I hear Robin Sparkles is the Social Media Ambassador for tonight’s WWE RAW.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Bret Hart starts off RAW and gets a huge ovation.
Jeez what a crowd for the Hitman.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 11, 2012
Triple H wishes he could get Bret Hart’s reaction. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
Check Bret Hart out! He gets a black wife, and all of a sudden, he’s dressing like he shops at Express.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
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For the record, 55 is apparently the appropriate age to stop wearing your leather jacket and start dressing like a grownup.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 11, 2012
I Can’t Watch RAW yet. My Special “Welcome Back, Bret” Cake isn’t ready! I Have to Apply the Pink & Black Frosting!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
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Bret Hart tries to speak but an Ole chant breaks out.
The fans have turned against Bret Hart and are calling for El Generico!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Bret Hart says it’s great to be here in Montreal and says that last time he was here, it was one of his darkest days but it was also one of the proudest. He thanks Montreal for getting him through those dark days.
Why does Bret Hart always look so unsure? Like he’s still expecting to get screwed somehow.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
CM Punk interrupts Bret Hart and comes out mocking him As he makes his way down the ring, a fan confronts him.
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Lmao! Who was that Sassy Canadian Wrestling Fan?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
CM Punk trashes Bret Hart’s autobiography then mentions that if he wrestled Bret Hart at Survivor Series 97 instead of Shawn Michaels, he would have won, jumped ship to WCW and made sure the WWE was dead.
If CM Punk jumped to WCW, he would be losing Crusierweight matches to Blitzkrieg.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Note to self: DO NOT give CM Punk a time machine. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
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Bret Hart says that the Best In The World would be Excellently Executed by the Best There Is, The Best There Was and The Best There Ever Will Be. CM Punk says it drives him crazy that Bret Hart still refers to himself as that.
I guess since CM Punk has a problem with Bret Hart, then he’s wearing Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart tribute tights.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Bret Hart calls CM Punk out on being a coward, CM Punk calls Bret Hart out on being disrespectful and says The Hitman’s just like John Cena: Overrated and Overhyped. Punk says at Night Of Champions, he’s going to put John Cena to sleep. The Hitman fires back saying that CM Punk is putting the people to sleep right now. Punk says at NOC, he’s going to beat John Cena and leave him a broken shell of a man, just like Bret.
Bret Hart did pretty good just now, promo wise. It was coo’ seeing him and Punk go.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
RAW Active:
#PunkPatterson
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) September 11, 2012
#PunkJoe #RAW
— Shakil ♋ (@TheyCallHimKiD) September 11, 2012
#PunkCabana
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 11, 2012
#PunkReneDupree#wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
#PunkMountie
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
#WWEPunkBrodusHug
— Mr.Jones (@Batman_Infinite) September 11, 2012
Match 01: Kofi Kingston and R-Truth vs. The Miz and Antonio Cesaro
Kofi Kingston never grew out of wearing superman underwear as a child. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
Hey! When did R-Truth get let back into Canada?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Who the hell is-…Oh, Claudio got a new theme? And it’s a rap? Coo’.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
Antonio Cesaro is on #Raw. This is probably going to be the best show ever. #wwe
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
During the match, Aksana decides to make herself more comfortable.
Aksana. The apron is not a couch. Get up!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
OH! Damn Kofi! he pulled that trouble in paradise with the quickness.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
Winners: Kofi Kingston and R-Truth
Of course Kofi Kingston knows how to beat the United States Champion. He’s an umpteen time U.S./I.C. Champion.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Sheamus’ Court Ordered Deposition:
It is revealed that Sheamus is Jewish and that his last name is “Lipchitz”
Sheamus thinks being Jewish is a joke? #fuckhimupcoltcabana
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 11, 2012
Be A Star……of David RT @wellyourewrong So Being Jewish is funny. Be A Star, Irish. #RAW
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
This needs #MOREHAROLD #RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 11, 2012
At the end of the Deposition, Sheamus Brogue Kicks the camera.
Really Sheamus!? That camera belonged to someone! Why would you do that? What a tool.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
Sheamus is offensive to all five senses.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Otunga would have made a killing if he convinced all of those wrestlers who were put in Hells Gate by the Undertaker to sue. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
Match 02: Beth Phoenix, Natalya and Alicia Fox vs.
Layla, Kaitlyn and “Handsome Eve Torres”
I’m loving the Diva’s Street Fighter X Tekken entrances right now.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
Hey! Beth Phoenix is back! …Hey! Alicia Fox is heel again! Hey Natalya! …Is that a new cape?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Apparently Alicia Fox asserted her heeldom via twitter?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 11, 2012
Who’s are the audience members whistlin’? Come on, WWE Universe, Be A Star.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
Northern Lights suplex with bridge from Alicia Fox. Did that just happen? #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
The crowd is so quiet, you’d think they were watching Alex Riley.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Winners: Layla, Kaitlyn and Handsome Eve Torres
Post-Match, Handsome Eve Torres celebrates with Layla and Kaitlyn, who are surprised by her “Act of kindness.”
That Diva match wasn’t bad.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
Backstage: CM Punk confronts AJ Lee about having a match tonight that the WWE Universe chooses, while John Cena doesn’t have a match. CM Punk calls AJ out on still being upset that he dumped her and having a fit last week. AJ Lee says that things could be worse and that CM Punk could fight Sheamus, but she agrees with him since a Champion vs. Champion Match deserves more buildup. AJ says since Punk walked out on the people last week, the people will choose his fate this week.
AJ tilts her head as much as I do. Am I crazy?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 11, 2012
CM Punk tries to leave but bumps into Brodus Clay who laughs.
Punk was all like, “Meh, get out my way Fatty Dancy” #RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 11, 2012
Match 03: CM Punk vs. ???
The winner of the #RAWActive Poll is…
Match 03: CM Punk vs. Randy Orton
Aw Man! I Had #PunkJeanPierreLaFitte In the Pool!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Of course Randy Orton was winning that RAWActive poll. He wins WWE polls like One Direction wins VMAs.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
“Your tights remind me of Baby Peach, I HATE Baby Peach.” – Orton wrestling Punk #MarioKart
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
“CM Punk wearing the pink, black and white tights. The color of The Hitman. Randy Orton’s wearing what he calls, “The blue ones” – Cole
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Randy Orton is so into his routine that he actually did the Powerslam motions without powerslamming CM Punk.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
CM Punk in the Pink Hitman Colors. Dolph Ziggler in the Limited Edition Blue Hart Foundation Colors. It’s Bret Hart Appreciation Night!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Dolph Ziggler attacks Randy Orton from behind.
CM Punk in the Pink Hitman Colors. Dolph Ziggler in the Limited Edition Blue Hart Foundation Colors. It’s Bret Hart Appreciation Night!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Winner: Randy Orton (via DQ)
Post-match, Randy Orton tries to fend off Dolph Ziggler and CM Punk but gets beaten down until Jerry Lawler interferes. Ziggler interferes, During the commercial break, AJ Lee makes a tag team match.
Match 04: Dolph Ziggler and CM Punk vs. Jerry Lawler and Randy Orton
Punk and Ziggler. Man.
— Yachter Otter (@TimExiled) September 11, 2012
The Team of Dolph Ziggler and CM Punk is like the Hart Foundation if the Hart Foundation had 2 Brets.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
During the match, Paul Heyman comes out and he and CM Punk talk ignoring the entire match. The camera is focused on them while Vickie Guerrero yells at Punk and Heyman to pay attention.
CM Punk and Paul Heyman talking >>>>>>> Everything. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
Man, Vickie Guerrero, the cameraman and the referee want to eaves drop on CM Punk and Paul Heyman’s conversation.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Vickie is that loud chick at the club when two grown men are talking. Simmer down.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
Paul: “So Punk? Did you catch the Montreal Alouettes game?” Punk: “yeah man, it was awesome” #RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 11, 2012
Dolph Ziggler falls victim to the RKO.
Winners: Randy Orton and Jerry “The King” Lawler
See Shannon Moore? That’s How You D.I.L.I.G.A.F! “You’re a Poser” – CM Punk
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Backstage: Matt Striker tries to talk to CM Punk and Paul Heyman about their alliance. CM Punk replies, “I’m a Paul Heyman guy.”
Being a Paul Heyman Guy is better than being a Commissioner Todd Gordon Guy
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Recaps on Caps on Caps: Hilarious Daniel Bryan and Kane video montage.
Last Week, Daniel Bryan Chose “Friendship” while Kane Chose “Fatality” #FINISHHIM
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Backstage: Daniel Bryan and Kane get “Sleepless and Seattle’d.” Bryan was told Kane had something he wanted to say to him. Kane was told that Bryan had something to say to him. This was done by a very special guest…
HAROLD? #RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 11, 2012
Dr. Shelby….
And I’m disappointed #RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 11, 2012
#THATSNOTHAROLD!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 11, 2012
I really wanted that to be Harold.
— Yachter Otter (@TimExiled) September 11, 2012
Bryan wants to know what Dr. Shelby is doing here, and AJ Lee chimes in saying that she asked him here. AJ says Daniel Bryan and Kane were close to a breakthrough so she invited Dr. Shelby to RAW, asked for his advice and he came up with a “radical” idea.
Dr. Shelby says that this “radical” idea is based off Daniel Bryan and Kane’s ability to trust each other.
Screw Dr. Shelby. We want Harold! #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
#WeWantHarold
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
#WeWantHarold
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 11, 2012
#WeWantHarold #MoreHarold..hell #MoreTina too #RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 11, 2012
Match 05: Heath Slater vs. Zack Ryder
YES, Heath F’n Slater! #RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 11, 2012
Still excited for Slater… #raw #WWEMindTricks
— Linda (@LMitch87) September 11, 2012
Slater says that Ryder did something to him that Ryder’s never done with a woman…Ryder got lucky.
Wait, Heath. So Zack Ryder Had Sex With You? Well, I’m Happy For You and Your Relationship. #Progressive
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Zack Ryder says he’s not facing Heath Slater tonight, but another Ry- is facing him instead.
Heath Slater vs. The Mountie?!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Match 05: Heath Slater vs. The Ryback
Oh no! Ryback ate The Mountie…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Shit, Ryback was lookin’ real serious in his entrance. He is in his zone. Mouthing his theme.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
Heath ’bout to get ate! #DamnNatureYouScary
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 11, 2012
Winner: The Ryback
Seen one Ryback match you’ve seen them all. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
The WWE Really Needs to Stop This Nexus-on-Nexus Crime …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Introducing 3MB So The Happened’s Social Media Ambassador: Randy Orton
FEED…ME…SMORES
— Randy Orton (@RandyOrton) September 11, 2012
Backstage: The Prime Time Players yuck it up in AJ Lee’s office with a referee whistle. AJ Lee informs the PTP that they are no longer number one contenders and they have to face Daniel Bryan and Kane in a Number One Contendership Match.
I Didn’t Think There Could Be Worse Referees than the Scab NFL Refs but Here Comes Mr. Titus O’Whistle …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Match 06: Daniel Bryan and Kane vs The Prime Time Players
How is it radical therapy to be put in a tag team? Does this mean Teddy Long is a pioneer in psychiatric care? #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 11, 2012
So much NXT alumni in action tonight. If Lucky Cannon returns and gets a match then I rage quit this Raw.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 11, 2012
If There Was Ever a Guy in Need of a Personal Day, It’s “Mr. No Days Off” Darren Young
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Kane chokeslams Daniel Bryan on top of Darren Young allowing them to win the match.
Winners: Daniel Bryan and Kane
Glad they are doing something with Kane/Bryan as a team. Could be good for the tag division.
— Yachter Otter (@TimExiled) September 11, 2012
*During the Daniel Bryan and Kane vs. The Prime Time Players match, Jerry “The King” Lawler collapsed at the announce table. While the cameras didn’t show it, the crowd and Twitter’s attention focused shifted to being concerned about Jerry Lawler’s health. Three Man Booth will not live recap the live tweeting of the situation, but will have Jerry Lawler comments at the end of the recap.
Match 07: Alberto Del Rio vs. Tyson Kidd
An injured RicRod introduces Alberto Del Rio
Ricky! #PoorRicardo #RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 11, 2012
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 11, 2012
#HonkForADR #RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 11, 2012
Alberto Del Rio’s Car Matches His Scarf. That’s High Class Color Coordination.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Get all the Canadians on the show tonight, it’s Tyson Kidd. #RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 11, 2012
Wait! Nattie Neidhart AND Tyson Kidd on RAW?!? Who’s Really In Charge: AJ or Bret?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Alberto Del Rio goes for the Sharpshooter but Tyson Kidd counters it.
Oh, Alberto, Did You Really Think You Could Do the SharpShooter to a Canadian … in Canada and Get Away With It?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
Match 08: Sheamus vs. David Otunga
And here comes #ScumbagSheamus who apparently Irish and Jewish now.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
WWE plugs Sheamus’ #FreeTheBrogue Tweets.
Notice that the only #FreeTheBrogue tweets are from Sheamus. This is the opposite of a trending topic.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Why is Otunga wearing Marry Poppins’ coat?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
Winner: Sheamus
Post-Match, Sheamus hits David Otunga with the Brogue Kick. AJ Lee comes out from the back. She is ready to punish Sheamus for using the Brouge Kick, but Booker T interrupts her.
O.O = Booker T’s face all the time.
— R-i-t-a (@RitaHepburn) September 11, 2012
What the hell, Booker T?! Sheamus defied authority on RAW. Not Smackdown. Get out of here! Let her do her job!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Booker T scolds Sheamus then tells him if he uses the Brogue Kick one more time, before Booker T’s internal investigation is completed, Sheamus will be stripped of the World Heavyweight Championship,
“AJ, I Don’t Know What You Were Going To Say …’ Well, Maybe If You Didn’t INTERRUPT People, Booker T, We All Would’ve Found Out.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Backstage: Bret Hart and Rey Mysterio have an inaudible conversation.
“Are you the kid that screamed my name out years ago in that commercial?” – Bret Hart”No, I’m Rey Mysterio!” – Rey
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Touts on Touts on Touts: Kofi Kingston and R-Truth talk about Daniel Bryan and Kane being the number one contenders for their tag team titles. Well, Kofi does. R-Truth just talks about Little Jimmy.
Wait. Is Lil Jimmy a Hawk? Is That Why He’s Perched on R-Truth’s Arm? I Can’t Keep Track Of Your Imaginary Friends, Ron!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Backstage: Daniel Bryan and Kane argue about the match and their tag team name. Dr. Shelby interrupts them ans says they should be called “Team Friendship.” Daniel Bryan and Kane scream “NO!”
#TeamFriendship
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 11, 2012
With his nut-sack. RT @keepitfivestar Waiting for the scene where Daniel Bryan touches Kane’s drumset.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
Match 09: Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes
Rey Looks Like He’s Wearing Laker Themed Pajoveralls.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Mysterio looks like a broke ass Pikachu you find in Times Square looking for tips. #teeep
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 11, 2012
Cody Needs To Think This Through. If He Can’t Remove Rey’s Half-a-Mask, How’s He Going to Remove Sin Cara’s Whole Mask?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
The Miz distracts Rey Mysterio helping Cody Rhodes win the match
Winner: Cody Rhodes
YES! GOOD JOB, Cody Rhodes!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
And the CoMiz alliance continues!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Post-Match, Cody Rhodes hits the Cross Rhodes on The Miz then raises the Intercontinential Championship in the air.
….Or not.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Cody Rhodes Wants the IC Strap Back Because It Has Sentimental Value. Plus. Custom Belts Don’t Go For Much on Auction Kings.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Backstage: John Cena walks towards the ring
John Cena walks backstage and notices a worker trying to put back together the Anonymous RAW General Manager.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Bret Hart interviews John Cena
Bret’s Keeping It Together. Good. And Lookin’ Stylish, Hitman! Where You’d Get That Shirt?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Bret Hart compares John Cena and CM Punk’s rivalry to his rivalry with Shawn Michaels
If we’re going to compare Cena/Punk to Hart/HBK – who’s Sunny?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 11, 2012
LOL! RT @smolek: @miss_dani_baby Mickie
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 11, 2012
Bret Hart talks about how he and Shawn Michaels used to be mutual friends and shared mutual respect for each other, but by the end of it, the feud over the WWE Championship almost destroyed their lives.
“Once upon a time, Shawn Michaels and I were Mutual Friends. We IM’d on AOL. It was like what you kids do today with the Twitspace” – Bret
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
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Bret Hart says John Cena reminds him of himself, while CM Punk reminds him of the old Shawn Michaels.
Yes, in a sentence containing Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, CM Punk and John Cena, Cena is definitely the Odd Man Out.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
John Cena thanks Bret Hart for the high praise, then says the difference between HBK and CM Punk are obvious, Shawn Michaels never portrayed something that he wasn’t. Unlike CM Punk, who claims to be the “Voice Of The Voiceless” but only cares about himself. Bret Hart asks John Cena what is he going to do to shut the “Phony Little Punk” up until CM Punk comes out and interrupts. Before Bret Hart can continue, John Cena says he’ll handle this situation.
John Cena’s Acting More Like Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania 9: Jumping in Front of Bret Hart to Get the Spotlight.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
CM Punk calls John Cena the biggest phony in the WWE, then comes down to the ring and defends himself. CM Punk says Bret Hart and John Cena are a lot alike, but that’s not a compliment. Punk says Bret and Cena were both surpassed by Superstars far superior then them.
@keepitfivestar Probably anime sneezing all over the place and getting his shots messed up.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 11, 2012
CM Punk claims that he’s much better than Shawn Michaels and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Damn, Punk is even shooting on Austin? He’s goin’ all out.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
CM Punk says he’s better than The Rock and that he did in one night what John Cena couldn’t do to The Rock all year. CM Punk says he’s the best wrestler, talker, technician and brawler and says he doesn’t say this out of insecurity, he says these things because he is those things and that makes him anything but a phony. John Cena says that CM Punk’s statements make him a liar, a hypocrite and a conceited scumbag.
John Cena puts over Montreal as “Bizzaro World” and says they’re always honest. Cena says he’s going to take a page out of Montreal and hit CM Punk with a dose of truth. John Cena says CM Punk has been WWE Champion for 300 days and for 300 days the WWE Championship has been irrelevant.
Oooooh, Cena called Punk “irrelevant”, ah man. Yoooooooo, Cena is GOIN’ IN!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
John Cena calls CM Punk out on wanting to change the WWE. Cena says the WWE Universe was lied to. There was no Ice Cream Bars, Edgy Television or New Talent and all CM Punk wanted to do was a star. Cena says that CM Punk doesn’t even know who he is.
If Mitt Romney Steals This Promo for a Campaign Stump, I’ll be Pissed.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
I’m okay with the change we got, Cena.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 11, 2012
John Cena says that unlike CM Punk, he’s always been himself. Unlike CM Punk who’s changed numerous times, stabs friends in the back, borrows colors from Hall Of Famers, and steals the elbow of the late “Macho Man” Randy Savage because he has yet to find himself. John Cena says that being the WWE Champion doesn’t justify respect and at Night Of Champions, CM Punk is in serious jeopardy of losing the Championship.
…Weren’t you a rapper for like 2 years, John Cena? Was that you being yourself?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
John Cena speaks French and the crowd pops huge. CM Punk calls John Cena out for lowering himself to speaking the language of the “locals.”
John Cena speaks French? PIPEBOMB. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
John Cena gets pissed off and calls CM Punk an ignorant son of a bitch. Cena puts the fans over as the reason they are here tonight then translates his French. Cena says, ays i “You say you’re going to win at Night Of Champions, but I’m just going to kick your ass.”
I Just Want Bret to Go “Yeah.” and Walk Away.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
Cena and Punk’s chemistry is incredible every time.
— Yachter Otter (@TimExiled) September 11, 2012
CM Punk tries to attack Bret Hart but John Cena stops him. Cena takes off his shirt ready to fight, but CM Punk backs up. CM Punk tries to attack Bret Hart again but Bret Hart punches him.
Bret’s in the back like, “I wonder if Denny’s is still having that grand slam special. Boy do I love pancakes”
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
And There’s Your Proof, Everyone: Bret Hart WILL ALWAYS BEAT SHAWN MICHAELS!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 11, 2012
After that Goldberg kick to the head, Bret Hart developed a Spider-Sense. He can see all head shots coming.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
CM Punk backs away as John Cena and Bret Hart stand tall in the ring. Michael Cole informs us that Jerry Lawler’s condition has stabilized and that he’s breathing on his own and that his heart is beating on its own. Michael Cole encourages thoughts and prayers for Jerry “The King Lawler” and tells Jerry to beat this thing.
Good promo followed by good news.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 11, 2012
Good, uplifting news and a good promo segment (after all) to end #Raw. Harrowing night, but good night, I guess. #WWE
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 11, 2012
Good hear Lawler’s doin’ good.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 11, 2012
Great promo by John Cena and CM Punk, followed by greater news about Jerry Lawler. Positive ending for this RAW.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 11, 2012
Thank you Michael Cole you’re a real class act. #PrayForLawler
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 11, 2012
So, That Happened:
We are more than a Universe. We are Family. #PrayForLawler
— Tom Casiello (@tommiecas) September 11, 2012
Jerry Lawler can say that he beat CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, and Death in the same night. Legend. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 11, 2012
Jerry Lawler is not only a friend but one of the genuinely nicest people I’ve ever known. Our thoughts and prayers are with him.
— Headlocked(@HeadlockedComic) September 11, 2012
Each Time I’ve Met Jerry Lawler, It’s Been a Highlight of My Life. When I See Him Again, We’ll Crack Jokes About This Too. #PrayforLawler
— LeKeith (@lekeithlewis) September 11, 2012
Three Man Booth would like to offer our well wishes towards Jerry “The King” Lawler. Get Well Soon, King.
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