RAW begins with RicRod who is being booed!
Don’t you boo Ricardo, it’s not his fault his boss is a head-kicking jerk. >:[ #RAW
— D. O’Brien (@Heinekenrana) June 18, 2013
RicRod introduces the new World Heavyweight Champion, Alberto Del Rio!
ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 18, 2013
DELL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 18, 2013
They’ll never stop saying ADR’s name with RicRod though.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) June 18, 2013
We still have Mexican Jingle Bells… so he’s still a face, right?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) June 18, 2013
Del Rio has a black scarf. He’s heel alright!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 18, 2013
Alberto Del Rio asks the WWE Universe about their weekends then mentions the movie Man Of Steel. Del Rio thinks that instead of focusing on a Man Of Steel, the WWE Universe should focus on a man of gold, like himself. In honor of this, RicRod paraphrases the Superman Catchphrase to introduce the new World Heavyweight Champion.
Ricardo Rodriguez is evil again. I have no hope for humanity. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
Alberto Del Rio brings up the controversy surrounding the way he won the World Heavyweight Championship from Dolph Ziggler at Payback, then reminds everyone about the way Dolph Ziggler won the World Heavyweight Title from him in April. Del Rio reminds everyone about how hurt he was and the fact that everyone cheered Dolph Ziggler, a coward, instead of him.
Blame Europe for that, Del Rio
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 18, 2013
“We want Ziggler!” chants. This is awesome. #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) June 18, 2013
Alberto Del Rio says he should’ve been offended, but he’s not because he heard the reaction. Del Rio says he gave the WWE Universe everything, but they never showed him the respect he deserved. Del Rio reminds us of his feud with Jack Swagger, who disrespected the Mexican Culture, but instead of people supporting Del Rio, they chanted “U-S-A!”
Truth in what he speaks….
— Powerline (@Osito1034) June 18, 2013
Alberto del Rudo* RT @NotGeorgieBoy: Alberto del Heel.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) June 18, 2013
Alberto Del Rio calls out the WWE Universe for cheering a pig (Jack Swagger) and a coward (Dolph Ziggler) instead of him, then says that’s what America is all about: Pigs and Cowards. Del Rio says he fought for the WWE Universe for the past 5 Months and it didn’t get him anything. Last night, he fought for Alberto Del Rio and became the new World Heavyweight Champion. Del Rio says he’s going to be the better man in this situation and give the WWE Universe a second chance. Del Rio demands that the WWE Universe give him the respect he deserves.
Guys, this is exactly what Zeb was trying to warn us about.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) June 18, 2013
After the crowd boos Alberto Del Rio, Del Rio continues to speak until CM Punk’s music hits!
Speaking of respect, CM Punk enters the arena. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
I literally jumped up in the air when Punk’s music hit. #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) June 18, 2013
Uh-Oh. CM Punk Has That Look In His Eye. It’s Not a Twinkle. It’s a Pipebomb
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
CM Punk greets Alberto Del Rio and RicRod then says been a while. Punk reminds Del Rio about Punk beating him for the WWE Championship two years ago then tells Del Rio that the reason he’s out here is not because of Del Rio’s issue with these people. The reason Punk is out here is because he heard Del Rio say he was the best. Punk tells Alberto Del Rio that there’s only one Best In The World and Del Rio is looking at him. Punk tries to challenge Alberto Del Rio but Paul Heyman interrupts.
If CM Punk Challenged Everybody Who Called Themselves “The Best,” That Would Be Completely Fine With Me.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Paul Heyman tries to get CM Punk out of the proposed match, but Punk cuts him off and asks him what he’s going. Heyman tries to reason with Punk not to take this match because he’s banged up and the title won’t be on the line, but Punk doesn’t care. Punk says he’s glad Del Rio thinks he’s the best, but last night he proved that he’s the Best In The World and wants to do it again tonight. Alberto Del Rio tells CM Punk that he doesn’t want to do this, but Punk doesn’t listen. Punk throws down the challenge again. Alberto Del Rio tries to warn CM Punk again, but they’re both interrupted by Vickie Guerrero. Vickie Guerrero tells Del Rio that he doesn’t make decisions around here then makes the Main Event for tonight: Alberto Del Rio vs. CM Punk!
Del Rio doesn’t want to fight CM Punk. He doesn’t want to re-live Survivor Series Flashbacks.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
Backstage: Paul Heyman apologizes to CM Punk for jumping the gun, but Punk cuts him off. Punk tells Heyman that he’s not Brock Lesnar or Curtis Axel and doesn’t need Heyman’s help to win matches. Punk reminds Heyman that he is not his client and tells Heyman that from here on out, he doesn’t want Heyman out with him at ringside. Punk tells Heyman that he will always be a Paul Heyman guy then walks off.
LOGAN NO! Don’t ditch Prof Xavier like that…
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) June 18, 2013
Every time Paul Heyman cries, a baby walrus dies. #we #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
Match 01: Wade Barrett vs. Curtis Axel
Vickie Guerrero interrupts and tells Barrett that his rematch with Curtis Axel will have to wait because Barrett will have to face Vickie’s big surprise instead. Vickie’s surprise is….
CHRISTIAN!!!! #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
CAPTAIN CHARISMA!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 18, 2013
Hey, it’s that guy!…ummm..what’s his name?…dammit..I forgot. Someone help me, please?
— Jake from State Farm (@Batman_Infinite) June 18, 2013
And @angie_chipz is crying
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 18, 2013
Christian. Tears… Real tears #Peep #Christian
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) June 18, 2013
Vickie Guerrero Books a Top Notch Main Event AND Bring Backs Christian?!? Is It Time For Employee Evaluations?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Match 01: Wade Barrett vs. Christian
Christian’s Looking Good In This Match But He Doesn’t Have the Muttonchops of Victory Like Punk Does. I’m Worried About His Chances.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Unforutnately for Vickie Guerrero, I don’t think Mr. McMahon is a Christian Guy, so to him, this is like getting socks on Christmas.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
Winner: Christian
#Raw is going to be a lot better now that Captain Charisma is back. #wwe
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
I demand now that WWE reunite Christian and Chris Jericho into a feud for the Shield’s tag titles. #AssCream
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 18, 2013
Hmm, RVD and Christian are back, can we complete MITB with JoMo, Carlito, MVP and Shelton?
— Zach Levine (@zmanjets86) June 18, 2013
Match 02: #ScumbagSheamus vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Sheamus vs Team Rhode Scholars. I wish Sheamus would leave these guys alone. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
Please come out again Vickie Guerrero and replace #ScumbagSheamus with someone much cooler
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
WWE, Rhodes Scholars Are Not Stansky and Rosenberg. They Are Best Friends and Should Win By All Logical Accounts.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Damien Sandow surprises #ScumbagSheamus with a rollup!
Winners: Team Rhodes Scholars
Oh my god. Can Batista come back and destroy– HE LOST!!
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 18, 2013
Hallelujah is right!!!! #scumbagsheamus
— Tesha Wyatt (@HEELcanadian) June 18, 2013
YOU’RE WELCOME #SCUMBAGSHEAMUS
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Post-Match, #ScumbagSheamus, the sportsman that he is, Brogue Kicks Cody Rhodes
Sheamus is a Poor Sport. #ScumbagSheamus #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
#scumbagSheamus cheap shots after a loss like a loser.
— Tom Incognito (@TomQWood) June 18, 2013
Backstage: Vickie Guerrero asks Triple H what he thought of her Main Event and thinks it’s genius. Triple H agrees then asks her what she would have done if CM Punk didn’t go out and confront Alberto Del Rio. Vickie changes the subject to Christian, but Triple H asks Vickie why it took so long to bring Christian back since Christian was cleared over a month ago.
Meet The New Boss; Same Kiss My Ass Club. #Tradition
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Triple H brings up the return of Rob Van Dam, which Team Brickie tries to take credit for, but Triple H says neither one of them spoke to RVD on the phone. Triple H brings up The Shield’s dominance then tells Vickie that if they get out of hand, she needs to take control and make an example out of them, no matter how strong she needs to be. Vickie says he can count on her and Triple H tells her awesome job, then mocks her for putting 3MB in the show tonight.
You guys think Vickie Guerrero can’t control The Shield but what if those guys have a weakness for cougars? #raw #russoswerve
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 18, 2013
Backstage: Daniel Bryan is getting ready when Kane walks up and asks if they can talk. Bryan says he’s a little busy and if Kane is here to say I told you so, Bryan doesn’t wanna hear it. Kane says he’s not here to say that, but Bryan doesn’t believe him and thinks Kane is glad that Team RK-NO didn’t win the Tag Team Championship because it proves to Kane that Bryan is still the weak link. Bryan says he’s going to prove Kane wrong tonight when he beats Randy Orton. Kane reminds Bryan that he’s not the only one that lost last night and thinks they should give Team Hell No another shot.
Kane Really Wants to Give Team Hell No Another Go. He Hasn’t Had This Much Fun Since He Electrocuted Shane-O-Mac’s Grapefruits.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Daniel Bryan screams “NO!” Bryan tells Kane that he’s never going to be able to prove himself if he’s part of any team and that the only team that matters to him right now is “Team Daniel Bryan: Team DB.” Kane responds by telling Bryan that he’s acting like a “DB.”
Team D Bry, preach brother. #RAW
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) June 18, 2013
Daniel Bryan tells Kane the only he’s going to be able to prove himself is if he does it by himself and that he needs to win the WWE Championship. Kane says he was thinking the same thing and also wants to win the WWE Championship. Kane asks if Team Hell No is done and Bryan says he doesn’t know. Kane doesn’t know either then wishes Bryan good luck tonight. Bryan asks Kane if he’s saying good luck because Bryan’s the weak link, but Kane just shakes his head and walks away.
Don’t worry Kane, I’ve been in that situation with an ex girlfriend before. Just can’t win.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 18, 2013
Don’t call it a goodbye, Team Hell No. Call it…Smell Ya Later.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
Match 03: Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton
“I AM NOT! THE WEAK LINK!” – Daniel Bryan playing Super Smash Brothers as Link at 300% Damage.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
The WWE Universe chooses No DQ as the Stipulation for this match.
There’s a lot of Wrestling in this No DQ Match. Thank You, Daniel Bryan.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
No DQ might be trending because Dairy Queen is closed. Not everything is about you, WWE. #onlychildsyndrome #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 18, 2013
Daniel Bryan goes for his suicide dive, but Randy Orton moves out of the way. Bryan hits the barricade hard.
I Got Worried that Randy Orton Was Going to RKO Daniel Bryan Mid-Corner Flip.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Randy Orton starts beating Daniel Bryan with a kendo stick.
Daniel Bryan is used to do the wrestling thing so kendo sticks must be REALLY hurtful and painful.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 18, 2013
Randy Orton Looks Like That Spoiled Rich Kid From the Suburbs that Beats Up Bearded Hobos Right Now.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Daniel Bryan is clearly hurt. The referee and doctor try to stop the match, but Bryan refuses.
Why is Randy Orton Such a Jerk? We Want to Chant “YES!” and See Kicks. What’s Wrong With That?!?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Damn it, Orton! If you injured Daniel Bryan….
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
The ringside doctor has a bigger storyline than most of the active roster.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) June 18, 2013
Daniel Bryan tries to skin the cat, but Randy Orton kicks him hard.
Looks Like Randy Orton is Competing With Alberto Del Rio For the Jerk of the Month Prize Right Now.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
The referee stops the match.
Winner: Randy Orton
Booooooooo. #Raw
— Chris Sims (@theisb) June 18, 2013
That’s Not Fair! Daniel Bryan’s Can’t Threaten to Fire The WWE Doctors.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Post-Match, Randy Orton helps Daniel Bryan up then gives him a hug.
Viciously attack DB and then you help him up like “Good job, good hustle.”
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 18, 2013
Good guy Orton gives D Bry a quick cuddle before accompanying him backstage. #RAW
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) June 18, 2013
AJ Lee Speaks:
Look at that Championship Skip! You go, AJ! First stop: Divas Championship. Next stop: Pokemon League!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
@3ManBooth Mr Burns would be proud..
— Ken Berndt (@KenBerndt) June 18, 2013
AJ take the mic and says this is what it feels like to have it all. AJ gives us a small update on Dolph Ziggler, saying he’s not here tonight, but he’ll be back soon to share the spotlight with the Greatest Divas Champion of All Time, her! AJ says she’s always been the champion, but now she has proof. AJ tells the WWE Universe that she made Kaitlyn tap out at Payback, and although she crushed Kaitlyn’s spirit, AJ is the hero of this of this story.
AJ Lee performed brain surgery on Kaitlyn last night. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
AJ says she is a woman who knows how to get exactly what she wants and that is an example to women everywhere. AJ says there’s not a woman in this audience, locker room or in the whole world that is as strong, brilliant and courageous as she is. AJ says if there is a woman out there that thinks she can compare to her, she dares that person to come out right now. After no one comes out, AJ continues to brag until she’s interrupted by Stephanie McMahon’s music!
Welcome to the Queendom!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 18, 2013
Uh-Oh. AJ Angered the Lioness of the WWE!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Stephanie’s not in ring gear – doesn’t count
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) June 18, 2013
AJ greets Stephanie McMahon, calling her “bosslady” and asks if she’s here to congratulate her. Stephanie says that there’s an entire reign of Divas out there, but she wants to say her piece first. Stephanie commends AJ’s underdog story and congratulates her on her victory.
Boss lady!
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 18, 2013
AJ is glad that Stephanie McMahon understands where she’s coming from, but Stephanie asks AJ why she perpetuates the stereotype about women being vicious, conniving, manipulative people who tear each other down instead of building them up. Stephanie tells AJ what she did to Kaitlyn was degrading to women everywhere and that it’s time for AJ Lee to start acting like a Champion. AJ agrees with Stephanie McMahon and says she should be acting more like Stephanie. AJ says instead of dating superstars, maybe she should marry one!
Did AJ Lee, NOT hear the way that Stephanie McMahon screamed “HEY!!!” last week? DON’T. MESS. WITH HER.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
Stephanie McMahon tells AJ Lee if she’s so brilliant, she would’ve expected a more original insult. AJ says she’s original then calls what she did to Kaitlyn her masterpiece, but Stephanie McMahon isn’t impressed. Stephanie tells AJ that she is a McMahon and that nobody does crazy better than them, so if AJ wants to be a Divas Champion, she needs to start acting like one.
Stephanie wants AJ to act more like Kelly Kelly? #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
AJ Lee says she is The Divas Champion and the only reason that Stephanie out here is because AJ IS Stephanie, only younger. Stephanie covers the mic and tells AJ that she is the Divas Champion, but she can take all that away from her and if she wanted to, AJ wouldn’t have a job anymore.
Like a mother talking to a child. Damn.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 18, 2013
Stephanie McMahon and AJ Lee have a staredown until Kaitlyn’s music plays and Kaitlyn comes out with the rest of the Divas.
Um, I Just Got Chills From the Look Kaitlyn Shot At AJ.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Kaitlyn congratulates AJ for winning, but Stephanie takes the mic and covers it. Stephanie, still audible, tells Kaitlyn that she gets a bye due to everything she’s going through, but warns Kaitlyn and the other Divas to never interrupt her again.
Stephanie Really Hasn’t Mastered the Whole “Cover the Microphone and Talk Lowly” Thing.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Be careful, Stephanie. Don’t make Kaitlyn cry. #RAW
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) June 18, 2013
Kaitlyn tells AJ that she won and got inside her head, manipulated her and humiliated her. Kaitlyn tells AJ that she broke her, and now it’s her turn. Kaitlyn charges the ring and spears AJ! Big E. Langston breaks them up and carries AJ off as she screams to Kaitlyn that she’ll never have the Divas Championship.
@KeepItFiveStar “You Never Break Up a Girl Fight! EVER!” #BroCode
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Match 04: Dean Ambrose vs. Kane
I wonder how much it sucks to have to come in through the crowd and have everyone touch you. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 18, 2013
The Shield interferes and attacks Kane.
Winner: Kane (via DQ)
Post-Match, The Shield takes out Kane with the Triple Powerbomb.
And before this match even really gets started, The Shield interfere and Kane wins via disqualification. #raw
— FTW Podcast (@ftwpodcast) June 18, 2013
Backstage: Vickie Guerrero tells The Shield that she told them not to interfere, but The Shield mock them and tell her to think about what she’s doing before she’s does it. Vickie Guerrero gets ready to say something but she’s interrupted by Mr. McMahon. Mr. McMahon tells The Shield that they remind them of him and to keep it up. The Shield thanks Mr. McMahon and walks off. Mr. McMahon tells Vickie Guerrero he likes The Shield, but he never liked Kane.
Wait. Mr. McMahon is Still Mad At Kane Over the “Finger on the Chest Thing?” Let It Go, Vince…
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Zeb Colter Speaks:
Zeb Colter walks out and tells his fellow Americans that this country is under sieged. Colter rants about government spying and foreigners then says we are at war, but sometimes causes several unusual alliances. Colter says that to prove that he and Jack Swagger are not prejudicial, they have both agreed to work with someone who is not from the United States. Colter introduces the man who embodies the American Spirit and speaks five different languages, Antonio Cesaro! Cesaro comes out and says “We The People.”
Antonio Cesaro is a Zeb Colter Guy?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Oh My God. Antonio Cesaro looks like he’s wearing an Adult Diaper.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
Match 05: Antonio Cesaro vs. William Regal
Cesaro vs. Regal! Night made!! #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 18, 2013
Cesaro’s Adult Diaper aside, I won’t turn down a match between Antonio Cesaro and William Regal
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
Cesaro’s Cannons Gesture Went From Being a Single Shot to a Semi-Automatic. It’s His Right as An American!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Post-Match, Cesaro drops the “Don’t Tread On Me” Flag on William Regal.
They should call the Swagger-Cesaro tagteam the Kings of Wresthling.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) June 18, 2013
John Cena Speaks:
John Cena tells his BFF, Stu The Cameraman, that it’s “One Day Away From Stusday.” Stusday is the only day where Cena actually films Stu!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
Cena’s continual good nature toward his mixed reactions leads me to believe he’s going to snap like Ned Flanders someday. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 18, 2013
John Cena is getting a very strong mixed reaction, and says he loves this. Cena says everyone is here because they love WWE. Cena says everyone has their favorite Superstars and Cena has his, the WWE Universe. Cena says the WWE Universe has always been honest with him. There is a group that doesn’t like him and there is a group that every single time he goes out there, he does it for them. Cena says he is going to speaks to the group that supports him.
John Cena does the same “honesty” promo once every 3 Months.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
John Cena talks about his “horrible 2012” again and how he asked his fans to stick in with him, and they did. Cena talks about his challenges at the Royal Rumble and against CM Punk, The Rock and Ryback and how he survived all of them so now he can finally say, “THE CHAMP IS HERE!” Cena says that skeptics and critics will always be there, but to the people who hung in there, Than You.
I really wish they’d drop the “I had a bad 2012” stuff. Cena’s bad 2012 is not like Yoshi Tatsu’s bad 2012,
— Crescent Allen (@TimWelcomed) June 18, 2013
Remember When Mark Henry Interrupted John Cena The Last Time He Jabbered on like this? Please Let Henry’s Last Act Be a Repeat Performance.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
John Cena says he’s feeling better than he’s ever felt before and can take on any challenge. Cena reminds us that Money In The Bank is four weeks away. Cena says that at Money In The Bank, he will know where his next challenge comes from. Cena has a message for the future Money In The Bank Winner: There will be no future time to cash in the Money In The Bank against him because he will always be ready.
Like you were ready when Edge cashed it in, John? #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
John Cena says he knows he won’t have the WWE Championship forever, but the next person who takes it is going to have to earn it because “Our Time Is Now” and “The Champ Is Here!” Mark Henry’s music plays. Henry walks out and leaves his wrestling boots on the stage.
I SAID IT! Thank You, Mark!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Did Cena grow his hair out a little? Because his wig might be about to get split. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 18, 2013
Mark Henry’s Retirement Speech:
Mark Henry, check you out! Out of a GQ magazine.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) June 18, 2013
Maybe Mark Henry is hear to announce he’s sending Cena into retirement.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 18, 2013
Mark Henry tells John Cena that he can put his guard down . Fans start to chant for Mark Henry as he begins to tear up. Cena tries to leave, but Mark Henry wants him to stay because he has something to tell Cena, the boys and girls in the back and the WWE Universe.
Don’t go, Mark Henry! You still have so many wigs left to split!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
Mark Henry says he respects everyone who works in this business and in this company because he knows how difficult it is. Henry says he was a seasoned veteran in 2002 when John Cena came in and that Cena is doing an awesome job. Henry gets choked up by a loud “Thank You Henry” chant then makes a joke about his salmon blazer.
That’s not pink, it’s salmon. #igotyoumarkhenry #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 18, 2013
That’s How You Know People Fear Mark Henry. Nobody’s Making Fun of His Jacket Woven From Cotton Candy Fibers. Also, Respect.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
They dont give pink slips, they give pink blazers. RT @TimWelcomed: Vince was wearing that color when he was told he was let go by Triple H.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) June 18, 2013
Mark Henry tells John Cena that at the rate he’s going, Cena will be the greatest WWE Champion of all time. Mark Henry says he had a lot of success, but the only regret in his career was that he has never been the WWE Champion. Mark Henry officially retires from the active roster but gets cut off by a “One More Match” chant.
I’ll say this: At least Mark Henry got to be champ.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) June 18, 2013
*A Loud One More Match Chant breaks out for Mark Henry* Christian: Where was this chant when I was out there?!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
John Cena gives Mark Henry the WWE Championship.
John Cena, You Giving Mark Henry the Belt! That’s All He Had to Do!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Mark Henry gives the title back saying that the WWE Championship is something you have to earn. Mark Henry says that he was able to travel the world and he stands before the WWE Universe a proud man. Henry starts to talk about his family and gives a message to his wife and kids. Mark Henry is coming home.
“Don’t cry for me, Argentina, I’m crying enough for everybody.” I’m going to miss the wig splits
— Apparently Alex (@failraiser) June 18, 2013
Please let Hand Henry (Double H) run in and stop him.
— Crescent Allen (@TimWelcomed) June 18, 2013
This is Precious. See what I did there?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) June 18, 2013
Nothing gets me tearing up like seeing Mark Henry cry. Just crushes my heart. #Raw
— Chris Sims (@theisb) June 18, 2013
Mark Henry Just Put My Heart in the Hall of Pain. #ThankYouHenry
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Serious tweet now. I always liked Mark Henry. His last gimmick/run was tremendous. Hard working and fun guy. Thank you.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 18, 2013
I can’t believe I’m saying this.. I’m gonna miss Mark Henry big time. #ThankYouMark #RAW
— Fakkin’ Bushi (@WellYoureWrong) June 18, 2013
John Cena enters the ring and raises Mark Henry’s hand but Mark Henry hits John Cena with the World’s Strongest Slam!
YEAH. I Knew Mark Henry wouldnt go out like that! #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
Friggin lost it at “baby I’m coming home” then started laughing through actual tears. This is great.
— Chris Sims (@theisb) June 18, 2013
I legit did the million dollar man laugh when Mark Henry swerved on Cena just now.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) June 18, 2013
You can’t close the Hall of Pain!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 18, 2013
“No, no, no – not tonight.” – Mark Henry
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) June 18, 2013
Mark Henry with a 2009 Final Battle-like swerve!
— Kevin Steen (@FightSteenFight) June 18, 2013
Mark Henry screams to John Cena, “YOU THINK IT’S THAT EASY?!” then says he has a lot left in the tank and walks up the ramp.
Best Raw moment of 2013. #ThatsWhatIDo
— Chris Sims (@theisb) June 18, 2013
Never trust a man wearing a pink lemonade jacket. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
Funny Enough #ThankYouHenry Still Works!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Mark Henry says “THAT’S WHAT I DO!” then leaves.
Still better than Triple H’s fake retirements.
— Tom Incognito (@TomQWood) June 18, 2013
Casually throwing the jacket over the shoulder as he walks away. He just did what he does, that’s all. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 18, 2013
And the award for Best Performance goes to MARK HENRY!! (He also won for Best Dressed and Best Cinematography)
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
Backstage: Renee Young tries to talk to Mark Henry, but Mark Henry cuts her off. Henry says Renee believed just like John Cena and the WWE Universe believed. Henry says they’re all a bunch of puppets then challenges John Cena for the WWE Championship. Henry says the reason he has two boots is because he’s going to leave one of them up John Cena’s rear end.
Believe in Mark Henry as well as the Shield.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 18, 2013
“What An Elaborate Hoax.” Your Move, AJ Lee.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
This is your fault, Cena. If you just let Mark Henry have his moment instead of getting in the ring, you wouldn’t have gotten your wig split
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
So, is there any word from the ringside doctor if John Cena just got the stupid beat out of him? #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 18, 2013
Match 06: Heath Slater vs. Chris Jericho
It’s the moment we were all waiting for! The pre-advertised 3MB!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
Urgh 3MB and not the original @3ManBooth
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) June 18, 2013
Chris Jericho to 3MB: “First of All, You’re Not a Band. Second of All, You’re Not a Band.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Winner: Chris Jericho
Thanks for playing Heath.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 18, 2013
Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre try and attack Chris Jericho, but Jericho lays them out with Codebreakers.
3 Codebreakers for 3MB!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
You cant get the jump on the WWE Musical Chairs champion!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 18, 2013
Backstage: Paul Heyman is talking with Curtis Axel until Matt Striker walks up and asks about CM Punk’s comments earlier. Heyman berates Matt Striker then switches focus over to the new Intercontinental Champion, Curtis Axel.
Match 07: Curtis Axel vs. Sin Cara (With The Miz on Commentary)
100% loving Sin Cara’s summer weight entrance robe. #Raw
— Chris Sims (@theisb) June 18, 2013
Curtis needs to be on the stage when the lights come up. Why is no one helping him with this? Paul, I thought this was your job?
— Powerline (@Osito1034) June 18, 2013
So The Miz THOUGHT He Was Going to Win, Just Like He THOUGHT He Had the Figure Four On Correctly. Don’t Think, Do.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
I thought Axel beat the lighting out of him. Now we’re bringing it back? Why is it even here?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 18, 2013
“Curtis Axel’s Been Taking Shortcuts” Said The WWE Tough Enough Finalist, The Miz.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Winner: Curtis Axel
Thanks for playing Sin Cara.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 18, 2013
Post-Match, The Miz does a slow clap for Curtis Axel.
Miz with the slow clap. It’s not catching fire buddy. Just stop.
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 18, 2013
Backstage: Mr. McMahon tells Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox that they’re doing a good job and to listen to him. McMahon asks Vickie what they’re going to do about Mark Henry and Vickie decides to make Mark Henry vs. John Cena for the WWE Championship at Money In The Bank. Stephanie McMahon barges in and tells Vickie Guerrero that the show is out of control and that Vickie needs to assert herself as a leader. Mr. McMahon tries to interject, but Triple H barges in then scolds Vickie Guerrero about The Shield, Mr. McMahon tries to interject, but Triple H says when he tells her something, he wants it done.
Vince, Trips and Stephanie Make Up The 3 Headed Hydra Known as “Boardroom Meddling.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Triple H tells Vickie Guerrero she needs to start listening to him then walks off. Mr. McMahon tells her not to worry and that she’ll be fine as long as she listens to him. Mr. McMahon walks off and Stephanie says if she were Vickie, she wouldn’t listen to either one of them. Stephanie wraps an arm around Vickie and says she knows who to listen to.
Vickie Guerrero’s getting so many suggestions from the McMahons that next week, she’s going to debut a new surfer dog named Poochie.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
We at Stamford want a RAW with attitude. Edgy, In your Face. Heard the expression “let’s get busy”? Well, this is a RAW that gets “biz-zay!”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Backstage: CM Punk is walking towards the ring but Paul Heyman stops him. Heyman says everyone is trying to stir up drama, but Heyman understands and he gets it. Heyman tells Punk that he loves him and gives him a hug. Heyman tells Punk to go get him and that he’ll be watching. As Punk walks off, Heyman calls him “The Best In The World.”
Mark Henry fooled him too. RT @Rhiannamator: Punk looks like he’s in a bad mood.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) June 18, 2013
Match 08: CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio
I just realized Del Rio and RicRod are like the Gru and The Minions from Despicable Me.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME! #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) June 18, 2013
CM Punk is The Best in the World 364 Days of the Year. And Tonight’s Not Wrestlemania. Good Luck, Del Rio.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Alberto Del Rio walks out of the match.
Winner: CM Punk (Via Countout)
Well there’s a heel move if I’ve ever seen one.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 18, 2013
Post-Match, Dolph Ziggler attacks Alberto Del Rio!
DOLPH used FLYING ATTACK! It’s super-effective! #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) June 18, 2013
Apparently, Pink is the Color of Sneak Attacks! Nobody Suspects a Man in Pink!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Dolph Ziggler keeping the color salmon alive! #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 18, 2013
As soon as CM Punk gets up, Brock Lesnar’s music plays!
Oh no.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 18, 2013
That’s not good….
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 18, 2013
That sounds makes my insides curl… #Lesnar #Raw
— Dani (@JacksGuiltyPlea) June 18, 2013
*Brock Lesnar’s music plays* Triple H: O.O *Gets in his car then drives away quickly as his tires screech*
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
Brock Lesnar walks out!
#BouncyTaunt! #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 18, 2013
When Brock Lesnar smiles, I hide under a blanket
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 18, 2013
Brock Lesnar grabs the mic.
it’s worse than I thought. He’s going to talk.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) June 18, 2013
What if Brock’s first words are just “…did any of Paul’s checks to you cash?” #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 18, 2013
Brock Lesnar drops CM Punk with the F-5!
Brock finally understands, don’t speak…just attack.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) June 18, 2013
You know…if that’s how Brock Lesnar did all of his promos, I’d be very happy.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
The Best Thing Brock Lesnar Did Was Not Talk. The Second Best Thing Brock Lesnar Did Was F5 CM Punk.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 18, 2013
Now why would you do this Heyman?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 18, 2013
Punk turned his back on the family. #TheGodwalrus
— Powerline (@Osito1034) June 18, 2013
The craziest thing about that whole Brock Lesnar/CM Punk thing is CM Punk smiling after getting an F-5!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 18, 2013
So That Happened:
Punk is back. Del Rio/Ziggler feud is epic, The McMahons are back and AJ is champion. All is right with the world. #Raw
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) June 18, 2013
Monday Night #Raw was Great. 10/10. ***** Stars! and Im not just saying that because my name was on it. #wwe
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 18, 2013
The real star of tonight’s show is salmon pink. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 18, 2013
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