So That Happened: #RAW Recap (01/13/14)

Match 01: The Usos vs. Daniel Bryan and The Wyatt Family

We open with a match?!

— anna (@ritahepburn) January 14, 2014

That was a pretty bad ass entrance

— Macho Man's Hair (@Miss_Dani_Baby) January 14, 2014

I can't believe that The Wyatt Family are the only people in the world to master teleportation/Instant Transmition

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Whenever #RAW starts with that Wyatt Family sound, I think my TV just broke.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

The WWE Universe tries to chant “YES!” but Daniel Bryan ignores it.

YES! they are chanting Daniel Bryan! #TheYesMustGoOn #Raw

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) January 14, 2014

Good job #WWEUniverse! I say we keep chanting YES because we want @WWEDanielBryan out of those coveralls and back in his gear!

— Jill Thompson (@thejillthompson) January 14, 2014

Cheer for Daniel Bryan, WWE Universe! Break The Wyatt Curse!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/422896905018806272

@realjasonrivera @KeepItFiveStar @WWE #yourewelcome pic.twitter.com/XlB52IAQLm

— hehateme2012 (@hehateme2012) January 14, 2014

The Usos start to get the upperhand.

Loving the fight the Usos are putting up.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 14, 2014

The Usos' Strategy: Hit Daniel Bryan in the Head Enough Times to Make Him Remember Who He Was: Bryan Danielson.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

The Usos go for their flying Uso Splash, but Luke Harper and Erick Rowan interfere.

Winners: The Usos (Via DQ)

Ah well.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 14, 2014

With All the Relatives The Usos Have in Wrestling, You Think They'd Always Win "The Numbers Game"

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

The Wyatt Family tries to attack The Usos, but The Usos fight back.

Fighting back? Nice!

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 14, 2014

The Usos manage to escape.

You might slip out of the Wyatts' grasp but the rocking chair isn't going to let you get away that easily. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) January 14, 2014

The Wyatt Family stares down Daniel Bryan, as the WWE Universe chants “YES!”

#YESYESYES

— Jill Thompson (@thejillthompson) January 14, 2014

I Am Loving This Crowd. #YESYESYES #NONONO

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Bray Wyatt walks over and whispers into Daniel Bryan’s ear.

I don't think Bray is the dude you want whispering in your ear #raw

— Kara (@karaadora) January 14, 2014

Daniel Bryan gets on his knees and extends his arms to Bray Wyatt.

If Kane and Daniel Bryan can hug it out so can Bray Wyatt and Daniel Bryan. @WWE #RAW

— Riv (@realjasonrivera) January 14, 2014

Daniel Bryan gets hit with Sister Abigail.

Bryan: *Inner Monologue* Bray's mad. How can I fix this? O.O I know! *Bryan tries to hug it out, but Bray hits him with Sister Abigail*

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Bray Wyatt keeps Bryan under his spell..by giving him a concussion every week. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 14, 2014

Match 02: Damien Sandow vs. John Cena

New Year, New You, Damien Sandow! Maybe You Can Win This Time? #ProbablyNot

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

This match won't bring the Giant Chocolate Bar back, Sandow.

— lindsey (@loveablelinds) January 14, 2014

First they take away the MITB case, then his robe, then his televised entrance. Damien Sandow getting the Tensai treatment LIKE WHOA! #RAW

— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) January 14, 2014

John Cena tells his BFF, Stu The Cameraman, that it's a "Madhouse but he's likning it" Stu doesn't like the fact Cena ignored him for MONTHS

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Apparently my dislike of Cena increases when he's away. #raw

— Kara (@karaadora) January 14, 2014

John Cena's first match of 2014 isn't a big deal. You know what's a big deal? JTG's first match of 2014.

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

#RAW "LETS GO SANDOW!" "CENA SUCKS"

— Ed K (@JBLsDragon) January 14, 2014

Is Cena wearing Hulkamania underwear?

— Tom (@TomQWood) January 14, 2014

@ShayLMitchell But you'll catch in the next man's underwear. Hogan's specifically.

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

YOU ARE A GROWN MAN STOP DRESSING LIKE THAT JFC. #raw

— Kara (@karaadora) January 14, 2014

Cena's First #RAW Match of 2014 and He's Out-WRESTLING You, Damien Sandow! Get It Together!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Damien Sandow hits the Edgecator on John Cena

Damien Sandow with the Edge-ucator! That Name Works, Actually.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

It's very fitting that Damien Sandow is using the Edge-ecator.

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Did Sandow just break out the Edgecator? The best submission move to never win a match! #Raw

— Jewser Frody (@BigBen213) January 14, 2014

John Cena hits a Tornado DDT on Damien Sandow.

WHAT?

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 14, 2014

Cenado DDT! #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 14, 2014

Damien Sandow kicks out.

https://twitter.com/Jayfuz/status/422903039653982208

Damien Sandow locks John Cena in the Crossface.

The Copernicus Crossface by Damien Sandow!

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Sandow and Cena using all these new sorta-moves tonight!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

John Cena ends up standing up while Sandow has him in the crossface. Cena hits Damien Sandow with the AA.

Damien Sandow debuts yet another move in his arsenal that doesn't work. #RAW

— Erik Barnes (@ThatErikBarnes) January 14, 2014

The Hogan underwear is too strong

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 14, 2014

Winner: John Cena

Great match. What chemistry those two have.

— Georgie Boy (@NotGeorgieBoy) January 14, 2014

I tear up everytime Damien Sandow loses.

— anna (@ritahepburn) January 14, 2014

I'd be very happy if Damien Sandow won the Royal Rumble. He won't, but it'd be a nice happy moment for the poor guy.

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Post-Match, John Cena hugs his Father, who is in the front row.

If you knew Orton kicked your Dad in the head once when he was in the front row WHY would you invite him BACK to RAW & put him in the front?

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Cena Dad vs Miz Dad #WMXXX

— Macho Man's Hair (@Miss_Dani_Baby) January 14, 2014

WWE Network Announcement:

I'm throwing my money at the TV. Pls send help.

— Georgie Boy (@NotGeorgieBoy) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/brokahontas/status/422905573814718464

Backstage: Brad Maddox walks up to Kane and mocks his decision making, saying that RAW is already in chaos because of his suggestions.

Kane keeps his mask in a glass box. He's like Beast. When the last piece of hair falls from his wig he turns back into Monster Kane.

— lindsey (@loveablelinds) January 14, 2014

Kane Keeping That Mask in His Office is Like Jared From Subway Wearing His Old Pants All The Time.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Kane asks Maddox if he has any suggestions, and Maddox suggests The Usos vs. The Wyatt Family in a steel cage match.

A steel cage match! Yes. Cage Lowering Music incoming. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 14, 2014

Kane thinks it’s a good idea, but he wants a steel cage match with the door locked and only he has the key.

Isn't that a fire hazard, Kane? #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) January 14, 2014

Kane and Brad Maddox trying to out Alec Baldwin/Will Arnett each other.

— Chris Sims (@theisb) January 14, 2014

#RAW WYATT/BRYAN VS USOS IN A CAGE!?!?!? SERIOUSLY I GOT A VERY BIG SMILE ON MY FACE….so confusing

— Ed K (@JBLsDragon) January 14, 2014

Match 03: Big Show vs. Jack Swagger

#BigShowRuinsThings

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Big Show = Food break.

— anna (@ritahepburn) January 14, 2014

I Shouldn't Be Cheering The Real Americans But… They're Fighting The Big Show So… #WeThePeople

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Maybe Big Show's gimmick is that he's a giant emo teen. One week he's crying, next week, he's a baby, next week he's angry, now he's happy

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Camouflage singlets aren't working. I still see Swagger vs. Big Show. #RAW

— Erik Barnes (@ThatErikBarnes) January 14, 2014

Winner: Big Show

Least it wasn't Cesaro.

— Not Regal (@extremeexile) January 14, 2014

Zeb didn't even bother to put his head down. He knew from the beginning.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 14, 2014

Post-Match, Big Show stares at Antonio Cesaro, who runs into the crowd.

Be Smart About It, Cesaro.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Zeb Colter is checking on Jack Swagger. Rather than leave him alone, Big Show grabs Zeb Colter.

Leave Zeb alone!

— anna (@ritahepburn) January 14, 2014

Remember when Big Show blubbered when he had to punch Dusty Rhodes???

— Tom (@TomQWood) January 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/brokahontas/status/422908162920816640

You know, Big Show. At some point, you're just beating up an old man.

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

Antonio Cesaro tries to help Zeb Colter, but gets tossed over the top rope.

Antonio Cesaro: Oh My God, Zeb Colter's Dead! … I'm Free?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Big Show punches like Popeye but looks more like Bluto. #RAW

— Erik Barnes (@ThatErikBarnes) January 14, 2014

This is like Punching Yosemite Sam. You Proud of Yourself, You Varmint?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 14, 2014

Big Show just knocked out an old man, who did nothing wrong today and was minding his own business. Horrible person. #BigShowRuinsThings

— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) January 14, 2014

I hope next week Zeb has a sign that clearly states "Big Show is a Fatass."

— lindsey (@loveablelinds) January 14, 2014

Was everyone impressed with how Big Show punched that old man? #Raw

— thechrishaley ✖‿✖ (@thechrishaley) January 14, 2014

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