So That Happened: #RAW Recap AKA #HijackRAW (03/03/14)

Daniel Bryan Speaks:

After the loud “YES!” chants, Daniel Bryan tells Chicago that he loves that they have a voice. Bryan says that together, he and Chicago are gonna hijack RAW.

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Daniel Bryan says he’s not leaving this ring unless two things happen. Before Daniel Bryan can continue speaking, he is cut off by loud CM Punk chants.

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Daniel Bryan says that he won’t leave this ring unless one of two things happen: If Batista comes out to face him, or if triple H accepts his challenge. Bryan continues to talk about Triple H ducking his challenge until The Authority comes down to the ring.

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Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that she admires his tenacity, because after all of his losses, he shouldn’t be out here trying to hijack RAW. He should be embarrassed. Daniel Bryan ignores her and directs his focus to Triple H.

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Daniel Bryan brings up the past 6 months of screwjobs from The Authority, but tells Triple H that he stands here, unbroken, with the WWE Universe behind him. Bryan says he’s stronger than ever and challenges Triple H to a match again at Wrestlemania 30. Triple H declines again.

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Triple H tells Daniel Bryan to accept his failure and inadequacies, then calls Daniel Bryan’s Generation: “The Excuses Era” and “The Blame Era.” Triple H claims that everyone in this era never says that they weren’t good enough. They just make excuses. Triple H says that the reality of it is that anybody who failed in the WWE, is because they weren’t good enough. The whole time, the WWE Universe is chanting CM Punk.

Triple H tells Daniel Bryan that the reality of it is Daniel Bryan is a B+ Player. Triple H doesn’t understand why the WWE Universe is upset, because B+ is pretty damn good and a lot better than M. Triple H tells Daniel Bryan that it’s gonna take a lot more than a B+ Player to get him to lace up his boots again at Wrestlemania. After an “Asshole” chant, Triple H tells Bryan that the WWE Universe is telling Bryan that it’s his turn.

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Daniel Bryan tells Triple H that hte WWE Universe can see through his lies, which is why they chant “YES.” Bryan calls out Triple H, saying he doesn’t listen to the WWE Universe and doesn’t want people like Bryan to succeed. Bryan says the only way he can get Triple H to see that is if he beats Triple H at Wrestlemania.

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Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that they don’t listen to this “sea of inadequency. (The WWE Universe)” because they will turn on you instantly.

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Stephanie tells Bryan that she understands why he’s so passionate, due to the WWE Universe cheering him on, but tells Bryan that without her family, Bryan would have not. Stephanie tells Bryan that everything the WWE does is for Bryan and without them, he wouldn’t have his underdog persona, t-shirts or the fans because the WWE made Daniel Bryan.

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Daniel Bryan proposes to Stephanie McMahon that she puts on Triple H’s trunks, while Triple H puts on Stephanie McMahon’s skirt, and they can have a match at Wrestlemania. Triple H responds that he’s 90% sure that Stephanie McMahon can whip Daniel Bryan’s ass.

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Triple H tells Daniel Bryan that this match at Wrestlemania 30 is just not going to happen, then mocks Bryan as if he is a child. Triple H tells Daniel Bryan that Wrestlemania is the Showcase Of The Immortals and as hard as it is for Daniel Bryan to swallow, he does not measure up.

Triple H demands Daniel Bryan get out of his ring, but Daniel Bryan refuses to leave. Bryan says that this isn’t their ring, it’s the WWE Universe’s ring. After a loud “YES” chant, Triple H says that everything in the arena, including the WWE Universe and Daniel Bryan belong to The Authority.

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Triple H demands Daniel Bryan get out of the ring again, but Bryan tells Triple H to make him. Stephanie McMahon orders Kane to come down to ringside.

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Daniel Bryan takes down Kane until Stephanie McMahon orders security to get out here. Security pulls Daniel Bryan off of Kane.

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Match 07: Alberto Del Rio vs. Dolph Ziggler

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Aaron Paul drives out to the ring.

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Dolph Ziggler comes out of the car with Aaron Paul.

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A “Jesse Pinkman” chant breaks out.

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Aaron Paul taunts Alberto Del Rio from the announce table. Del Rio goes for the Cross Armbreaker, but Ziggler countrs with the Zig Zag.

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Winner: Dolph Ziggler

The newest inductee of the Hall Of Fame Is…

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Match 08: Big E. vs. Jack Swagger

Cesaro hits the Neutralizer on Big E.

Winner: Big E (via DQ)

Post-Match, Jack Swagger and Cesaro argue. Cesaro tries to tell Swagger that they’re even, but Swagger pushes him.

Jack Swagger pushes Cesaro again.

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Cesaro is ready to swing Jack Swagger, but Zeb Colter stops him. Colter tels Cesaro not to listen to the WWE Universe and to listen to him.

Zeb Colter eventually talks Cesaro out of swinging Jack Swagger and tells Cesaro to help Swagger up.

After Cesaro helps Jack Swagger up, Zeb Colter wants them to Hug It Out.

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Cesaro and Jack Swagger hug it out.

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