Stone Cold Salute with 2 Cans of Red Bull?!?!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

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That's why she's crazy, she's chugging red bulls.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) July 8, 2014

Winner: No Contest

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Nikki Bella is tied up and wet. Whoever's fetish this is, WWE did that for you. So congratulations.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 8, 2014

Don't Worry Guys. There's a Divas Tag Match later in the night. Sometimes you have to lower the bar to backflip over it!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

Match 03: Rusev vs. Rob Van Dam

MY MAIN MAN RUSEV!

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) July 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/486310140572741633

Russev barely passes "Flag Waving 101". It was just an extra elective, and pass/fail. So he's good.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) July 8, 2014

Lana tells Canada to embrace Vladimir Putin.

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Rob Van Dam comes out.

"Dude…when did Rhino get a hot Russian girl?" – RVD having no idea who Rusev is.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 8, 2014

Standing up for Canada against the tyrannical Rusev is that well known Canadian… Rob Van Dam …

— young simba (@extremeexile) July 8, 2014

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If Vladimir Putin keeps the peace, Rob Van Dam must pass the peace pipe…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

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Wait a second. Rob Van Dam has a chance here…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

Rusev takes down RVD.

… never mind…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

During the match, Zeb Colter, on behalf of Jack Swagger challenges Rusev to a match at Battleground.

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You know they DO NOT care about Rusev / RVD if they cut to a pre-tape promo from Zeb Colter. That's not even on the App!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

Rusev kicks Rob Van Dam.

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Rolling Thunder-Struck!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 8, 2014

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Winner: Rusev

Stupid Rusev and his stupid everything. Save us, Mojo Rawley. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) July 8, 2014

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