RAW beings with an Angelo Savoldi Tribute.
That was a Nice Tribute to Angelo Savoldi to Start #RAW. Legends Never Die.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Dolph Ziggler, Rob Van Dam, Kofi Kingston, R-Truth, Justin Gabriel, Zack Ryder, The Usos and The Prime Time Players are standing on the RAW Stage.
Looks like Kofi, RVD, Dolph, The Usos, The Prime Time Players, R-Truth, Justin Gabriel and Zack Ryder got called to the Principal’s Office.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
I Think Their Punishment is to Stand There … for THREE Hours. No Bathroom Breaks!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon make their way down to the ring and welcome everyone to RAW. Triple H brings up the ten men on stage who helped Daniel Bryan last week. Triple H brings up the rumors of the Superstars being fired, and says there’s a reason they’re all standing on that stage. Stephanie McMahon thanks the WWE Superstars for stepping up, grabbing that brass ring, and for finally being men.
But more importantly to the 10 Superstars, Thank You For Being A Friend. #RAW
— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) September 24, 2013
Triple H adds on to the Thank Yous and claims that their stepping up had nothing to do with Daniel Bryan. Rob Van Dam interrupts and says it had a lot to do with Daniel Bryan and calls Triple H out for screwing him over. RVD claims Triple H would do the same to them and they were only fighting for what’s right.
RVD’s original draft: “duuuuuuuuude” #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 24, 2013
When RVD is the voice of your motley crew, we need to maybe take a step back and reassess the situation.
— Christie (@clparty) September 24, 2013
Triple H says he finds it hard to believe that they were all fighting for Daniel Bryan since he’s never known a WWE Superstar that fought FOR WWE Champions. Triple H always thought WWE Superstars fought to be WWE Champion.
Triple H, You Don’t Remember a WWE Superstar who Fought FOR the Rights of Every Man?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Triple H calls out Dolph Ziggler and asks if he actually wants Daniel Bryan to get another WWE Championship instead of him. Stephanie McMahon brings up R-Truth and asks when the last time he had a shot at the WWE Championship was. Stephanie asks R-Truth and Zack Ryder (“Woo Woo”) why they can’t be the face of the WWE?
No… Nobody wants R Truth to be the face of anything.
— Saul (@RitaHepburn) September 24, 2013
R-Truth as the face of WWE? Only thing you’d see R-Truth’s face on is a photo of him in the supermarket holding a pair of stolen porkchops.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Stephanie McMahon says there’s a reason why none of the men standing on stage have what it takes to be face of the company. Triple H cuts her off and says that the reason is The Shield. Triple H says that The Shield has been doing such a great job beating down each and every one of them and that is why the WWE Superstars are frustrated. Triple H claims that last week’s frustration had nothing to do with Daniel Bryan. It had to do with The Shield.
DEAN AMBROSE CONVEYS SERIOUS WTF REALLY WELL GUYS. #RAW
— Drop ToeHold (@Drop_ToeHold) September 24, 2013
Triple H says he’s going to give the Superstars an opportunity to take the opportunity to take out some frustration tonight on The Shield in an elimination handicap match against The Shield, with their partner, who Triple H claims he’s better than all of them, Daniel Bryan.
Daniel Bryan and the Island of Misfit Toys vs. The Shield. Let’s rock. #RAW
— Drop ToeHold (@Drop_ToeHold) September 24, 2013
Zack Ryder is Going to Hold This Over JTG for So Long… “See, Broski, This is What Happens When You Put Yourself Out There. Woo Woo Woo!”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Stephanie McMahon says that’s not all. Stephanie wanted to thank the WWE Superstars on stage, but also wanted to thank the WWE Universe. Stephanie tells the WWE Universe that they will have the opportunity to choose who gets to face Randy Orton tonight. The choices are R-Truth, Dolph Ziggler or ROB…VAN…DAM!!!
Way to say their names with no bias, Stephanie.
— Long Tim (@TimWelcomed) September 24, 2013
Steph is such a mark for RVD
— Diego Violence (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 24, 2013
Triple H and Stephanie have an obsession with RVD. Trips loves giving him title shots. Steph loves his taunt. They want to be BFFs with him.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
@KeepItFiveStar They invite him everywhere, but he never shows up. They invited him to a fancy restaurant, he wore a blazer and his tights.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Stephanie McMahon says the WWE Universe can vote on who they want to face Randy Orton via the WWE App. The WWE Universe is not happy about that. Stephanie McMahon says that she feels that tonight’s Main Events is what’s best for the WWE Universe. Triple H chimes in and says that this is also Best For Business.
Hahaha, They booed the WWE App.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
To be honest, The COO has abused The Shield more than he has Daniel Bryan. These dudes get worked to death. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
WWE App Tutorial:
I’m Okay with all the WWE App Talk if and ONLY if that means the Giant Swing is back on RAW.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Where’s the @WWE app tutorial for the Nokia 3310? #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 24, 2013
Match 01: Alberto Del Rio vs. Kofi Kingston
Alberto Del Rio appears to be wearing a saran wrap diaper. #RAW
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 24, 2013
Black scarf means serious business. #RAW
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) September 24, 2013
Based on all the logos & symbols, I assume Kofi Kingston’s pants had a run in with a 50cent sticker machine outside of a grocery store. #RAW
— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) September 24, 2013
The alien Kofi logo on his trunks looks like Mr Burns on his Friday night ritual. #IBringYouLove
— Tom (@TomQWood) September 24, 2013
Kofi Kingston’s been playing so much GTA V lately, that he sees the whole world like a GTA Game. He’s gonna start punching pedestrians soon.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
The crowd starts chanting for commentators and stuff again because that hasn’t gotten old…
The JBL Chant Made it to the App! That Means It Shouldn’t Be On RAW. Get It Out Of Your System, Chicago.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
The crowd starts chanting for Colt Cabana.
I Take if Back, Chicago. Colt Cabana Chants Rule. Like Sodas.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
All those Ole! chants and all Vince can think about is how jazzed the crowd is for Los Matadores. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 24, 2013
Alberto Del Rio works hard. I don’t know why the crowd tunes out during his matches every single week
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Kofi, Don’t Do The Hand Clap! It Only Weakens your Injured Arm!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Dammit Kofi, this is why you lose. STOP jumping around, Stop high fiving yourself! I wanna see you prosper!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
-_____-…..god dammit, kofi. you’re like the wrestling version on the knicks.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Backstage: Renee Young introduces a special guest…The Miz.
Why would you tease a very special guest & bring out The Miz? People already hate him. People also hate surprises. Don’t make him a surprise
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Renee Young asks The Miz how he’s feeling after the attack from Randy Orton last week. Before The Miz can answer, Triple H walks up and asks him how he’s feeling.
Triple H stopping Miz from talking is the best thing he has ever done
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) September 24, 2013
Triple H tells The Miz that he knows he wants to get his hands on Randy Orton tonight, but as COO, he can’t allow that to happen due to Miz’s injuries. However, he feels like giving the people what they want and Chicago wants MizTV.
“Chicago wants Miz TV”, “No we don’t.” – Chicago
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Triple H says tonight, he’s going to allow The Miz to host MizTV with his guest, The Big Show.
Poor Miz. Last Week, He Was on Bully Beatdown and The Bully Won.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Match 02: The Wyatt Family vs. The Prime Time Players
They are here. #raw
— WYW Murder Appliance (@WellYoureWrong) September 24, 2013
Is Chicago Clapping to the Wyatt Family Theme?!?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
CLAP YOUR HANDS TO THE BEAT
— Tom (@TomQWood) September 24, 2013
*Claps along to Wyatt Family entrance music* #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
Did I ever mention that if you flip Rowan’s head upside down, you get Sheamus? #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 24, 2013
Titus O’Neil gets tagged in and cleans house.
Titus O’Neil is electric on the hot tag. I love seeing him wreck guys. He’s so fun to watch
— Charles Cress (@CharlesCress) September 24, 2013
Titus O’Neill is stronger than what I imagine Erick Rowan’s stench is. #RAW
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 24, 2013
Titus O’Neil’s momentum is cut off by a Clothesline From Hell by Luke Harper.
That Clothesline Got the JBL Laugh of Approval!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Winner: The Wyatt Family
…well that was short-lived. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 24, 2013
Post-Match, Bray Wyatt hits Sister Abigail on Darren Young.
Sister Abigail strikes again!
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) September 24, 2013
MizTV with Big Show:
The Miz says normally he’d come out with a smile on his face, but he’s banged up and really pissed off. Miz says he was humiliated by Randy Orton last week in front of his friends, family and Mother. The Miz tells Randy Orton is that it’s a lot easier to knock him down than to keep him down and that this isn’t over by a longshot. Miz tells Randy Orton that payback will come and it will be awesome.
Miz, stop being dramatic. This would’ve happened any way. Same results different venue.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
The Miz segways into Big Show knocking out Dusty Rhodes, then introduces the Big Show. The Miz talks about his history with the Big Show and how much he respects Show as a man, but as a man, he has to ask him how could he do that to Dusty Rhodes?
The Miz Always Sounds Like His Jaw is Broken, Post Beatdown.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Big Show doesn’t respond. The Miz tells Big Show that he understands Big Show’s personal issues and the situation he was in last week, but tells Big Show that Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are trying to break him. Miz says that Big Show is the largest guy in the locker room, who everyone respects and if Triple H and Stephanie break him, they can break everybody. The Miz tells Big Show that the WWE Superstars are starting to step up and that it’s time for Big Show to step up.
The latest in the dance movie craze. Step Up 4: Big Show Steps Up
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 24, 2013
The Miz tells Big Show to stop letting that “Castrating Witch” demoralize him and before he can finish that sentence, Stephanie McMahon’s music plays.
“Castrating Witch?” You Know, Miz, Sometimes You Bring It On Yourself.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
“The QUEEN-DOMMMMMM! Where the Kings bow dowwwwwwn!” – #CoolMomSteph‘s #CoolMomRap
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
I start twerking when the beat drops on Stephanie McMahon’s theme.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Stephanie McMahon says she’s gonna let that slide because she knows The Miz likes to stir up the pot on MizTV. Stephanie tells Miz that there’s no reason for him to berate the Big Show and that his line of questioning if disrespectful and borderline slander. The Miz calls Stephanie McMahon out on making legal threats, then tells her to take those legal threats and shove them straight up her ass.
That’s sexual harrasment in the workplace miz! you can’t say things like that to women!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Stephanie McMahon mocks The Miz’s “original comeback” then tells him that the reason The Miz is doing this to the Big Show right now is because he’s living on his own Cul-de-sac of Disappointment. Stephanie calls The Miz out on his own inadequacies because not only did he suffer an embarrassing beating from Randy Orton, but he knows that he’s not a Main Event Player here. Stephanie says there’s nothing worse than a Superstar who peaks too early.
“There’s nothing worse than a Superstar who peaks too early.” – Stephanie McMahon. …KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
You Can Tell What Power Mode Stephanie is in by the Size of Her Shoulder-pads.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Stephanie McMahon tells The Miz that he he has value. Stephanie calls The Miz a utility player, meaning whenever there’s a radio show they need to put a WWE Superstar on, they call The Miz. Whenever there’s a promotional tour in some far off country, they call The Miz. Whenever there’s a supermarket that’s having a grand opening, but needs special promotion, they call The Miz.
The Miz was WWE Champion. Now hes at super market grand openings. Thats some sad stuff right there. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
They tried to open a supermarket with Booker T once… and he and Stone Cold tore the place up!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 24, 2013
Stephanie McMahon says it’s not like they haven’t given The Miz opportunities before. Stephanie McMahon calls out The Miz on having an opportunity to beat Randy Orton in his own hometown and failing to do so. Stephanie McMahon tells The Miz that she saw the look in the Miz’s Mom’s eyes go from hope to absolute disappointment because he failed her, his family, his friends and himself. Stephanie tells The Miz that once again he couldn’t measure up.
Stephanie is going in. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
Stephanie McMahon says once again The Miz is here and once again he didn’t learn his lesson. Stephanie says she’s sorry she has to do this to him, then tells Big Show to knock him out. But of course, Big Show is going to start crying and-
POW! Right in the kisser. #RAW
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) September 24, 2013
Damn, Big Show! Without any hesitation! He was holding that Knockout Punch in from the ShowMiz Era.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Big Show had no hang ups about that knockout lol
— Diego Violence (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 24, 2013
Big Show didn’t even hesitate, he felt sorry for the verbal abuse Miz was getting. He wanted to stop Miz’s emotional pain.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Well, Now We Know Whose Bag The Miz Ate Chicken Over…
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
The WWE Doctors check on The Miz.
“Miz! Know where you are?” “…Real World?”
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 24, 2013
Miz has been knocked out so hard he thinks he’s hosting Smackdown in 2006 now.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 24, 2013
Can the WWE Keep Dr. Shelby on Retainer? I Think Miz Needs to Go in the Back for a Good Cry after Stephanie’s Speech.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Big Show should have to be adopted by Stephanie at some point so he can start saying “Momma said knock you out.”
— Long Tim (@TimWelcomed) September 24, 2013
Match 03: Randy Orton vs. Rob Van Dam
This is what happens when Stephanie fluctuates the pitch of her voice when telling people the voting options.
— Long Tim (@TimWelcomed) September 24, 2013
How did I miss Ricardo in that fluorescent t-shirt? #RAW
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) September 24, 2013
I didn’t think RicRod’s RVD shirt could get worse…but somehow it did.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Those airbrushed RVD shirts make Ricardo look like a Juggalo.
— Tom (@TomQWood) September 24, 2013
Dress for the Job you Want, Ricardo, Not the Job you Have. And Trust Us, You Want Howard Finkel’s Job.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Winner: Double Countout
Post-Match, Randy Orton decimates Rob Van Dam.
How many times must Randy Orton try and end Rob Van Dam’s career?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
How Come No One’s Coming to Help Out RVD? There’s Still like 4 People Left. You Can’t Get in MORE Trouble, Can You?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Randy Orton takes out Rob Van Dam with a Top Rope DDT.
“Dahaha” *DDT*. – Orton knows how to have fun. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
RVD really should stop getting in the ring with Orton at this point
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) September 24, 2013
@prettyheartless *insert family guy cutaway transition here*
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 24, 2013
Don’t Worry, Daniel Bryan, You’ll Still Have … R-Truth, Zack Ryder and Justin Gabriel in Your Corner? Oh! The Usos and Ziggler! Good Good!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Justin Gabriel, R-Truth & Ryder are still gonna be 100%. And Daniel Bryan will probably be like, ‘ahhh, it’s cool dudes, I got this.’ #RAW
— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) September 24, 2013
Los Matadores Debut Next Week:
Next Week, We Finally Get to the Fireworks Factory! Los Matadores Debut!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Ole Ole Ole ole!
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
On the WWE App:
Exclusively on the App, Alberto Del Rio Attacked the Weakened RVD. Check It Out Now Or Wait for the App Replay in 30 seconds.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
WWE2K14 Roster Reveal:
Michael Cole: RVD died, but we have a new videogame! #WWE2K14!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Backstage: The Bella Twins are getting ready for their match until Randy Orton walks up to them. Orton asks if she saw what he did right there. Brie Bella says she was too busy not caring. Orton tells Brie that what he just did out there is only a fraction of what he’s going to do to her boyfriend, Daniel Bryan. Orton tells Brie Bella that if she’s looking to upgrade to a real man, he’s available.
LOL, REALLY Orton?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Brie Bella says she has a real man and a real champion in Daniel Bryan. Orton tells Brie Bella that standing in front of her is what a real champion, real man and the face of the WWE looks like. Randy Orton tells Brie Bella that he is what Brie’s goatfaced, troll of a boyfriend will never be.
Brie Bella: I GOT A MAN! Randy Orton: What your man got to do with me?!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Backstage: Stephanie McMahon is watching the footage of her and Triple H’s wedding.
That’s not the Triple H and Stephanie wedding I remember…. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 24, 2013
Stephanie McMahon is interrupted by AJ Lee, who gets a huge crowd reaction.
AJ Lee’s crowd reaction >
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Safe to say this crowd loves AJ. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 24, 2013
Stephanie McMahon tells AJ Lee that she hasn’t always been lucky with love, so she’s going to give AJ a copy of Triple H’s DVD to see what a real wedding looks like. AJ thanks Stephanie then questions the ridiculous tag team match she’s in against the Total Divas. AJ questions that her own tag partners will turn against her at any minute and that this is no way to be treating the Divas Champion. Stephanie gets in AJ’s face.
“Boss lady, youre kinda all up in my personal space” LMFAO
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) September 24, 2013
Stephanie McMahon tells AJ Lee that this company is her personal space and that she will compete in the 10 Diva Tag Match or maybe she won’t be the Divas Champion much longer. AJ Lee reluctantly says she has a match to get ready for, then leaves.
Can We See AJ Lee Take On the #TotalDivas in a Handicap Gauntlet Match? She Has A Pretty Good Shot at Winning.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Maybe Daniel Bryan and AJ Lee should just take on The Shield. Seems like The McMahons hate both of them.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Match 04: Fandango vs. Santino Marella
Summer Roach
— Krys ♥ (@krysalicious) September 24, 2013
I love Fandango and Summer Rae but they really need to change up their ring entrance. Add a twirl or something idgaf.
— Christie (@clparty) September 24, 2013
Santino Marella’s goatee makes him look like a cross between Chavo Guerrero and the Dad from Suburgatory.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Santino Marella taunts Summer Rae with his Cobra.
SANTINO! That was NOT PG, sir. Dirty Pool, Mister!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Surprisingly, Santino is the One that Made it Weird Tonight.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
I, personally, am disgusted.
— M. Toboggan M.D. (@jeremyExiled) September 24, 2013
Winner: Fandango
Fandango with a beautiful flying legdrop! Shades of the greatest Luchador of all time, @PsicosisOficial!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
CM Punk Speaks:
Some random fan just showed up on RAW-oh wait. That’s CM Punk!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
How Awesome is CM Punk? TWO New T-Shirts Released Today and What Does He Wear to The Ring? A Blackhawks Jersey! #BestInTheWorld
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
CM Punk receives a Hero’s Welcome from the Chicago Crowd.
CM Punk is the only wrestler who can make headlines by showing up, looking like he slept last night. #RAW
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 24, 2013
CM Punk tells the Chicago Crowd that they completely ruined a perfectly good bad mood and that he hasn’t smiled in a week in a day, but he came out here and couldn’t help himself.
CM Punk found his smile. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 24, 2013
See How Easy It Is to Get Your Smile Back, Shawn Michaels? What Took You So Long?!?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
CM Punk says he tried to get the Stanley Cup here tonight, but since it’s getting engraved in Montreal, he feels like he let everybody down. CM Punk says it’s no big deal when he lets himself down, but last week in Detroit, he let everybody down. CM Punk is cut off by either a Detroit Sucks/Cena Sucks chants.
Ryback shows up in his Detroit Red Wings singlet.
— Tom (@TomQWood) September 24, 2013
CM Punk apologizes again for letting everybody down because Paul Heyman pinned him in the middle of the ring. Punk says it’s going to read in Gray’s Sports Almanac that Paul Heyman beat CM Punk. CM Punk says that he’s lost a lot, but this loss really bummed him out. Punk questions if he can do this anymore, wear a Blackhawks Jersey or be fit to perform in front of the greatest wrestling crowd, Chicago.
HA! Grey Sports Almanac. You’re the Best, CM Punk.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
I still say MSG is the greatest wrestling crowd in the world, but to each their own, CM Punk.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Sorry. GRAYS Sports Almanac. I’m More Upset At Myself Than Anything.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
CM Punk questions if he deserves to represent Chicago, but then remembers putting the Blackhawks Jersey on and coming out to one hell of an ovation. CM Punk compares his situation to the Detroit Redwings almost beating the Chicago Blackhawks, but the Blackhawks came out on top.
I didn’t know I was watching a Chicago Blackhawks Pep Rally…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
CM Punk’s hockey stories > The Rock’s crackhead stories.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 24, 2013
Is CM Punk Talking About The Booker T Best of Seven Series When Booker Was Down and Won 4 Straight Matches, Right?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
CM Punk says that sometimes Chicago gets beaten up, but they get back up and go back to work the next day. Punk says that no matter if he loses, he promises to get back up and pull out a victory because that is the Chicago Way. CM Punk talks about the love he has for Chicago and whether it’s Curtis Axel or Ryback, he wants a fight.
I think @CMPunk is running for Mayor!
— Jill Thompson (@thejillthompson) September 24, 2013
CM Punk could be reciting a sweet potato casserole recipe and get those cheers. Amazing.
— Tom (@TomQWood) September 24, 2013
If CM Punk has so much love for Chicago, how come he couldn’t support the show Happy Endings? You DID let me down, CM Punk. You and America.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Paul Heyman comes out on a scooter singing his rendition of New York, New York.
Heyman singing. #Buys! #raw
— WYW Murder Appliance (@WellYoureWrong) September 24, 2013
dude, I can hear Paul Heyman’s chins vibrate when he sings.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Can’t look at Heyman without thinking of this. #RAW pic.twitter.com/sgn4lCN2aC
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) September 24, 2013
Paul Heyman’s mic cuts off while he’s introducing himself.
I’m Not Sure What Cut Out Paul Heyman’s Mic: The Crowd’s Booing or Heyman’s Own Giddiness?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
CM Punk tells Paul Heyman that he picked the wrong time to interrupt because this isn’t Detroit, this is Chicago and Punk has 18,000 people that are willing to bail him out of jail after he gets his hands on Heyman tonight.
They wont bail you out of jail, CM Punk. This is Chicago not Canada. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
Paul Heyman tells CM Punk that he doesn’t need him to remind him of the beating he took in Detroit. Heyman claims to be in physical therapy since Night Of Champions and that the reason he is in the motorized scooter is because of CM Punk. Heyman says he takes solace in the fact that he can walk through life saying that he beat CM Punk. Heyman tells CM Punk that it’s not his fault that he lost, it’s geography’s. Heyman says since Punk is from Chicago, a second rate city with second rate teams and second rate citizens, it’s the reason why he’s the second best in the world.
Punk’s wearing a Blackhawks jersey to show love to Chicago; Heyman’s riding that scooter to show love to people who go to Wal-Mart. #RAW
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) September 24, 2013
The crowd starts chanting “Walrus” after Paul Heyman shows footage of him defeating CM Punk. Paul Heyman fires back with…
“Yea, I may be a walrus. But I pinned the biggest shark in Chicago” – Paul Heyman
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
CM Punk tells Paul Heyman that he’s not stupid because he knows how this ends, but asks Paul Heyman a question first: Can Curtis Axel and Ryback get to CM Punk faster than Punk can get to Paul Heyman? CM Punk says even if he gets to Heyman 2 seconds before they do, that’s all he needs because he’s not going to break Paul Heyman’s face anymore. He’s gonna rip his face off.
I hope that scooter beeps when you reverse it. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 24, 2013
Paul Heyman tells CM Punk that not only did he beat CM Punk, he beat him with both hands tied behind his back. Heyman tries to leave, but the scooter stops working!
Heyman’s scooter died on him!
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) September 24, 2013
The Same Thing Used to Happen to The Undertaker’s Motorcycle …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
CM Punk goes after Paul Heyman, but before he can do anything, Curtis Axel and Ryback attack CM Punk from outta nowhere.
Oh no, it’s the new Dangerous Alliance! And also Curtis Axel! #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 24, 2013
CM Punk does his best to fight off Curtis Axel and Ryback. CM Punk throws Curtis Axel into the stage, then dives off the ramp onto Ryback.
CM Punk Just Threw Curtis Axel Into the Boards and Got 5 For Fighting The Ryback!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
CM Punk should have pulled the Bret Hart trick when confronting Goldberg. Mainly a steel plate under his hockey jersey.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 24, 2013
CM Punk attacks Ryback and tosses him into the stage, but Curtis Axel attacks him from behind. Punk knocks out Curtis Axel, but Ryback attacks him from behind. Ryback throws CM Punk into the stage then lifts him up and throws him through a table. Ryback takes the mic and says this is what happens to bullies.
“This is what happens…to Bowleeys” #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
Match 05: AJ Lee, Aksana, Alicia Fox, Layla and Tamina vs. The Bellas, Funkadactyls and Natalya
CM Punk is still being checked on by the WWE Medical Staff as the Divas make their entrance.
CM Punk: *Hears the Funkadactyls music while he’s being helped out* I said Somebody Call A MEDIC! Not Somebody Call My MAMA!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Eventually, CM Punk stands on his own two feet and walks off without doctor’s help.
The Power of “Somebody Call My Momma” Revitalized CM Punk! It’s a Planet Funk Miracle!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Now onto the Divas Match:
Why is Knuckles the Echinda out there with di-Oh, that’s Eva Marie.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Was Brie Bella just screaming “Brie” with every move she hit? “Brieeeeeeeeee! *Clotheslines* Brieeeeeeeeeeee! *Dropkick*”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Winner: The Bella Twins, The Funkadactyls and Natalya
YAAAAS BRIE
— b. (@brokahontas) September 24, 2013
AJ! What the hell was that?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
AJ Lee’s Just Giving Brie Bella a False Sense of Self-Confidence. That’s All.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Backstage: Dean Ambrose asks if the boss threw them the wolves tonight or if they’re the hounds that hunt them down and eat the wolves tonight. Ambrose says that their beef with them isn’t important, but what is important is that it’s Best For Business. Dean Ambrose says their backs are against the wall, but asks Seth Rollins what happens when they’re backs are against the wall. Rollins says they step up and revolutionize the game. Ambrose follows up by saying they’re going to step up, do their job and win because they’re winners. Ambrose says Believe That, while Roman Reigns ends it with “Believe In The Shield.”
I’m convinced Roman Reigns invented mean muggin. #RAW
— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) September 24, 2013
Daniel Bryan Speaks:
I Wonder if @WWEDanielBryan Fired Up His Team By Playing @eugewarrock‘s “YES! YES! YES!” In the Back: http://t.co/54HkihDxyn
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
After a loud Daniel Bryan chant, Bryan calls the crowd awesome. Bryan reminds everyone of him being stripped of the WWE Championship due to the controversy with Scott Armstrong. Daniel Bryan says that there would be no need for him to ask for a fast count, especially since Randy Orton would already be knocked out. Bryan says that he doesn’t know what happened at Night Of Champions, but he doesn’t care. It doesn’t matter what version of Randy Orton shows up, whether it’s the new nice happy Randy Orton or the old Randy Orton, he takes back what’s his. The WWE Championship.
Is randy orton going to kidnap Brie? “Sorry Daniel, Your princess is trapped in another Prius.”
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
So @nicoleandbri is so on fire that she’s gonna come out and be Daniel’s partner and they’ll demolish Shield as a true tag team. #myvision
— b. (@brokahontas) September 24, 2013
Daniel Bryan says at Battleground, there will be no fast counts, guest referees or excuses and that the next day, when Randy Orton wakes up from the beating that the B+, Goat Faced Troll gives him, he is going to hear one word etched over and over again in the back of his brain. It’s going to be the word that will haunt him throughout his career and the word that everyone will be chanting at Battleground: “YES!!”
Daniel Bryan does squats when he chants “YES!” Get that workout in any way you can.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
The Shield tries to make their entrance, but Cody Rhodes and Goldust attack The Shield.
RHODES INVASION RHODES INVASION. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
The Rhodes Gallery Is Attacking the SHIELD!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Yup. Cody Rhodes has been playing WAY TOO MUCH GTA V.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Goldust, HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE! #RAW
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) September 24, 2013
Legit LOL at Goldust wearing a hoodie and also FULL MAKEUP to go incognito. #Raw
— Chris Sims (@theisb) September 24, 2013
Also, Goldust DID NOT Get the Memo About Dressing Incognito. Goldust: Can I Wear My Gold Facepaint? Cody: No. Goldust: Okay, Just One Layer.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Cody: Remember. we’re supposed to be incognito. DON’T PAINT YOUR FACE Goldust: Got it *8 Hours Later Goldust shows up with his face painted*
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Security: “That fan has some sweet Goldust makeup on.. Oh wait.. aw Dammit!” #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
Kind of hope Goldust puts on the makeup to go grocery shopping.
— Tom (@TomQWood) September 24, 2013
The Shield learned a valuable lesson: don’t mess with crazy people. Between them, the Rhodes’ probably have a good 8 voices in their heads.
— Charles Cress (@CharlesCress) September 24, 2013
Match 07: The Shield vs. Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, Rob Van Dam, Kofi Kingston, R-Truth, Justin Gabriel, Zack Ryder, The Usos and The Prime Time Players
Team Friendship Has The Number Game Advantage. They Could Each Hit The Shield With Chairs and Still Have Enough Left Over to Win.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
You know what also affects injured ribs? Doing a Rolling goddamn Thunder, RVD. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 24, 2013
Rob Van Dam has been eliminated.
Hey, Team Good Guys, How About You Either: 1. Break Up The Pin. Or 2. Don’t Let The Bandaged People In the Match!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
*Loud We Want Ziggler Chants* Kofi Kingston: 😦
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Kofi, There a NINE People On Your Side and You Can’t Tag Out?!? You Can’t Stretch With Your Dreads?!?!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Kofi Kingston has been eliminated.
Titus O’Neil go face-to-face.
Titus O Neil vs Reigns makes me realize how TALL Titus is.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 24, 2013
Titus O’Neil has been eliminated.
Justin Gabriel, You Are As Fresh As a Subway Sandwich! You Have No Excuse!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Justin Gabriel has been eliminated.
Justin Gabriel WAS NOT ready.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Zack Ryder has been eliminated.
HA! Zack Ryder. Sweet, delusional, Zack Ryder. #RAW
— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) September 24, 2013
This match is like a DBZ fight. 11 Good Guys vs. 3 Bad Guys, but in the end, it all boils down to Goku (Daniel Bryan) saving the day.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
The Usos hit a superkick and Uso Splash on Roman Reigns.
Roman Reigns has been eliminated.
They made the Samoan pin the Samoan, #racist!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 24, 2013
Just what the world needs–more Samoan on Samoan violence.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 24, 2013
Why Am I Worried? Team MeninTights Still Has an Ace Up Their Sleeve: R-Truth? We’re Doomed.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Darren Young has been eliminated.
Seth Rollins was smart to not stomp on Darren Young’s head. His foot would’ve bounced off his fro.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
The SHIELD Are Making a Strong Argument In Favor Of a 3-Man Survivor Series Team.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Dean Ambrose has been eliminated.
Oh no Seth…..
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) September 24, 2013
Rollins alone?
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) September 24, 2013
“………………………………………………………………………..Shit.” – Seth Rollins
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
If I Were Seth Rollins, I Would Somersault Roll Over The Barricade and Get Out of There! Live to Fight Another Day!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Can we get R-Truth off this team already?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
R-Truth has been eliminated.
Rollins knocked Truth’s hairline further back.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 24, 2013
Classic R-Truth…screwing it up for the entire team.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Technically, the referee can disqualify everyone who’s not legal.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
Throw the match out ref!
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
The Shield tries to interfere, but The Usos hit Roman Reigns with a Double Superkick.
Damn Roman!
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) September 24, 2013
Daniel Bryan hits the Flying Knee on Seth Rollins.
DB gives Rollins a taste of his own knee. 1. 2. 3.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 24, 2013
Seth Rollins has been eliminated.
Winners: Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler and The Usos
Team Daniel Bryan and Friends Was Super Effective!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 24, 2013
Daniel Bryan wins. Everything really wrapped up nicely. *Looks at my watch* Hmm. Much quicker than usual!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013
So That Happened:
Job well done yessiree.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 24, 2013
Greatest 11 on 3 handicap match of all time. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 24, 2013
Moment of silence for Justin Gabriel and Zack Ryder, who put up valiant efforts, but lost in 30 seconds.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 24, 2013