CM Punk should come out to “This Fire Burns” following the #RAWFire
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Opening Segment: CM Punk comes out to his regular music.

Welp. There goes that idea…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

CM Punk calls out Jerry Lawler for saying “Punk turned his back on the WWE Universe.” Punk gets on the table to confronts Jerry Lawler.

CM Punk has the greatest superpower: The ability to sit on anything. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) July 31, 2012 

CM Punk explains that The Rock disrespected him until he is interrupted by Big Show.

Big Show needs to take his Just 4 Men goatee and go back to catering. #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 31, 2012

….Big Show, Go HOME. Just Go Home, Nobody likes you, Just Leave. In fact, if you left, I’d cheer you.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

Big Show says CM Punk wouldn’t be champion if it weren’t for him and that he deserves a WWE Title Shot.

Big Show forgets he loses all of the time.
— Batmanuel (@TimExiled) July 31, 2012

John Cena runs out and attacks the Big Show while CM Punk looks unimpressed.

John Cena legit did a street fighter combo.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

LMAO did Cena really throw that kick? He really came out, punch punch kick. That’s HILARIOUS.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

CM Punk, Big Show and John Cena are interrupted by the new RAW GM, AJ Lee!

Courtesy of WWE.com

LIGHT IT UP! jsabckjbcMAKINMATCHESjacbja LIGHT IT UP! LIGHT IT UP! jsabckjbcMAKINMATCHESjacbja LIGHT IT UP!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

Wow! AJ got a new position on RAW AND a last name! Hello AJ Lee
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

I like AJ’s McMahon suit. #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 31, 2012

Oh look at AJ and her little suit. kawaii.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

AJ makes John Cena vs. Big Show as the Main Event for tonight. Winner gets a shot at CM Punk at Summerslam.

I honestly just want Barney Stinson and AJ to do a musical about suits for the next two and a half hours.
— Sunny Dewhite (@SunnyDewhite) July 31, 2012

Match 01: Alberto Del Rio vs. Santino Marella

H….wtf Del Rio
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

See this is why you come out to a dead crowd cause you don’t come out driving. And I don’t get to honk.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

Did the Repo Man stop by ADR’s place?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 31, 2012

Maybe Alberto Del Rio Stopped Wrestling to Save on Gas Money. Prices Go Up Over the Summer, You Know?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Del Rio’s attire is very Million Dollar Man-esque. I approve
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Santino has to be the longest reigning losing champion of all time. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) July 31, 2012

Post-Match, Del Rio mentions that he is victorious.

“Who Victorious? Who Victorious? Who Victorious? Who Victorious? ” – Del Rio trying to understand Nickelodeon’s show Victorious
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

There’s a sexual joke in there, Del Rio #BeneathMe
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 31, 2012

Match 02: Brodus Clay vs. Damien Sandow

They Finally Cut the Funkasaurus’ Entrance Short and They Chose a 3 HOUR RAW to Do It? Funk is No Longer Rolling.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Vickie Guerrero comes out and tries to upstage Brodus Clay with her “dancing.”

…Why is this happening? Is this it? Is this what 3 hours are for?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

Hasn’t Vickie done that dance before?
— Batmanuel (@TimExiled) July 31, 2012

Damien Sandow comes out and interrupts the foolishness.

Sandow is here to stop this tomfoolery!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

I wonder what Damien Sandow will be more upset about? The bad dancing? Or the bad Seinfeld impersonation?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

@3manbooth @keepitfivestar Sirs, it is Brodus Clay who hears the blues a-callin’ (tossed salad and scrambled eggs)
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) July 31, 2012

“Tis I, Damien Sandow” What a classy man he is! #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

Since Damien Sandow’s a Martyr, I’m officially calling him “Martyr Jannetty.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Damien Sandow attacks Brodus Clay and leaves him laid out.

Winner: Damien Sandow (Or No Contest if you’re a Brodus fan)

Dammit no #VictoryCartwheel 😦 RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

How can anyone dislike a man with a bushy beard and Barbie pink trunks? #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 31, 2012

Backstage: Daniel Bryan confronts AJ but gets told to shut up. AJ reminds Bryan that she’s his boss and calls him out on trying to get her committed to a mental hospital.

That can’t be AJ’s office. Where’s all the Pokemon?
— Tom Sherwood (@TomQWood) July 31, 2012

They were Good Humor men! It was an Ice Cream social last week! #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

OMG AJ watched Raw! lol yay for continuity
— Lee (@Theregoeskitty) July 31, 2012

AJ says she’s wiping the slate clean by putting Daniel Bryan in a match with Sheamus. Bryan asks if it’s for the World Title and AJ starts a “No” chant.

@3manbooth I still can’t forgive her for that shitty match and stupid stipulation.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 31, 2012

@3manbooth Does that make McMahon Bill Clinton?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 31, 2012

@miss_dani_baby Maybe. I’ll Give Him That. He Got Caught With His Pants Down Once or Twice.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

After one (of many) Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar recaps, Cole and Lawler reveal that the Sheamus/Daniel Bryan match is #RAWActive and the fans get to choose the stipulation.

wtf is the difference between No Holds and Street Fight by WWE standards?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

Backstage: Josh Mathews interviews Sheamus. Sheamus says he didn’t win many contests when he was younger, but he trusts the WWE Universe’s decision with the match.

Sheamus’ Face May Not Win Beauty Contests But He Won Best Costume for Beaker from the Muppets 5 Years In a Row.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Match 03: Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus (Street Fight)

Daniel Bryan tries to force the fans to stop chanting “YES!”

If you want people to stop chanting “YES”, Daniel Bryan, all you have to do is say something weird like “Woozle Wuzzle”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Daniel Bryan said we cant chant yes, but He didnt say we cant type it. YES YES YES YES. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) July 31, 2012

Just once, I want a Street Fight to have a Street Fighter theme to it. Throw people into barrels, and statues and do car challenges.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

I want an actual Street Fight. Like Two intersections battling it out. #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

Street Fights are false advertising. They should be fights that happen in the street.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

I Bet Jerry Lawler Wishes He Had More 18 Second Wrestlemania Matches or 0 Second Marriages. #BurnLikeaTitanTron
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Bryan canining Sheamoose like he littered in Downtown Singapore #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

“Eh, It’s a living”- Kendo Stick. RT @dagiftnthecurse wat did da kendo stick do to get all this abuse?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

Daniel Bryan Should Try to Take This Street Fight to the Streets. There Sheamus Will be Confronted By His Natural Enemy: Sunlight.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Winner: Sheamus

Post-Match, Sheamus celebrates till RAW comes back from commercial. Daniel Bryan is seen in the ring begging for a doctor while claiming his neck was hurt.

Oh Daniel Bryan, This is NOT a Good Look For You. It’s Hilarious but NOT a Good Look.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Daniel Bryan needs a time out.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

Oh man, I hope Bryan says ” I DEMAND TO SEE A QUACK” #DrNick #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

Kofi Kingston and R-Truth (In a suit) come out and try to get Daniel Bryan to leave the ring.

I think Truth went to his Child Support hearing today. #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

You see how much of a positive influence Kofi is? R-Truth is wearing a suit.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

Daniel Bryan asks to meet Lil’ Jimmy.

Snitsky punting baby vibes right now.
— Sunny Dewhite (@SunnyDewhite) July 31, 2012

I hope he hits Lil Jimmy.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

Daniel Bryan “Snitsky Punts” Little Jimmy!

Gifs courtesy of notrealtalk

HE PUNTED LIL JIMMY
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

Daniel Bryan tries to get R-Truth committed.

If I Had Known Being Vegan Lets You Call Out R-Truth On His Ridiculousness, I Would’ve Started Eating Beets a Long Time Ago.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Unfortunately, AJ interrupts Daniel Bryan and informs him that he’s the one being committed. Not R-Truth.

@keepitfivestar AJ is going to be SO MAD when she finds out Arkham isn’t a real place.
— Dave Muscarella (@DavidMuscarella) July 31, 2012

AJ Is Doing a Great Job as GM. She Knows That With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Match 04: Kofi Kingston vs. Titus O’Neil

AW and the Pigsfeet Players coming out dressed in Koolaid Red tonight…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

This Match is Brought To You By TVOne: Wrestling for Black People.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

OMG, STOP Walrus barking!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

I wonder if Michael Hayes came up with the Primetime Players
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 31, 2012

That’s right WWE UNIVERSE! KOFI! KOFI! KOFI! KOFI!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

“Nobody can beat Titus O’Neil!” AW, a KEG beat Titus O’Neil…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

AW threw a shoe at him and said “Yo momma”. You can’t explain this shit to me
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) July 31, 2012

Titus O’Neil is on his Ahmed Johnson right now. Red tights gotta go.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

That was the best worst distraction I’ve EVER seen.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

At first I thought he said Obama,lol. RT @kickstunner LMMFAO he just threw a shoe at him and yelled YO MAMA
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

AW could face huge jail time in Arab countries for throwing that shoe.
— Tom Sherwood (@TomQWood) July 31, 2012

Winner: Titus O’Neil 

Backstage: CM Punk tells John Cena that he has no issue with him, and that he doesn’t respect him. Punk says he doesn’t wish Cena or Big Show luck and tells Cena to let go of the fact that Punk did to The Rock what Cena couldn’t do in one year.

Does Being Straightedge Let You Call Out John Cena on His Foolishness? If That’s True, I Would’ve Put Down the Seabreezes a Long Time Ago!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Match 05: Heath Slater vs…?

HEEEHAWWWWWW HEATH SLATER. #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

Rather than call out a legend, Heath Slater calls out a Superstar on the active roster. Cue…

Match 05: Heath Slater vs. Randy Orton

Orton is back from “playing Mario Kart”
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 31, 2012

“There’s the ORIGINAL Legend Killer!” – Cole, You Say That Like Heath Slater WON All His Matches.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

I miss when Randy Orton would have different women play his wife in various segments.
— Sunny Dewhite (@SunnyDewhite) July 31, 2012

Power slam? I thought it was a scoop slam, Cole.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 31, 2012

Winner: Randy Orton

Randy Orton’s Bieber-like crowd reactions return. “If I was your Boyfriend, I’d never let you go! Punt you in the head, girl. Hit an RKO.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Daniel Bryan Psychiatric Evaluation 01: The Doctor keeps asking stupid questions until Daniel Bryan snaps and keeps repeating “YES!”

Daniel Bryan is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 31, 2012

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

Match 06: Chris Jericho and Christian vs Dolph Ziggler and The Miz

oooooooooooooooooooooo Jericho/Christian vs Zig/Miz. I’m down.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

Vitamin C!! #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 31, 2012

Glad to see they’ve put aside any differences I may have caused between them RT On @wwe #RAW: @iamjericho & @christian4peeps team up
— Trish Stratus.com (@trishstratuscom) July 31, 2012 

#Rockstar
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

“YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Y2J! Y2J! Y2J! *Christian’s theme hits* Oh, Christian’s in this?” – Crowd
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Why would they make Christian come out AFTER Chris Jericho? You know no one’s gonna cheer…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

To Be Fair, The Crows was Quiet During Christian’s Entrance because they wanted to hear the words to his Theme.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

New Movie? New Look? New Championship? Everything’s Coming Up Miz-House!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

#ZiggleWiggle !!!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Dolph Ziggler looks like a pornstar and Miz looks like his director. #wwe #raw #teamporn
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 31, 2012

Seriously Ziggler’s hair looks like spaghetti on a bed of mud right now.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

Time has not been kind to blonde Canadian wrestler hair. #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 31, 2012

I don’t think the crowd ever watched a Christian match before.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

I think everyone just pities Christian. Edge retired. He lost his titles. Rather than cheer, fans are just like “Good. You’re keeping busy.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

“Christian Takes a Licking And Keep On Ticking” – Any Other Commercials You Want to Remember, Jerry?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Dude, Even When Dolph Ziggler Botches, It Looks Good. #ShowOff.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Winners: Chris Jericho and Christian


Post-Match, Dolph Ziggler attacks Chris Jericho with the MITB Briefcase.

Gif courtesy of steellove

Dolph Ziggler’s gonna CASH IN ON CHRIS JERICHO AND BECOME THE NEW LEAD SINGER OF FOZZY!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Daniel Bryan Psychiatric Evaluation 02: Daniel Bryan gets an ink blot test, sees a Goatface then blames Charlie Sheen.

Why were Daniel Bryan’s first two ink blots penises?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

@miss_dani_baby Welp. I wouldn’t do well with the ink blot test.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

It’s okay that Daniel Bryan is just getting into “WINNING.” He doesn’t watch TV so he’s late to catchphrases. He used to say “Cut. It. Out!”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Daniel Bryan, If There’s One Thing I Know For Sure, It’s that Charlie Sheen is Not Watching.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Touts on Touts on Touts:

These touters I swear….
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

These Touters need to get laid…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

This (and every) Tout segment features people I’d never sleep with. #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 31, 2012

“Bobby Roode gonna win” #Tout
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

I’m going to Tout with rollers in my hair
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 31, 2012

She touted with her scarf on….#comeonblackpeople #SistersTakingThatL
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

BABY NOT WITH THE RAG ON YA HEAD!!!! oh my Jesus!
— Donatello (@Osito1034) July 31, 2012

Match 07: Tyson Kidd vs. Tensai

Now that #BankOnTheKidd is over, Tyson Kidd needs a new PPV themed shirt. #SlamOnTheKidd doesn’t sound like a good thing.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Tensai Looks Like He Belongs in the Bound For Glory Series.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

OMFG!Tensigh SHUT UP! Is he leaking? He sounds like tire losing air #ihatehim
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

AW Should Come Out Now and Apologize for Michael Cole’s Sakamoto / Sack of Tomatoes Comment.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Winner: Tensai

Welp. That’s not the way ANYBODY wanted the match to go…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

This is what happens when you wear unsanctioned WWE t-shirts to your PPV match
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 31, 2012

Post-Match, Tensai continues to attack Tyson Kidd.

LOL, Asian Ref “no no no Tensai don’t do it”
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

Asian Ref sounds like Keno from TMNT: II Secret Of The Ooze
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

The referee reverses the decision.

Winner: Tyson Kidd (Via DQ)

The ref is Asian, that’s why Tensigh lost. He was offended by him thinking he’s Japanese.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

Post-Match, Tensai abuses Mr. Sakamoto for no reason….

Mr. Sakamoto really needs to get out of this abusive relationship….
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Tyson Kidd, when you wake up it’s time to celebrate honey. You won…technically. #Raw
— Linda (@MissPunkin24) July 31, 2012

Daniel Bryan Psychiatric Evaluation 03:  Daniel Bryan is declared legally sane then attacked by his new “Anger Management Coach,” Kane.

Kane is a One-Liner Machine latley. #raw
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

@keepitfivestar When you can’t win titles, you gotta have backup careers. #smartman
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 31, 2012

“Due to the fire, the Divas match has been cut from this week’s RAW. They’re so hot, we don’t want it to happen again….or something” – WWE
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

“Whadda ya mean,”where are the Divas”?..AJ’s a Diva. More Importantly,Guess who Triple H’s fighting at SummerSlam, I’m sure you forgot” -RAW
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

Match 08: John Cena vs. Big Show (CM Punk on commentary)

How can CM Punk be on commentary when he’s not wearing a blazer?
— Sunny Dewhite (@SunnyDewhite) July 31, 2012

Good Thing about Missing the Beginning of RAW? I’m Only Seeing Big Show Once Tonight.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

John Cena tells his BFF Stu the Cameraman, “Set this place on fire tonight! It’s not Stu’s Day yet.” When will it ever be Stu’s day, John?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

I dont care how much you hate Cena. You cannot possibly want Big Show to win here. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) July 31, 2012

John Cena is the Ice Cube of the WWE. He Used to Rap But Now All He Does is Make Kids Movies.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Big Show, Just take second & evaluate your life & the situation. They’re chanting Cena & Punk, Punk is NOT even wrestling. YOU DON’T MATTER.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012 

Punk shitting on the commentary team. #BUYS #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

Lawler doesn’t know how to debate his side of anything. He uses the dumbest points and makes no sense.
— Batmanuel (@TimExiled) July 31, 2012

LOL, Lawler is gettin’ offended. #butthurt
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

#peoplethataremoreoverthanBigShow Little Jimmy, Asian Ref, the person with the Nyan Cat sign, Nikki Bella’s new titties…
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) July 31, 2012

#ThingsandpeoplethataremoreoverthanBigShow AJ’s Pantsuit,Sandow’s Cartwheel, ADR’s cars, The Brock Lensar fan who did sheamus’ taunt tonight
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 31, 2012

Everyone get on the #GoHomeBigShow wagon #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) July 31, 2012

I’m not even paying attention to the match. As far as I’m concerned, the commentary is the main event.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

Big Show throws John Cena into CM Punk. CM Punk gets up, slides in the ring and kicks Big Show in the head.

Winner: Big Show (?) 

CM Punk Makes Everyone Put The Workboots On: Lawler, Cole, Big Show, Cena, Stu the Cameraman (He’s Are Always On), the Crowd …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 31, 2012

Post-Match, CM Punk declares no WWE Championship match because both John Cena and Big Show are losers. AJ comes out and makes a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship at Summerslam.

AJ Lee’s going with the Kindergarten “Everybody’s a winner” method.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

Gif courtesy of  thepunkedfreak

So, That Happened:

I’m conflicted. I love AJ but I hate every match she makes.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 31, 2012

I like how no matter who is the GM. The matches are the same regardless.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) July 31, 2012

Punk owning Lawler, Bryan vs Sheamus, Bryan in general, and the tag match were all enjoyable.
— Batmanuel (@TimExiled) July 31, 2012

I went into #Raw1001 thinking I would get a Pipebomb from CM Punk, but I got one from Abraham Washington instead. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) July 31, 2012

#Raw 1004 should be built around a Jericho/Malenko feud. Just pointing that out. #WWE
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) July 31, 2012