So That Happened: 12/25/12 (Merry Christmas!)

RAW starts off with Santa Claus giving out presents and candy canes to all the children.

Alberto Del Rio’s theme hits as RicRod comes out. Del Rio starts driving out and accidentally hits Santa! Chaos ensues!

Backstage: The lesser seen wrestlers are checking on Santa Claus.

Booker T comes out of the Trainer’s Room and says he’s not gonna sugarcoat this….Santa’s down and that it doesn’t look good! Booker T says they have to pull together because Santa would want the show to go on. Alberto Del Rio walks up and everyone starts yelling at him. John Cena starts yelling at him with theatrics. Alberto Del Rio tries to explain it wasn’t his fault because everyone knows where he drives his cars. Everyone yells at him more as John Cena says, “Saint Nicolas is a saint!”

Booker T says before Santa lost consciousness, his last words were that Alberto Del Rio was going to be in a fight tonight against John Cena in a Miracle On 34th Street Match! Booker T tells John Cena to “Do It For Santa!” as a Santa chant starts and John Cena screams “SANTA!!!!”

Match 01: Cody Rhodes vs. Kane

Winner: Kane 

Match 02: Santa’s Little Helper Match: Alicia Fox, Kaitlyn, Layla and Natalya vs.
Aksana, Rosa Mendes, Tamina and The Handsome Eve Torres

Rosa Mendes is yelling in Spanish.

Aksana hits a sick spine buster!

Winners: Alicia Fox, Kaitlyn, Layla and Natalya

Dolph Ziggler and AJ Lee Celebrate Christmas Pt. 1: 

Dolph Ziggler and AJ are cuddling on a rug as AJ thanks Dolph Ziggler for watching her favorite Christmas special. Ziggler says anything for AJ then questions her favorite Christmas Movie says this is great but he thought she was a “Christmas Carol” kind of girl.

AJ Lee says she loves ths special because it’s about not being worried about the past and being focus on the future. AJ says that this is her favorite part and the camera pans to AJ pushing John Cena off the ladder from TLC. The two celebrate then Dolph Ziggler says that all they need is a little TLC. AJ Lee says that the best part is John Cena didn’t even see it coming. Dolph tells AJ that John Cena also didn’t see his boot hitting Cena in the face. Dolph and AJ laugh and continue cuddling.

Backstage: Matt Striker gives an update on Santa Claus from WWE Medical. He says there’s no word on Santa’s injuries but as soon as he learns more, he’ll let everyone know.

Match 03: Sheamus vs. Big Show (Lumberjack Frost Match)

Winner: Sheamus 

Post-Match, The Lumberjacks brawl and the faces clear the ring. Sheamus celebrates with the good guys.

David Otunga comes out and re-introduces himself and reminding us of his law degree. Otunga says he’s out here to comment on the unfortunate situation between Santa Claus and Alberto Del Rio. Otunga says that everyone is quick to pass judgment on Del Rio, but they haven’t heard the facts so they’re being predjudice. Otunga says there’s a very strong case that Alberto Del Rio is the victim because he was just fulfilling his contractual obligations as a WWE Superstar.

David Otunga says that Santa Claus, the “Jolly Geriatric,” is guilty of trespassing, working without the proper permit, Visas, vehicular vandalism, and before he can go further, Zack Ryder’s music hits. Ryder asks David Otunga if he’s serious.

Zack Ryder defends Santa Claus good name and says that while the man that says “Ho, Ho, Ho” is recovering, David Otunga has a match with the man that says “Woo, Woo, Woo! You know it.”

Match 04: Zack Ryder vs. David Otunga

Winner: Zack Ryder

Backstage: Booker T and Teddy Long are talking about the Santa incident as Booker says the one week Vickie Guerrero goes on vacation this happens. Teddy Long says that’s the true, but at least David Otunga lost. How that’s the same as Santa getting run over, I don’t know. As the two laugh, Brad “#HeartthrobRef” Maddox joins them laughing with them.

Brad “#HeartthrobRef” Maddox tells Booker T that he heard that Booker wanted to see him and he assumes it’s to offer him a contract. HTR says Booker will not regret this. Booker T says that he gave HTR a chance last week against Brodus Clay and he lost because he was awful. HTR defends himself, but Booker T says that in the spirit of giving, he’s going to give HTR one more shot. HTR says it’s going to be great TV and asks who he’s beating. Booker T tells HTR that he has to face one of Santa’s Elves and that it will be “Great” Television. HTR walks off as Booker T and Teddy Long laugh over the “Great” Television pun.

Match 05: The Miz and Kofi Kingston vs. Antonio Cesaro and Wade Barrett

Kofi hits the Trouble In Paradise on Wade Barrett followed by The Miz hitting Barrett with the Skull Crushing Finale.

Winners: The Miz and Kofi Kingston

Dolph Ziggler and AJ Lee celebrate Christmas Pt. 2: 

AJ Lee has Dolph Ziggler’s eyes covers as he keeps asking if he can look now. After the third time, AJ Lee uncovers his eyes and tells him to look. Dolph Ziggler gets a Money In The Bank Briefcase for Christmas!

Dolph Ziggler asks where she found it and AJ tells him that she saw it hanging there. AJ mentions that it was the last one left and she made sure to get it by pushing John Cena off a ladder and breaking his heart. Dolph asks AJ how can he ever repay her and they go in for a kiss, but AJ stop him and says she has one more present for him.

Courtesy of untamedobession

Dolph Ziggler says that’s the sexiest thing he’s ever seen then eskimo kisses AJ.

Backstage: Matt Striker says that WWE Medical is doing an update on Santa and that there is not much to report right now.

Match 06: Brad “#HeartthrobRef” Maddox vs. ???

Brad “#HeartthrobRef” Maddox comes out singing his own version of Santa Claus is coming to town.

Hornswoggle comes out and Brad Maddox thinks he has this won. Out comes The Great Khali instead.

Match 06: Brad “#HeartthrobRef” Maddox

Winner: The Great Khali

Post-match, The Great Khali sings a Christmas song and wishes us all a Happy New Year.

CM Punk Speaks:

CM Punk comes out mocking The Great Khali then mentions he must be from Pittsburgh because he doesn’t understand him. CM Punk says that Christmas has been ruined but gets interrupted by a Steelers chant. CM Punk is surprised that they’re rooting for the Steelers and mentions that he’s from Chicago but even he’s not stupid enough to root for the Cubs.

CM Punk says Christmas has been ruined and for once it wasn’t his fault. Punk says it’s not because Santa Claus was hit by a car, but because he, the longest reigning WWE Champion and bonafied Best In The World won’t be able to compete tonight. CM Punk tells the WWE Universe if they want to boo the person responsible, boo Ryback because he’s the one who injured him and now he can’t even walk without the use of crutches. CM Punk says Ryback has effectively ruined Christmas and Hanukkah. CM Punk asks what to do about Ryback, who’s ruined Christmas and Hanukah for all the Mutants.

CM Punk asks if Ryback should get fired or suspended then tells the WWE Universe to shut up because he’s asking a rhetorical question. CM Punk mentions Ryback receives no punishment, but he gets rewarded by being allowed to walk around in a fantasy land because he somehow convinced himself that he has a WWE Championship match against CM Punk. Punk says it makes no sense and could understand if it was proven that Punk had worked in conjunction with Brad “#Heartthrob Ref” Maddox and The Shield, but it hasn’t been proven because there is no proof.

CM Punk says he’s not cleared by doctors and Ryback is living a lie because he thinks he has a match with the champ. Punk says his holiday has been ruined because he has to rehab, while the fans holidays are filled with drunken debauchery. Paul Heyman grabs the mic and tells the WWE Universe not to boo CM Punk. Heyman says CM Punk has been the reigning, defending, WWE Champion for 400 consecutive days. Heyman says for each and every single day, CM Punk has been the victim of a documented conspiracy in the WWE to take the championship away from him. Heyman uses Ryback as an example and says Ryback had two extraordinary opportunities to wrestle away the WWE Championship form CM Punk and on both occasions, Ryback has failed.

CM Punk says on two legs, he’s better than Ryback, on one leg he’s better than Ryback, on crutches he’s better than Ryback, amputate the leg and he’d be better than Ryback, with one arm or one eye he’d be better than Ryback because he’s best in the World. Ryback’s theme plays and the crowd cheers as Ryback comes down to the ring.

Paul Heyman stops Ryback and says he’ll be sued if he lays a hand on CM Punk. Ryback says that he doesn’t have to lay a hand on CM Punk because he already got his Christmas Present. Ryback vs. CM Punk in a TLC Match. Ryback starts a TLC Chant.

Match 07: Damien Sandow vs. Daniel Bryan

Damien Sandow screams “SILENCE!” at Daniel Bryan, but Bryan screams “NO!” this goes on for a little while.

Winner: Daniel Bryan

Match 08: Brodus Clay, Santino Marella, Justin Gabriel, Tyson Kidd and The Usos vs.
Three Man Band, The Prime Time Players and Tensai

Winners: Brodus Clay, Santino Marella, Justin Gabriel, Tyson Kidd and The Usos

Backstage: Daniel Bryan is excited about he and Kane winning their matches tonight and Christmas Eve. Bryan says tomorrow, they open presents and tells Kane that Christmas saying it’s his favorite day of year. Kane says he hates Christmas, but he got Bryan a present anyway. Bryan opens his present and it’s a Slammy! Bryan is excited then tells Kane he got him a present as well. Kane’s gift is an adorable puppy! Kane thanks Daniel Bryan and says he’s starving.

Daniel Bryan snatches the puppy from Kane and yells “NO!” several times followed by, “Animals are our friends!” Bryan walks off with the puppy as Kane wants him to come back so they can talk about this.

Dolph Ziggler and AJ Lee celebrate Christmas Pt. 3:

AJ Lee reads her rendition of the Night Before Christmas to Dolph Ziggler, blasting CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Kane, Vickie Guerrero and John Cena. After the exes and Vickie bashing, the poem turns into praise for Dolph Ziggler.

Dolph Ziggler takes off AJ Lee’s glasses and tries to kiss her, but AJ pushes him back lightly. AJ says she wanted to get him under the mistletoe. Dolph Ziggler and AJ make out out and crash into the tree. The two of them make out as the camera pans over to the fireplace.

Backstage: Matt Striker with a Santa update. Says it’s not looking good, but Santa’s vitals start getting better as Santa starts clicking his heels together!

Match 09: Miracle On 34th Street Match: John Cena vs. Alberto Del Rio

John Cena starts opening presents.

RicRod gets hit with a Pumpkin Pie.

John Cena opens another present from Home Depot…?

Alberto Del Rio opens a present and it’s not what he thinks it is

Del Rio throws a bear at John Cena.

John Cena takes a Bowling Ball out.

John Cena strikes Del Rio in the boingloings with the bowling ball!

John Cena takes out a Fire Extinguisher!

Santa Claus makes his return!

Santa Claus hits the Mandible Claw on Alberto Del Rio then John Cena hits the AA.

Winner: John Cena

So That Happened:

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