So That Happened: #RAW Recap (01/13/14)

Match 06: Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston

Last time Randy Orton vented his frustrations towards Kofi Kingston, it ruined Kofi's career.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/422921371723653122

Kofi Kingston, Be Inspired By Roman Reigns Dropkick Earlier.
Run Faster!
Jump Higher!
You Can Do This!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

S.O.S! You know I'm JOBBIN'! S.O.S! Why am I tryinnnnnnnnnnn! I'm jobbin'!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

I BELIEVE IN YOU BOUNCY NON JAMAICAN MAN!

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/422922218918526976

I actually like his tights tonight.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 14, 2014

Kofi Kingston puts up a fight.

That's It Kofi! Fight Back! Fight Back!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Randy Orton gets the upperhand.

C'mon, Kofi! 12 Years A Slave won a Golden Globe last night. That should inspire you!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

"Kick Out of That! Kick Out of That!" Kofi, Randy Orton is Having FUN Beating You Up! Fight Back!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

They're not even cheering for Kofi. They're cheering for Orton. And it's been proven that fans would rather cheer ANYTHING ELSE but Orton.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/422923645623615488

He's Doing Orton Poses! He's Doing Orton Poses Over You, Kofi!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Randy Orton continues to destroy Kofi Kingston.

I can't watch this anymore. I can't watch Kofi Kingston matches anymore. It hurts the soul. What's Emma up to?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

I wanna see Kofi just yell "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!" and take out Orton. Just cuz.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/422925171519799297

This Has Gone on Too Long. Please Let Kofi Pull Off a Miraculous Victory.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Just RKO Kofi Kingston outta nowhere and call it a day. #RAW

— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) January 14, 2014

Kofi, Barry Horowitz Feels Bad For Your Right Now. KICK ORTON IN THE FACE!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Randy Orton's facing Kofi Kingston on Easy mode. Kofi Kingston's facing Randy Orton on Legend Difficulty.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Kofi Kingston hits the S.O.S on Randy Orton!

Winner: Kofi Kingston?!

SOS I HERE THEM SHOUTIN!

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) January 14, 2014

Did Kofi really just win this?

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) January 14, 2014

SOS RANDY'S CRYIN

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/KeepItFiveStar/status/422926595104329728

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

— brianna (@ritahepburn) January 14, 2014

…so that really happened, right? I didn't have a fever hallucination? #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/422927027423805441

Post-Match, Randy Orton has a tantrum and attacks John Cena Sr.

Oh No! Cena's Dad Is Under Attack! And It's Kofi Kingston's Fault?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Well, at least he didn't get punted again.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/422927124811362304

Cena's dad needs to learn to not be front row. The further away from the ring the better.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 14, 2014

Cena's Dad: *Comes back from the Concession Stand* Got a hot dog. Got me a beer. Gonna enjoy the rest of the show-*Gets attacked by Orton*

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Just imagine the sweet vignettes Mr. Cena will get when he comes back from this career threatening injury. #EvenStronger #NeverGiveUp #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) January 14, 2014

Backstage: John Cena Sr. gets wheeled into an ambulance. John Cena goes into the ambulance with him.

John Cena wins the ambulance match!

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/theisb/status/422928534974509057

John Cena: Can I Ride in the Ambulance?
EMT: Sure
Nikki Bella: Can I Come Too?
EMT: No. Family Only.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Match 07: The Brotherhood vs. Rybaxel

https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/422928980237643776

#EatTweetDeleteRepeat

— Tom (@TQSherwood) January 14, 2014

Courtesy of WrasslorMonkey

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/422928936260370432

Please, please scroll all of Ryback's tweets across the bottom.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) January 14, 2014

They're mentioning the Twitter Rant!!!!! @Ryback22 #WWERaw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) January 14, 2014

Stop encouraging him, @MichaelCole.

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) January 14, 2014

I'm very glad Cole brought it up

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 14, 2014

Guys. The Ryback's Unintelligible Twitter Tirade this Weekend Was Just a Hint for the Ultimate Warrior #WWEHOF Announcement!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Winners: The Brotherhood

I love the brotherhood as tag champs so much i really hope they dont break up anytime soon #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) January 14, 2014

Match 08: Rey Mysterio vs. Alberto Del Rio

Time for Rey Mysterio to ruin my Kofi Kingston high.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

I should just link a video of @KeepItFiveStar booing Rey whenever he comes out. To save myself the trouble.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 14, 2014

Did Rey Mysterio actually say "Booyaka?" #3MBooThisMan

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Stop trying to booyaka trying to happen, Rey! It's not going to happen.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/422932441913753600

I Wish Alberto Del Rio Attacked the Legs of Rey Misterio. They're The Size of Human Arms if that Helps…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Rey Mysterio goes for the 6-1-9.

619 is a terrible finisher. Worse than the KO punch.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) January 14, 2014

If you put the TV on SAP during Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio, the commentators are much more excited. #TrueStory

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Alberto Del Rio locks the Cross Armbreaker on Rey Mysterio.

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/422933875598180352

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/422934142335344640

Post-Match, Alberto Del Rio tells Batista how does he like his friend, Rey Mysterio. Del Rio tells Batista that if he shows up next week, the same thing is gonna happen to him. Del Rio claims that at the Royal Rumble, it’s going to be him throwing him out. Del Rio promises to break Batista’s arm, and says all the ignorant people will stop talking about Batista, and start talking about Alberto Del Rio.

Batista and Alberto Del Rio's Twitter Rivalry reminds me of two kids doing wrestling roleplay, but one of them (Batista) took it too far.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Backstage: Kane is on the phone, but CM Punk barges in asking for The Authority. Kane says that The Authority isn’t here tonight. Punk mentions that he’s had to fight off The Shield and now The New Age Outlaws. Punk says that if Triple H has an issue with him, he doesn’t need to hide behind them, Kane or his wife, he can speak to him face to face.

Hey, me and Kane have the same Galaxy phone. Cool. He gets a pop from me. #RAW

— Mister Payne (@mister__payne) January 14, 2014

Kane informs CM Punk that The Authority just put him in the Royal Rumble. And if he has a problem with that, then he has a problem with him. Punk says he doesn’t have a problem with being in the Royal Rumble, but he has a problem with Kane.

CM Punk just GUARANTEED himself the Number 1 spot in the Royal Rumble. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 14, 2014

Backstage: The Usos do a promo talking about how they’re going to be victorious tonight in their steel cage match. The Usos do the promo in Samoan and English.

You Know the Usos Did That As Kids to Psych Up Their Dodgeball Team. #LilUsos

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

#RAW OK that Uso promo was legit solid

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) January 14, 2014

That was pretty damn cool. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) January 14, 2014

That was amazing! Go Usos!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

That was Awesome! Let's Go, Usos!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

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