So That Happened: #RAW Recap (08/04/14)

Match 04: Rusev vs. Sin Cara

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Winner: Rusev (via WWE App)

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Lana speaks about the Deputy Prime Minister of Russia, Dmitry Rogozin, tweeting out a photo of Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama. Putin is holding a baby cheetah. Obama is holding a puppy.

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Lana reminds the WWE Universe that is President Obama’s Birthday today, then sings Happy Birthday in Russian.

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Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger interrupt Rusev and Lana.

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Zeb Colter tells Lana to Shut Up, and says he’s sick and tired of hearing her voice. Colter says the reason Russians drink so much vodka is to drown out Lana’s voice. Colter tells Lana that he’s also sick of hearing about Vladimir Putin, Mother Russia and Rusev Crush.

Zeb Colter calls Rusev and Lana, “Bolshevik Twitheads” then at Summerslam, Jack Swagger will be fighting and defending the honor of the 50 Stars and 13 Bars, but Rusev and Lana will be fighting every real American in the world.

Zeb Colter decides to show Rusev and Lana pictures of the people Jack Swagger is really representing. Colter shows a picture of a Construction Worker named Nick, who works hard to support his wife and kids. Colter shows a picture of a Nurse named Megan, who works 60 Hours a week to give Medical Care to those need it. Colter adds on that Swagger is fighting for the brave Men and Women of America, who choose to put their life on the line to defend the United States.

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Zeb Colter calls Rusev a “dancing bear” then tells Rusev and Lana that the last thing they will see at Summerslam is Old Glory waving in the breeze. Colter calls Lana, “Natasha” and says the only thing that will be crushed at Summerslam is her ego. Zeb Colter leads the WWE Universe in a “We The People” chant.

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After a loud “USA” chant, Rusev cheapshots Jack Swagger with the flag.

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Zeb Colter is cornered by Rusev, but Lana stops him from beating Colter down.

Match 05: Dolph Ziggler vs. Cesaro

The Miz is on commentary.

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Winner: Dolph Ziggler

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Dolph Ziggler and The Miz stare each other down. Dolph Ziggler almost Superkicks The Miz.

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Backstage: Tom Phillips asks Paige about her actions on Smackdown. Paige wishes AJ Lee a speedy recovery. Paige tells AJ that it’s an absolute dream come true to face her idol for the Divas Title at Summerslam. Paige tells AJ that she misses her so much and hopes to see her soon.

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Match 06: Goldust and Stardust vs. Rybaxel

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Stardust hits his finisher.

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Winners: Goldust and Stardust

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Backstage: Stephanie McMahon and Triple H are going over the contract. Kane walks in, hands over his mask, then walks off.

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