Match 01: Triple H vs. Curtis Axel
This is like the first time in forever HHH starts off a show wrestling…or um..attempting to wrestle. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
Triple H to defy the McMahon’s? Time was defying a McMahon meant handing out a few Stunners and drinking a few Steveweisers.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 10, 2013
Sorry, Triple H. You Already Lost the Theme Face-Off. “Perfection” > “Play The Game”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
I think a show should start strong and end strong. Regardless of what you (or I) think about Triple H he is main event status.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 11, 2013
Mr. McMahon comes out.
Vince!
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 11, 2013
Can we just have the match continue with Vince’s theme playing?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 11, 2013
Mr. McMahon stops the match and declares Curtis Axel the winner
I should have known there would be shenanigans.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 11, 2013
Uh-Oh. It’s Like Triple H Got Caught Raiding His Dad’s Liquor Cabinet.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Curtis Axel defeats Triple H via DQ. I guess HHH suplexed Axel too hard. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
Triple H restarts the match, but Mr. McMahon comes down and says Triple H forfeits.
Winner: Curtis Axel
ARRIVE. RING BELL. LEAVE: Vince McMahon
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
So that’s three wins over HHH? That Axel kid is going somewhere!
— Powerline (@Osito1034) June 11, 2013
Triple H restarts the match again and makes it a 60 Minute Ironman Match.
An Iron Man Match?!? C’mon Triple H, What Did We Do to You? Did We Not Cheer for You or Something … Oh, that’s it.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Nobody asked for this! NOBODY
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 11, 2013
Mr. McMahon wants no match. Triple H wants an Iron Man Match. They’re literally fighting for their RAW Script Ideas on air.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
Mr. McMahon comes out again tells Curtis Axel to leave because he’s already won twice tonight. Mr. McMahon takes the ringbell and leaves!
Vince McMahon picked uphis bell and went home! #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
The REAL Star of This Triple H / Vince McMahon Match-Off is Curtis Axel. Don’t Ask Me How
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Just think. All Bret Hart had to do against Shawn Michaels was take the bell. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
For those of you who complain about the lack of matches on #Raw, we’ve already had three so far! #WWE
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 11, 2013
Backstage: Triple H is yelling at Stephanie McMahon about Mr. McMahon screwing him over. Stephanie pleads with “Paul” not to hurt Mr. McMahon and reminds him that McMahon is not getting any younger. Triple H reluctantly agrees, then tells Stephanie that she has to go talk to him because if he does it, Mr. McMahon’s not going to like what he has to say and how he has to say it. Stephanie agrees to talk to Mr. McMahon.
You should never have to plea with your husband to NOT beat your father. Lol.
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 11, 2013
Match 02: Kane vs. Dean Ambrose
Kane looks so sad, igniting ring posts all by himself. He just looks like a pyromaniac.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
The match begins but there’s still no ring bell!
This no bell thing is something right out of a WWE videogame
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 11, 2013
Now would be a Good Time for the WWE App to have a Bell Sound.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
A referee comes down with the ring bell!
THE BELL HAS ARRIVED
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 11, 2013
The Ring Bell has returned to itsrightful place. The Timekeeper can now stop crying. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
Really bummed that the Ring Bell didn’t get it’s own Titantron and Entrance Music.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
Biggest pop of the night goes to the ring bell. #RAW
— Stacey Heisenbert (@LittleSherbie) June 11, 2013
The Shield interferes in the match causing a DQ.
Winner: Kane (via DQ)
Post-Match, Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton come out and help Kane clear the ring of The Shield.
Bryan should turn around and kick Orton in the head right now. #WWE #Raw Pay what you owe, Randy.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 11, 2013
Backstage: Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton are arguing over the RKO from last week’s Smackdown. Kane stops Daniel Bryan from fighting Randy Orton and tells him this isn’t a fight he wants to pick. Bryan gets mad at Kane, assuming Kane thinks he can’t handle Randy Orton. Kane tries to get Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton to focus on their respective matches against The Shield, but Orton and Bryan get into another argument until Kane snaps on them.
Kane is the voice of reason. I love it #RAW
— Deadlift Schrempf (@WellYoureWrong) June 11, 2013
LOL Kane’s voice cracking
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 11, 2013
Kane talks way too much sense these days. #RAW
— Stacey Heisenbert (@LittleSherbie) June 11, 2013
When Kane is the peace maker than you know something’s wrong.
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 11, 2013
Vickie Guerrero interrupts Daniel Bryan, Kane and Randy Orton then informs them that this Sunday at Payback, two of them will be facing Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns for the WWE Tag Team Titles. Daniel Bryan and Kane think they’re getting a rematch against The Shield, but it’s actually Randy Orton and Daniel Bryan against The Shield! Kane is disappointed that Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton get a title match.
Daniel Bryan and Orton will get a shot at the Tag Team titles at Payback . No one pays attention to The Usos. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
Vickie just made a straight up Tag Team Match. Teddy Long’s spirit lives. #RAW
— Deadlift Schrempf (@WellYoureWrong) June 11, 2013
LOL Kane’s voice cracked AGAIN. “They get a title mATCH?!?!”
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 11, 2013
Is Kane going through a second puberty? #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) June 11, 2013
Vickie Guerrero comes back and tells Kane that she didn’t forget about him, and that he gets a U.S. Title Match against Dean Ambrose this Sunday. Kane tells Vickie that he always did like her then gives her a hug.
That almost turned into Katie Vickie. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 11, 2013
Match 03: The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. No Ring Bells But There’s a MIZ Sign? What Alternate WWE Universe IS This?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
If Cody Rhodes beats The Miz, does that mean he can be in the triple threat match?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
It is announced that Fandango won’t be in the Triple Threat Match due to a concussion.
No one cares about The Miz or Way Barrah. It was always all about Fandango. This news sucks. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
The Miz locks in the Figure Four on Cody Rhodes
Winner: The Miz
#WasteOfCodyRhodes
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) June 11, 2013
#WasteOfCodyRhodes is an understatement. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 11, 2013
I Wonder if People Tap Out to the Miz’s Figure-Four Because They’re Embarrassed to Be in the Miz’s Figure-Four.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Post-Match, Paul Heyman interrupts The Miz and Wade Barrett and informs them that even though Fandango can’t compete this Sunday, there will still be a triple threat match for the Intercontinental Title. It’s going to be The Miz vs. Wade Barrett vs. Curtis Axel!
Curtis Axel has Defeated Triple H and John Cena. Why is he going for IC Gold? Hes should be fighting for the WWE Title. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
I Thought Brock Lesnar Was Going for the Intercontinental Championship. But This is Pretty Good, I Guess. Not Perfect … Pretty Good.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Curtis Axel takes the mic and says that the perfect ending to the match this Sunday will be him, Curtis Axel, the new Intercontinental Champion.
Curtis for IC Champ!
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 11, 2013
The perfect ending of the genesis of the beginning of the match this sunday… #Raw
— Chris Sims(@theisb) June 11, 2013
Backstage: Stephanie McMahon tries to talk to Mr. McMahon but he’s not looking at her. Stephanie says she knows he’s upset and that he tried to protect Hunter, but what he did was embarrassing. Stephanie tells Mr. McMahon that she can relate to how proud of a man Triple H is and that Vince just walked all over him. Mr. McMahon says he heard what they both had to say about him, but his biggest problem was Triple H made his baby girl cry.
“I’m Not Getting Any Younger. What’s That Supposed to Mean?” Vince, It’s Called Science.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Kind of imagine the McMahons are like the Bluth family. Shane must be a Nevernude.
— Tom Incognito (@TomQWood) June 11, 2013
Stephanie McMahon says that Mr. McMahon made her cry because he crushed Triple H, but Mr. McMahon fires back saying to hell with Triple H’s pride. Mr. McMahon says he cares about WWE and business first. Stephanie McMahon says she cares about WWE and business too, but Mr. McMahon tells her if she does, she’ll see it his way. Mr. McMahon says no matter what, you always do the right thing for business every single time. Mr. McMahon tells Stephanie to keep Triple H away from him. Stephanie tries to get Vince to talk to Triple H, but Vince repeats Triple H’s line about not liking what he says.
Vince beat the hell out of you in a hardcore match, Steph. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
Chris Jericho Speaks:
That’s not the jacket Jericho was wearing on his walk to the ring… #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 11, 2013
I wonder if Jericho has formal light up jackets.. for them classy occasions. #RAW
— Deadlift Schrempf (@WellYoureWrong) June 11, 2013
Chris Jericho welcomes us all to RAW in Jericho then says he’s said that phrase many times and faced many Superstars in his WWE Career, but CM Punk is the one that takes him to the limit and makes him a better performer. After a loud CM Punk chant, Jericho says the reason that Punk is so damn good is because Punk actually believes that he’s The Best In The World, then says he believes the same thing about himself.
Man, I Love It when RAW Becomes Jericho!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Chris Jericho says he and CM Punk came into the business the same way, have the same chip on their shoulder and accepts nothing but the best. Jericho says this Sunday at Payback, Punk/Jericho III will continue the classic trilogy of matches and he promises that at Payback, CM Punk will get his best. Jericho claims he needs to beat CM Punk at Payback, but no matter what happens, after Punk/Jericho III, neither he or CM Punk will never….EEEEEEEVER be the same. Suddenly, Jericho is interrupted by Dolph Ziggler!
DOLPH!!!!!!!!!!
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) June 11, 2013
Dolph is back!!
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 11, 2013
Ziggler is back and all is right in the world. #RAW
— Stacey Heisenbert (@LittleSherbie) June 11, 2013
Dolph Ziggler comes out and tells Chris Jericho that since he was talking about the best performers in the world, he thought that this would be a perfect time to make his triumphant return to RAW. Dolph says his nameplate wasn’t even on the World Heavyweight Championship before he almost got it taken away from him because of a concussion and that wasn’t fair. Dolph says it’s pretty obvious no one ever wanted him to ever wanted to be the World Heavyweight Champion, but he came out every single night, stole the show and earned it. Ziggler says this Sunday, he’s going to prove to Alberto Del Rio that he’s the better than him in every single way.
No one wanted Dolph to ever win the WHC… Even though the crowd went bananas when he cashed in MITB. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
Dolph Ziggler continues to talk about how he’s better than Alberto Del Rio until Chris Jericho interrupts Dolph Ziggler with “Blahs.” Jericho calls Dolph Ziggler out on wasting time talking about this Sunday when tonight is Monday Night RAW. Jericho thinks Ziggler should have a tune up match and challenges him to a match tonight.
Zigglypuff vs Jerichu
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) June 11, 2013
It May Not Be Punk/Jericho 3, But Ziggler/Jericho 157 Would Be a Pretty Good Match.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Dolph Ziggler teases a match with Chris Jericho then accepts…on Big E. Langston’s behalf. Ziggler says he’ll be at Payback then tells Big E to get Jericho.
Big E needs to get a pair of Chucks and fit in. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 11, 2013
I Kinda Feel Bad for Big E. Langston. He’s the Only One in Team ZigglyPuff That Doesn’t Have a Shirt.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Match 04: Chris Jericho vs. Big E. Langston
Big E, Big E, Big E, can’t you see? Sometimes your buttcheeks hypnotize me. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 11, 2013
Jericho’s like Benjamin Button except he’s reverse-aging into a Motor City Machine Gun instead of a baby.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) June 11, 2013
Everyone Talks About Curtis Axel’s Lineage But No One Talks About Big E. Langston’s. He IS Mr. Hughes Son, Right?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Alberto Del Rio attacks Dolph Ziggler from behind. Big E. Langston gets distracted and gets a Codebreaker from Chris Jericho.
Okay Dolph just came back from a concussion and Alberto attacks him for no reason? #ScumbagDelRio
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 11, 2013
Winner: Chris Jericho
Chris Jericho defeats Ahmed Johnson #RAW
— MICHAEL (@WWFRAWISWAR) June 11, 2013
Post-match, Chris Jericho puts on JBL’s hat and celebrates.
CHRIS JERICHO IS THE BEST! He’s Having So Much Fun When He Wrestles!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Lol every victory for Jericho is treated like Wrestlemania
— Tesha Wyatt (@HEELcanadian) June 11, 2013
Match 05: Antonio Cesaro vs. Sin Cara (with Zeb Colter on commentary)
Sin Cara?!? They Still MAKE You?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Antonio Cesaro Has Become a Legit Old School #Heel. He Skulks to The Ring and Frightens Children and Grandmas. Most Importanly, He Wrestles.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
They should play clown music over Sin Cara’s matches. #RAW
— Stacey Heisenbert (@LittleSherbie) June 11, 2013
Please put Zeb Colter with Antonio Cesaro. Make it work somehow.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
Zeb Colter’s Analysis of Sin Cara’s Name is Logical. Racist, but Logical.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Sin Cara would have never made it across the border without his mask. #ZebLogic #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
I’m trying to put my Sin Cara insults into words but I keep getting enchanted by @antoniocesaro and forget what I’m doing. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 11, 2013
C’Mon, Cesaro! You Gotta Knock Sin Cara Out with a European Uppercut.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
Damn good match.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) June 11, 2013
I would love for the WWE to bring the Mexicools back for one night just to mess with Zeb Colter.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
Wyatt Family Promo:
I don’t trust men with fedoras.
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 11, 2013
I don’t trust men in white pants…
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) June 11, 2013
Fun Fact: Audrey Marie fell off the tree during the Wyatt Family promo tapings. She was never seen again…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
I Heard That If You Receive a Bray Wyatt Video In the Mail and Play It. You Die in 7 Days.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Backstage: Brad Maddox watches Vickie Guerrero eat a Hardee’s Burger for product placement until Mr. McMahon interrupts them and scolds Vickie Guerrero about manners. Mr. McMahon complains about the Face-To-Face tonight with Ryback and John Cena, claiming someone will get hurt. McMahon tries to get Vickie to make a different match, but Brad Maddox chimes in and suggests to put the lumberjacks outside the ring so Cena and Ryback won’t attack each other. McMahon like the idea and tells Vickie that she should share her burger with Maddox then walks off.
“Eating a cheeseburger is a lot like running Monday Night Raw.”
— Tom Incognito (@TomQWood) June 11, 2013
“If you think as well as you eat, you’d have the right answer.” – Mr. McMahon being a star.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
I Just Realized that Brad Maddox was Still Employed. Good On You, #HeartthrobEmployed!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Watching Brad Maddox being made to watch someone else eating a hamburger has been the best thing about #Raw tonight, no irony.
— Chris Sims(@theisb) June 11, 2013
Match 06: Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns
Daniel Bryan makes his way down to the ring.
NOW You Wake Up, Virgina! See the Power of Positive YES-ing?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
The match begins:
Randy Orton should be allowed to punch someone in the corner 12 times, as a movie promotional tie-in.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
and Roman Reigns with the Superman Punch! #ManofSteelInTheatersJune14th.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Waiting for the Seth Rollins vs. Daniel Bryan match is like waiting for Itchy and Scratchy to get to the Fireworks factory.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 11, 2013
loving every minute of this match
— Tesha Wyatt (@HEELcanadian) June 11, 2013
Seth Rollins interferes, then Daniel Bryan comes in. Orton throws Seth Rollins out of the ring then Daniel Bryan dives onto both Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns!
*Wakes Up* What Happened?!? Did I Miss the Wrestling?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Daniel Bryan starts a “YES” chant.
YES YES YES YES
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
I’m loving how this crowd reacts to Daniel Bryan.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
Daniel Bryan is setting this crowd on fire, hot damn.
— Tom Incognito (@TomQWood) June 11, 2013
Daniel Bryan Looks Like Sir Arthur from Ghosts’n Goblins. Even In His Underwear, He Will Mess You Up.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Match 07: Daniel Bryan vs. Seth Rollins
Seth Rollins’ defensive strategy so far has been to try and block all of Bryan’s strikes with his face. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 11, 2013
How did Daniel Bryan get out of that surfboard? Because hes Daniel Bryan. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
Daniel Bryan locks Seth Rollins in an even more painful surfboard!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
— Powerline (@Osito1034) June 11, 2013
Great submission!
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 11, 2013
Daniel Bryan is giving Seth Rollins his own personal demonstration of DDP Yoga.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
DO NOT Make Daniel Bryan Angry. Your Knees Will Not Like It If You Make Daniel Bryan Angry.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Why has this show been anything that was not Daniel Bryan vs. Seth Rollins. #RAW
— Chris Sims(@theisb) June 11, 2013
The crowd chants “NO” every time Seth Rollins punches Daniel Bryan, but chants “YES!” every time Daniel Bryan punches Seth Rollins.
Oh Man! Dueling YES! and NO! Chants Followed By Wrestling Holds?!? Can This Be An Iron Man Match? Triple H Promised One.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
What’s In: No/Yes Chants5 Minutes Ago: Boo/Yay ChantsWhat’s Out: “What?” Chants
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
I love Rollins’ ongoing one-upmanship game with Bryan’s moves. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 11, 2013
Daniel Bryan does the Chaos Theory on Seth Rollins!
CHAOS THEORY!!!!!!!!!
— Powerline (@Osito1034) June 11, 2013
Daniel Bryan Did the Chaos Theory! A Tribute to Old Foes.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Everybody bow down to @wwedanielbryan. Now. Right now. #raw
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 11, 2013
I do not want this match to end. Quick somebody take the bell again! #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
Roman Reigns tries to interfere but Randy Orton trips him.
Randy Orton stops Roman Reigns from interfering in the match. Allowing great wrestling to continue for at least a few more seconds.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
Daniel Bryan does a Small Package on Seth Rollins!
MASTER OF THE SMALL PACKAGE #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 11, 2013
Winner: Daniel Bryan
A Small Package Victory? A SMALL PACKAGE VICTORY?!? Daniel Bryan Isn’t The Best In the World. He’s The Best In WRESTLING!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
This is the perfect example of where a small package is not a problem to finish a match. It was a GREAT match! Sets things up for the PPV.
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 11, 2013
W-R-E-S-T-L-I-N-G. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
I Always Said the Malenko/Guerrero ECW TV Title Best of 7 Taught Me All About Wrestling. Daniel Bryan and Seth Rollins Made a Liar Out of Me
— LeKeith (@lekeithlewis) June 11, 2013
Post-match, Randy Orton hits the RKO on Roman Reigns.
Dean Ambrose taking a nap or something?
— Arya Stark (@prettyheartless) June 11, 2013
Kaitlyn’s Secret Admirer Revealed:
Somehow, Kaitlyn’s Secret Admirer is Going to End Up Being the WWE App. The Hybrid Diva is the WWE’s Hybrid Relationship.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
I’d say Kaitlyn’s admirer is Bray Wyatt, but she hasn’t received a head in a box yet, has she? #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 11, 2013
Kaitlyn tells the Secret Admirer here she is and tells the Admirer to show themselves. Out comes Big E. Langston with clothes and flowers.
I TOLD YOU!!
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) June 11, 2013
Can’t You See How Serious Big E. Langston Is, You Guys? He’s Wearing PANTS!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Kaitlyn is shocked that it’s Big E. Langston, who hands her the flowers. Big E. tells Kaitlyn he knows this is unexpected, especially after what happened earlier. Big E. tells Kaitlyn that people only see him as Dolph’s heavy and as a guy that beats people up, but he cares about more than that. He cares about Kaitlyn, Big E. Langston confesses to Kaitlyn that ever since he first laid eyes on her, she was all he could think about, but he didn’t know how to tell her until now.
I ship it. Opening my fanfiction account to start writing fics for them! *i don’t have a fanfiction account btw*
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) June 11, 2013
Big E. wraps his arms around Kaitlyn, dips her and looks like he’s about to kiss her, but drops Kaitlyn instead!
YES. BIG E PLAYED HER. MY MAN! #RAW
— Deadlift Schrempf (@WellYoureWrong) June 11, 2013
AJ Lee comes out skipping!
IT WAS A SCAM! A plot! A ploy!
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) June 11, 2013
Wait. It’s AJ? We Were Right? WE WERE RIGHT! bit.ly/100UfmT
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
YESSSSS! I LOVE YOU AJ
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 11, 2013
AJ Lee asks Kaitlyn if she feels worthless, alone and broken because that’s how AJ felt when Kaitlyn abandoned her during her times with CM Punk, Daniel Bryan and John Cena. AJ claimed all three Superstars used her and shattered her like glass then calls Kaitlyn out on chasing the Divas Title instead of helping her best friend. AJ says even shattered glass, if you handle it wrong, can cut you pretty deep.
#Chickbusted
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) June 11, 2013
Kaitlyn calls AJ crazy, but AJ laughs it off and tells Kailtyn that she’s smart. AJ tells Kaitlyn that she used to put her on a pedestal, but now she gets to shove Kaitlyn off and laugh as she falls all the way down. AJ calls Kaitlyn sad, weak and pitiful trash who has no one or friends and claims no one gives a damn about her. AJ says the only think Kaitlyn has that’s worth anything is the Divas title, but come Sunday, Kaitlyn won’t even have that.
This is the best non-Daniel Bryan-wrestling segment on the entire show. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 11, 2013
AJ tells Kaitlyn that she’s not going to like how this story ends because she’s going to lose and AJ will get everything that she ever wanted. AJ claims Kaitlyn is going to run back to whatever trailer park she ran out of with a remote in one hand, junk food in the other, eating her emotions like a worthless, pathetic, useless unloveable cow. Kaitlyn responds like this…
Kaitlyn attacks AJ Lee until AJ manages to break free and run away. AJ laughs at Kaitlyn, blows a kiss then skips off as Kaitlyn looks sad in the ring.
Welp, AJ Lee / Kaitlyn is the Match I’m Most Looking Forward To This Sunday.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Think of it this way, Kaitlyn. It was either gonna be AJ Lee or Maggie Simpson.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
That promo was sweet though. Can’t remember a segment that intense between two divas in a long time. *applauds* #RAW
— Stacey Heisenbert (@LittleSherbie) June 11, 2013
I think Kaitlyn owes Natalya an apology.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
Man, Kaitlyn’s So Sad Right Now, She Can’t Even Borrow a Feeling.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Match 08: Damien Sandow vs. R-Truth
Of All the Matches to Be Presented By Hardee’s, it’s a Damien Sandow Match? Seriously?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Damien Sandow says for the last fortnight, he’s been engaged in a battle of wit against the “Not-So Great White” Sheamus, a battle that was clearly won by him. Sandow says this Sunday at Payback Kickoff, he will prove that he is not only Sheamus’ intellectual superior, but also his physical superior. Sandow claims he’s going to do the same thing to his ignoramus opponent this evening.
Damien Sandow, To Be Fair, R-Truth isn’t a Ignoramus; He’s just Ignant
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
First Damien Sandow takes out Sheamus. Now he’s going for R-Truth. He’s officially my favorite wrestler.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
Winner: Damien Sandow
I’m glad that not only did Sandow won, but Sheamus didn’t cause him the loss.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 11, 2013
Post-Match, Sheamus interrupts Damien Sandow’s victory to “congratulate him.” Sheamus brings up his match against Damien Sandow at Payback Kickoff and thinks kicking off Sandow’s head is the perfect way to start the PPV.
Of Course #ScumbagSheamus Interrupts Damien Sandow’s Theme, “Aleluya De El Mesias.” He Just Can’t Appreciate The Classics.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Backstage: Stephanie McMahon tells someone to find Mr. McMahon and meet him in their office because it’s about business. Stephanie tells someone else to find Triple H and meet her in their office and that it’s personal.
Stephanie using the “It Takes Two” approach to family business.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) June 11, 2013
Wait. Does Stephanie Think BOTH Triple H and Vince McMahon are NOT Watching RAW Right Now? Wouldn’t They Have Just Seen Her Plan?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Backstage: Stephanie McMahon brings Mr. McMahon and Triple H into the same office and the two start arguing until Stephanie McMahon screams, tells them to work it out and leaves.
That “HEY!” from Stephanie McMahon was so scary that every WWE employee immediately started working harder.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
Vince: You Got Your Jelly In My Peanut Butter!Triple H: You Got Your Peanut Butter in My Jelly!Stephanie: HEY! It’s a Sandwich! #WWEAtHome
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Triple H wants an apology but Mr. McMahon tells him that he did the right thing because Triple H is bigger than Curtis Axel. Mr. McMahon talks about Triple H’s career and accomplishments and calls him an icon, but wants him to be more than that. Mr. McMahon tells Triple H he wants him to be the man who sits behind the desk with a pencil and eraser that tells people to “Go To Hell!” when he needs to.
Do the right thing, Trips. Throw the trash can through Sal’s window. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 11, 2013
Mr. McMahon calls himself a giver and Triple H calms down. Mr. McMahon gives Triple H the match against Curtis Axel, but Triple H doesn’t want it anymore. The two argue about the match until Stephanie McMahon walks in and suggests that they hug it out. After some convincing, the three do a group hug then Mr. McMahon walks off.
I Think His Whole Scene Was Taken From an Episode of Entourage.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
John Cena/Ryback Face-Off:
The Lumberjacks Walk Out:
Time for Cena and Ryback to Verbally Eviscerate each other. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
If You Don’t Want Things to Get Out of Hand You Don’t Need This Many – Hey! Zack Ryder! – Wrestlers. You Just Need Daniel Bryan.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
John Cena tells his BFF, Stu The Cameraman, that “Payback’s Comin.” Stu knows the schedule, John. You don’t have to remind him!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
It’s still not Scott Steiner. 😦 #SadPanda
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) June 11, 2013
Rybambulance. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) June 11, 2013
Question for @ryback22! How much does it cost to rent an ambulance? How do you explain to the hospitals why you need it? #Raw
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 11, 2013
If the #Raw feed glitches and miraculously shows Rollins vs. Bryan again until fadeout, I won’t really mind. Make it so, Pope. #WWE
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) June 11, 2013
Ryback refuses to come to the ring and John Cena calls him out on not wanting to meet face-to-face. Cena brings up Vickie Guerrero bringing out the lumberjacks for tonight but mentions that this Sunday will be different because the lumberjacks will make sure Ryback doesn’t pull a stunt like this. Ryback claims he can tear through Cena, the lumberjacks and everyone in the audience if he wanted to. Ryback says he’s standing her for Cena’s benefit, not his. Cena calls him out on trying to send a message of pain, and he gets that, but Ryback cuts Cena off when Cena mentions the WWE Championship.
John Cena just had a chance to shout out The Ryback’s Other”Victims:” Daniel Bryan, KANE, Kofi Kingston and Zack Ryder. But He Didn’t.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Ryback claims he should’ve been the WWE Champion at least three times by now, but he was screwed over. Cena brings up giving Ryback his spot at Hell In A Cell, which Ryback agrees, but adds on that’s when the problems started. Ryback says he got too good too fast which made John Cena go to damage control. Ryback claims Cena only had Ryback’s back when it suited him, but most of the time left him high and dry.
“I Got Too Good Too Fast.” Calm Down, The Ryback. You’re Not Daniel Bryan.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
#TheRyback makes a lot of sense.
— Deadlift Schrempf (@WellYoureWrong) June 11, 2013
John Cena calls Ryback a man and asks Ryback if he wanted him to hold his hand and change his diaper. Ryback tries to speak but Cena tells him to shut up. Cena claims he’s been here a long time, had no guardian angel to watch his back and didn’t need one if he wanted to be the WWE Champion. Cena calls Ryback the most genetically gifted Superstar in the WWE, but claims he spends too much time bitching and making excuses. Cena says he’s going to walk into Hell this Sunday, but walk out screaming “The Champ Is Here!”
WHY IS JOHN CENA SCREAMING?!
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) June 11, 2013
Cena, you’re at 20 again when you need to be at 6
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 11, 2013
Ryback says John Cena can say whatever he wants but he can see Cena’s full of crap. Ryback tells Cena that if he thinks that he’s going to back down this Sunday, Cena’s out of his mind. Ryback claims the legend of John Cena will end this Sunday at Payback when he finally becomes WWE Champion. Ryback says 8 months ago, Cena gave him his spot, but this Sunday, Ryback will take his spot. Cena takes off his shirt and says that this Sunday, for either him or Ryback, “Payback’s a bitch!” Cena charges at Ryback but is stopped by the Lumberjacks.
Well that went well didn’t it Cena?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 11, 2013
Where Were These Lumberjacks When Kaitlyn and AJ Were Attacking Each Other? Too Busy Stopping “Ring Ramp Ryback” From Getting to Cena?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Ryback tries to attack John Cena but Cena pulls down the top rope. The lumberjacks throw John Cena in the ring.
Once Again, The Ryback Proves that His Biggest Weakness is Forward Momentum.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
Ryback and John Cena try to fight each other, but the lumberjacks hold them back.
Collectively, Cena and Ryback have beaten this entire roster.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) June 11, 2013
@shaylmitchell something about Cena owing Ryback 5 bucks
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) June 11, 2013
So That Happened:
That was a Pier 12 brawl to end the show. #WWE
— Deadlift Schrempf (@WellYoureWrong) June 11, 2013
RAW Should’ve Ended with Ryback in One Corner, John Cena in the Other and Only Daniel Bryan in the Middle, Threatening Them to Make a Move
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) June 11, 2013
I went the whole three hours without ending up in twitter jail! This is what happens when you put on a good show!
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) June 11, 2013
Every Raw summed up every week from now on will include how Daniel Bryan stole the show. Cos it will be the truth.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) June 11, 2013