So That Happened: #RAW Recap AKA #HijackRAW (03/03/14)

John Cena Speaks:

John Cena continues to ignore his BFF, Stu The Cameraman. It should be John Cena vs. Stu The Cameraman at Wrestlemania 30.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/440694091228000257

You can't not laugh at Cena's limp running. Sorry John. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) March 4, 2014

Cena fears MRIs like Goku fears Needles. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) March 4, 2014

After a loud CM Punk chant, John Cena thanks Chicago for the warm welcome. Cena reminds us about being injured by The Wyatt Family. The WWE Universe cheers. John Cena informs the WWE Universe that he won’t have a match tonight. The WWE Universe chants. John Cena says that he’s gonna take that as the WWE Universe telling him to “Get Well Soon.”

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/440694657190596608

Chicago hates Cena since 2006. This is a old feud.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) March 4, 2014

John Cena says that even though he was hurt, he wanted to come out here to hear the energy and passion of the entire city. Cena says that The Allstate Arena holds a special place in his heart. Cena reminds us that he fought at Wrestlemania here, got beaten up by Brock Lesnar here, and fought a very special person here.

On some level. deep down, people chanting Cena's injury and non-match has to hurt. Like the 5th level of his personal parking garage deep.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

After another CM Punk chant, John Cena says that he has a lot of respect for Chicago because even though they boo him, he appreciates how Chicago always makes their voices heard and they’re always loud.

John Cena just told this crowd that he likes em even if they don't like him and I think that's very mature of him. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) March 4, 2014

Some of Cena's knees are okay, some of them aren't, but he RESPECTS THAT. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) March 4, 2014

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John Cena says that he understands the WWE Universe wants change, but respect is earned and if you want to change, you have to go through him. Cena calls out the WWE Superstars, specifically Bray Wyatt, and says Wyatt’s attack doesn’t put him in the driver’s seat, because just like his debut in the Allstate Arena 12 years ago, Cena is still standing tall.

John Cena: 12 Years A WWE Superstar #RAW

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) March 4, 2014

Cena's yelling in his preacher voice and Bray's behind the curtain, singing a hymn and biding his time. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) March 4, 2014

The Wyatt Family appears on the titantron. Luke Harper whistles, until Bray Wyatt starts talking about John Cena. Wyatt tells Cena that he reminds him of a championship horse that has been running for a long time. Wyatt says the people cheer for the horse, but one day, the horse starts to slow down and reality sets in and the horse is eventually put down.

It wasn't just Leo that was robbed of a Oscar last night… Bray Wyatt was also robbed of his golden statue.

— nicole (@angiechipz) March 4, 2014

Bray Wyatts can just talks all the panties off. "I don't know what he's saying, but let me get these off right quick"

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) March 4, 2014

Bray Wyatt asks Cena how long he thinks he can fend off the Wyatt Family, and that the Wyatt Family will put him down.

Bray Wyatt's voice is oddly soothing when he sings. like a creepy John Legend.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Backstage: Batista is walking towards the ring, until he bumps into Randy Orton. Orton wishes Batista the best of luck tonight against Daniel Bryan.

https://twitter.com/HBShizzlesAngel/status/440696663556907008

Alexander Rusev Speaks:

Lana comes out speaking Bulgarian, and tells the WWE Universe to rise and show respect for Alexander Rusev.

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https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/440697214973661184
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Alexander Rusev speaks Bulgarian.

That's some serious final boss music.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/440697510600785920

Alexander Rusev just won the Thickness Olympics, I guess. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) March 4, 2014

Match 09: Batista vs. Daniel Bryan

https://twitter.com/brokahontas/status/440698128115961856

Is Batista still walking through that pit of danger? Who WOULD follow him into a pit of danger?

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/JenJenMichelle/status/440698294944407552

I feel like this is WWE mocking Batista. "Ok, now when Bryan comes out, pay attention. That's what your comeback was supposed to sound like"

— Charles Nerd 🌈 (@CharlesNerd) March 4, 2014

"The Yes Movement is the Stupidest Thing I've Ever Heard" – Dave 'Deacon' Batista

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Batista's back tattoos were my MySpace theme in 2005. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) March 4, 2014

Randy Orton looks like he's taking a nap. "Nothing like a glass of warm milk and a Batista match to soothe me."

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Daniel Bryan starts to fight back.

JBL would raise Daniel Bryan's grade from a Solid B+ to a Solid B++

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

The Authority comes down to the ring.

Uh oh. #RAW

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) March 4, 2014

Oh son of a bleep blorp #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) March 4, 2014

Triple H, Kane, and Stephanie came out like a pride of Lions, especially Stephanie.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) March 4, 2014

Batista throws Daniel Bryan into Randy Orton.

Nice goin', #Saltista…

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

Batista using Bryan to take out Orton, oh boy.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 4, 2014

Daniel Bryan starts to fight back until Randy Orton interferes and attacks Daniel Bryan.

Winner: Daniel Bryan (Via DQ)

Randy Orton tries to RKO Batista, but Batista throws Orton right into Bryan’s Solid Knee Plus.

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/440701307511259136

Daniel Bryan fends off Batista, then kicks Kane into Triple H.

LOL unfortunate for EVERYONE except Bryan. Amazing

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 4, 2014

Daniel Bryan single-handedly beat Evolution (and Kane)!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Daniel Bryan almost dives onto Triple H, but Batista spears him.

Batista with the awkward crashing into Bryan.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 4, 2014

Every time Batista throws a spear, Roman Reigns chuckles involuntarily. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) March 4, 2014

Triple H tries to tell Bryan that he’s tired of his fantasy crap, but Bryan kicks Triple H in the head.

Courtesy of WrasslorMonkey

LMFAO

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 4, 2014

HAHA! Daniel Bryan just kicked him in the face!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

BRYAN IS THE BEST

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 4, 2014

Batista hits the Batista Bomb on Daniel Bryan.

Batista Bomb him all you want, can't erase getting kicked in the face. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) March 4, 2014

Triple H hits Daniel Bryan with the Pedigree.

Pedigree? It's set in stone now. You done goofed up Trips.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 4, 2014

What's the board gonna say about this?!

— J (@jeremyregular) March 4, 2014

The Authority stands over Daniel Bryan as Stephanie McMahon mockingly chants “YES!”

https://twitter.com/theisb/status/440702522567966720

So That Happened:

Well #RAWChicago, You Had a Good Show. A Tag Title Change, a Paul Heyman Promo and Several Table Smashes (or Near Smashes)!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Tough break, Chicago. You didn't get CM Punk. But at least you got The Usos!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/440702571762548736

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