So That Happened: #RAW Recap AKA #HijackRAW (03/03/14)

Match 03: The Shield vs. The Wyatt Family

Shield! #BelieveInTheShield

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/440664610434084864

If you're looking for all the baby oil, it seems it's in Reigns' hair. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/440664796846096384

The Wyatts make their entrance next:

I want All the Footage of Bray Wyatt announcing his arrival. "Rancho Cucamonga, We're Here."

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/440665725922197504

Luke Harper dresses like a hot girl that you meet at a diner on a road trip; your lust is forbidden, but will always burn strong. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) March 4, 2014

Harper got a new jacket! There's hope, one day he'll wash his shirt.

— ya haffa move (@YourBoyDrew) March 4, 2014

Why is Luke Harper dressed like Billy Lee from Double Dragon?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

A “This Is Awesome” chant breaks out.

Yes, Unique Entrances ARE Awesome #ThatIsAllThatHasHappenedSoFar

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/440666193050210304

The Wyatt Family walks towards the ring, but Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose dive on Luke Harper Erick Rowan.

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/440666054352596992

Seth Rollins, GOOD GOD! #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) March 4, 2014

Luke Harper tries to give Seth Rollins a Top Rope German Suplex, but Seth Rollins lands on his feet.

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Seth Rollins proceeds to dive on EVERYBODY!

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And THIS is what happens when you give Seth Rollins soda after 8 pm. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) March 4, 2014

SETH HAS SNORTED ALL THE PIXY STIX #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) March 4, 2014

#NinjaRollins

— nicole (@angiechipz) March 4, 2014

SETH ROLLINS! He Just Earned Frequent Flier Miles!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

KEEP ROLLINS, ROLLINS, ROLLINS.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) March 4, 2014

Luke Harper took the Billy Lee vest off. Now he looks like someone that Billy Lee would fight in Double Dragon.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

Seth Rollins goes for a tag, but Dean Ambrose gets in the ring and starts attacking Bray Wyatt. Roman Reigns pulls Ambrose off and argues with him on the outside instead of tagging Rollins.

Laughing way to hard at Ambrose pushing Bray. #raw

— Cherokee Milkshake (@AnGieZiGs) March 4, 2014

Is Ambrose on that booger sugar?

— VillainsAreMyHeroes (@Kishathe13th) March 4, 2014

Seth Rollins finally gets to tag in Dean Ambrose, who gets the advantage and puts Erick Rowan in a Figure-Four Leglock.

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/440667837338636288

Of Course the "lunatic fringe" is the first one to do a wrestling move in this match.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Luke Harper breaks up the Figure-Four, and The Wyatt Family starts to get the upperhand.

WHOA! Bray straight spiked Ambrose!

— ya haffa move (@YourBoyDrew) March 4, 2014

The Shield is NOT looking good as a unit right now.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

Dean Ambrose pulls on Erick Rowan’s beard.

Erick Rowan's Beard is Real! He Really is Santa, You Guys!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Dean Ambrose fends off The Shield, then tries to tag Seth Rollins, but Rollins drops off the apron!

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!!!!!! #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/440668874640351232

Seth, Look at the People Who Leave Their Tag Partners: Sid Justice, The New Age Outlaws. You Don't Want to Be Part of That List!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Roman Reigns tries to get Seth Rollins to come back to the ring, but Seth Rollins has had enough, Rollins wants Ambrose and Reigns to figure it out.

Seth no where are you going #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) March 4, 2014

Seth, Nooooooooooooooooooo!

— ya haffa move (@YourBoyDrew) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/karaadora/status/440669068077858816

Seth "Wrong Time" Rollins strikes again.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/440668934186872832

Roman Reigns hits the Superman Punch on Luke Harper.

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/440669072754089984

AHHHHHHH BEST SUPERMAN PUNCH EEEEVER #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) March 4, 2014

Luke Harper just got his jaw re-adjusted on that punch my christ #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) March 4, 2014

Roman Reigns holding his own in the break up, looking like Fun Weekend Dad.

— ya haffa move (@YourBoyDrew) March 4, 2014

Roman Reigns hits the running dropkick on Luke Harper.

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/440669259123793921

YAYAYAYAAAA

— J (@jeremyregular) March 4, 2014

And Dean is pouncing everyone, Looking like Weekday Mom.

— ya haffa move (@YourBoyDrew) March 4, 2014

The Shield consumed 50 red bulls tonight, that's the only logical explanation. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) March 4, 2014

Roman Reigns hits a spear on the table to Erick Rowan.

SPEAR!!!!!!!!'

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) March 4, 2014

GOOD LORD EVERYONE IS MURDERING EACH OTHER #Raw #ShieldVsWyatts2

— Ben (@BigBen213) March 4, 2014

So They Chose TONIGHT to Reinforce The Table? TONIGHT?!?!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Luke Harper does a Suicide Dive to Roman Reigns.

YO HARPER?!

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/440669564914135040

Seth Rollins continues to stand on the ramp and watch.

Hey! Seth Rollins. Problem solved! I appreciate you pulling a Mr. Perfect at Survivor Series, but pull a Mr. Perfect and COME BACK!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

Bray Wyatt hits the Sister Abigail on Dean Ambrose.

Rollins please. ROLLINS PLEASE!

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 4, 2014

Winners: The Wyatt Family

This is Rollins's fault!!! #RAW

— 💋 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂💋 (@Batman_Infinite) March 4, 2014

Oh god I need a cooldown hug #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) March 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/440669645234642944
https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/440669751908376576

Backstage: Renee Young introduces Batista.

Don't you touch Renee, Batista!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

Don't Let Batista get to close, Renee Young. He Has No Boundaries and Can't Take a Hint.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Renee Young asks Batista about facing Daniel Bryan and “The Yes Movement” tonight on RAW. Batista tells Renee that he thinks the “Yes Movement” is the dumbest thing he’s ever seen in his life.

"The "YES!" Movement" is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life." – Says Batista, the GROWN ASS MAN, who wore skinny jeans. #Saltista

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

Batista thinks it’s amazing that Daniel Bryan passes for a WWE Superstar these days. Batista says the WWE Universe reads too many comic books to believe that a guy like Daniel Bryan could ever be a WWE Superstar. Batista tells Renee Young that guys like Daniel Bryan don’t measure up to guys like him. Batista tells the Renee that the WWE Universe might not like it, but they’re going to have to Deal With It.

Batista says Bryan "will never be like me" as if that were a bad thing. #RAW

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) March 4, 2014

Did Batista aka Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy just say Wrestling Fans Read to Many Comic Books? Cool, Bro.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Match 04: Fandango and Summer Rae vs. Santino Marella and Emma

Dear Emma, You are the best. #DontStopDancing

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

*does Emma Dance * it's Emmataining.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) March 4, 2014

Santino Marella and Emma keep high fiving, but they keep accidentally tagging themselves in.

Santino Marella and Emma are stuck in a #WWE2K14 Glitch

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

Santino fights like Mortal Kombat animation. Strike, then Pose. Strike, then Pose.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 4, 2014

Emma does the Tarantula to Summer Rae.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/440673102502965248
https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/440673193024425984

SHE HAS TIL FIVE

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) March 4, 2014

Santino Marella chases Fandango away with his cobra.

Haha! Santino made you laugh, Chicago. You're not so tough!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

Emma puts the Emma Lock on Summer Rae.

Winners: Santino Marella and Emma

why does summer keep losing? 😦

— brianna (@ritahepburn) March 4, 2014

Post-Match, Santino Marella and Emma flirt with each other.

https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/440673305776115712

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/440673364131069952

Courting Emma isn't gonna work, Santino. I bet you don't get none.
Bet you don't get it.
Bet you don't get it.
…I hope you don't get it.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 4, 2014

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