So That Happened: #RAW Recap (05/12/14)

Match 04: Nikki Bella vs. Natalya

https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/466026695867514880

This match is about a painting?

— brianna (@ritahepburn) May 13, 2014

Wait. Are Natalya and Nikki Bella really about to fight over the painting? Bring Alicia Fox back out.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/466026875064975360

We can all agree: Nattie's a better Wrestler than a Painter. #RAW #TotalDivas

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/466027085144670208

The WWE Divas have score cards that they keep holding up.

lol wtf with the score cards?

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 13, 2014

Give Nattie a 4/10, girls!

— brianna (@ritahepburn) May 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/466027414616027138

Eva Marie shouldn't have numbers to grade with. She should have cards of the slang she uses, like "Dope", Dude" and "H.A.M."

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 13, 2014

The divas are STIFF tonight.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 13, 2014

Nikki Bella dives on Natalya.

Nikki with a Del Rio-like 'flying thing' there.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) May 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/celfiesta/status/466027671361949698

Winner: Nikki Bella

Nikki Bella just pinned Nattie. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) May 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/466027944444723200

Nattie, maybe you should just take up a Career in Art…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

Post-Match, Natalya snaps and almost gets into a fight with Cam’ron.

Cam'ron loses her cat. The Bella Twins mock her gifts and somehow, Natalya's the one in the wrong?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 13, 2014

Now Natalya and Alicia Fox are Going to Form a Team: #TotalTantrums

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

Match 05: #ScumbagSheamus vs. Curtis Axel

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/466029714591981568

It's seriously just Ryback's theme with a sad horn in it

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/466029737203101696

Rybaxel looks so stupid.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

Those beanies make Ryback and Curtis Axel look like two rejected South Park Characters.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 13, 2014

The level of Rybaxel's friendship is something I think we should all aspire to reach in our lives. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) May 13, 2014

Can we cast Rybaxel as Bulk and Skull in the Power Rangers Movie?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

#ScumbagSheamus

— young simba (@extremeexile) May 13, 2014

YOU DON'T GET TO DO A RUNNING KNEE, #SCUMBAGSHEAMUS!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

Winner: #ScumbagSheamus

Can Curtis Axel go on Maury? I demand a Paternity test!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/466031156983762944

Match 06: #ScumbagSheamus vs. Ryback

Daniel Bryan gets hurt so we get two #ScumbagSheamus matches. #ThisIsTheDarkestTimeline

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 13, 2014

#ScumbagSheamus is not on the list of "Wrestlers We Want to See Wrestle Twice" It goes:
1. Daniel Bryan
2. The Shield
3. Cesaro
4. Bryan

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

Why does Ryback have a heart painted on his chest?

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) May 13, 2014

You think The Ryback's spray paint artist dropped a Hot Dog and got inspired?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

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Winner: #ScumbagSheamus

It only took a year for everyone to figure out that the counter to Shell Shock is to fall backwards.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

Congrats to Sheamus! Usually it takes months of rehab for a wrestler to beat something that sounds like Rybaxel. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) May 13, 2014

Stephanie McMahon Speaks:

THE QUEEN-DOMMMMMM! Where The Kings Bow Dowwwwnnnnnn!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 13, 2014

Pretty Sure That Mother's Day is Whenever Stephanie McMahon Wants it to be.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

Stephanie rocking the jacket and jeans combo like a sexy Hank Scorpio. #Raw

— Tom (@TQSherwood) May 13, 2014

Stephanie McMahon tells the WWE Universe that Daniel Bryan came out here and told his story, but at the end of the day, Daniel Bryan has to undergo neck surgery. Stephanie says Bryan’s injury proves is one thing: Daniel Bryan is simply not an A+ Player. Stephanie continues to back up her claim by saying Bryan may have the heart of a champion, but his body can’t handle it.

"Is that an open wound? Lemme throw some salt in it." – Steph

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 13, 2014

Yeah, people with injured necks aren't A+ Players. Hall of Famers Stone Cold and Edge? Solid Bs. Olympic Medalists Kurt Angle? B-

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

Stephanie McMahon says that since Daniel Bryan is injured, she wants him to relinquish the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Stephanie demands Bryan come down here and hand her the title, but Bryan doesn’t come out. Stephanie asks for Bryan to come out again, and a few seconds later, Kane comes out dragging Daniel Bryan’s injured body.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/466035360213245952

Kane's trying to start a new Money In The Bank where he tries to cash in by using the carcass of the current World Heavyweight Champion.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 13, 2014

Bump on the noggin'. Diagnosis? Bad babysitting!

— young simba (@extremeexile) May 13, 2014

As Kane leaves, Brie Bella runs out with EMTs and check on Daniel Bryan.

https://twitter.com/celfiesta/status/466035700388089856

See What Happened While You Were Playing With Your Stupid Cards, Brie?!? Your Screams Are the Only Thing that Scares Away Demon Kane!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 13, 2014

EMTs put Daniel Bryan on a stretcher, then start to wheel him out of the arena. Stephanie McMahon follows, then apologizes to Brie Bella. Brie pushes Stephanie McMahon and tells her to stay away before going into the ambulance with Daniel Bryan.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

Or you could've just slapped her, Brie.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 13, 2014

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